I Gots A Gun

 

WELL, let's give this a go. Not hopeful but we shall see!! 

Alexis tries to explain the order to commit Kristina. Molly and Krissy freak out.  Molly won't leave and Alexis tries to explain it without explaining the accident she knows about. They go around and around. Kristina thinks she's betraying her. Alexis still won't tell her she knows about the accident. Kristina storms out. Molly tells Alexis how mean and wrong she is...she storms out too. 

Vaughn pretends to jump Joss in an alley to 'test her' again :EYEROLL: He's bugging her about becoming the professor's assistant. She's like: It's hard. He's like: It's too bad, do it. Then he says Dalton is at The Savoy and to go and make an impression.

Anna is dressed for The Savoy but Felicia isn't ready to go, she's still busy at GH . Anna goes to join Jordan.

Jordan talks to Curtis at the Savoy and her relationship with Sidwell. SHE looks FANTASTIC! omg! WOW. 

Kai and Tri are at the Savoy before his SURGERY ...meeting Emma. Trina says the ADA has been asking about Anna. Then the new professor guy comes up to Emma and says hello.  He hopes she gets the extra credit to be in contention for the assistant position. Then Emma gets a text from Gio and has to leave.

Anna sits at the bar. The bartender brings Dalton a drink and Anna says: wow I haven't heard anyone order that in a long time. Then he smiles and orders her one too. 

Stupid Fking BRICK stops lady from injecting Sonny. Sonny has dreams--Mike in KELLY'S. OMG haven't we had these BEFORE? LIKE A LOT? Sonny says this is the LAST TIME and Mike was right about him not getting into the mob and yada yada. He wants out AND doesn't know how to get out. Jason wants out too. So what to do!! 

Brick ends up shooting the nurse trying to inject Sonny after she draws a gun on him. She falls over Sonny's legs on the bed. AHHAHAAHA Then Brick calls someone to get the body. Carly walks in and freaks out by the blood she sees. He tells her he didn't go to Dubai because he saw blood outside a supply closet and found a lady in her UNDERWEAR IN THERE and knew someone stole her scrubs. AHAHAAHHAAHA.

OH!! THEN... he called the WSB and Jack Brennan was flying out West anyway so he stopped by the hospital to take care of it. Carly is SO HAPPY he's there. 

Tracey wants Gio to vote for the measure that moves the ESPANDANO to Sonny's pier. She shows him some online PR against Sonny and he freaks out. He texts Emma to come over. 

Brad gives Portia all of Drew's files and even stuff on Jake Doe. She wants more from him. She wants KETAMINE (for Drew) and Brad is like: This is not cool, it SUCCCCCKS. 

Kristina goes to the graveyard and talks to Irene and confesses to the Ava thing and... just talks about her guilt and such. Then Molly comes along and they decide to be there for each other forever. 

END: 

Joss sees Anna talking to Professor Dalton at the Savoy Bar

Sonny says goodbye to Mike. Carly comes in and says he's missed a lot. 

Sidwell sends Alexis the dagger back

Sunday Surgery: Got A Match?

 

I almost feel like you don't even need to read this week's blog because nothing really happened that makes a huge difference. Ok, maybe one or two little things but overall? Nah. I'm rapidly losing patience and that's saying something since I've been doing this so long!! 

I'm not even angry--just bored. That's a bad bad sign for a soap, especially when it's gone on this long. I will do my duty and fill you in where I can.

I'm having expresso because I need a jolt. 

FRIDAY DAY DAY

 

I'm happy it's Friday. I did watch yesterday's show--and FF through a lot of it. I see that everyone is saying how FUN and GREAT Kristina is :eyeroll:. Also, Lulu's on my last nerve!! Diane--DERP. 

LET'S ROLL ON TODAY'S SHOW!! 

Brook goes into Lulu's house and wants Lulu to stop 'using her baby to torture her'....She finally tells Lulu just tell Dante and get ready for the consequences. They yell a lot and cry a bit and Dante walks in. Brook says that she and Chase are adopting a kid and Lulu's butting in by writing an article about it. She leaves. 

Carly and Brick drink coffee while Sonny's having his operation. They talk about all the security they  have around him. They have coffee...yada yada. Then the doctor comes out. Sonny's fine and resting. The operation went well. 

