Ithaca is GORGES

FORGOT A BIG RUMOR: Shelly Altman, co-head writer at GH Rumored out in the fall. 

Ithaca has tons of GORGES so... lol

KIM: I want a baby
Jules: Blink
Kim: I really do
Me: EAT THOSE DAMN BURGERS ALREADY!! 

Julian says no. Says Kim doesn't want a baby, she wants Oscar back. She's mad at Jules. He ends up leaving. 

Corinthos House: Carly and Sonny come home. Rocco's staying the night. They went to the Carnival in the square. Carly asks about the Seance stuff and realizes what Joss was trying to do. Hugs her.

DA Lady going to see Jordan. Stops and sees Drew in the hall. They talk about the mustard and his memories. He says that they are 'safe' in his office in Aurora-- and the NEW NURSE is listening. She's gotta be a SHANK plant.  DA lady thinks something is on the memory stick Shank might want. 

Birthday Party. Lulu's still got that top on (3 days now). She's waiting for her "date". :eyeroll: See, a guy is going around having dates, then robbing their houses while they are out meeting. Well, he's having someone rob them. Mac says let me take care of it at the PCPD. Lulu says good but SHE has to write a story. blah blah. She also gave her OWN address--um, wouldn't you give a dummy address?? Have someone watch that, not your REAL HOUSE! 

OMG So her date shows up. She sends the "look out home"-- because he showed up so "he's not the burgler"-- well, WOULDN'T HE JUST HAVE A PARTNER THAT ROBBED HER HOUSE WHEN HE WAS ON THE DATE? This makes NO sense. Turns out the "date" just though she wanted him to sit with her (he had ordered fries) and wasn't the guy on the app. Nope, he's robbing the house as we speak.

In another side of town,  Rocco left his glove at his house-- so Josslyn is going to go get it. In an UBER. And we KNOW the thief will be there. 

STUPID MAXIE with the Dante come back crap--I hate this. She's harping on this when he NEEDS TREATMENT and she's all "well, they'll break up". HE NEEDS TREATMENT for a serious condition!! GGEEZZEE . Mac's says they have to find a higher up at WSB to help. (STUPID)
Robert walks in...he's tipsy. The WSB is forcing him to retire for "someone younger and cheaper"
Maxie asks if he knows where Dante is. He says he can't tell her because it was an order and you don't just give out information. He also tells her Dante needs to be WHOLE for Lulu. He gets a call from his replacement and goes into the hall to talk.
STUPID Maxie follows him and hears him say Dante is in Ithaca WHOOT! ITHACA SHOUT OUT!! 

END: CARLY'S Protein's are elevated, they need more tests because it could be birth defects. 

DEV is the one robbing Lulu's house..Joss catches him. 

Kim looks like she's going to call Drew for some "donation" since Jules said no LOL.