Jason's Chest

LISA ran into DOM at Disneyland!! 

Getting tired of Ava's face. 

SO, Nell is some kind of killer? Whatever. I hope they make her so unpredictable and just OUT OF CONTROL evil under cover. She eats baby mice for breakfast nutty. Then, she dies. 

Griffin has a patient who's back after the bomb scare (???????? seriously) Marasol and her headaches are back. She's afraid she's going to die. Griffin is going to run tests. BUT! Dr. Bench already did (Max from OLTL). She's gonna die. Griffin TELLS AVA ALLLLLLLLLL about it. Nevermind HIPAA.  

Sam is covered in blood, Liz sees her...Liz says Jason will pull through.  Sam tells Monica that Jason was shot. Carly and Sonny come in. Sam sobs. Carly hugs her.

Dilly says Nell is ready to be a model after some photos he took. She flips out. 

Nina and Val sex.  Something something..yada yada..OH! The necklace is missing. She asks Nelle about it since shes' seen wearing it in a photo. Nell is all: YOU think I stole it, didn't you? 

Bobbie shows Carly the article about Nelle. She was suspected of trying to kill a guy in a boating accident. Carly doesn't care.  

Sonny is LEGIT TALKING TO DANTE at the PCPD about HIS TERRITORY!! I mean, come on. I know you think we are stupid-- but really? IN the PCPD!! 

I think Dr. Bench is going to turn out to be a perv. You wait. He's going after Kiki.  He's acting so weird. If I didn't know JPD as an actor I'd think he was terrible. 

OK: So this kid Marasol must be dying so that Jason gets her heart or something?? Because WHY BOTHER with this? 

Hilarity

Wubber Ginny DID THIS!! ahahaha she just upended it. 

Off For the Day

Crazy day! As most of you know that have read this for the past bazillion years, I'm a speech pathologist and when Sept hits, I go back to work!! This week is scheduling (oy vey)-- and I'm not home today for GH. I try to cram in so much stuff (ie: Eye appt, doctor's check ups) at the end of August, it's maddening. 

Let me know if Jason 2.0 dies. Ha ha. Ok, we know he won't.  

Also, I was up at 4am and saw live tweets from people getting flooded in Port Arthur Texas in real time. Begging for help/rescue. Heart wrenching. I personally think the best place to donate is the RED CROSS -- who will use funds in a wide spread area. If people know of reputable LOCAL charities (ie: women's shelters, pet rescue) let me know. I do have contacts in the Katy and Houston area. If we can get even one person the stuff they need, it's a start. I found with Katrina and Sandy, this will go on for months and years. 

Take care all! Hope you are high and dry. 

More Morocco

Sonny and the 5 families. If I was a writer? I would have totally surprise popped Brad in there as the head of the Asian Quarter!! He could have been all--what? what?? LOL So, Sonny says he's out. Max and associates are taking over and he wants protection for his fam and Jason's. Looks like they are going to agree, they all shake and leave.  Jason goes to Perks to see Sam. 
And...... the Russian guy comes storming in with Max by the collar, threatening to kill him. *sigh*  Jason tries to call Sonny--no answer so he goes back. Russian guy wants more territory. Anyway, gun fight and Jason pushes Sam out of the way and gets shot. This will have something to do with Jason 2.0 right??? Don't they wear bullet proof vests? DERP

Ned tells Olivia he's taking over for Michael while Michael is in...

MOROCCO! We can tell by: Rugs..Hookah's.... Nell has on a flowing robe. Looks like Pier One.  They need to smoke opium. GOD SO BORING.  Looks like Nell will have some nudes out there in cyberspace (when you see the show, you'll get hit in the head with it). 

Olivia got a Pizza Oven! LOL To cook the Thanksgiving dinner with!! HAHAHA. She didn't get Cook back, even tho Monica said to.  Later, she finds out Monica hired back Cook 2 and Cook didn't want the pizza oven and sent the workers packing. Ned is mad that Michael went to Morocco to WORK--but he's sending selfies to everyone of he and Nell. 

Sam is at Perks talking to Dr. Maddox. He says her anxiety is probably still up there.  She takes his card. 

Felicia tells Bobbie she's got the goods on Nell....Bobbie runs to tell Carly. Carly is like..eh, whatever. I don't even want to know now. 

Felicia leaves and on her way out of the Metro she sees Nathan and Amy going upstairs.  She's intrigued.  When Amy and Nate talk to Mrs. Colby (forget her name) the publisher, she has a giant cut out of "Man Landers" with a hat over his face. THEN she says he has to go to the Press Release party.  He's not happy.

Maxie's home. She's moving back to PC.  She's going to let Spinelli take Georgie (which is stupid...just leave your kid 3,000 miles away) ugh. Maxie looked at the Man Landers Blog-- and she likes it, but still wants to find out who he is. 

