I managed to watch all 5 shows in real-time this week!! Was I enthralled? Not really but I guess some things moved along so it wasn't a total loss. Come find out what surprised me the most--and the least!
I wish I could drink like Ezra did but let's face it. Those days are long gone. I don't even want a mimosa. I'll stick with coffee.
LET'S GO GO!
TODAY:
Ethan is back. He's on the docks. HE and Lulu hug. He says he's back to see her since she woke up from her coma and he hadn't seen her in a long time. She doesn't believe him and thinks he's running from someone. He says no. He was in France with Robert and Holly. Saw Sasha and Daisy but got bored. Then went to see her. He's on the docks because he was thinking about the Haunted Star and Luke. She shows him a picture of Rocco and he says he's grown. Ethan says he'll be in Port Charles "open ended'. He's going to stay at her house but has to make one more stop first.
Carly and Lucas make dinner at Carly's. He notices a package came with men's toiletries inside. Oh, a razor. Carly says it's Jack's but is acting weird. She finally tells him she's seeing someone else. He's like WHAT? HOW LONG? WHO? WHEN? HUH? She's like, it's nothing big because there's no future. He thinks she should just break up with Jack but she's like DROP IT, ok? They keep talking and Carly admits to liking this other guy--a lot. He's "easy" but their relationship will end when circumstances do.
Valentin is actually over at Nina's--he let himself in and made a drink. She wants to know where he's been hiding. He says "You want to know or Jack Brennan"? He tells her he knows that he'll use her to get to Charlotte. Then Nina gets teary and says: oh no, Charlotte figured it out, didn't she? Valentin says that Char doesn't trust her anymore. Nina tells him she's backed into a corner now because of Willow.
Laura gives Ezra some aspirin. He thinks she's going to turn in the video she made of him and forgot their entire conversation they had. Laura tells him they are both under Sidwell's thumb and it's not his fault. He thinks Sidwell killed Dalton and set Laura up because of him. She says it's not his fault. She has a plan for them to get Sidwell. They can find out WHY he needs the flight paths then they can get the FAA involved, the WSB and maybe the Feds. He agrees.
Krissy is watching Donna at Sonny's. Michael stops by. They read comments online about open mic night at Charlie's. Someone wrote Jacinda was good and "why are you going out with a homicidal maniac". So apparently, Michael is seen as the one having shot Drew in PC. Which I didn't really realize. Michael vows to prove Willow did it. Kristina says that pulling the kids into another custody fight isn't great because they went through it as kids and it was awful.
Willow and Wiley are having a shake at that Garage Cafe. Jacinda comes in and Wiley hugs her. Willow is mean. "But She's a SPIDER GENIUS"! Jacinda leaves. Wiley says how great she is playing Tron. Willow wants to learn. Wiley basically says it's too hard for her! aahahha. He's going to go stay over at someone's house.
Later, Willow goes to Crimson to confront Jacinda. She says NO MORE TRON..NO MORE SPIDER PROJECTS AND no more HUGS !! Stay away from her kids! Oh it's good. Jacinda gives as good as she gets.
END:
Willow threatens Jacinda about going NEAR HER KIDS and Michael is standing in the doorway and hears it.
Valentin wants to work with Nina to bring down Brennan
Ethan goes to Sonny's but sees Kristina instead.
LINE OF THE DAY:
Willow: "In all your nearly naked glory" Jacinda: "I wasn't nearly naked but thanks for thinking it was glorious"
I kept thinking it was Friday all day and DERP. SO, Jonathan Bennett joins GH as Joe Fitzpatrick. I can't even be bothered to look but it's over on Deadline.
NOTE: BLUESKY was wonky today so I didn't live tweet much, sorry.
Joss goes to Carly's to see Valentin. Joss and Carly argue about Valentin. Valentin comes down. Joss wants intel on Cullum. Val wants anything she has. Joss says Cullum is a double agent. Val puts together information and the three of them figure out that Cullum probably did something to Anna. He says they took her off the playing field. Carly tells Joss she has to stop investigating this. Joss says no and stomps out. Carly's scared. Val says she should be.
Laura decides if she should film a drunken Ezra. Then she decides she will help him. She asks him to her apartment while he sobers up. It's either that or a jail cell. They get to her place. Ezra tells her he knows all about Dalton and him being in her trunk. Says he doesn't want to be the next body in her trunk. She tells him to sober up because they are going to work together and need a plan.
Cassius tells Sidwell that he's in charge of the Marco Murder. The talk about the Marco Murder. AGAIN. He says Marco had to have known his killer and Lucas' alibi has a hole in it for the time when Marco was murdered. (he was at the pier)
Britt goes to talk to Cullum who's still in the hospital. She finds out from Cullum that Jason didn't shoot him. Someone else did. Then Lucas walks in. They pretend bicker so Cullum is none the wiser. She leaves.
