ANOTHER NEW CHARACTER COMIN'

 

I kept thinking it was Friday all day and DERP.  SO, Jonathan Bennett joins GH as Joe Fitzpatrick. I can't even be bothered to look but it's over on Deadline. 

NOTE: BLUESKY was wonky today so I didn't live tweet much, sorry.

Joss goes to Carly's to see Valentin. Joss and Carly argue about Valentin. Valentin comes down. Joss wants intel on Cullum. Val wants anything she has. Joss says Cullum is a double agent. Val puts together information and the three of them figure out that Cullum probably did something to Anna. He says they took her off the playing field. Carly tells Joss she has to stop investigating this. Joss says no and stomps out. Carly's scared. Val says she should be. 

Laura decides if she should film a drunken Ezra.  Then she decides she will help him. She asks him to her apartment while he sobers up. It's either that or a jail cell. They get to her place. Ezra tells her he knows all about Dalton and him being in her trunk. Says he doesn't want to be the next body in her trunk. She tells him to sober up because they are going to work together and need a plan.

Cassius tells Sidwell that he's in charge of the Marco Murder. The talk about the Marco Murder. AGAIN. He says Marco had to have known his killer and Lucas' alibi has a hole in it for the time when Marco was murdered. (he was at the pier)

Britt goes to talk to Cullum who's still in the hospital. She finds out from Cullum that Jason didn't shoot him. Someone else did. Then Lucas walks in. They pretend bicker so Cullum is none the wiser. She leaves.

Lucas and Britt talk later. Not about much. He says he can stop all of this and Britt says it's a death wish.

Dante tries to take Rocco and Danny out for batting practice but they are like: LAME! NOPE! Danny doesn't want to play baseball without Jason. Then the teens talk alone and Danny asks Rocco why he's not returning his texts. Dante hurts his shoulder lol.... then they laugh and talk and about things. Sam mention. Danny goes to practice. Then Dante and Rocco talk. Dante tells Rocco to be a brother to Danny right now. The boys talk. They are all good but Danny is frustrated no one knows what really happened on the pier. 

END: 

Ezra passes out on the couch. Laura covers him up

Joss goes to GH to see Cullum

Cullum won't give Britt new meds until she produces results

Boring day

Day Drinking

 

It's so beautiful outside!! So nice to have the sun come out and visit. I wonder what the weather will be in Port Charles. ONE NEVER KNOWS!! 

SHOW: 

Joss interrupts Cassius' work out to ask him if she can "spot". WEIRD. Cassius is like: WHO YOU? She says Josslyn Jacks. He says oh right, Carly's daughter!! Yeah, I remember you--it's been a minute. She wants to work out with him. They talk about family. She brings up his dad. He gives her a mean look. BTW, Joss is blonde again. Looks good. Joss also mentions she found a connection between Faison and Anna. He is getting angry and tells her to leave it alone.

Tracey thinks Danny did the damage to Brook's car but she side-swiped a guardrail. Brook ends up telling her about the near miss on Route 91. She tells her all about it and that she'd been 'drinking'. Which I guess she had but not a lot. Brook says she'll go to the PCPD. Tracey says nope. Tells her she will take care of the car and never mention it to anyone again.

ADA And Dante talk about the accident and Marco's murder.   Boring. 

Ava and Laura talk about the stupid helicopter paths. Laura tells Ava that Sidwell is no good. Ava is like: he's hurting, go easy on him. yada yada

Sidwell and Ezra talk about the stupid helicopter paths. Ezra says all he does is complain and HE might be the problem. Then Jenz pulls a gun and tells him to get to work or else. 

Ezra goes to The Brown Dog to have a drink. Dante goes to Laura's office to tell her that Ezra is drinking in the middle of the day and she should live-stream it. Laura's like: Call LULU! He says No, you do it. 

Jordan is still kinda out of it. Curtis is there and a new doctor comes in. Dermatology to look at her facial scars. Bandages come off. Oh we don't see anything tho. The doctor says there might be scaring but they have to wait until she heals. She gets all down in the dumps. ADA comes in wants to visit but Jordan asks her to leave. I think depression is coming.

Curtis talks to ADA about investigating the car crash and he's obsessed with finding the other car. 