Nate spills coffee on his shirt so when Maxie hears them, Amy says "Button your shirt and this is our little secret". Maxie is all @@~~~ !!!!
Felicia gets photos of Nell on her phone...Bobbie is there.  Bobbie says Carly doesn't want to know anything. Felicia says: OH? I bet she'll want to know this!!  She says Nell is a murderer!! 

MORE Anvils

I am going to tweet/blog GH today but also want to say I'm thinking of everyone in the storm's path--dealing with the flooding, rain-- wind damage etc.  Maybe you can get to a device and read my summary and not think about stuff for a min! 

Sam and Krissy--Kris wants Sam to go out. Amy (her roomie) is busy and she has NO other friends. GEESH only in PC-- Krissy leaves, Alexis comes in.  

Griffin and Ava, having drinks in her apt. HE's afraid he's gonna get sued by the reporter. Ava says not to worry.  He touches her, she doesn't want anyone to care about her!! :eyeroll: 

Lucy says she can sell PaZOOLOS...Sonny's restaurant. He's distracted.  She leaves. Jason comes over and they discuss his retiring and what he has to take 'care of' in the next few days.  He's going to meet with the 5 families and needs back up. Jason tells Sam about it later, she's not happy.  She says he should go because then it will be over quicker. 

Franco is moving into Liz' house. Jake is there. Of course, Cam and Aiden are NO WHERE TO BE FOUND. Jake loves the painting of the 2 boys. He thinks it's about Brothers (anvil sound) . Franco says no--- just imaginary friend. Later, Franco finds an envelope with a photo of a dark haired and light haired boy. (That's another anvil)

Scotty is drinking at the Metro.  Carly finds out about Jules' sentence. She says "the bastard finally got what he deserved".  She comps dinner for he and Lucy.  Scott gives Lucy a letter from Gail, Lee left it to her in his will. Aw, it's a nice letter!! He left her his office in PC. 

Sonny and Carly have champagne at the Metro and Alexis comes over all upset.  They fight about who's worse: Sonny or Julian? You know that song and dance.  Alexis wants a drink. 

Val goes to Jake's with Kristina. She's like Is this GAY night? Then decides to stay. Krissy said she wanted a wing-woman. Oh, and guess what? PARKER IS THERE!!  She comes over to say hi to Kristina. Kristina tells Val Parker dumped her after sleeping with her. Val decides to make Parker jelly and makes out with Kristina ! HHAHAAAA. Parker has some woman with her Not sure if that's her wife or?? Kristina liked that kiss lol. 

Half Moon Cookies

Here in WNY, our Half Moon cookies look like the above. Most places make a chocolate or a yellow vanilla cake cookie. They are as big as the palm of your hand and have buttercream frosting on top. 
NYC's black and whites have a shortbread cookie, not a cake cookie and are smaller.  Ours were started in Utica, NY in 1925.   Most people here in Rochester like Wegmans' Half Moons better-- I think it's the frosting, not sure! 

You can get a recipe here:  In a Pinch Recipes. (for the Chocolate kind). Well, this was off topic but maybe Kelly's will start selling Half Moons some day!! 

Sunday Surgery: ACME Anvils

Yes, this is our Visual Anvil... 

Slacker--that's what I am!! Last week and this week have been hit and miss for me on the show. Thank goodness not too much is happening right now. I'll give it my best shot for Sunday Surgery. I have one more week before I return to work again Sept 6th. I'd better get my sheeze together! 

This week was full of anvils falling-- if you didn't see the show it was all about Jason not really seeming like..well, Jason.  He's now not the Not Jason. Even though we spent FOREVER finding out he WAS Jason.. when we  thought he was Jake. *sigh* 

What about half-moon cookies in honor of the past solar eclipse this week? Not sure if you have them in your neck of the woods--they are 1/2 white and 1/2 "black" ; vanilla or chocolate. Cookie can be either vanilla or chocolate! 

Hanky-Panky-Yankee

Ok, so..

Dilly shows Kiki his Willy-- by taking his towel off LOL . Later, Nina tells him he has to go to Morocco on assignment. 

Michael yells at Ned about ELQ. Ned game money to Mayor Lomax and something about Fracking. Michael hates fracking! Ned says "well, you should have briefed me"!! Oh, I'm totally here for a nice ELQ struggle. CRUSH him NED!! Crush him!!  Oh, dang, they stop fighting and Michael offers him a job....VP of "new business". 

Emme is back and looking so good after the baby. GEESH.  She's all dressed in a Yankee outfit to tempt Dante. They make start to make ze love on the couch and-- door bell.  Val is there with Charlotte. He's like, got dinner with Nina--BYE!  Val is giving Lulu an option with Charlotte; if he stays in PC (if Nina and he get back together).they'll have shared custody. 

VERDICT IS IN: Guilty, Guilty, Guilty..not sure all the degrees but he's guilty of all charges. Julian wants to be sentenced now, not in 4 months.  Judge gives him max 20 years, with 15 having to be served. Alexis cries.
**Remember, this was done before WDV re-signed his contract so... how will Jules get out this time?? 

