DAMN!

 Carly and Val talk about Joss and she's also mad he is having Nina do work for him. He gets his gun and leaves. 

In a rando scene, Lucas is having nosh with Felicia at the cafe. She says Bobbie would want her to check in with her kids. He says he's fine but Carly?? Not so much. He talks about regrets. Carly comes in later after a scene with Valentin. She tells Lucas than she and Jack Brennan are done. Felicia says the WSB messes up relationships. She leaves. BOO

Sonny and Ethan talk about Ric. Sonny's pissed he's meeting with Ava behind his back. Pounds on the bar.  He says that Ric is sneaking around with Ava and she's sleeping with Sidwell so you do the math. Sonny says he's going to confront him tonight and it could get ugly. 

Ava and Ric are in The Gallery, waiting for someone to come over.  They bicker over stuff while waiting. They do the transaction. We don't know what it is but Ric gives her money for a commission and she's counting it when SONNY walks in! 

Big scene with Nina shaking, trying to give Drew his shot. She says he's "over due" and she has to do it before Brennan comes over. She's too shaky and weird. The doorbell rings, she panics, runs out, hides the needle under Wiley's truck and lets Brennan in. She tries to talk to him about his arrangement with Willow. She gets panicky and yells at Brennan to leave and TO LEAVE PORT CHARLES. (this is the WEIRDEST SCENE). OMG it was BECAUSE VALENTIN COMES IN WITH A GUN!!! Valentin says he wants to know where Josslyn is. Jack is like: WHAT happened to JOSSLYN? Nina's all confused lol.. (remember Drew is hearing all of this!!) They argue then Jack jumps Val...they tussle for the gun and Nina is screaming

Dante is chugging Alka Seltzer. Has Liz come to his office. He sat t he other blood on the gun isn't Cullums. Who could it be? Who else was on the docks? they try to figure it out. He talks about Jason's blood and how it's a rooky mistake to get a gun cut like that. Then Liz thinks back to Rocco's injury. She finally tells Dante it was Rocco. Talks about the night Lulu brought him in and how weird they were acting. She's sure it was a side-bite from the gun. Rocco's also been acting strangely ever since the whole thing. They also realize Jason would go to jail for Rocco. 

Cassius is at Lulu's. He tells her Rocco has to leave TONIGHT or Cullum might kill him. I guess because Cullum could figure it out? He goes on and on. She says he's not leaving his family and Port Charles. They argue. She finally says she wont' leave until and if Cullum finds out. Then she won't hesitate. They still yell and she throws him out. 

END: 

OMG NINA STABS BRENNAN WITH THE SYRINGE!! 

SONNY CONFRONTS RIC WITH A GUN!! 

MONDAY: 

Dante goes to Lulu

Ethan has Ava in a car

DREW MOVES A FINGER

Valentin is freaking out about the syringe lol 

Thursday

 

My Fuzzy Canadian Friend did this... ahahhaha. SO DAMN True!! Enough already. I also think Ric is doing something GOOD with Ava... but we shall see. 

TODAY'S SHOW: 

Trina invites Gio and Emma to The Gallery. She wants to know if Gio wants to get back into music. She trusts him and wants him to help her with the showcase that Brook is doing. Emma encourages him. Then Emma leaves for the doctor. Carly stomps in. Asks if Tri has seen Joss. Trina says she thought she was pulling an all nighter at the library. Carly stomps back out. Gio agrees to play the guitar for the showcase. 

Emma sees Britt for her yearly OBGYN appt. Her regular doctor is out and she doesn't want to see Britt but will have to wait too long to see her other lady. They go over her sex life and birth control. Has to do a pelvic exam. Britt asks about Emma's headaches. She thinks it's from her birth control and a common side effect. Britt says they can try another kind. 

Willow is working Drew's arms. Says she'll stop giving him shots when he's not a 'threat' anymore. GIRRRRRRLLLLLLL. She invited Nina over to watch him and give him his next dose. Kai is coming over and she can't do it. Kai comes over for about 2 minutes to deliver some paper work. Um... that was it? Nina comes back out. Willow has to take a meeting on the phone. She begs Nina to inject Drew. Nina says that she can't take it anymore. 

Sonny goes to see Alexis about Ric. He says he's lying again. Alexis says that she kinda believes him now. They go round and round about Ric. Sonny and Alexis have gut feelings that Ric is on the up and up but then why did he lie ?? 

Ric is at The Metro with Cody and Molly. He thinks they are engaged lol. She tells him about the book and tour. He's so happy. Then Ava walks up and interrupts. Says she has to see Ric NOW. Molly's not happy. 

Ava tells Ric that Sidwell agreed to his terms and they can talk tonight. She stuck her neck out for him so don't mess it up. Ava leaves. 

