Sunday Surgery: Tear Ducts

Wow, Over-use of those delicate little things this week, wasn't there!!? Everyone was crying a river! Sabrina, Paddy-- Robin...Maxie, Anna--you name it!  No one seemed to use a kleenex either. Ewwwww.

How did YOU like this week? It was supposed to be the culmination of months and months of waiting and hostage taking.  Did you get all tingly? For me it was like being on a roller coaster and then told 1/2 way through it had broken down and you had to get off.  The ride never finished for me.

Time to get those scrubbies on, wash up and dish about this week.  I'm eating the abandoned wedding cake from Sabby and Paddy's wedding. Care to join?

MONDAY: NO reason for this foolishness!! One of the writers on Twitter said something like "People! Robin wasn't going to walk out of their lives, just the wedding".  Um, ok..but that makes NO sense. Was she going to interrupt the reception? The honeymoon? When would she have TOLD  them--especially since half the damn town knew she was alive already? I hated the fact that Robin didn't tell Patrick she was alive weeks ago. I LOATHED the fact that she didn't march in there and stop things. Robin is pretty bold, self-centered and ballsy. She would have gotten her ass in there to not only say, hey "Hold the phone" but also to reveal herself to Emma ASAP. Thank goodness the writers decided to have Emma spot her or we'd still be waiting.  

The aftermath of this was heartbreaking for Sabrina-- she did a great job crying and carrying on. Jason Thompson did his usual magnificent weeping as well.  Poor Mac had to stand there forever until he could hug Robin.  Lucy was actually the one that was the most happy to see her it seemed! Epiphany had a nice talk with her too.

No one really seemed to care about her ordeal over 2 years (least of all Patrick!) I absolutely would have written it differently--especially the part where Emma goes to school (can you imagine her telling everyone her Mommy is back from the dead?) and Patrick goes to work! I really needed a scene where he walked into the house alone, right after the non-wedding  and looked around and picked up the photo of he and Robin he's been looking at for months. I also would have liked to have seen the "pajama party" that Anna, Emma and Robin had. If you were going to separate the family, at least show it. 

The "Killing of Faison"...had a great build up, then...fade to black.  Anna's acting all weird and I'm hoping it's because he revealed something to her before they put a bullet in him.  Can't be just the guilt of killing someone eating at her. She's WSB.  I didn't like the fact that Dr. O and Faison just disappeared from canvas with no closure.  Seemed incomplete--especially after all the time we spent watching them tie people up and threatening. I know it will come up later but again, this goes to my dislike of the pacing of the show. 

Speaking of pacing, smooshed between it all AJ was in court again this week.  Talk about choppy and uneventful. Do I care? No. Ditto on Sonny's mobby talk with Sean over Carrrrrrrrlos. He may be a Rivera but other than that? Stuck in there. The only good part was Ava seeing Sonny at the court house.  She looked like she wanted to eat him on a stick. 

Who has time off right now? Morgan and Alexis. Don't see them anywhere! 

And...there was this: Bobbie comes back and is stupid enough to let Jerry go. Jerry wants the anti-dote and instead of giving him just a fake one, Luke is all drama and they both plunge over the balcony. Luke hangs on and Jerry? Well his fall was broken! Imagine that.  He escapes with the help of Julian Jerome. I'm sure he'll be gone until the next time he pops up. Chop. Chop. 

Speaking of chopping, Heather coming around has gotten really old.  I hear Franco may really kill her this time, we shall see.  And, just move Todd into  Carly's house already. 

Maxie at the grave..Georgie shows up.  Anyone notice she got her nose pierced in heaven? Then Robin comes around the corner, who Maxie thinks is a ghost. Robin smacks Maxie. Maxie promises not to kill herself. Wait until she finds out Spinelli is leaving with the baby to Portland.  (Hipster place or what!?) 

SCENE OF THE WEEK: Finally Emma runs to Robin. FINALLY. 

FACES OF THE WEEK: YES,  I could have gone with the obvious; Patrick sees Robin--anyone sees Robin but this was just too fun to pass up. Bobbie is just like; ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

PROP OF THE WEEK:  Wall painting: Respect the COCK!! These are done by our own Carlos...Jeffery Vincent Parise!! Did you see it in Carrrrrrlos' apartment? 

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