|This....is a Gun. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrun!|
|Is that a gun? Really.. a GUN Ok then|
|No! THIS is a GUN! GUN GUN GUN!!!|
But, there it is.
MY FACE of the WEEK?? Right here, that's me
Grab some Irish Coffee and do a little jig... here we go!
I'm a broken record. I realize that. I feel like I'm WATCHING a broken record. Where to start.
Time for a Tony "exit'!! Vacation!! It's spring in Amsterdam! So ..bye! Fluke runs off into the night after inexplicable "Nina-Franco" let's escape together montage. Like Franco would go off with Fluke. And Shadybrook is just a joke. They should have put Fluke in some max security place in Utah and just had him gone for awhile. I'm so not getting the whole "tazing Nina" thing. Gotta hand it to the writers though. They've spun this tale out in epic fashion and scope. YES--I do want to see the whole Spencer Family history. I just don't want it to be during 2016 Feb. sweeps.
What do you mean sort of?
It's an old address.
Ok then. We'll start there.
Psssssssst. Geary is gone for a few months, make it last.
Anything else? Something remotely interesting?
Nope. That's all I got.
Holes in the story? A MILLION. The entire Sabrina as Nanny? Killin' me. (for so, so many reasons). But it was one thing I did enjoy this week.
|But I WANT A BABY--NOW!!!!!!|
But Wait...what about...Ava? Poor Cancer-stricken stuck in the 1 hospital room Ava? What about HER? Oh..I know! Silas can ALSO GET IN on the custody!! :Side eye: Oh can't wait for more courtroom scenes! Bring it! (wish you could hear the sarcasm)
PS. Kiki thinking Sabrina can't take care of Avery because of what she did, yet she's bud-bud with Sonny? Um.. ugh
Yep. Cancer. Sorry.
You don't seem overly upset.
This IS my "you have cancer face" so...
Speaking of Ava..yes, Maura did a superb job on this. She was great. Kudos and Bravo.
As for Ava, no one matches her bone marrow. She won't let Silas even think about testing Avery because it may harm her. I'm still wondering a few things. Ava was presumed dead but not dead. But she's dying. So in soap land that means one of 2 things: either Maura is leaving the show and Ava will "die" (well, you know) ..or she's going to be saved somehow. Which brings me back to--why have her fake-die in the first place? Now she's in that room 24/7. :throwsuphands: Would have been better having her fight Sonny for custody (instead of the stupid Michael thing), finding out she's dying and the drama that entails of her finding a home for Avery.
But, that's just me. Remember Stepmom?
Yep. Docks. Guns...spent shells.
My elbow hurts.
What should I do?
I'm not sure. . Order a pizza.
And some Aspercreme.
KILL ME NOW. Just ..do it. The mob shit is SO played out. It's mind boggling. I was so upset under Guza with this. Same old same old with average (at best) writing. Welp. Here we are. Mob sides squaring off about TURF. Imports from "Canada". GUNS. Shootings. No one getting actually killed even though they are RIGHT IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER. The cops in town trying to "shut it down". Undercover work ..FBI (Hannah and her Father? anyone?) PLEASE please PLEASE--- if you insist on writing this do it WELL. Please give us exciting, intricate stories that move at a decent pace. Don't dumb down the mob to the point that 10 year olds figure things out. I honestly thought this all might change with Sonny's jail time and Julian bonding.
Could I BE any more wrong?
The fact that Anna didn't even arrest anyone after they had a major shoot out is just ugh.
And, by the way THIS IS BORING. BORRRRRing. Notice that Sonny is in no way or no how shape or form OUT of the mob. In fact, they are conspiring to have Jordan kill Julian. Oh, and BTW, Julian's camp is planning on killing Duke.
|DO my Eyes Deceive me??? Stone Cold? I know that butt anywhere!|
|PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!!!|
The Monica thing is still bothering me to no end. Couldn't they at LEAST have inserted her into this hospital scene? She's not home with Michael and Avery. Hell, have her do something!
|Well, Liz is ONE woman we haven't shared, so there's that.|