Nina is going to meet Valentin for dinner and wants to look good. She tells Nelle (UGH) to get her a dress from the Crimson racks. She has to look perfect.  Then a crisis!!  She, Nelle and Dillon are going together to solve it. Nina  goes to tell Valentine she's leaving for Morocco.  I think Valentin is trying to go too.

Michael wants to go to Morocco with Nell. Who's going to run ELQ while he's gone? hmmmm.... Yes! Ned agrees. And says "Don't worry, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN". I hope he fracks Beecher's Corners while he's gone LOL!! 

After the trial, Ava is talking to Griffin and the press storms in "this is the courtroom where Julian Jerome was convicted, have any thoughts, Miss Jerome"?!  Griffin hits the camera man. 

Two for One!

SO, I FF thru yesterday's GH to catch up. Didn't bother yet with Tuesday's..whoops. Oh well.



Nexis!! yea! I was a huge Gatekeeper's fan. Miss them..she should have been at his wedding. 

The trial is still going on? Geesh Louise. British Bad-Boy thug gets more airtime. 

Sam told Carly she shot Sonny. LOL...like it's a BIG DEAL.  AHHHAA.  Trying so hard to drum up drama with these 4. If she had stalked and shot Carly and then Jason/Sonny covered that up, then ok. But this? DERP.

Oh, wonder who Franco's 'imaginary friend" could be???????? OBVIOUS

HERE'S TODAY'S DISH: 

Charlotte comes to dance for Nina at Crimson.

Anna goes looking for Hayden and Finn is in her office. He finds an ultrasound pic and keeps it. He tells Anna that he has no clue where she is. 
Anna and the diamonds. Like anyone remembers or cares about this sheeze. 

Lucy comes in and asks Finn if he wants to back out of the house deal.  Finn says he's buying that damn house.  Anna's like: erm... sorry. Didn't know about all this. 

Anna explains about the diamond. Finn thinks it's Nikolas'. She's not so sure.

Carly's still bitching.  You lied to me!! OMG YOU LIED!! YOU LIED!! You lied..wahhh.  Jason is like "too bad, shrug"  AHHAA.  Carly's all : we were friends for 20 years? whaaa. Why you so mean? 

UPSHOT: Carly has no idea why Jason would lie to her. Sam doesn't know why she didn't trust herself to tell Jason about her hallucinations. 
HMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. WONDER WHY? lol.  #NotJason ?? 
OH!! And Sonny wonders why he wasn't all gung-ho about the Distillery. 


Julian's trial: Alexis appears upset that the British thug may have dug Julian's so called grave.  Julian testifies in his own defense.  Alexis seems to be buying his sheeze.  "I'm sorry for all you went through" she says to him.

VERDICT TOMORROW

Broken Everything

Maxie and Kiki---Behind the Scenes at GH 

Well, today I had no internet and no TV!! Geesh-- I'm telling you, I'm falling farther and farther behind. 
Looking at the promos of "Sonny's angst at getting out of the mob"--I'm not so sure I care!!? 

The Sun is Open!

Yep.. it's over! I was where it was 75%--my son, hubs and dad went to KY and saw the entire thing. They had a great time and were with about 60 other people around a lake--!! That's it! So no huge traffic. You noticed GH was a rerun yesterday. So....

Today is a new show but I'm still at my parents. I won't be doing it today-- and might just pop in and out the rest of the week. Busy time because I start up work the 6th of Sept.  and have to get my schedule ready. 

Hope you had a good eclipse day!! :) SEE YA!! 

Sunday Surgery: Lust and Liniment

We ALMOST HAD IT ALL 

So, I'm off this weekend and I'm uploading something for Sunday Surgery because I'm nice like that!! Let's see what I can get done.  

LIKE TINA, I'm having sheet cake! Dig in! 

MAD WORLD

PORT CHARLES POLICE PHOTO 

FRANCO IS BACK!! CO77x! ahahaha he's painting and listening to "soap alternative grunge" music! Man, people that hate Franco are going to go OVER THE EDGE! AHAHAHAA. OH CRAP on a cracker!! He's destroying his old paintings!! Damn it! I just wanted dark James Franco back. Poop. He's taking all his street art CO77x paintings and just wrecking them. :sobbing: 
Franco rails against the art world saying his stuff was only bought because it was dark and bleak. NOT because he was a great artist. He's just a "basic psycho" . Kiki comes to check on him. Since he's moving into Liz', she can have the apartment. 
Kiki says he shouldn't destroy his past-- that this was a phase. She thinks he should give it to Ava because you know, her inventory burned up. 


Emma gives Anna that diamond that Spencer gave her. Is it real? Could it be? She asks Liz! She's not sure! Wow, is it a REAL ONE? zzzzzzz She almost faints and Liz gives her OJ. Guess they remembered her blood disorder. Then, Anna goes to the Metro and has the jeweler examine the stone IN THE METRO LOBBY. WTF? the LOBBY? lol..wow, way to hide it. 

