Off To Broadway

 Let's hope I hit publish today! Sorry about that. 

Joss is working at Bobbie's and thinks back to see Cassius walk out of Cullum's room. Lulu comes in. She wants brownies. Joss drops that she worked out with "Nathan". Then she talks about the book with Anna's face on it. Then Lulu uses the time to bitch about Britt. 

Cassius drops off a report to Dante. He might have info on the other car in Jordan's accident. There are scratch marks on the guard rail they will look at. 

Gio surprises Emma at the Garage Cafe and tells her to get ready he's surprising her with a NYC Trip tomorrow. He talks about his friend Michael someone that is starring in Aladdin on Broadway. He had filled in for a violin for 2 weeks and they got to know each other. He has a backstage pass and 2 VIP tickets. She's like: Let's GO! 

Jordan and Portia don't like each other, guys. Portia tells Jordy to let Curtis help her.  They bicker. Portia says they have to get along for the baby.

Meanwhile, Curtis is being a dick to Isaiah for visiting Jordan. BIG TIME. He tells him to stay away. 

Then Curtis goes and talks to Jordan and she admits she needs him. She cries and goes on and on about her INJURY AND NOT recognizing herself and it's SO STUPID given what we saw. It's like..cuts. I do not understand this. 

Then Isaiah sees Portia and says Curtis was mean to him. Portia says that Jordan was mean to her. 

Britt can't believe Rocco shot Cullum but he tells her the entire story. She figures out Jason was protecting him. He tells her his mom and "Nathan" know about the shooting. Good work from Kelly and Finn today.  She tells him to keep quiet about everything because Cullum will KILL him. 

END: 

Dante tells Curtis the paint on the car matches a Black German made car. Curtis automatically thinks of Isaiah. :eyeroll: 

Britt is going to Wyndemere to do 'some work'

Forgotten

 

HELLO!!!  Here we are ....again!  

TODAY'S SHOW: 

Curtis sees Isaiah rubbing Portia's belly at #GH . She gives him an ultrasound photo. He's not happy she had an appointment without him. Not only that ISAIAH went. heh. Portia said it was last minute. Curtis says it's ok but next time let him know. Portia agrees. 

Lucas and Britt. She doesn't want Lucas involved anymore and will give up the medicine to prove it. Lucas argues with her. She finally says ok he can help. 

Felicia tells Jordan about a trauma support group she can attend. Jordan says she's a trained law enforcement officer. She's fine. Fe leaves the pamphlet anyway. Isaiah comes in later and Jordan ends up yelling at him to get out because she's worried about her face. It's weird, don't ask. Curtis hears her yelling. Isaiah leaves. Jordan says she shouldn't have snapped at him. She feels like too many people are in and out. Also, the accident is all her fault. She needs some space and Curtis gives it to her.

Cody and Molly go to have zex but Cody hesitates. He doesn't want to hurt her. He also wants to know if he ever hurt her before during sex. She says no and talks about how sex i about being intimate ...and.. you get the idea. Anyway, they agree to stop if she is hurting. The have a long montage of music and.. you know. 

Ethan asks Sonny for a job. Ric is suspicious. Ethan talks about France and says he heard Sonny had an opening. Ric's like: AH HA! He's here for Jason's job! Sonny says he's loyal and Luke's son so.. and Ric thinks since he's been at Robert Scorpio's he could be working undercover.  They argue with Ric and then Sonny says Ric should interview Ethan. He asks what he's been up to. Ethan said he used Lucky's address in Ireland for 7 years but has been 'around'. Sonny wants to hire him, Ric thinks he's too much of a risk.  In the end, Sonny hires him 'for Luke's sake". 

Dante, lulu and Rocco are having nosh at the Garage Cafe. Dante notices that something is off with Rocco when he talks about Danny. Dante thinks Rocco feels badly because Danny has no parents around and he has both of his. Rocco leaves for this shift at GH. Dante asks Lulu what is really wrong with him. They talk about things and Lulu tells him Ethan is in town.

Rocco's at GH. He delivers a pillow to Cullum. Cullum is talking to him about his shift and getting shot and such. Britt sees Rocco in there and hauls him out. They go to the chapel. Talk about Cullum. 

Badger BOB Sighting Today

 

TODAY I have been through a really DARK snow squall....ice...sleet...then sun....then rain, then snow again and now blue skies. It's CRAZY PANTS APRIL!!!!! No one knows what to wear or what to do. It's kinda sad. LOL 

TODAY'S SHOW: 

Molly is at GH for a follow up visit. Cody drove her there. Dr. Navarro comes out to take her to the exam room. No cancer was found and no regrowth of tissue. She can resume zexual relations at any time. They go to Che Cherie for dinner and champagne. Molly is so greatful. 

Alexis goes to see Sonny about Danny's news joining the mob. Sonny says he wouldn't let that happen. Well, thank goodness says Wubsy because he's like 16!! Alexis says his behavior hasn't been great. Ric comes in and hears Alexis say he as 'no ethics".  Then she tries to talk up Diane being Sonny's only lawyer. She finally leaves in a huff. 

