Dunkeroo

 

It's time for another MONDAY!! ... YEP. Here we are, the last day of AUGUST.  OY! 

So some recast is coming soon according to Steve Burton...but not someone on canvas. Most ppl are speculating Jerry or Jasper Jacks. Hmmmm..

TODAY'S SHOW: 

Jack is going to leave but Ava tells him his drink is there and she has a warning for him. She wants to tell him about Nina and her whole past so he can understand her better. He sits and drinks the spiked drink. She tells him about Nina/Willow/Madeline. He's getting hot and loosens his tie.

Laura, Drew and Sonny talk about how much they hate each other. M'kay. Laura wants one to step away from the pier thing. Drew says NOPE. Sonny says NOPE. They exchange words. Drew finally leaves. 

Drew goes into Carly's office to override security. He has 2.30 minutes to get into Jack's office. He runs out of there...

Meanwhile Jack is in the elevator going up to his office but is looking ill. Ava tries to text Drew but he doesn't see it. 

Dante and Britt talking in the Patio restaurant about Rocco. HE's been distant lately. Has he confided in Britt? Britt says no and gives Dante teen 101 advice. He thanks her, she leaves.

Carly and Val make out in her office, she has to go after getting a phone call. Drew had a package delivered to his new Aurora office and she's going to use the opportunity to get in there and snoop. Valentin finds a false door and an envelope that can help them.

OH! Char and Danny want to get into Drew's office to snoop around too. They start breaking in when Carly and Val roll up so they hide. Charlotte has another plan and they leave. She wants one last swim. 

Boathouse stupidity: Chase and Willow. :eyeroll: Still dancing around things. Chase says nothing will ever happen between them and he loves Phoebe and Brook BUT!! Willow needs a friend. Oh brother. They keep talking. Chase finally leaves. We see that Rocco and Scout have been listening the whole time. Scout thinks maybe Willow's been in wub with Chase since she's been with her father. Rocco isn't so sure. Well, Scout is! 

Back at the Metro:

Willow sits with Britt to have a drink

Chase sits with Dante to have a drink. He thinks Willow might be in love with him but he still wants to help her.

OH WOW, guess what? Curtis and Sidwell are roomies. I will not be good with prison chatter in one room for the duration of this. It echoes. they don't have desks or blankets or a toilet. 

END: 

Ava goes to get Drew out of Brennan's room

Carly and Val find stuff about Drew wanting the piers 

Charlotte finds Brennan in the pool. Floating face down

Sunday Surgery: Movin' On Up

 

I thought maybe if I looked at this week's GH as a sitcom, it all would fall into place. The Joe/Lucas situation is VERY "Three's Company" with the misunderstandings and cheeky dialog. So, perhaps THAT'S what the direction of the show is. Multi-camera comedy?? Maybe? 

Either way we have to get through the week so grab what you got and let's GO GO: 

Save Yourself

 

IT'S A FRIDAY--and..... will we GET a Friday??!! Hmm... We shall see! It's been awhile since we've gotten a really decent one, that's for sure. I'm really tired today so I hope I make it. 

TODAY'S SHOW: 

It's the next day. Bunch of people meeting for tete-te around town. 

Q BOATHOUSE: 

ANOTHER stupid Chase is 'shirtless' and runs into Willow.  :EYEROLL: He picks up the croquet set she dropped. She whines to Chase the whole show about how everyone is mean to her, especially Michael. He asks if Michael made her move into the gate house. She's like YEP

POOL: 

Ava and Nina talking about Sonny and how mean he is. Nina tells Ava she shouldn't mess with Sonny. Ava doesn't care. 

Serena and Michael. She is in her bathing suit. They are talking about a new direction for Deception. Glass refillable bottles. She tells him to take off his shirt because they are at a pool. He does. Nina comes over and says snotty things and also calls Serena "another hooker" pffft. Serena tells her who she is and she's running part of Deception now.

METRO: 

Laura and Sonny. He tells her he's quitting the business. She's like: you can? He says yes because Jenz is in jail. Hey, makes no sense to me but whatever. Talks about the piers and Drew's out to get him. He might even use their grandson to do it. Laura is APPALLED! Wants Sonny to keep the peace while she's gone.