Val and Nina are blabbing at the Metro SUCH A BORE. Ut oh...Anna came in!! Nina's all huffy. Valentin says "I'll just ignore her"! 

Ava wants to make out with Griffin but --you know--the face. Kiki comes over. She takes Ava to GH because she got stung by a bee and has a fever. It's actually the flu. Griffin wants to take her home but she's all NO! NO! (because she was having sex dreams of him). Ava goes off in a huff in the elevator

NOTE: Liz and Griffin should be together. Ava and Franco need to do some damage in PC. Just a thought! 

Say Goodbye to YET ANOTHER Quartermaine!

According to Daytime Confidential, Robert Palmer Watkins was 'blindsided' when he was told he was being let go from the show.  Now, I don't think they've written well or very exciting things for Dillon but having another Q leave is just not cool. Just when we were getting Ned, Olivia, Monica and Dilly all interacting.  I'm hoping he goes off to do a film and not killed. That Q crypt is full. 

Dr. O under Fire

Stephen Nichols tweeted: MY LONG LOST SON! (both on DAYS now) 

Mac is worried about Anna finding out about their naked tryst in the park. Anna comes in with Emma. The new baby is named Noah Robert Scorpio Drake. 

Curtis and Finn still trapped in HayRay's office. Curtis won't look for Hayden because it was her choice to leave. 

Dr. O gets a lecture from Franco.  Liz then lectures her too.  Then Finn comes and yells at her. 

Maxie  is talking to Spin about maybe moving to Seattle. They are wondering why Nate won't move.  She wants him to find Man Landers (sigh) he says he LOVES Man Landers! He grew his beard because Man said women like it. She wants him unmasked. 

Nathan is with AMY talking about MAN LANDERS.  Nothing to see here, move along. 

EDITING JUNK: Liz and Franco were literally talking to Dr. O, turned around and left. Finn came up and started talking. NEXT SCENE? Liz is changed, home and ready to zex up Franco. ugh. Liz wants him to move in. Funny-- I thought they already lived together?? 

NEWS come on about Barcelona. So damn sad. This world is just so damn sad.   Be kind to one another.  Love will win.  It has to. 

Underwhelming

New TJ Maxx opened up about 2 miles from me, so forgive that I'm late by 20min!! Sure I didn't miss much! 

I know any of you aren't Franco fans-- I'm a Roger fan and was glad he was back. Just because he seems to have a relaxing fun time on set.  Dr. O has fun too. 

Curtis is STILL LOOKING YUMMY-- just had to mention that.  Finn has angst. Finn will probably have ANGST for months.  He was going to beat Jared up right there in her office. Curtis hit him first. 




Lighting in the park is pretty--- kinda bland banter with Parker/Krissy tho. REALLY bland. I guess they haven't been on in a damn year so they had to expound. 


Ava's still feeling horrible. Griffin's still talking to her. She has a dream she's all fixed and Griffin and she kiss.  SO, Ava is RICH, right? Griffin knows all sorts of plastic surgeons RIGHT? She has the card VALENTIN gave her right? SO.... I don't even get this. 

Parker in the Park

Griffin is so kind...and so right.  People don't know what to say, if anything and -- they feel uncomfortable.  Later, Ava rubs his shoulders and he's 1/2 naked. Sparks flyin'

Sam thought Carly was going to kill her ass! ahahahaa!!! 

I see they are still shoving NELL in our faces. ugh



Ashley Jones is back as Parker today--should we care? Will this be yanked back? I'm STILL waiting for Curtis and Val's blind-date. 
You know she's Oscar's Mama if she's going to the police station. 

Carly and Sonny just narrated for the whole show. 

Ok..so some cop stole the gun from the evidence room because he owed Sonny a favor. Jason took it and is going to throw it off the bridge. 

General Hospital: Some Notes and a little News

CURTIS, you look FINE! 

So I watched yesterday's show and here is the BIG PICTURE take-away: 

WHY THESE STORIES DON'T WORK: 

1. Sam shoots Sonny--and the big thing that happens out of months of Sam's hallucinations is that she had a brain virus and now there's a "OMG I shot Sonny" secret.  Um, why is it a secret? If she was ill, why would she be charged? Why didn't Sonny just say she shot him accidentally at the pit? He saw she was delusional--right? This is basically NOT a story. They are going to keep this 'big secret' from people (Carly) and then they'll get all mad and....??? Break up again? Seriously? If the police DO find out will Sam GO TO JAIL? Hahahaa. AHAHAHAAAA. Nope, so again--NO Story. 
Oh, and I see they are going to blame Jules for 'telling Sam' to "get rid of Sonny".. Because of course they are. 