Ethan and Krissy catch up at Sonny's while she watches Donna. They talk about when he helped her with Keifer. How she's now gay and dated Blaze, I really thought she was Bi. That would have been WAY better. They talk about Charlie's and the fire. He says he wants to work for Sonny and saw "in the papers" Jason had left town. Hmm... that sounds fishy.

Willow tells Michael to keep "THIS PERSON" away from "HER" children. They argue. She asks if Michael knows how many men Jacinda has been with...and he'd better keep her away from the kids or ELSE! After she leaves, Jacinda and Michael talk about their relationship and yada yada. 

Nina is going to hire Ric. She asks if the battered wife defense could be used for Willow. Talks about her time in the cult and Shiloh and such. He asks if she's going to hurt anyone. Nina says..um, no..but.. Ric says if she is and Nina knows, she can be charged too. He asks if she's going to hurt Michael. Nina says no, they are in a good place. She then STOMPS IN and rags about Michael and tells Ric to tell him to stay away from Jacinda or she's 'coming after him".  Later after Ric leaves, Nina asks Willow to calm down. Willow gets all angsty and says she won't let her kids be exposed to the depravity she was at Dawn of Day. Nina tells her that Jacinda does care for the kids and is nothing like the Dawn of Day people. Willow is saying she'll use her congress office to haul Michael back into court. Nina says: Don't Do it! You'll lose everything! 

Valentin tells Carly he went to see Nina. HE says he did it because she was with Jack. He was restless and Nina can help. She says not to trust Nina. He says she's going to feed Jack information. He'll have Nina tell him where Char and he meet up and go there alone. Let Jack think he almost catches him. Then set a trap. 

END: 

Willow says family court might not be the way to go and she'll 'have to think of something else'

Sonny sees Ethan. Ric is suspicious

Molly and Cody are going to leave to go back to his place. 

Jacinda tells Michael about Brennan asking her about Charlotte and Valentin. He told her he could get something that could help Michael against Willow. 

Valentin isn't too impressed with the shaving kit Carly bought him lol 

Sunday Surgery: Saving Face

 

I managed to watch all 5 shows in real-time this week!! Was I enthralled? Not really but I guess some things moved along so it wasn't a total loss. Come find out what surprised me the most--and the least! 

I wish I could drink like Ezra did but let's face it. Those days are long gone. I don't even want a mimosa. I'll stick with coffee. 

LET'S GO GO! 

SPIDEY

 

I actually watched all of the shows this week in real-time!! WOW. Look at me!! I can't say it was an exciting week by any means, but I made it. 

TODAY: 

Ethan is back. He's on the docks. HE and Lulu hug. He says he's back to see her since she woke up from her coma and he hadn't seen her in a long time. She doesn't believe him and thinks he's running from someone. He says no. He was in France with Robert and Holly. Saw Sasha and Daisy but got bored. Then went to see her. He's on the docks because he was thinking about the Haunted Star and Luke. She shows him a picture of Rocco and he says he's grown. Ethan says he'll be in Port Charles "open ended'. He's going to stay at her house but has to make one more stop first. 

Carly and Lucas make dinner at Carly's. He notices a package came with men's toiletries inside. Oh, a razor. Carly says it's Jack's but is acting weird. She finally tells him she's seeing someone else. He's like WHAT? HOW LONG? WHO? WHEN? HUH? She's like, it's nothing big because there's no future. He thinks she should just break up with Jack but she's like DROP IT, ok? They keep talking and Carly admits to liking this other guy--a lot. He's "easy" but their relationship will end when circumstances do. 

Valentin is actually over at Nina's--he let himself in and made a drink. She wants to know where he's been hiding. He says "You want to know or Jack Brennan"?  He tells her he knows that he'll use her to get to Charlotte. Then Nina gets teary and says: oh no, Charlotte figured it out, didn't she? Valentin says that Char doesn't trust her anymore. Nina tells him she's backed into a corner now because of Willow. 

Laura gives Ezra some aspirin. He thinks she's going to turn in the video she made of him and forgot their entire conversation they had. Laura tells him they are both under Sidwell's thumb and it's not his fault. He thinks Sidwell killed Dalton and set Laura up because of him. She says it's not his fault. She has a plan for them to get Sidwell. They can find out WHY he needs the flight paths then they can get the FAA involved, the WSB and maybe the Feds. He agrees.

Krissy is watching Donna at Sonny's. Michael stops by. They read comments online about open mic night at Charlie's. Someone wrote Jacinda was good and "why are you going out with a homicidal maniac".  So apparently, Michael is seen as the one having shot Drew in PC. Which I didn't really realize. Michael vows to prove Willow did it. Kristina says that pulling the kids into another custody fight isn't great because they went through it as kids and it was awful. 

Willow and Wiley are having a shake at that Garage Cafe. Jacinda comes in and Wiley hugs her. Willow is mean. "But She's a SPIDER GENIUS"! Jacinda leaves. Wiley says how great she is playing Tron. Willow wants to learn. Wiley basically says it's too hard for her! aahahha. He's going to go stay over at someone's house. 