Cody says to Ric that he'd never tell Molly about the basement thing. Molly comes back to the table. 

Britt tends to Cassius. He says he got in a fight. She says they have to be careful. He says she has to finish things because his son and her son are in danger. DANGER DANGER DANGER. Like we don't KNOW THIS! 

Cullum tells Brennan he's leaving the hospital and not going to Brussels. He gets angry because Brennan let the PCPD keep the evidence on his shooting. Brennan says it was the WSBs orders. Cullum doesn't care. He's taking over the Port Charles office. 

Valentin and Carly are waiting for Jack's call. He says it's obvious that Joss outted her to him for having an affair. Carly says she can't reach Joss. She goes to find her. She comes back and says Trina doesn't know. They think Brennan sent her away to punish Carly and they are going to find out where she is. 

Joss is locked in the room. Pounding. She's searching for things. Gets a hanger out and tries to pick the lock. Cassius comes in with lunch. He tells Joss that he's Cassius, Nathan's twin. He tells her he switched the fingerprints with his in the data base but the DNA would match up. Also: LIESL THINKS HE DIED IN CHILDBIRTH---Faison told her that. YIKES. He says that no one will think that "Good Nathan" took Joss. Also, Joss has no clue where she is..so.. settle down. Joss thinks he's going to kill her. 

END: 

Cassius tells Joss he's her only ticket to survival.

Nina is going to give Drew his shot but is distracted by a phone call from Valentin. He has a job for her. 

Cullum wants all of Brennan's files--including all the agents he has working for him

Ava tells Trina she can go home because she has a private sale tonight. I bet Ric is buying a painting for Sonny. 

John DOE

 

HA! I found Jason's parents on Pintrest!!!!!! Good ol' Susan and Alan. Those were the days. Trysts in the GH Exam rooms!! 

TODAY'S SHOW

Brook and Chase tell Ethan about baby Phoebe and Delilah. Also that they want to adopt her. Ethan asks about family. Brook says they can't find anyone. Also that Phoebe was a premie and Delilah was sick and found in the park. Ethan asks if she was attacked. They aren't sure but Chase thinks she was hiding something. He mentions the suitcase and the list of Art Galleries. OH! I wonder if she was working with Ethan on an art heist!????? Ethan goes to leave and says how lucky Phoebe is with Brook and Chase. 

Ethan is on the docks, crying about Delilah..says he should have been there. Takes out a POLAROID to look at her face. AHAHAHAHA. Polaroid? Um, okay...

Laura asks Ric to her office to talk about Liz. He's like: not your business. She says that Liz doesn't know that he's involved with a 'Criminal conspiracy with her and Sonny. WHAT?? Basically she's afraid for Liz's safety from Sidwell. :eyeroll: She tells Ric he's also keeping another secret from her with this. YES, LAURA HE HAS TO, HE'S YOUR LAWYER! DUH! Ric tells her how he's changed and she still blabs about his 'secret' .. HER secret. He says if he breaks it off with her now, he might never get another chance. 

Liz and Britt get testy with each other in GH. Britt is badly on edge. Dante comes up. She snipes at him too. Dante wants to talk to Liz alone. Britt flounces away. Dante has a BIG favor to ask.  He wants to test the other sample of blood on the gun. One was Jason's but he wants to find out if the other is Cullum's (it's not, it's Rocco's). Liz says she'll do it. 

Sonny bitches to ADA Turner about Ric and this was his LAST SHOT! ADA tells him that Ric had piles of stuff against him and Jason. She also was surprised he hired him as his lawyer. He tells her that Ric came to him after his 'near death experience' and wanted to be brothers again. Sonny gets all teary. He thinks Ric betrayed him or set him up. ADA says he should find out WHY he lied before writing him off. 

Cassius goes to GH all bruised and wants Dr. Gannon to be silent on what's going on. Nathan says it can't be reported. Isaiah is like: Um, Lulu is my friend, that's why I treated Rocco, but you are not my friend. He looks at his ribs and needs to do a scan to see if they are cracked. WHY THE HELL WOULDN'T CASSIUS GO TO BRITT OR HIS MOTHER with this if he needed to keep this a secret?????????? WHY??????????? Then, Isaiah sees Britt says he has to do a liver transplant and to go see his "John Doe" -- and.. She snaps at him. He begs her and then says she'll thank him later. Britt goes in and sees "Nathan" and yells What the hell are you doing here? 

Curtis tells Jordan he suspects that Isaiah was the other driver. She's like: Um, a LOTTA people drive black BMWs. He tries to tell her that the paint was fresh and yada yada. Thinks Isaiah was a jerk for leaving. Jordan says he might not even know they crashed. He says now he does and he should have come forward since then.  Curtis also thinks that Isaiah visiting Jordan could show GUILT and saying her injuries 'weren't that bad' was trying to minimize what happened. 