Molly sees the paper that her mother filled out to commit Kristina. She's yelling in the GH lobby with Cody about it. 

Krissy and Donna make Sonny a card. Then Molly comes over to show her the paper. Cody goes to teach Donna how to 'TIE KNOTS' ( I did not make that up) and MOLLY SHOWS Kristina the papers! Kristina can't believe it. Can her mom do that? Molly says at least for a hold. Kristina sees they were just drawn up not long ago. She's grateful that Molly brought them to her and not Alexis. Kristina is going to confront Alexis. 

Jordan and Sidwell are at the Metro waiting to have a meeting with Drew. He comes in and Jordan says she wants to make a new start with him. Sidwell wants him to talk to the voters to get them to put the esplanade on Sonny's docks. They agree that's a good thing.

Alexis wants to talk to Marco about his father's deals with Deception. Lucy and Tracey can be back-stabbers. Then Ava walks in and wants to talk to Alexis. She needs her payment schedule to be moved up. Alexis says she can't do it because they'll realize she's drawing money on the account. Ava says not her problem, she just wants her money. She says she holds all the cards. Period.

Willow is at the German clinic to see Michael. She calls Nina because she's nervous. She asks the receptionist to see Michael. Michael doesn't want to see her. She pleads with the lady but she says Michael wants nothing to do with her. 

Nina is talking to Portia in her office. She thinks maybe they should hire a prostitute to trap Drew. BUT He won't cheat on her so they are going to 'slip him a mickey' and have her crawl into bed with him. Then, Willow will find him in bed with her at home. This is like a 1972 plot or what. Oh they are also going to take PHOTOS OF THEM! Well, they move right along and interview a prostitute! In the office! She thinks they want a 3-some but no, they want to hire her to set Drew up. 

END: 

Drew set up the German Lady to turn away Willow. 

Nurse lady goes in to inject Sonny 

Kristina confronts Alexis with the papers

Nina hires the prostitute for $6000

Day off

 

I'm sure you're tired of me saying I'm taking a day off but it's gorgeous here and I can't pass it up!!! 

It's just a vicious circle

 

Lulu has a GIANT NEW HOUSE. It looks like the set they used for all the old houses" and Luke's childhood. Dante is there and Laura's like: Oh, well, look at you! Laura leaves and then Dante gives Lulu a vase that Tracey sent along with him. 

Nina and Portia talk about Drew. They say how much of a manipulator he is. (like a cult leader)

Carly talks about Willow to Jason. She's still in the kitchen, now she's chopping veggies. She tells Jason her plans to "hit the ground running" with Diane's getting a custody hearing date so when Michael wakes up he can just do it right away. Jason says that's not a great idea. Carly blabbers and blabbers. 

Tracey talks to Ezra about hating Sonny it's weird. She wants him gone and lose his docks and yada yada. She gives him a check. Laura walks in and sees them. 

Brook and Chase tell Lois they want to adopt a kid and through the same agency she used to place her baby. Ned walks out. 

Ok, I needed to turn this off. Carly was INSUFFERABLE-- and... it's just around and around with this custody stuff and... nope, it's too nice out!! Sorry! The ONLY interesting thing is maybe Ned finding out about Gio but that's probably not going to happen today. 

Just a TALKING DAY--talk talk

 

Today is sunny and I'm tired from the 2 year olds. Tired from life lately but here we are, going into GH time!! 

Nina and Carly talk about Drew and Willow. A lot. IT'S A PAIN. Carly thinks Nina isn't all in for breaking them up. Nina thinks Carly's mouth will bring them closer together. They argue some more. Nina tells her not to bring up Nelle again. Carly agrees. They keep yapping and talking about how to break them up. 

Willow goes to Jason for help. She wants him to tell Carly to leave her kids alone and not take them away from her. Jason tells her only she can help herself. He tells her to go to Germany. She agrees. 

Curtis and Trina have coffee and talk about Kai's operation. Like, a LOT. I mean, it's painfully boring. 

Kai is at Drew's talking about the operation, he wants to do it. Drew is so happy. Wants to call the surgeon right away. He does. Then he tells Kai he wants him to do a documentary on his surgery with some film maker. Kai says ok.  