Lucas and Britt talk later. Not about much. He says he can stop all of this and Britt says it's a death wish.
Dante tries to take Rocco and Danny out for batting practice but they are like: LAME! NOPE! Danny doesn't want to play baseball without Jason. Then the teens talk alone and Danny asks Rocco why he's not returning his texts. Dante hurts his shoulder lol.... then they laugh and talk and about things. Sam mention. Danny goes to practice. Then Dante and Rocco talk. Dante tells Rocco to be a brother to Danny right now. The boys talk. They are all good but Danny is frustrated no one knows what really happened on the pier.
END:
Ezra passes out on the couch. Laura covers him up
Joss goes to GH to see Cullum
Cullum won't give Britt new meds until she produces results
Boring day
It's so beautiful outside!! So nice to have the sun come out and visit. I wonder what the weather will be in Port Charles. ONE NEVER KNOWS!!
SHOW:
Joss interrupts Cassius' work out to ask him if she can "spot". WEIRD. Cassius is like: WHO YOU? She says Josslyn Jacks. He says oh right, Carly's daughter!! Yeah, I remember you--it's been a minute. She wants to work out with him. They talk about family. She brings up his dad. He gives her a mean look. BTW, Joss is blonde again. Looks good. Joss also mentions she found a connection between Faison and Anna. He is getting angry and tells her to leave it alone.
Tracey thinks Danny did the damage to Brook's car but she side-swiped a guardrail. Brook ends up telling her about the near miss on Route 91. She tells her all about it and that she'd been 'drinking'. Which I guess she had but not a lot. Brook says she'll go to the PCPD. Tracey says nope. Tells her she will take care of the car and never mention it to anyone again.
ADA And Dante talk about the accident and Marco's murder. Boring.
Ava and Laura talk about the stupid helicopter paths. Laura tells Ava that Sidwell is no good. Ava is like: he's hurting, go easy on him. yada yada
Sidwell and Ezra talk about the stupid helicopter paths. Ezra says all he does is complain and HE might be the problem. Then Jenz pulls a gun and tells him to get to work or else.
Ezra goes to The Brown Dog to have a drink. Dante goes to Laura's office to tell her that Ezra is drinking in the middle of the day and she should live-stream it. Laura's like: Call LULU! He says No, you do it.
Jordan is still kinda out of it. Curtis is there and a new doctor comes in. Dermatology to look at her facial scars. Bandages come off. Oh we don't see anything tho. The doctor says there might be scaring but they have to wait until she heals. She gets all down in the dumps. ADA comes in wants to visit but Jordan asks her to leave. I think depression is coming.
Curtis talks to ADA about investigating the car crash and he's obsessed with finding the other car.
Later, Curtis goes back into Jordan's office and she wants a mirror. She takes off her bandages and sees a giant cut on her cheek.
END:
Ezra is drunk and slagging off about Laura when she walks in
Brook agrees to keep quiet about the car accident
It's been a LONG DAY!! Phew! I hope I make it through the show. Using my brain power to tweet, type and blog is exhausting. Aw, POOR ME.
HERE WE GO:
Baby Peaches is going to sleep in Chase and Brook's room. Chase leaves and Brook talks to Phoebe about maybe being involved in that accident. Says she saw lights in her lane, laid on the horn and hit the guard rail down the side of her car. She didn't know the other car crashed or she would have stopped. Or--maybe not because of the wine. Then Chase comes back in. They talk about how great it is to have the baby.
Brown Dog: Britt and Brad are there talking about Jason when Lulu and Chase walk in. Lulu gives Britt the stink eye. Chase and Lulu to go the bar.
Lulu's upset about Rocco. Dante is with him playing video games. She gets up to pee. Britt goes in. I think she wants to tell her about Cassius but Lulu interrupts her. OMG LULU's dress/outfit is so BAD!! EEK. Britt tells Lulu it's not a good idea to be with "Nathan" for her or for Rocco.
Curtis tells Jordan about the accident and the operation. Lucas comes in and tells her she has burns and cuts but Curtis saved her. She finds out the car blew up and freaks out that she could have been in there. He tells her TJ knows but they convinced him to stay overseas. Oh, ok, that's where he is. Jordan remembers kissing Curtis and over-correcting the car. The accident is MY FAULT she says.
Sex with Sonny and ADA. It lasted maybe 2 minutes then they are drinking wine. Being all cute about it being a 'secret' and acting like they are 15.