2. Dr. O and Finn revenge. Hello--knock knock--writers? Dr. O has been very sparsely since I don't even remember when. I guess she was switching pee samples all along but it was like she popped out of the closet towards the end and BOOM!  Now she's messing with Hayden and Finn like she's been on all year and is a giant villain. Welp. You knew Becky was being let go, so why make her pregnant? Why not just have it found out she really DID smuggle some money and was complicit all along in her Dad's schemes? The Feds come and haul her away. There. Done. 

Sliver of light? Monica was really used well in all this mess--the pee reveal, the wedding and the fraud. Now, please don't just not her on for months. Thx/ 

3.  Ok, the good? More stuff seems to be happening at the Q house. Please let us hope this keeps up.  We know WK is on another show so?? hmmmmm. I do like Olivia and Monica together. 

4.  MORE GUYS COMING (I think short term? )

Inspector DesRoches

AND...this guy is one of the Five Families. 

Ok, See you at 2 today. I'm home because my car's air con is broken. UGH..what a pain. So, I'm cleaning and doing paperwork today if I can get out of this chair lol. 

Yep, I'm Napping!

Ok everyone--sorry but I'm taking a break today. I'm turning off the TV and the computer and I'm going to read a book. Just a fluffy, no thinking book. 

Have a great one! 

Let me know if Val and Curtis go on that "blind date" -- that's about all I want to see lol. Just that fun stuff. 

Sunday Surgery: Al Fresco

Wait, isn't this a Disney movie? 

Everyone SIT DOWN and cozy up. This is going to be one of those blogs where I just gush --then lose my sheeze all over the place!!  Sort of a buffet of everything you can think of. That's what we are eating--EVERYTHING. So get a turkey leg and some marshmallows --- here we go! 


Personal Note (added late Sat night): I just want to say that with all the horrific things going on, I am glad I can come here and lose myself for a bit in "our story". I'm grateful to all of you, and the fact that we are bonded in some weird bizarre way.  Just needed to send out some positive vibes today. 

Looks Like DeVry is Staying

SO.... this happened:

Frank Valentini‏Verified account @valentinifrank  7m7 minutes ago

Great news-just in time for the weekend!! Will DeVry is staying in Port Charles. Deets to follow #Julian #GH

Friday Frustration

"Can't have any more selfies without Will" Says Nancy. He's basically off the show
due to breakdown in contract talks. 

Trial:  Alexis tells about Juilan shooting her handcuffs off. Scotty gets her to say Jules was essentially a hero.

Sonny and Carly: "I know you'd never keep a secret from me again".. UGH whatever. WHY THE HELL wouldn't Sonny TELL CARLY about Sam? WHY? She had a brain virus-- I mean. I DON'T EVEN. IS this to be all "CarSon is together--- now "Split apart" by Sonny's "lies"!! We JUST did this!! COME ON!! 

Sam knows it's not a dream. Big deal.  She's so upset. Jason tells her not her fault, she was sick. She doesn't care. She cries. 

Dante and Nate are figuring out there was another shooter there 

Finn wonders why Hayden called herself Rachel. She tells him she typed in the wrong name. He doesn't believe her, asks what's wrong.
OMG--just tell him for F sake. He lied to you forever about being a junkie so--

Ok, I can't do it. I'm going to leave at 2:22. Maybe it will be better if I can FF through all this. 

Have a great Friday. See you Sunday for Surgery! 

Take a Stand

Molly, Kristina, Alexis out to lunch. Talking about rotating Danny and Scout with MONICA. LOL They don't want her to testify for Julian.  They list ALL his sins.  Kristina is registering for PCU and I BET Parker is going to be a professor there now.  YEP! I was right!! 



Oh, that's right... Julian is having a trial LOL. Scotty says no jury, just judge. They don't know which way Alexis is going to testify.  She comes in. She basically says that Julian never warned her about Olivia. 

Kiki and Griff want to take Ava to lunch.  She's like NOPE. Then, Kiki guilts her into it and she goes. 
Charlotte and Valentin are at the Kelly's eating lunch-- she is concerned Spencer will take the horses. 
When Kiki, Ava and Griff walk in Charlotte yells "THAT LADY" and points at Ava. To be fair, Ava has on about 900 coats. lol Ava goes outside while they order take out.  Charlotte goes to apologize. Val uses the opportunity to remind Ava to call that plastic surgeon. 

Hayden and the bank thing-- she snaps at Finn and Liz when they ask questions.  Liz and Hayden talk and be all sisterly. Later, Finn goes into Hayden's office to give her a cactus -- and throws away the box. He finds the visitor badge to her Dad's.  She does a song and dance around it. 

Jared comes and gives Liz a card to give to Hayden. 



awwww. Genie tweeted this today !

HELLA FUN DAY!!

Aunt Stella likes BLTs...watch out! Curtis leaves her in the park. She hears moaning-- looks in the bushes and gasps. Valerie stops to take a look-- I wonder if people are having sex? LOL 
YES! ahahahaaa..Mac and Flea!!  Stella wants them arrested. Valerie says 'well you were indecent" Mac gets mouthy and says "well I was police chief"! Stella say I don't care WHO YOU ARE!!  I'm pressing charges! 

