Prison Beat Down

 

FRIDAY. 

Jordan and her sister. Sister is sassy, looks at Jordan's scars. Wonders if she's going to get them fixed. Calls her a drama queen. They banter. Guess they don't like each other. Monet tells her that she's staying in PC for a year and working for Diane and Alexis. Bicker, bicker. I guess Monet really loathes Jordan.

Hudson wormed his way into the Q house and is looking at Brook and Phoebe. This is so predictable. They do peek a boo with Phoebe. Chase walks in. Looks mad. Tells Brook he's moving back into the house. She figures out his lawyer told him to do that. She's not happy he doesn't want to work things out between them.

Joss is meeting with Michael at the Metro. He wants her to keep living at the Qs to help him keep an eye on Chillow. She's not so sure and thinks he sounds like Drew. Says he needs to let things alone.

Lulu called Jason to the house to talk about Danny and Charlotte. They egg each other on. She needs back up with Valentin and asks Jason to do that. 

ADA and Sonny talking about the stupid dumpster kiss. Are you IN THE MOB or OUT? I'm out..do you WANT TO SEE ME OR NOT? UGH insufferable. 

Charlotte is at the boathouse looking for Danny. He's at the feed store with Cody. She wants to use Rocco's phone. Rocco doesn't think that's a good idea. They argue. She says he only did what he did to impress Scout. Then Rocco gets a phone call from Lulu.

Curtis and Sidwell. Curtis warns Sidwell he's going to get beaten and should go to the warden. Sidwell says no, he wants to hire Curtis to be his bodyguard. Curtis says no, he just wanted to warn him. Leaves. Later 3 guys come in to beat him up. Beat him up badly, pull a knife. Curtis comes in just as they are about to stab him. Then they turn to stab Curtis. 

Carly and Val talk about Charlotte. He mentions boarding school and Carly says he really should tell Lulu and join forces. It would be best for Charlotte. I actually agree with Carly! Later, Jason comes over to share his talk he had with Lulu. They say it sounds like something Carly would do.

Valentin goes to Lulu's and Jason leaves. He tells her she is right about Charlotte. Then tells her the entire story about the car. Lulu wonders if she really IS seeing Drew. Val says no she was setting him up so Danny could see Scout. They talk more, he mentions boarding school. They call Rocco and tell him to bring Char home. 

END: 

Curtis and Sidwell both get beaten and left on the floor. Guy says: Sonny Corinthos says you deserve this and more. 

Charlotte finds out she's going to boarding school. 

ADA and Sonny make Ze Wub

Filler Over Filler

 

OMG this is so stupid. Apple and Hulu just announced price increases that are STUPID. I think I'm going to look at cable again and fk streaming. UGH. I really only watch GH on live tv --ergo having Hulu for $109 a month to get GH (and that's WITH ADS!) just burns me. 

BOOOOOOOOOOOoo 

RANT OVER! TODAY'S SHOW: 

Chase and Willow. They dog on the Quartermaines. She says he should move back in (probably because he'll be closer)

Drew goes to Michael and tattles on Drew and Willow for being close in the gym. Michael is like: MEH. Just yada yada. 

Monet and Tracey. Tracey says no way is she letting Chase move back in. Monet threatens with legal separation and a custody agreement.  Around and around. Monet says to make sure Brook agrees with what Tracey wants. She leaves. 

Jordan and ADA . Jordan says she saw ADA and Sonny Kissing! OMG! What are you thinking? I mean-- whatever. ADA says she just can't quit him. She leaves and texts Sonny.

Alexis is in Pentonville talking to a rando client. Sidwell walks up, wants to hire her to get him out. He says Sonny is going to kill him. Alexis is like: BLOOP! Sidwell pleads his case. He says it will be her fault if he dies and she didn't help him. 

Ava and Sonny argue over ghost Avery . He wants to take her to NYC and Ava's like NOPE. I was going to take her in JANUARY! IT'S OUR THING! The DIALOG ON THIS IS SO BAD-- wow. WOW. So bad.  Sonny threatens Ava and says she'd better pick up the phone NOW and call the school.  SHE DOES. She caved. 

Drew and Ava meet at the Metro to talk about bringing down Sonny. 

Michael and Tracey have tea in the Q kitchen. Chase comes in. Tracey is letting him move in. 

END: 

Tracey is telling Michael she thinks Chase and Willow will have an affair if they are close enough. 

Willow has a steamy fantasy about doing Chase in the steam room 

Monet is Jordan's little sister. 

NOTE: TWO Days of Filler and NOTHING TO FOLLOW UP THE CHARLOTTE CONVERSATION where Val is telling her she's not going to school -- 

WELP...