Later, Curtis goes back into Jordan's office and she wants a mirror.  She takes off her bandages and sees a giant cut on her cheek. 

END: 
Ezra is drunk and slagging off about Laura when she walks in

Brook agrees to keep quiet about the car accident

I DID IT

 

It's been a LONG DAY!! Phew! I hope I make it through the show. Using my brain power to tweet, type and blog is exhausting. Aw, POOR ME. 

HERE WE GO: 

Baby Peaches is going to sleep in Chase and Brook's room. Chase leaves and Brook talks to Phoebe about maybe being involved in that accident. Says she saw lights in her lane, laid on the horn and hit the guard rail down the side of her car. She didn't know the other car crashed or she would have stopped. Or--maybe not because of the wine. Then Chase comes back in. They talk about how great it is to have the baby.

Brown Dog: Britt and Brad are there talking about Jason when Lulu and Chase walk in. Lulu gives Britt the stink eye. Chase and Lulu to go the bar. 

Lulu's upset about Rocco. Dante is with him playing video games. She gets up to pee. Britt goes in. I think she wants to tell her about Cassius but Lulu interrupts her. OMG LULU's dress/outfit is so BAD!! EEK. Britt tells Lulu it's not a good idea to be with "Nathan" for her or for Rocco. 

Curtis tells Jordan about the accident and the operation. Lucas comes in and tells her she has burns and cuts but Curtis saved her. She finds out the car blew up and freaks out that she could have been in there. He tells her TJ knows but they convinced him to stay overseas. Oh, ok, that's where he is. Jordan remembers kissing Curtis and over-correcting the car. The accident is MY FAULT she says.

Sex with Sonny and ADA. It lasted maybe 2 minutes then they are drinking wine. Being all cute about it being a 'secret' and acting like they are 15. 

Alexis and Diane talk in their office. It's the first time since Alexis has been there since she found Marco. Diane tells Alexis to get that restraining order shelved. Alexis will talk to Willow again soon.

Willow says to Nina: now that  you know I shot Drew, we are in this together, right? She cries about Drew and how she didn't listen. He made it impossible to leave him. She doesn't even care about him but wanted to be with her kids. Killing him was the only way she saw out...Nina is sympathetic. Says she knows Willow feels guilty so she's caring for Drew after his stroke Willow says it wasn't a stroke: I DID IT. Then she tells her Sidwell gave her the drugs and she's going to inject Drew until she has leverage over him and she also has leverage over Nina. Nina's like WHAT!!?? Willow tells her that wasn't a pain drug she injected into Drew. Nina's like: you blackmailing me? Willow says no, it's forcing her to choose her side and not Charlotte's. 

END: 

Britt tries to warn Lulu about Cassius/Nathan and... Lulu won't believe her so Britt's like: Whatever

Willow tells Nina that she knows 2 other people know she shot Drew (but doesn't say who)

LOVE SHACK

 

It's time to start another week!! YOU READY!!?? This was on Twitter!! I hear it will be May when she airs? !! HOORAY!! 

Ric visits Alexis on Sonny's orders. He tells her that Danny wants to join the mob. It's hysterical. She starts breathing heavy, he says "too bad you don't drink because you could use one" AHAAHAHAA.  They talk about things and he says Danny is a perfect mixture of Jason and Sam. HE also says that Jason made the right choice to have Danny live with her. Danny comes up from cleaning the basement. HE FOUND THE BALL GAG!!!!! PFFFFFFFFFFT. She says it was part of a Halloween costume. Ric leaves. Alexis wants to talk to Danny about the mob thing. He also flashes back to hearing that it was Sidwell's fault about Jason.

Lucas and Isaiah talk about Jordan. Isaiah tells him about Lucky and coming to PC. Jordan saved him from Sidwell's hitman. Lucas hopes Isaiah knows that Marco wasn't like his father. Then he goes to get Jordan's lab results. 

Jordan is still out. Stella tells Curtis she's recovering in the ICU. Stella called TJ and he's so upset but she'll keep him posted. Lucas comes out with the labs. Her kidneys are functioning normally. Stella and Curtis hug. Curtis goes in to sit with her. He tells her he was so scared. 

