Julian: We open at 5pm and I have masks for everyone right here...
Krissy: Um, I'm not wearing this.
Krissy: It literally says "Maple Syrup saves Lives"
Ava: Julian.. you know it's bleach now... (sips martini) or..maybe Lysol. I'm not sure.
Julian: Ava, put your mask on
Ava: All right, All right.. here. See? It's a Franco original.
Julian: (squints) wait..is that the Leftist sign for...
Ava: Sure is!
Alexis: (rushes in) OMG you don't have one of these in YOUR WINDOW AND I DEMAND IT NOW! (waves paper)
Ava: Um, Alexis, is that a gas mask??
Alexis: Can't be too careful! SO WHAT'S THE DEAL JULIAN, DON'T YOU CARE? Black Lives MATTER! GET IT UP in this PUB!!
Julian: I have one right on the door! Along with a pride flag...and a trans flag!
Alexis: WELL IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH
Ava: That's what SHE said...
Krissy: Oh My GOD Mom.. do you really need "I'll kill your redneck ass" shirt on?
Alexis: Damn straight. Idiots. Oh wait, speaking of...
Julian: Hey, put a mask on, pal.
Jax: No, I don't think so, it's my right not to wear one.
Ava: (looks him up and down) are you even an American?
Jax: Doesn't matter, it's pointless anyway... they don't work..
Alexis: (gets out her phone) OH I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU ALLLLLL THE DATA!
Jax: Look, I don't want any trouble.. just wondered if I could sell these here..
Julian: (takes box)..wait a minute..
Krissy: Um.. (holds up a tropical print) These are..MASKS.
Jax: That's right! Big sellers right now.. how many boxes you want?
Julian: GET OUT!
Sonny: Don't let that hit you in the ass, Candy-Boy
Julian: Oh what the hell.. Sonny, it's my first day open, I don't need you around here being pain
Alexis: Is your mask Al Pacino's face?
Sonny: One and ONLY! Listen, Julian...I need somethin'
Ava: Hi Sonny...
Sonny: Shut up, Ava... Julian I can't get your coffee this week because our imports are being strangled by customs..
Julian: So what?
Sonny: I want my money anyway because Carly and I are going to Bezo's house next week and I need cash.
Julian: They shut down your island?
Sonny; NO COMMENT ON DAT!
Alexis: yeah, I saw some arrests come out...need a lawyer?
Sonny: Just get my dough ready, Jerome, I'll be back.
Ava: EESH, you know he's up to his eyeballs in that situation....
Sonny: I'm in the process of getting ventilators for the hospital and literally saving this town so you know...
Everyone: Yeah, you'll be featured in 90% of the shows coming up...
Jason walks in...Stares.
Julian: Um...Sonny, your dog is here
Jason: Blink Stare
Sonny: Wha ??
Jason: We got a situation...
Jason: Carly is freaking out because Mayor Webber is going to paint "Black Lives Matter" on the street in front of the hotel.
Sonny: (eyeroll) Seriously?
Alexis: HOW WONDERFUL!!
Sonny: Is it bad?
Jason: She's eating all the cake she can get her hands on..
Sonny: Let's go...
Lucas: (walks in, drunk) HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!! How ya doin? My husband is in jail.. I have nothing and I think I got COVID from a patient yesterday...
Ava: Um, you think we should tell him it's July?
Julian: OUT! GET OUT!! Kristina, wipe down the door and where his feet have been!!
Meanwhile...at General Hospital:
Liz: (on phone) Well, we have the patients comfortable and things are pretty quiet, Gran..thanks for taking care of the boys for months and doing their Zoom schooling. Where would I be without you??
Felix: I'm tired, girl.. I've been here three weeks straight. I get called in to do the Nurses Ball and welp..here I am.
Liz: It's awful they aren't having it this year.
Lucy: You bet your bottom it's awful!
Liz: Lucy! What are you doing here? Personnel only!
Lucy: Oh, that doesn't apply to me, silly..
Felix: Um, yes, it does...it really does.
Lucy: Oh you're just joking... that sore throat I had yesterday is completely gone!
Liz: You're going to need to come with us...
Finn: (comes around corner, holding 2 swabs) Already ON IT!
At the Corinthos:
Trina: (watching her phone) Oh my God, but Claudia Conway is hysterical...
Dev: I don't think that's appropriate content for us to be viewing!
Joss: :eyeroll: Oh, Dev, go watch Hamilton again..
Dev: Yes, it is now on Disney Plus and is my ticket to learning about American history..thanks Josslyn, daughter of Sonny.
Cam: What do you have to eat around here?
Joss: I don't know, mom always has Cheetos in the pantry..
Trina and Cam catch each other's eyes... laugh..
Joss: What's so funny???
Cam: Oh, nothing... laughs harder
Trina: Well, we decided your mom is the biggest KAREN in town!!
Joss: Oh HA HA... don't you think I don't know that!!? Oh my GOD...
Joss: LOOK! (shows her phone)
Trina: Girl, I'm going to just faint.
Cam: What.. I um.. Kanye is running for president? What!!? This can't be true
Joss: But it is, Cam..
Dev (pops back in) Does that mean I can cast my vote for The Yezzy in November?
At the Quartermaines:
Ned: Oh, the stock market is looking fine! Just fine...
Michael: Of course it is, we are on the right track! I'm feeling pretty good about my haircut and all that investment in the Hydrocholorquinine...
Olivia: You believe in that hooey?
Michael: Doesn't matter, we made 5 million on it just in the last.. um.. (looks at Apple Watch) 20 minutes.
Olivia: (eyes narrow) Look, I'm hungry, anyone want to order from The Rib?
Ned: Where's Cook 2?
Olivia: Oh, she got those brain amoebas last week, she's at GH
Ned: Well, ok, but don't use Grub Hub, they are the worst.
Willow: Hey... I just got in from outside and... there is something really wrong in the rose garden.
Olivia: Lila's roses! What about them?
Willow: I don't know but I saw some really big hornets out there. Like the size of my thumb!