 

Heather is back in November ... Soap Opera Digest is reporting the goods!  So, is she Trina's stalker or a red herring? NOVEMBER -- which means whatever it is, it's gonna take some time. 

TODAY'S SHOW: 

Dezi is visiting Curtis in jail. He says he's sorry about not believing Portia about Isaiah not being the driver. 

Tracey and Brook are talking about Chase. Tracey basically says stop being a sad sack. Later, Yuri is there to figure out how to plant shrubs/trees around the gatehouse. Also, keeping an eye on Willow. She realizes Chase not having a legal separation might hurt him. Yuri says he shouldn't be pulling and pushing things. She's like: Sorry it's what I do.

Chase is talking to new Lawyer Lady. She says the sooner he gets a legal separation the better, it protects him. He also should move back into the Qs asap. Looks better that way. He says Brook will be ok about it but not sure about Tracey.  Monet says she'll take care of her.

Willow is talking to Ava about Nina. Ava is trying to convince her Carly had something to do with Brennan and that's why she threw Nina under the bus. Willow thinks it over, then leaves. 

Drew is talking to Kai about his shooting and asks why he didn't come forward sooner. He also says Kai made sure Willow didn't hurt him further and that's loyalty. Wants him to work at Aurora. Kai says no way. Drew smiles as he leaves. He thinks he will. 

Trina wants to quit singing. Gio's like: @@ ! If you quit, I'm quitting! Brook comes by and says Simon's looking for them. Gio says they are discontinuing their contract. Brook says: Don't do that. Trina says you have no say in anything.  Then Brook convinces them to at least keep working with Simon. Geeesh that lasted 4 seconds lol. 

Ric and Sonny are talking about Drew. Some guy named Vito comes in and Sonny talks to him alone on the patio.  Sonny wants Vito to take a message to a prisoner in Pentonville. He wants Sidwell looked after. He knows people in there. Ric says don't worry about Sidwell, worry about Drew. 

END: 

Ava storms into Sonny's because the school told her he's taking Avery out for a couple of days and didn't ask her.  She's pissed. 

Some guy at the jail tells Curtis not to be in his cell after lunch

Drew sees Willow hold Chases' hand

Monet goes to the Qs to tell Tracey Chase IS moving back in and that's that. 

IT's Hard Raising a Teen

 

TODAY'S SHOW: 

Brown Dog has Jordan and ADA talking. Jordan says it's not a big deal about Brook lyn not being charged she really didn't even DO ANYTHING. Why the HELL didn't she feel like that with Isaiah then? AHAHAHA.  They talk about nothing really. ADA says she's running for DA. 

Sonny and Jason are talking at another table and Britt walks in. AWKWARD. Jason and her stare at each other. She leaves. Sonny's like: Um, she's not happy. Jason says he can't give her what she needs even if he is outta the biz. Sonny keeps staring over at ADA. Then back at Jason. Then back at ADA. 

Danny is still mucking out the horse stalls. Tracey tells him he's not done and he's in bigger trouble than he thinks.  Taking the Shelby was a bad move. He said it was the only car he could hotwire. Tracey tells Danny to ask Jason what he was going to do when he was his age (doctor)

Scout is sad she has to lie about Rocco. Rocco says maybe they shouldn't lie and wants to tell Drew they are "hanging out". Scout doesn't want to because he's close to Danny and also who his grandpa is. They kiss... get all giggly. Rocco finally gets the text about dinner.

Lulu and Dante wait for Rocco at The Metro Patio.Rocco's late. So they talk about Dante doing yoga. He drops that Liz took him. Then Carly walks up..is really uncomfortable talking to Lulu about Charlotte going to the opera. She leaves fast. Dante texts Rocco to get his ass to dinner.

Carly talks to Molly about helping her with Charlotte. HUH? YEP. Carly doesn't want Scout to tell Drew what Charlotte did. They are not sure they should do that. Then they think they should. 

Charlotte tells Val it was just a prank to be in Drew's car. Carly's like: Tell the truth, or I WILL. She says Danny didn't want her to do it. She hid to set Drew up. Carly gives them some space. Char says :Well, I'll do better next time AHHAHA. Valentin blows up. Tries to scare her about what could have happened. Reminds her of all the crap she's pulled. He wants her phone and she can't see Danny anymore.

Yoga with Emma, Anna and Felicia. Britt comes in : Don't shoot. Ha ha. Emma's mad, says her Mother has PTSD. Emma goes to get water. Tells Emma to cool it until she's in the woods with a gun in HER head.  Then Anna wants to talk to Britt alone. She apologizes and wants another chance. Britt accepts. Says she didn't tell anyone she knew where Anna was. They call it even. 

Molly goes to the Surf Shop and tells Scout it's best if she didn't tell her Dad about what Charlotte did. 