Kai and Trina are in the park, TALKING ABOUT THE SURGERY. He does say his parents are out of the country so they won't be there. 

Portia gets a notice that GH will have a 'guest surgeon' next week, it's Kai's surgeon. She's a bit concerned. She goes to Drew and asks him how he'll feel if Drew ends up in a wheelchair after this.  He says he'd feel badly. Then threatens Portia with telling everyone about her changing Heather's results. Then Curtis comes in. They alllllllllllllllllllllll talk about the SURGERY. 

Ava sees Ric. She has on a new fur coat and says "she's back"! She's buying a new car too. Ric is like: Um, what? She bought him a watch. He says no, they have to all go back. HE says they'll have to set up an offshore account and launder the money thru her Gallery. She agrees. She decides to get on the bed with him because money advice makes her horny. 

Diane and Alexis talk about Kristina and having her committed. They go around and around. All the same arguments. Alexis finally tells Diane to shred the papers and leaves. Diane doesn't shred them however and puts them in a folder.

Alexis goes to see Ric. He lets her know that her lunatic daughter tried to kill Ava but got him and Liz instead. They argue and he says Molly should know the truth about her sister. Alexis is not happy. 

Krissy goes to Liz' house and tells Lucky that the guilt is eating at her. She's having nightmares and yada yada and sweating at night. She can't TAKE IT!! Lucky says she'd hate jail. He says just make reparations now and forget the vendetta against Ava. 

Carly calls Diane to her kitchen to talk about Willow and Michael's custody case. Diane looks like she has a headache. 

END: 

Carly wants a custody date for a hearing and she's not telling anyone, not even Nina

Ric is loving the fact that Alexis has to embezzle money from a child to keep him and Ava happy 

Kristina is going to drop her Ava revenge plot

Sidwell and Pope Interruption

 

Hope you had a good Easter-- we had a rain free day yesterday which is UNUSUAL lately so I was happy for that!! Today? NOT So MUCH!! Thunder EVEN! 

Carly says she's coming to LA with Sonny. They'll say they are looking for a doctor to treat Michael when he gets home. They go on and on around this. Then the Pope news interrupted. 

Sidwell calls Alexis and tells her to hire his son. She hangs up on him. He comes into her office. "Suzanne" the receptionist, is from The Middle and played a psychic on GH before. Sidwell says that Alexis should really hire his son. She's like: NOPE.

Marco and Lucas talk in the Monica Q atrium. Marco tells him his mother and he fell out during HS, she didn't want a gay son so he got close to his Dad. Lucas wants to know if he knew he lived there. He says no. Then they talk until Natalia calls Marco. 

Outside, Isaiah is sad that Jordan won't see him anymore. He says it's DANGEROUS TO GO AFTER Sidwell ALL ALONE! DANGER DANGER! She says too bad and they part ways. Anna comes in and Jordan tells her she's undercover and Laura knows. Geesh, she's just telling everyone! 

Maxie asks Anna how bad Sidwell really is. Anna says bad but he's trying to launder his reputation through Deception so they should be ok. She leaves. Lucy runs in and says Natalia is Sidwell's Ex. Brook and Maxie both say: JASON TOLD US. They decide to ask Sonny about keeping Natalia or not. Natalia is in the room when I get back to the show. She's pleading her case. She hasn't seen him for decades. WHY didn't you tell us though? Then Sonny walks in and they fire her. 

Jason finds out Sasha took money from Sidwell. She's like: Well, it was because of my mother that's all. He says well he tried to kill you. She's like: HE was PROVOKED! Then I missed the rest and he was at Carly's trying to tell her why he didn't tell her about Sonny's heart condition. Jason is happy that Carly is going to LA with him. 

Emma is IN the dumpster and Joss finds her. Helps her out. They talk about school and Emma thought Joss was cool and fearless and Joss thought Emma had it "all figured out". Emma is suspicious on how Joss got into the class when there was a huge waitlist. 

END: 

Natalia is really mad at Sonny 

that's about it. Boring show. 

POPE NEWS INTERRUPTION 1/2 WAY THROUGH. So I missed a bit.