Martin and Drew. Marty gives him a zip drive that can corrupt any system, any where. Drew says he's going after Brennan first, then Sonny. Marty's like why Sonny. Drew sees him as the link with all his enemies. 

Then Ava and Drew meet. He tells her the plan to have a drink with Jack--he even has a PILL to give him to 'slow him down'. She's like NO WAY. He manipulates her with Sonny talk and she takes it. It's only a generic sleeping pill btw. She takes it, crushes it up. Meets with Brennan at another table. 

Jordan and Anna--talk about the damn accident. Curtis didn't take the plea because he needed someone to blame. They keep talking about it. anddd talking about it. 

In Carly's OFFICE, Val and Brennan are there with her.  Carly tells Brennan she figured out the WSB wants Joss to run JJE. He doesn't disagree. He tells Carly to stay out of this because Joss has a job to do. They blab about Carly being with Valentin. Jack says he'll always pick Anna over you anyway...and leaves. Carly says she gets Anna and Val's connection because she has that with Jason. 

JAIL: 

The warden is VERY concerned about Curtis and being in gen pop. He might get hurt and might not get parole in 2 years. WHY DOES HE CARE. Says Curtis has a clean record-- people might take advantage of his money thru Aurora? Then Says he's going to be in "special housing' with another high profile prisoner (I'm assuming Sidwell) to protect him. 

END: 

Curtis looks up in his cell and says: YOU? 

Ava dumps the pill powder into Brennan's drink

Laura wants Sonny/Drew to talk and make peace--ergo he can't go get the files 

BBQ Day

 HELLOOOOOOO

Another warm summer day!! Feels like August is slipping away, doesn't it? I wonder how long the Metro Court Pool will last? 

TODAY'S SHOW: 

Molly and ADA meet to go over some things at Molly's. ADA says Donna invited her to Sonny's for Dinner. Molly doesn't know it's a BBQ..and neither goes ADA. She won't want to be there around all those people. Leaves. Then CHASE comes over to talk about that damn accident again and ..yada yada. He wants to find out who was driving the other car. Thinks back to Brook telling him that she framed Willow. 

BBQ Day. People are there--and Ava comes in to drop off Avery's backpack (So far we haven't seen her) she makes a joke about 'it's not time for her to wear make up but she wants to" and SONNY says: You bought her that SKANK OF CLOTH TO WEAR!!!! Ava's like it's a dress!! THEN he says she's a CANCER IN AVERY'S LIFE!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAATH THE FK? OMG SO MEAN. He says she should leave, no one in the family likes her. This is STUPID AND IT'S just to drive the story with Drew. Liz arrives with Liz and Liz talks to him about his knee. Ric is jelly as usual. Rocco says he has to leave and feed the horses. (NOT) 
Liz Dante-- Liz gets ketchup off his face, Ric sees it but is cool about it. 

Drew and Scout talk at the pool. That girl is always swimming. Drew can't eat dinner with her. She's bummed. Ava comes in to talk to Drew. Bitches about Sonny yada  yada.  He wants to get the stuff back from Brennan by breaking into his hotel room and needs Ava to help distract him. (The evidence of money tampering ) 

Scout texted Rocco to come and meet her at the boathouse. She wants to crab about her father. Rocco is nice to her. Oh such chem testing. He's going to go find a corn hole game in the gate house.

Kai and Trina talk in her apartment. Trina freaks out and thinks Willow will blame Kai for the shooting. He says Alexis will protect them.

Alexis is still talking to Willow about her shooting Drew. She knows about the phone call and should have said something in January and Wills would be in jail. She says if anything happens to Kai/Tri she'll go public with everything she knows and it will destroy Willow. Willow cries about Drew manipulating her and then Michael with the having to move into the gate house. She cries. Says Alexis should know being a Cassadine what having powerful relatives can drive a person to. Alexis says it's been Willow's own choices that have been awful.  

END: 

Cornhole at Sonny's 
Cornhole at the Q's boathouse on LAKE ONTARIO

and... that's about it. Oh Alexis calls Willlow a monster before leaving

Everyone is Eating

 RIP Tim Curry... I didn't mention Dolly yesterday. They were 2 of the greats. I mean-- Dolly fking Parton??????? ICON and just the most giving person ever. 