Maxie's back, I think for real now? Nope--she's just on a layover I guess. OMG she goes on a ride along with Nathan TO THE PARK!!  She sees Mac and Flea and is horrified. Stella finally leaves and Nathan and Val decide not to press charges. 
OMG Get this: Mac got the Sex Park idea thing from Man Landers! PFfffffffft. 

Later, Maxie decides to call her boss (I guess she's a writer now?) to do a story about unmasking "Man Landers". 

Later, Aunt Stella goes to Kelly's looking for Curtis (who's in the park now, looking for her) and sees Valerie again. She's all "are you married, girl"??? She has NO clue about Val and Curtis! She convinces Val to have coffee with she and her 'nephew". 

Dr. Bench (Max Holden) tells Kiki she should go to medical school? AHHAHA. He has to be coming on to her, right? I mean RIGHT? He needs to start just being MAX-like --Bench is just sad, straight and no fun. Well! Lookie here-- He and Jordan are talking (about Jason in Garvey's room) and they both like 20's gangster movies. He asks her out to the film fest.  She says no. 

Finn wants Curtis to be his best man Tomorrow....I say Roxy for flower girl. Finn invites Liz too. I guess they are hurrying up to get married. 

Hayden meets Jared in the park to tell him about the dummy corp she set up to get the money from GH.  Curtis walks by (of course he does). I HOPE she tells him!!! She does!! RB is selling this SO MUCH!!  She doesn't tell him the full story-- but she does say enough that he says to tell Finn the truth! 

Then at the hospital, Greens runs into Finn and Liz. Asks Liz to be her maid of honor. THEN she gets a phone call from the bank about 'suspicious' activity on the GH account. 

Oh Boy, I NEEDED today--just like I needed those Qs yesterday!!!!! Sure it was a bit of filler but dang, it was a ton of fun. I really enjoyed it. 

Dental Day For Karen

So---The good part of the show today was the Q household. Olivia cooked in the kitchen. Ned was looking at ELQ-- Dillon trying to talk him into taking Michael's job. Aw, Monica is coaching Olivia in all things Q. WE NEED MORE Q TIME.

Oh Olivia fired cook! 

Hayden is trying to get Finn to Zanzabar-- or somewhere. I guess to get away from Jared.  They are all cute and JARED walks in. He says he's Adam Green (For Greenlee?) Finn says they are going on a trip. Jared is NOT happy.  Finn leaves then Jared threatens Finn's life. Hayden finally makes up a fake account to get him money

Sam and Sonny blabbering about the shooting.  She has a VIRUS!! WTF? Whatever!! Flashbacks, Flashbacks, Flashbacks.... Sonny tells Sam she'll get better. She says "I'm scared" they hold hands and she kisses his hand. Um... er..um...huh?  So, for some reason Jason and Sonny are going to keep the Sam shot him a secret If it's a VIRUS thing--then?? Why would she get in trouble?? 

I THINK she'll see Steve Burton and think she's hallucinating. 

Oscar asks out Joss for a date at Kelly's...and "going out with him".  Nell talks to Joss. Kind of eludes to a boyfriend she had at 14-- and kinda sounds like she may have gotten pregnant? I mean she didn't say that..but..the anvils were there.  Maybe OSCAR is her kid!! LOL 

Roger is back next week as Franco. Geesh, that was a long time. Maybe Maurice can do the same. 

I am leaving a bit early because I have a dentist appointment!! Hope you have a great day-- 

The "Real" Jason Dilemma

Fancy meeting you here...

Oh, I guess it's almost time!! Steve Burton will be returning from his self-imposed recast to suddenly throw a wrench into these last few years of GH storytelling. 
Don't get me wrong, I don't begrudge Mr. Burton for making a living, not at all. He did however, choose to leave the show to go follow the previous producer over to YR.  It was also decided by TPTB to not just have Jason "die" (or be in suspended character animation) but to have him recast. 
We got the big introduction of:  BILLY MILLER!! Hero and Emmy winner from The Young and The Restless!! Get ready audience! It will be an exciting time! Saddle up!! It will be a great ride, everybody!! 

So, for 3 years we listened watched the story unfold. The new face...the Liason stuff, the JaSam stuff-- the memory, the island-- and on and on.  This was basically 3 years of convincing us, the audience that this is indeed "THE" Jason. 
But hang on...Now we are bringing back Steve Burton. The original Jason.  We know this has been done before. An actor leaves, only to decide to come back at some point and revive his/her character.  Most of the time it's done after someone is let go, and they just come on the scene as the first 'face' with no explanation (see Lucky GH,  Max OLTL ) OR-- we've had the twin twist like The Todds.  Question is: what will GH do? 