Later, Willow goes to Crimson to confront Jacinda. She says NO MORE TRON..NO MORE SPIDER PROJECTS AND no more HUGS !! Stay away from her kids! Oh it's good. Jacinda gives as good as she gets. 

END: 

Willow threatens Jacinda about going NEAR HER KIDS and Michael is standing in the doorway and hears it. 

Valentin wants to work with Nina to bring down Brennan

Ethan goes to Sonny's but sees Kristina instead.

LINE OF THE DAY: 

Willow: "In all your nearly naked glory" Jacinda: "I wasn't nearly naked but thanks for thinking it was glorious"

ANOTHER NEW CHARACTER COMIN'

 

I kept thinking it was Friday all day and DERP.  SO, Jonathan Bennett joins GH as Joe Fitzpatrick. I can't even be bothered to look but it's over on Deadline. 

NOTE: BLUESKY was wonky today so I didn't live tweet much, sorry.

Joss goes to Carly's to see Valentin. Joss and Carly argue about Valentin. Valentin comes down. Joss wants intel on Cullum. Val wants anything she has. Joss says Cullum is a double agent. Val puts together information and the three of them figure out that Cullum probably did something to Anna. He says they took her off the playing field. Carly tells Joss she has to stop investigating this. Joss says no and stomps out. Carly's scared. Val says she should be. 

Laura decides if she should film a drunken Ezra.  Then she decides she will help him. She asks him to her apartment while he sobers up. It's either that or a jail cell. They get to her place. Ezra tells her he knows all about Dalton and him being in her trunk. Says he doesn't want to be the next body in her trunk. She tells him to sober up because they are going to work together and need a plan.

Cassius tells Sidwell that he's in charge of the Marco Murder. The talk about the Marco Murder. AGAIN. He says Marco had to have known his killer and Lucas' alibi has a hole in it for the time when Marco was murdered. (he was at the pier)

Britt goes to talk to Cullum who's still in the hospital. She finds out from Cullum that Jason didn't shoot him. Someone else did. Then Lucas walks in. They pretend bicker so Cullum is none the wiser. She leaves.

Lucas and Britt talk later. Not about much. He says he can stop all of this and Britt says it's a death wish.

Dante tries to take Rocco and Danny out for batting practice but they are like: LAME! NOPE! Danny doesn't want to play baseball without Jason. Then the teens talk alone and Danny asks Rocco why he's not returning his texts. Dante hurts his shoulder lol.... then they laugh and talk and about things. Sam mention. Danny goes to practice. Then Dante and Rocco talk. Dante tells Rocco to be a brother to Danny right now. The boys talk. They are all good but Danny is frustrated no one knows what really happened on the pier. 

END: 

Ezra passes out on the couch. Laura covers him up

Joss goes to GH to see Cullum

Cullum won't give Britt new meds until she produces results

Boring day

Day Drinking

 

It's so beautiful outside!! So nice to have the sun come out and visit. I wonder what the weather will be in Port Charles. ONE NEVER KNOWS!! 

SHOW: 

Joss interrupts Cassius' work out to ask him if she can "spot". WEIRD. Cassius is like: WHO YOU? She says Josslyn Jacks. He says oh right, Carly's daughter!! Yeah, I remember you--it's been a minute. She wants to work out with him. They talk about family. She brings up his dad. He gives her a mean look. BTW, Joss is blonde again. Looks good. Joss also mentions she found a connection between Faison and Anna. He is getting angry and tells her to leave it alone.

Tracey thinks Danny did the damage to Brook's car but she side-swiped a guardrail. Brook ends up telling her about the near miss on Route 91. She tells her all about it and that she'd been 'drinking'. Which I guess she had but not a lot. Brook says she'll go to the PCPD. Tracey says nope. Tells her she will take care of the car and never mention it to anyone again.

ADA And Dante talk about the accident and Marco's murder.   Boring. 

Ava and Laura talk about the stupid helicopter paths. Laura tells Ava that Sidwell is no good. Ava is like: he's hurting, go easy on him. yada yada

Sidwell and Ezra talk about the stupid helicopter paths. Ezra says all he does is complain and HE might be the problem. Then Jenz pulls a gun and tells him to get to work or else. 

Ezra goes to The Brown Dog to have a drink. Dante goes to Laura's office to tell her that Ezra is drinking in the middle of the day and she should live-stream it. Laura's like: Call LULU! He says No, you do it. 

Jordan is still kinda out of it. Curtis is there and a new doctor comes in. Dermatology to look at her facial scars. Bandages come off. Oh we don't see anything tho. The doctor says there might be scaring but they have to wait until she heals. She gets all down in the dumps. ADA comes in wants to visit but Jordan asks her to leave. I think depression is coming.

Curtis talks to ADA about investigating the car crash and he's obsessed with finding the other car. 

Later, Curtis goes back into Jordan's office and she wants a mirror.  She takes off her bandages and sees a giant cut on her cheek. 

END: 
Ezra is drunk and slagging off about Laura when she walks in

Brook agrees to keep quiet about the car accident