Sucks this week. 

YESTERDAY'S SHOW: 

OMG how ADORABLE are Dante and Liz? Squeeeeeeeee. LOVE Becky and Dom. 

Ric and Lulu-- hmmm.. kinda weird to have another scene with them. 

Dr O and her Schnapps. LOVE HER TOO. 

Jarly: Can we talk about something else. BUT I like Jason sticking up for Josslyn. 

This Anna story is insufferable but BUT-- FINOLA is killing it. It's HUGE drama for her and she's doing a great job. Such a good actress. Valentin in this role is good. 

WHY would JOSS meet that guy at the BOATHOUSE? 

TODAY'S SHOW: 

Let's see how we do today, shall we? 

Michael goes to Sonny/Donna's BBQ. The kids aren't coming because it's WILLOW'S DAY. But we see Willow later and No kids to be found. Okay.. whatever. Sonny goes off on how much he hates Ava. :EYEROLL: 

Joss tells Carly she's taking the CEO Job for her Dad's sake. Carly thinks she lying about why.  Carly thinks the WSB is involved. Carly finally accepts the fact. They hug. Joss leaves 

Pool: Gio, Trina and Emma. Trina's on vocal rest after her session this morning. She does talk to say that she's writing a song about her Dad. Then Joss comes in and tells them she's running JJE. Emma can't believe that Joss could get out of the WSB and her Gram couldn't. 

Drew and Jordan meet about Aurora. She says don't even ASK her about her personal life. She's not discussing it. They talk about Michael. It's a NOTHING convo.

Felicia and Brennan. Felicia is not giving him any info on Anna. Nope. She says he's a bad person and leaves. He gets a text from Nina that she's coming to the restaurant.

Felicia goes to Carly and asks about Jack. Carly says she hates the WSB and he recruited Josslyn. They talk about how bad the WSB. 

Isaiah and Tristan. Tristan tells tells Isaiah he was in the WSB. 

Nina wants to go the Hamptons. Willow likes the idea but no way is Jack Brennan going. She plays the recording she has of him for Nina. Says if she goes down, so will he. Nina says that's too dangerous, delete it. Willow says NO WAY. Nina says YES. WILLOW SAYS NO! 

Nina talks with Jack, said he shouldn't have made Willow angry. He says Willow's a psycho and Nina should watch it. 

Kai tells Alexis that Willow is threatening him. He tells her he went to resign and Willow is trying to pin the shooting on HIM. Also he thinks she tried to kill Drew again. Kai is also afraid because Willow has her sights set on Trina too. Alexis says he has protection in telling her and she has notes from before. Stay clear of Willow is her advice. 

END: 
Nina threatens Jack and Carly plus the entire restaurant hears it

Donna tells Michael she invited the ADA because she makes "daddy smile"

Alexis stomps into the tell Willow she knows she shot Drew and she's not being quiet any longer (that was the only decent scene all day)

Happy Birthday Karen! (Tuesday's Blog)

Happy Birthday to the WubQueen! I hope it is a great, relaxing and yet eventful day for you. To celebrate, I grabbed some photos of you through the years to reminisce. Everyone take a look…

Here is a young Karen with baby Alberta. She’s right at home in her very groovy Brady Bunch inspired '70s living room.

In her early 20s, she was ready to watch her very first episode of General Hospital. I hope the episode was nice and “wubsy”.

Ready to write her first blog. She was just a “WubPrincess” then. (notice the tiara?) Many of the bullet points back then still hold true today.

When you are subjected to one of Dave’s silly, nonsensical “filler” blogs, you can rest assured that Karen is probably at the salon getting her hair done. Wait… is that her favorite GH actor on the TV screen behind her?

Enjoying her retirement, Karen can often be seen afternoons in the park with her beloved Tillie. Here she is grabbing an iced tea and writing this week’s Sunday Surgery.

And finally…

A rarely seen photo of Karen on vacation in Port Charles. “Why am I the only person in this town wearing a coat in the dead of winter?” she asks. I hope she stopped by Bobbie’s for a BLT and a bowl of chili.