If you read this interview on TV Line, Frank basically says that "no one on twitter ha guessed correctly" about what's going to happen. I know (because I've been on twitter forever) that the prevailing thought is that they will do a version of the Two Todds.  One Jason has been told he IS the Jason while, in reality the other Jason is really THE Jason.  
Sounds complex....but it's really simple and silly. 
Reality is this: Steven Burton is either the "REAL" Jason or he's not.  How they tell the story will be the real test. 

Personally? You all know I think Jason should have died on the docks that day. Rolled into the water by Faison (mask and all), never to return.  That didn't happen however, and now we are facing goodness knows how long to untangle that web. I can't imagine they'd make Burton a whole new character and just not reference Jason. (Sort of the Silas/Finn type deal). His fanbase is way too huge for that. It worked for both Easton and Sarah Brown because of time. Burton had been on GH since 1991 before leaving in 2012. He was also part of 2 huge couple bases: JaSam and Liason.  Ergo, having him "be someone else" would be fool hearty.  
Will Heather have told the twin truth? Will Helena have programmed one guy to be Jason but NOT be Jason?  

Which ever way it goes, we all know it will really depend on how they proceed with the story.  I hope to HELL this is mapped out.  I don't want to live through all of this only for everything to have holes and not make any sense.  I feel like we are all going to be holding our collective breath while this gets rolled out and then crossing fingers it doesn't become "The Jason Hour" for a year.  I feel like the JaSam and Liason fans will be tugging and pulling in either direction, just like they did when Miller showed up.  

Please...hear my plea-- don't let this become the entire direction of the show. Don't let the "Who's WHO" of Jason take so long I'm banging my head.  Flesh this out, take some time to make me care. I really am pulling for you.  Insert Tyra Banks: We were ALL Rooting for YOU! 

Oh, on a side note: do both Miller and Burton wear the same size black Tshirts? Will they share a dressing room? Who gets the parking spot? 

Kiki goes to Ava's...and I had seriously forgotten she was on the show!! Kiki tries to talk Ava into going to group. She says no. Kiki calls Griffin to come and talk to Ava tonight.  Griffin shows up next scene. LOL... he's all "GO TO the GROUP Dr. Maddox runs"...she's all "NO! I won't leave my house, and I'm drinking all I want"! 

Hayden visits her adopt-o-dad in prison.   He's sorry he clammed up when he learned she wasn't his real kid.  She asks him for some money to pay off Jordan. He says it's all gone. She says she's PG. He's sad. She's sad. 

Sam has a flashback...
THEN
Sonny has a flashback....

UGH..Flashback CITY. Sonny lies about who shot him.  I don't know why--she has a virus so..??? Tumor defense! 

Sam is out of the danger zone with the infection.  Finn says that her blood is ok but not sure about her neurological status. 

I'm sorry but my net is really slow today so I'm stopping early. I'll be back later with thoughts on Steve Burton's return. 

Sunday: Surgery: Chutes and Ladders

I FEEL PRETTY...OH SO PRETTY... No Toxic Virus in MEEE!! 

You know Chutes and Ladders? Well, this week was like that--you're climbing up, thinking you're almost there then...SLIDE!!    Things started out on a crawl then,  all of sudden...BOOM! Flatline! Wake up!  Die! Leave! Pass out! Get up! Crawl out! Flashback, Flashback, Flashback!

I'm going to have peanut butter toast because that's what I ate when I played games on Saturday mornings! 

Spencer made me Sob (A little)!

Remember Sean!!  from OLTL??!!!
Not sure why he's on GH set--FV just tweeted 

Well, I went to a nice lake town called Putneyville today and had a great lobster roll! WOOT! So I'm in a good mood. 

Even with Sonny and Carly jut laying on the floor NOT DEAD yet. LOL  Sonny's knocked out. Carly's trying to get him up again. He's pinned. Dante stopped the countdown.  Damn it Dante!!  Sonny gets to GH...he's in surgery--OMG will he SURVIVE the operation?
OMG  He was in/out of surgery in 5 min airtime I kid you not!! How weird. 

Val's trying to talk Ava into getting her face fixed in exchange for her retracting her testimony. They talk back and forth, he shows her his old face on the computer.  She says even if he can give her a new face, she will testify. Period.  She shows him the door-- oh you know she's going to cave. 

Sam's remembering shooting Sonny.  She talks to Jason about it--is it a dream? Is it real?  Endless flashbacks of Sam shooting Sonny and kicking him in the pit. 

Garvey dies.  (Shocker) 

Spencer is trying to stay in PC. He's guilting Laura into it "My father's spirit is all around this town. "In Kelly's ...Wyndemere" She says sorry not sorry, you're going to France!  OMG NB said "Don't you love me anymore" perfectly! Gah!!  Then he says: "There's only one thing that scares me--being all alone"... Welp. He was brilliant. The whole show should have been "good bye Spencer"!!! 
SO, Laura says she's going with Spencer for a few weeks so he won't be lonely and then Kevin says he's going too.  Which is great--- but they'll be a family OFF CAMERA!! UGH 

Wrecking Ball

Valentin is getting all pissed off by Spencer. Spencer is squatting in Wyndemere lol Laura comes and gets him and says that Ava will testify at the Civil hearing about him killing Nikolas.  After talking to Kevin about Spencer, she decides he has to go back to private school.
THANKS KEVIN. 