Alexis and Diane talk in their office. It's the first time since Alexis has been there since she found Marco. Diane tells Alexis to get that restraining order shelved. Alexis will talk to Willow again soon.
Willow says to Nina: now that you know I shot Drew, we are in this together, right? She cries about Drew and how she didn't listen. He made it impossible to leave him. She doesn't even care about him but wanted to be with her kids. Killing him was the only way she saw out...Nina is sympathetic. Says she knows Willow feels guilty so she's caring for Drew after his stroke Willow says it wasn't a stroke: I DID IT. Then she tells her Sidwell gave her the drugs and she's going to inject Drew until she has leverage over him and she also has leverage over Nina. Nina's like WHAT!!?? Willow tells her that wasn't a pain drug she injected into Drew. Nina's like: you blackmailing me? Willow says no, it's forcing her to choose her side and not Charlotte's.
END:
Britt tries to warn Lulu about Cassius/Nathan and... Lulu won't believe her so Britt's like: Whatever
Willow tells Nina that she knows 2 other people know she shot Drew (but doesn't say who)
It's time to start another week!! YOU READY!!?? This was on Twitter!! I hear it will be May when she airs? !! HOORAY!!
Ric visits Alexis on Sonny's orders. He tells her that Danny wants to join the mob. It's hysterical. She starts breathing heavy, he says "too bad you don't drink because you could use one" AHAAHAHAA. They talk about things and he says Danny is a perfect mixture of Jason and Sam. HE also says that Jason made the right choice to have Danny live with her. Danny comes up from cleaning the basement. HE FOUND THE BALL GAG!!!!! PFFFFFFFFFFT. She says it was part of a Halloween costume. Ric leaves. Alexis wants to talk to Danny about the mob thing. He also flashes back to hearing that it was Sidwell's fault about Jason.
Lucas and Isaiah talk about Jordan. Isaiah tells him about Lucky and coming to PC. Jordan saved him from Sidwell's hitman. Lucas hopes Isaiah knows that Marco wasn't like his father. Then he goes to get Jordan's lab results.
Jordan is still out. Stella tells Curtis she's recovering in the ICU. Stella called TJ and he's so upset but she'll keep him posted. Lucas comes out with the labs. Her kidneys are functioning normally. Stella and Curtis hug. Curtis goes in to sit with her. He tells her he was so scared.
Willow tells Drew she has to do something to stop Nina from getting the tape released. Not sure what's happening yet. Hopefully we will learn it as time goes on. Nina comes over. They talk about baby Phoebe. Nina says she bets Willow feels badly about letting go of Chase--while she looks right at DREW! THEN Willow fakes getting a phone call and wants Nina to give Drew his next does. Nina's like WTH? BUT it's to get her prints on that needle so she can blackmail her !! ahhahahaha. Drew starts blinking rapidly to stop Nina from injecting him but she doesn't get it and does it anyway. Willow puts it in a "disposal bag" then takes Drew into the bedroom.
Gio bought a pressie for baby Phoebe. Emma approves. He wants the baby to feel welcome.
Over at the Q's, Ned and Olivia get back from jogging. He goes in to see Brook Lyn who's setting up the basinet in the living room. Then the whole fam is there and they bicker like the Qs do. Tracey mentions the 'hooker incident'. GIGGLE. Doorbell. They all go out, expecting the baby but it's Gio and Emma. They brought a mobile with music on it. Then the baby finally arrives. OH she's a dumpling! OMG I can't tell you the faces she was making!!!!!!!! SO ADORBS. You have to see her. Later, Brook tells Gio she wishes she could have held him when he was that small. She also flashes back to drinking that wine that night.
ADA Turner goes to see Sonny at the LOVE SHACK to tell him he's in danger. Jordan! Sidwell! Yada yada. She knows he didn't have anything to do with it... awww. He would never order a hit on someone he respects! They flirt...blah blah. Then make ze wub.
END:
WILLOW tells NINA SHE SHOT DREW!!
Jordan wakes up
Brook flashes back to being on the road that night and seeing headlights
NOTE: Yes, that baby is big but there are rules about how old they have to be to be on set. AND She's so adorable, it's approved.
Well, Fiddle-Dee-Dee!! It was a week on GH that I only saw the last 3 episodes and I don't care! Usually I'd go back and watch the other ones but time's a wastin' and based on what I DID see...nah. I'm good. SO, if I say things that don't make sense, feel free to correct me in the comments. I'll try to keep this light and fun!
Grab a nice iced latte because the SUN IS OUT!
Let's GO GO!
thank you to this week's paparazzi: Sloan Rush and Canadian FUZZY!
I managed to watch all 5 shows in real-time this week!! Was I enthralled? Not really but I guess some things moved along so it wasn't ...
