Just a 2020 WUB

 Charlie's Bar... 

Julian:  We open at 5pm and I have masks for everyone right here... 

Krissy: Um, I'm not wearing this. 

Julian: Why? 

Krissy: It literally says "Maple Syrup saves Lives" 

Julian: SO? 
Ava: Julian.. you know it's bleach now... (sips martini) or..maybe Lysol. I'm not sure. 

Julian: Ava, put your mask on

Ava: All right, All right.. here. See? It's a Franco original.

Julian:  (squints) wait..is that the Leftist sign for...

Ava: Sure is! 

Door opens

Alexis: (rushes in) OMG you don't have one of these in YOUR WINDOW AND I DEMAND IT NOW! (waves paper)

Ava: Um, Alexis, is that a gas mask??

Alexis: Can't be too careful! SO WHAT'S THE DEAL JULIAN, DON'T YOU CARE? Black Lives MATTER! GET IT UP in this PUB!!

Julian:  I have one right on the door! Along with a pride flag...and a trans flag! 

Alexis: WELL IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH 

Ava: That's what SHE said... 

Krissy: Oh My GOD Mom.. do you really need "I'll kill your redneck ass" shirt on? 

Alexis: Damn straight. Idiots. Oh wait, speaking of...

Jax: G'Day! 

Julian: Hey, put a mask on, pal. 

Jax: No, I don't think so, it's my right not to wear one. 

Ava: (looks him up and down) are you even an American? 

Jax: Doesn't matter, it's pointless anyway... they don't work.. 

Alexis: (gets out her phone) OH I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU ALLLLLL THE DATA! 

Jax: Look, I don't want any trouble.. just wondered if I could sell these here..

Julian: (takes box)..wait a minute..

Krissy: Um.. (holds up a tropical print) These are..MASKS. 

Jax:  That's right! Big sellers right now.. how many boxes you want?
Julian: GET OUT! 

Door Opens 

Sonny: Don't let that hit you in the ass, Candy-Boy 

Julian: Oh what the hell.. Sonny, it's my first day open, I don't need you around here being  pain

Alexis: Is your mask Al Pacino's face? 

Sonny: One and ONLY!  Listen, Julian...I need somethin' 

Ava: Hi Sonny... 

Sonny: Shut up, Ava... Julian I can't get your coffee this week because our imports are being strangled by customs..

Julian: So what? 

Sonny: I want my money anyway because Carly and I are going to Bezo's house next week and I need cash. 

Julian: They shut down your island? 

Sonny; NO COMMENT ON DAT! 

Alexis: yeah, I saw some arrests come out...need a lawyer? 

Sonny: Just get my dough ready, Jerome, I'll be back. 

Ava: EESH, you know he's up to his eyeballs in that situation.... 

Sonny: I'm in the process of getting ventilators for the hospital and literally saving this town so you know...

Everyone: Yeah, you'll be featured in 90% of the shows coming up... 

Jason walks in...Stares.

Julian: Um...Sonny, your dog is here

Jason: Blink Stare

Sonny: Wha ?? 

Jason: We got a situation... 

Sonny: And? 
Jason: Carly is freaking out because Mayor Webber is going to paint "Black Lives Matter" on the street in front of the hotel. 

Sonny: (eyeroll) Seriously? 

Alexis: HOW WONDERFUL!! 

Sonny: Is it bad? 

Jason: She's eating all the cake she can get her hands on..

Sonny: Let's go... 

Lucas: (walks in, drunk) HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!! How ya doin? My husband is in jail.. I have nothing and I think I got COVID from a patient yesterday...

Ava: Um, you think we should tell him it's July? 

Julian: OUT! GET OUT!! Kristina, wipe down the door and  where his feet have been!! 

Meanwhile...at General Hospital: 

Liz: (on phone) Well, we have the patients comfortable and things are pretty quiet, Gran..thanks for taking care of the boys for months and doing their Zoom schooling. Where would I be without you?? 

Felix: I'm tired, girl.. I've been here three weeks straight. I get called in to do the Nurses Ball and welp..here I am. 

Liz: It's awful they aren't having it this year.

Lucy: You bet your bottom it's awful! 

Liz: Lucy! What are you doing here? Personnel only! 

Lucy: Oh, that doesn't apply to me, silly.. 

Felix: Um, yes, it does...it really does. 

Lucy: Oh you're just joking... that sore throat I had yesterday is completely gone! 

Liz: You're going to need to come with us... 

Finn: (comes around corner, holding 2 swabs) Already ON IT! 

Lucy: (runs) 

At the Corinthos: 

Trina: (watching her phone) Oh my God, but Claudia Conway is hysterical... 

Dev: I don't think that's appropriate content for us to be viewing! 

Joss: :eyeroll: Oh, Dev, go watch Hamilton again.. 

Dev: Yes, it is now on Disney Plus and is my ticket to learning about American history..thanks Josslyn, daughter of Sonny. 

Cam: What do you have to eat around here? 

Joss: I don't know, mom always has Cheetos in the pantry..

Trina and Cam catch each other's eyes... laugh..

Joss: What's so funny???

Cam: Oh, nothing... laughs harder

Trina: Well, we decided your mom is the biggest KAREN in town!! 

Joss: Oh HA HA... don't you think I don't know that!!? Oh my GOD...

Trina: What??

Joss: LOOK! (shows her phone)

Trina: Girl, I'm going to just faint. 

Cam: What.. I um.. Kanye is running for president? What!!? This can't be true

Joss: But it is, Cam.. 

Dev (pops back in) Does that mean I can cast my vote for The Yezzy in November? 

At the Quartermaines: 

Ned: Oh, the stock market is looking fine! Just fine... 

Michael: Of course it is, we are on the right track! I'm feeling pretty good about my haircut and all that investment in the Hydrocholorquinine... 

Olivia: You believe in that hooey? 

Michael: Doesn't matter, we made 5 million on it just in the last.. um.. (looks at Apple Watch) 20 minutes. 

Olivia: (eyes narrow) Look, I'm hungry, anyone want to order from The Rib? 

Ned: Where's Cook 2? 

Olivia: Oh, she got those brain amoebas last week, she's at GH 

Ned: Well, ok, but don't use Grub Hub, they are the worst. 

Willow: Hey... I just got in from outside and... there is something really wrong in the rose garden. 

Olivia: Lila's roses! What about them? 

Willow: I don't know but I saw some really big hornets out there. Like the size of my thumb!