Willow tells Drew she has to do something to stop Nina from getting the tape released. Not sure what's happening yet. Hopefully we will learn it as time goes on. Nina comes over. They talk about baby Phoebe. Nina says she bets Willow feels badly about letting go of Chase--while she looks right at DREW! THEN Willow fakes getting a phone call and wants Nina to give Drew his next does. Nina's like WTH? BUT it's to get her prints on that needle so she can blackmail her !! ahhahahaha. Drew starts blinking rapidly to stop Nina from injecting him but she doesn't get it and does it anyway. Willow puts it in a "disposal bag" then takes Drew into the bedroom. 

Gio bought a pressie for baby Phoebe. Emma approves. He wants the baby to feel welcome.

Over at the Q's, Ned and Olivia get back from jogging. He goes in to see Brook Lyn who's setting up the basinet in the living room. Then the whole fam is there and they bicker like the Qs do. Tracey mentions the 'hooker incident'. GIGGLE. Doorbell. They all go out, expecting the baby but it's Gio and Emma. They brought a mobile with music on it. Then the baby finally arrives. OH she's a dumpling! OMG I can't tell you the faces she was making!!!!!!!! SO ADORBS. You have to see her. Later, Brook tells Gio she wishes she could have held him when he was that small. She also flashes back to drinking that wine that night.

ADA Turner goes to see Sonny at the LOVE SHACK to tell him he's in danger. Jordan! Sidwell! Yada yada. She knows he didn't have anything to do with it... awww. He would never order a hit on someone he respects! They flirt...blah blah. Then make ze wub. 

END: 

WILLOW tells NINA SHE SHOT DREW!!

Jordan wakes up

Brook flashes back to being on the road that night and seeing headlights

NOTE: Yes, that baby is big but there are rules about how old they have to be to be on set. AND She's so adorable, it's approved. 

Sunday Surgery: Route 91

 

Well, Fiddle-Dee-Dee!! It was a week on GH that I only saw the last 3 episodes and I don't care! Usually I'd go back and watch the other ones but time's a wastin' and based on what I DID see...nah. I'm good. SO, if I say things that don't make sense, feel free to correct me in the comments. I'll try to keep this light and fun!

Grab a nice iced latte because the SUN IS OUT! 

Let's GO GO! 

thank you to this week's paparazzi: Sloan Rush and Canadian FUZZY! 

WE HAVE A TJ MENTION

 

Krissy actually looked good for her opening

It's FRIDAY! I'm here, ready to end the week with you all. It's been a long one for some reason--not sure why? Probably because I had last week off and it was back to the ol' grind. 

TODAY'S SHOW: 

Carly and Brennan. Next morning. Brennan says he has to find Valentin because he might know about Sidwell. He leaves. Carly turns around and Val is standing there. They argue about her sleeping with Jack. She says she feels guilty because he loves her and she's using him. Then Val is afraid she'll forgive him if he confesses to her about Joss. He thinks she really likes Brennan and is jealous.

RIC IS GOING TO ROCHESTER! WOO HOO!! Sonny wants him to tell Alexis that Danny came to him about the situation. Ric's like: Who? ME? Sonny says, yep, tell her Danny wants in the mob but I won't let him. They talk about Sidwell and Marco's murder and Sonny thinks he will realize he didn't kill him. Before he leaves, Sonny says he doesn't want to lose Ric because he's his brother... OH NO.

Willow is cleaning Drew's GI tube eww. She tells him the office people LOVE her and really didn't like him LOL!!! Nina comes in and Drew rolls his eyes. She HAS TO TALK TO WILLS ALONE! Calls Drew creepy and she knows he's listening and won't take a chance. Willow is like: that's dumb, he can't hurt us. Drew rolls his eyes again. He gets put in the other room. Nina tells Willow the jig might be up if she doesn't find Valentin. Jack will release the traffic footage. Willow can't get charged again but she's afraid it will ruin her career and she'll lose the kids. Nina says she can't do that to Charlotte even though Willow kind of begs her. She leaves. Then Willow talks about EVERYTHING to Drew! 

Nina meets Brennan for coffee. Tells him she's not betraying Charlotte. She's like: you'd better destroy that footage! 