END: 

Ethan talks to Delilah's photo and says Phoebe is beautiful and no one will know. Then he burns the photo. 

Isaiah did want Britt to treat "Nathan" if he couldn't ...she goes into the room. 

One Nugget of Info

HERE WE are a day after a GREAT RIDE !! WHOOT ....I really hope today will follow suit. 

At the Q's: 

Chase takes off his shirt at the boat house...Phoebe threw up on it. He's telling her she's goin' to jail for doing it. She smiles like a little sweat pea. 

Brook and Tracey talk. Brook is scared the police might come to her. Tracey says don't worry about it, the car is fixed. Brook says she won't say anything because she loves Phoebe and wants to adopt her. She has to talk to Chase about it. Brook goes to the boathouse and they both want to adopt Phoebe. They love her and want to fight for her. GEESH, how long have they fostered her? a month?? 

ADA is called into Laura's office. She says they have a warrant for a vehicle. Laura says Curtis told her it was Dr. Gannon. She says so many people drive a black BMW SUV. ADA says that Gannon has no alibi. Laura is like, Gannon saved my daughter's life. Um, ok? It's a very strange scene and why does Laura care? :eyeroll: 

The Docks: 

Ethan is calling--- DELILAH and she's (obviously) not picking up or answering texts. He leaves a message that he can't help her if she doesn't respond. So HE sent Delilah there maybe and MAYBE is Phoebe's father??  Sonny walks up. They talk about what he saw when Ric went to talk to Ava at The Metro. Makes Ric sound bad. Ethan has a heavy cold. wow. Ethan leaves. 

The hospital: 

Jordan is going home. She asks about MICHAEL JAMES SCOTT. :eyeroll: Curtis notices Brick's flowers. Liz comes in with discharge papers. She talks about cleaning the wound 3x a day and that she has to rinse it and such. Jordan looks ill. Jordan goes home and is sad remembering the nice night they were having before the crash.

Ric comes in and gives Liz flowers. He wants to take her to The Hudson Valley for a get away. She's like SURE! He can't believe she answered that quickly. They kiss. Then he gets the phone call from Sonny. Ric goes to the docks. Sonny's all suspicious now-- for some reason. It's weird. Ric says that Sonny will be Sidwell because he's smarter than he is. Sonny says "he's changed his tune" since yesterday and wonders if he's ok with Ethan working for him. He asks Ric where he want when he left the house the other day (that Ethan followed him) and RIC LIES!!! DAMN IT! He says he went to the ADA's office. 

Sonny asks ADA to the love shack to check out Ric's story. 

Tracey has invited Ethan over for tea. She wants him to quit working for Sonny. He can go to Australia and open a Wellness place for Michael.  Tracey: "Don't compare yourself or your father to that garbage Sonny Corinthos" . Then she asks Ethan why he REALLY came to Port Charles. He says he was meeting someone. 

END: 

Ric calls Ava about talking to Sidwell and "keeping it a secret"

Sonny finds out Ric lied to him and tells ADA he thinks Ric is there to finish his revenge against him. 

Brook tells Ethan that Phoebe's mother's name was Delilah Wilson. Ethan @@ 

OMG WHAT A DAY

 

MONDAY! And that genie guy is going to sing today ...so get ready! I watched Aladdin A MILLION times with my boy when he was young--that was 'our' movie. SO, I know all the words. I will not put an audio attachment on this ahahaha. 

OH THE SHOW STARTS OUT EXCITING! 

The Savoy: Aladdin guy shows up. He's a natural with the camera, that's for sure. Curtis mentions the car paint to Chase and Brook gets all guilty looking. Emma's not sure if she and Cody should tour together (for the book). Kai and Trina kiss. 

Gio introduces MICHAEL JAMES SCOTT to his MOTHER Brook! Brook is so happy. 

Lucas is looking in Wyndemere's living room and Pascal comes in with a fire poker. "This can stoke a fire or draw blood".."You shouldn't be here". They spar. Pascal blames Lucas for Marcos' death. Then Sidwell and Ava walk in. Lucas fluffs it off as an arguement about "dusting". Pascal goes to get refreshments. Lucas says Pascal doesn't like him and he's grieving the loss of Marco. Lucas tells them all about the tennis courts in Marco's honor. Pascal pours wine. Then gets a phone call..(see below)

After Pascal talks to Cassius, Sidwell suggests going to The Savory to hear the entertainment. Ava, Lucas and Sidwell go to the Savoy. 

Michael James Scott sings a jazzy "Friend Like Me"... it actually was one of the better acts I've seen on GH! 