Jason leaves to go talk to Danny. Sonny gets up and leaves. Jordan gets a text ... leaves...then ADA leaves. 

END: 

Sonny and ADA kiss outside the Brown Dog --Jordan sees them

Valentin tells Charlotte she won't see Danny at school. I think she's going away to boarding school lol (BB is going to Vassar in real life)

Scout agrees not to tell Drew about Charlotte. 

Danny confesses to Jason about the car. Says he's going to do extra work. After, Tracey and Jason hug

Getting Clean

 Sorry! Our washer and dryer came at exactly 2pm!!! Ugh- I will watch on Hulu later ... 

WELL I got in at 2:40!! SO I'm here for a part of the show! 

Jason is at Anna's when Baines comes in. Baines says she's a special case and not an agent at the time. They vetted her psyche lady and she's ok.  Anna signed an NDA to stay in Port Charles. She can't talk about her time in captivity. She was happy to sign. 

Isaiah is for some reason consoling and chatting with Britt about her captivity. Britt is glad he believes her. 

Danny is sad about Rocco not liking him much and Cody is going to give him wise thoughts. HE says to just ignore Drew and do the right thing. Then people like Tracey and Alexis will go to bat for him. 

Rocco and Scout talk about how badly Charlotte behaved. Scout is pissed Danny knew about it. She doesn't think her father deserves anything.

Charlotte and Carly talked about using sexuality to get what you want. She knows something about that. Carly calls Valentin (who was with Willow). 

END: 

Isaiah tells Britt she's better off without Jason

Jason tells Anna he didn't believe Britt and that's why they broke up

Carly tells Val Charlotte broke into Drew's car

Willow wants Baines to release her mother--how can she make that happen?

Sunday Surgery: I'm Just A Girl

 

....Standing in front of a show, asking it to entertain her. 

I honestly don't know how I'm going to do the blog for this week. After the Friday announcement of yet ANOTHER character coming in, part of me just wanted to drop it. Part of me still does. Hard to be objective when I'm feeling so down on things.  

GH has it's awesome, wonderful and almost perfect moments. We all know that. We also know the principal actors are magnificent. Trying to stay the course for that brief and fleeting day or two (sometimes three) is getting harder and harder. 

BUT! Here we are. I watched the whole week and can let you know what happened. Sit back and let's go: 

YEP Another One- Friday

 

SO, here we go. I'm speculating it's Jerry Jack with a new face. He comes in October. We know he'll be tied to JJE and Hudson. 

Such a gorgeous day here. High 70s, no humidity and blue skies. Unexpected too. My headache is gone!! WHOOT! 

TODAY'S SHOW: 

Ric tells Willow her mother is being held by the WSB. Willow's upset. "she's not a murderer"! Ric wonders if Nina is covering something up for Willow. Willow says she's had limited contact with Jack. Then he finally tells her Nina's already been sent to Steinmaur.

Elizabeth goes into the PCPD and drags Dante away from some WSB agent because he's arguing with him. He tells her he's on edge because of Anna. He explains becoming the commish again. This is basically narrative. She says he does too much. Has an idea to help him. She takes him to yoga. 

Joe and Molly are in the yoga gym thing. Joe says he gave his guest pass to Lucas. They tell Molly they are in the same apartment but fall all over each other to explain why. Later Molly says Lucas should thank Lucy Coe for bringing them together. He's like WE are NOT! 

Jordan is waiting in the metro for someone. Oh, it's Drew. He wants to say sorry for Brook Lyn. He says the Qs are liars. They talk about the Qs. Boring. He wants to repair his relationship with Curtis and Jordan. 

Lulu is meeting with Valentin because he lets Charlotte "run wild". She mentions the accident with Chases' truck and Olivia told her. NOT HIM. He promises to keep her in the loop. They talk about Char growing up.

Danny is looking for Charlotte in the horse house. She's not there. He texts her. Tries to call her. Then tries to call Drew. Texts her NOT TO DO IT. 

Drew parks his car somewhere outside. Gives a valet the key. Charlotte is peaking around the corner.  So she goes to the valet booth, grabs Drew's key--Opens the door. Then when the valet leaves again she sets her phone up on a ledge and films herself getting into Drew's car. She hides in the passenger wheel well...crouches down. Flashes back to telling Danny she'll get incriminating footage of herself with Val and they can blackmail him. She is going to jump up and put her arms around him. Then say she'll release it to social media unless he lets Danny see Scout. 

END: 

Molly sees Liz and Dante doing yoga.

Willow thinks back to Drew saying she won't have her mother to rely on for long

Charlotte zips her hoodie down...someone opens the door. 

That's it!

WEIRD DAY