Kevin and Laura at Kelly's--nice lighting.

Ava has that mask on, I hope it's just while the burn heals. Jules gave her an insurance check.   Midway thru the show Valentin visit Ava. Oh, I can guess this: Valentin is going to offer his plastic surgeon info so Ava won't testify!!  
She thinks he's going to kill her. Nope, I guess tomorrow he tells her about the surgeon. 

Sam, Jason and Alexis in GH.... Sam's trying to remember where she saw Sonny. Later, she remembers their conversation outside the pit of doom.  When Julian goes in to see her, she wants to call Sonny.  She starts putting it together, "I saw you at the Metro Court and you told me to get rid of Sonny". 

Jason goes into Garvey's room to threaten, beat whatever and find out where Sonny is. Garvey said he shot Sonny but didn't kill him.  Then...he flatlines again. 



Josslyn shows Nell and Michael the bullet necklace. Somehow those idiots know it's a NEW Bullet. Just fired. Whatever.  Carly comes in-- they some how figure out Sonny's probably down at the Black Duck because---of the "Fresh" bullet. Um, Okay then.  

Sonny is out of the pit but now might be killed by the building's demo. LOL... Yeah, NO. this is so not exciting--we know he's not going to die.  Carly finds him, she tries to get him out. (before talking to the construction guys OR calling 911) so they are both there and trapped just when they are going to demo the building. 

Tyler Christopher to Days

I' m sure you've heard by now but Tyler (who won an Emmy for GH in 2016) has been snatched up by Days! Seems his contract dispute with GH was never solved and he's decided to go elsewhere. This ends my long standing hope of the Nickolas-Ava fun we could have had. 
*sigh* 

Take the Money and Run

Jason talking to Sam today-- oh, she's back in the bed!!  Oh! She wakes up!  Later in the show she's UP and walking!  Pretty fast there!! She sees Garvey and Garvey sees her. 

Michael and Nell--I guess they had zex. He's got his shirt off. They are worried about Sonny. 

Finn got help from Tracy with Hayden's ring.  Oh, cute Griffin, Deanna (nurse girlie) and Finn scene with her ring. CUTE
Hayden goes into a hospital room and Jared is there.  He's threatening her again. Why doesn't she just tell FINN? 
Jared told her he's going to make her embezzle money from GH. She has one week.

Finn goes home and burns some letter from his dead ex-wife 'letting her go' because he's marrying Hayden. Ut oh. 

JossKer at Carly's house. OMG these two are SO BORING---just as boring as Melle. I mean, really.  He gives her a necklace that Nell later looks at side-eye. It's the bullet casing he found at the construction company. 

 GH announced it's casting a new black female character 24-29 years old.  YEP. Now, I'm all for diversity but damn, we need NO new characters. Unless you kill off like 10.




Aww, little Scarlett (Charlotte) who plays Emme's TV girlie met her REAL girlie and tweeted it!! That's Dakota Rose. 

Onion Ring

Rachel's Ex..didn't he tell Dr. O he didn't care? Ummm, okay then. He says she owes him after he took the fall for her.  Jared wants money.  Oh! Get this...back in the day-- Rachel was driving fast in her Porsche and hit a little girl and killed her. And....Jared took the blame. She promised him money.   WELL then! Rachel got way more interesting just when RB was fired!

Finn comes back and proposed to Hayden with an Onion ring (I think?) because there are no jewelry stores open.  She hesitates-- and cries but says yes.



Dom tweeted this during GH today--LOL with "Boogers" as a caption! 

Carly's trying to get Garvey to spill and Dante walks in. Makes her leave.  Dante is asking him to say where Sonny is. Garvey passes out or flatlines...not sure yet. Oh he needs more surgery because of internal bleeding. Carly is NOT happy. 

In the Pit Report: Sonny sees Stone. He looks good! He also came to Robin when she fell in a well in 2010.  Lots of talk...lots of Morgan talk... and..yada yada.  Sonny decides he doesn't want to die.  NOPE. He WANTS to live.  Stone tells him what we've been saying "JUST stack the boxes/barrels up" . Yes, yes he does LOL.

Jules tells Ava that Sam is dying in the hospital. Ava has her mask on. They talk about when Sam came to see Ava and how weird she was.

Nell and Michael (BORING) ... tell Josslyn Sonny is missing.  When Carly finally gets home, Joss is all upset about Sonny. And she's sorry for her Mama. She's so worried.  Nelle starts to go but Joss says: "You saved my life, you are a part of this (family)" and they ALL hold hands (Dante is there too) and PRAY. (Carly..praying?? yep) 

and...we leave with Sonny trying to stack and crawl out of the pit...