Brennan is going ape-wacky in Carly's bedroom. His face is like..mean mask looking. He's saying HOW LONG? WHO IS IT? Carly says: Turn around and IT'S VALENTIN WITH A GUN! Brennan says that Valentin duped Carly and got 'into her head' Valentin says: Um, hey, she CAME TO ME in Steinmaur as my "attorney". Brennan is shocked.  Carly just smiles. He says what they had was real.. wonderful. She says yep... but 'what could you have done to make me hate you"? He won't answer. She says YOU RECRUITED MY DAUGHTER! My sweet, loving daughter and turned her into a lying spy! Oh Carly's just going off on him. Bascially says he led her to kill Cyrus and then recruited her into the WSB as a predator. Says nothing he's done that's been good like Africa, the burn unit or Jason matters at all because he messed with her kid. GREAT DIALOG for sure. Brennan also realizes it was Carly that had him transport Val back to the States. He says "you guys aren't going to like how this ends". Valentin says they'll give him over to Cullum, the double agent so he has to help them. Cullum would make Brennan a patsy for stuff (I don't get it but..whatever).  

Cassius won't let Joss go. Calls her "Agent Jacks".... OHHHHHHHH!!! She says something must have happened to him when he was gone all those years. She can get him help. Don't do this. The WSB has resources. Don't do this to James...he gives her a look when she mentions him. Then they FIGHT... BIG FIGHT.. then she grabs a BIG KNIFE! Cassius is like: REALLY? Then tosses her over the couch.. hard. THEN CHOKES HER OUT until she passes out!! 
Calls Pascal to come help with the 'situation'. 

END: 

Valentin basically says to Jack: You help us or we feed you to Cullum. 

Josslyn wakes up in Anna's old chamber! 

Sunday Surgery: Coffee, Tea or Me?

 

I've started this blog at least a half a dozen times and I have to tell you, I'm struggling!! Last week was slapped together and I'm not sure I can do much better for this one. At one point, I felt like the show was written by some people that had walked off the street. It was just that-- random. BUT! I shall try to stitch together something coherent for you. 

Grab whatever you have to settle in...and let's GO GO! 

Cut them ONIONS

 

SAVOY NIGHT with the Broadway Guy. 

Curtis wants to stay with Jordan at GH and not go to the Savoy. Jordan tells him to GO. He leaves. She looks at her photo and is sad because she had a pretty face. BRICK WALKS IN. ugh. Talks to Jordan in a totally inappropriate tone. UGH..cheesy. Tells her he just 'took a dictator out". 

Molly and Cody are excited. Chase is glad Gio invited Brook. Brook is showing pics of Phoebe to Emma. Then Gio tells Brook about this trip to NYC. Emma and Cody talk to Chase about the accident and the how bad the person had to be for leaving the scene. Brook snaps..Let's not talk about bad stuff tonight! 

Joss forgot about the whole thing. Trina is ready to go but Joss can't "She's Busy". :eyeroll: Finals. Trina tries to make her go. Joss says she'll work and then try to meet her there later.

Curtis arrives at The Savoy. Kai and Trina are there. Brook wants to "showcase" Trina. Trina's trying to tell her no thanks. Walks away. Emma brings it up though and Trina looks like she might be interested. 

TJ mention to Curtis from Molly. 

Brennan and Sonny talk about Carly. Sonny says he has nothing to do with her personal life. Sonny asks about Cullum. If Jason shot him, why would he do that? Then they talk about Jason, the shooting and due process. Brennan walks out.

Carly wants Val to cook steaks. He puts olive oil all over them. eww. They are in the kitchen. They talk about his phone call to the clinic. He says Carly is jealous of Anna. She says he's not thinking straight. He gets mad and says "this isn't working" and walks out. Man, there are a lot of onions on the counter. Val is shown throwing things in the attic. Carly is slamming stuff in the kitchen. Carly goes upstairs and they look at each other. They go to the bedroom. Hot zex. Brennan breaks into the kitchen. Sees the mess and 2 glasses. Runs upstairs. 

Britt and Cassius talk about Joss being WSB. He's like NO WAY. She's like: WAY... he's not happy and thinks they need to tell people. She says no, they'll kill her. BUT Joss is asking questions about Faison. After Nathan leaves, Sonny comes in to tell Britt he knows where Jason is. He's in Jakarta. He also wants to know about the pier. Too messy for Jason. Is he protecting someone? She says yes. 

"Nathan" Shows up at Joss' apartment. She gets rid of her spy bag around the corner. She talks about the story Nina told her about Maxie to trip him up. He hesitates and then says: oh yeah, that. 

END: 

No singing today, that will be Monday

Nathan won't let Joss leave the apartment. 

Jack walks into Carly's bedroom. She's naked in bed, Val isn't around. She yells JACK! Probably to warn Val. 

Molly talks about her book tour. Cody wants to come with her. 

MONDAY: 
PASCAL is on