Laura is in GH with Curtis. Jordan came through surgery ok, is still out cold.  HE MENTIONS CALLING TJ!!!!!!! Her one kidney was saved. Sidwell walks into GH. She tells him to stay away from Curtis. He wants to know what happened. She's like leave it alone. Then ADA Turner comes in to talk to Curtis. Says she and Jordan were friends because they go to yoga together. Laura asks her to 'take care of Sidwell" so she doesn't have to call security. 
Sidwell thinks the accident wasn't an accident and Jordan was targeted. His son was murdered and this could be the same thing. Is it SONNY CORINTHOS? 

Laura also asks Curtis if he thinks the accident wasn't an accident. He says no, it was. Jordan took her eyes off the road to kiss him and drifted into the other lane and she lost control. 

Cody is taking care of Molly. You know... boring. She gets her galley book (hardcover) and tells Cody it's pre printed and is thrilled to see her name on a book. She wrote the book about him and he's the reason it exists. 

END: 

Nina says that if that footage comes out CARLY WILL FIND OUT and you KEPT IT FROM her and her SON was in the middle of all of it!! 

Val and Carly agree not to sleep together and Valentin stomps up to the attic. Then Carly has a sex fantasy about him HAHAHAA. 

Willow is determined to get Nina to talk to Charlotte and find out where Valentin is

Up The Stairs

 

SUN IS OUT! What a difference-- I really think we ALL have seasonal depression around here and when that ORB comes around we go a little craazy!! The Metro Pool set can't be far behind!!  Probably Memorial Day-ish. 

TODAY'S SHOW: 

I don't even think I'm going to watch Mon/Tuesday's shows. Nah. 

Portia is in Isaiah's cabin waiting and asks why he is late. He says his patient took long. She called GH and he wasn't there tonight. UT OH. HE's like, private patient and it's all good. Gets into bed. Later, Trina calls her about the accident. Isaiah thinks they should go to GH.

The entire place at Charlie's is talking about how FANTASTIC JACINDA was when she sang. You know, the one we didn't hear AHHAAHAHA. Gio liked playing, he will play again. He talks about having his parents there and it meant a lot. 

So, Carly yaps at Valentin that Curtis saw him and OMMGGGGGGGGG. She says the kids didn't know about the other car. Val says Curtis won't say anything because he owes him one for getting Jordan out of the car in time. Val wants to talk to Charlotte because she could be lying about the car crash. Carly thinks Valentin could be lying to HER. Then the doorbell rings. It's Brennan. Val goes out to the patio. Brennan says he hacked into the mainframe FOR CARLY to find out Jason's in Jakarta at a black ops place but she can't talk to him. He LOVE HER....Val is listening and being suspect. Carly yells at him for lying to her and yada yada but catches herself in time before she mentions Josslyn. Kisses him and they go upstairs. Val looks anguished. 

Brook talks to Tracey who just came home from a board meeting. "Yuri said you tore right out of here, where did you go"?? Brook tells her about the Charlie's thing. Tracey wishes she was there. Tracey sees the wine. Brook says she and Lucy were celebrating baby Phoebe. She also says she missed Gio's performance. Shows Tracey a video. Brook says she and Gio have turned a corner and with Phoebe coming, she has everything she's ever wanted. 

AT GH: Jordan is brought in. Liz and Lucas go to take care of her. Liz says they need to stabilize her--and Curtis is all SHE HAS ONE KIDNEY AND IT'S A DONOR. He calls Trina. Trina and Kai go to the hospital. Jordan has to be operated on. 
Chase is interviewing Curtis about the accident. Curtis says Jordy was distracted for a min, then saw lights and a horn and swerved--lost control. He got her out using a crow bar. Doesn't mention Valentin being there. 

Jordan gets taken into surgery. 

END: 

Carly and Brennan make ze wub while Valentin paces, drinks and tries to listen. HAHHA Then he goes off the porch with his hoodie up. OMG

Kristina tells Jacinda about losing the baby and Jacinda thinks she's amazing and.. Krissy is all looking at her like: WWWOOO and Michael comes back. 

Emma and Gio make ze wub.

ISAIAH LOOKED REALLY GUILTY when Portia was talking about a car accident. THEN BROOK LOOKS GUILTY IN HER SCENES!