Well, that’s it. A brief walk down memory lane. Wishing Karen the best of days and thanking her for all her hard work and dedication keeping this blog running for us.

PS. This is the blog for Tuesday. Please leave your comments below.

BEERS

 

I'm here SO MUCH!! LOL I feel like I LIVE HERE!! I think I'm taking a day tomorrow-- so enjoy my witty comments today! 

TODAY: 

Val is meeting with Jason at The Pool. Jason isn't happy. Carly is watching. Jason is like: NOPE. Then Carly talks to him and Valentin tells him he DID do a good job before. Makes some arguments. yada yada. Anna shows up-- after being at Laura's (down below) all changed and must have used a time warp. Carly asks her about life in the WSB. Anna flashes back to the room and Faison's cigar. She startles and knocks a drink off the table. She flees...Jason goes to go after her but Val says he will. He runs after her. Carly tells Jason that's ok, Anna clearly needs him. 

Willow cancels a meeting and is relaxing. Tracey storms in to get some things straight with her. Tracey says stay away from Chase. She can throw her right out. They bicker. Willow says Tracey has no idea what she's capable of now. Tracey says Oh I do and you'd better follow the rules and stay away from Chase. Tracey leaves and Willow says that Michael won't have the upper hand for long. 

Laura meets with ADA and Anna. She's taking a leave of absence. Going to Ireland. The person taking over for her is EZRA BOYLE! ADA and Anna are not dealing with that well. Laura pleads her case. Anna has flashbacks in the middle of it all. Ezra comes in. They all talk. He makes some crack about taking Sonny down. No one laughs. The other ladies leave and Laura reads him the riot act for when she's gone. He promises to be good. 

Brennan gives Joss her assignment: STAY IN PC AND RUN YOUR DAD'S COMPANY! ahahahhaha She thinks her mother did it. Brennan's like THIS IS FROM THE TOP! I don't even know what it's about. This is bigger than the both of us LOL. They think Jax's company is being targeted and want to use her to get an inroad. She says she will do it but her father's company is clean. She leaves. Brennan gets a phone call and he yells in the phone "She MISSED THE MEETING"? (about Willow) 

Jack goes to Willow's and yells at her for not going to the meeting and breaking their deal. She says he has to get her info on Michael THEN she will do it. He says he's running the show, not her.

Hudson is at the Q boathouse and so are Brook and Phoebe. He keeps watching her. Says he's supposed to meet Joss there. They talk about Phoebe and that her mother died. Then Tracey comes out. Brook introduces Hudson. Tells Tracey he wants Josslyn to be CEO of JJE. Tracey says: I'd better raise the rent. haha

Tracey and Brook go into the boathouse. Tracey says she told Willow she'd better not make one false move or ELSE. 

Lucas is sweeping his apartment. Someone tries to get in. Then he opens the door and Joe falls on him. They argue about who signed the lease first. They figure out Lucas signed at the leasing office and Joe signed with Lucy.  Lucas decides that Joe can temp leave his stuff there. They have a beer. 

END: 

Lucas tells Joe to live there for the time being until he can find a new place

Valentin catches up with Anna in the elevator and asks her what the hell is going on. 

Brennan talks about erasing the evidence tape and Willow got it all on a recording. 

Josslyn tells Hudson she'll be CEO of the company. 

Today was not bad--kept my interest at least. 

Sunday Surgery: Wine With No Pants

 

Sometimes you just have to lead with something light or you'll go crazy. Dante took his pants off and had on a pair of boy shorts so long, who could tell? Still... good to see something that at least felt like summer-fun. 

It's been another week of "building" the next stages of stories so again, we are faced with many things that are frustrating and clunky. 

I'm having cold pizza because Dante and Liz didn't eat all of theirs. Let's GO GO

Off to the Pokey

 

WELP----FINALLY Friday and I still am LIVING IN HOPE that something happens. Yesterday the Lulu/Carly/Val stuff was fun but that was about it. 

Jordan and Curtis WUB SCENE...long one. They end up going to Aurora and Curtis says goodbye to Michael. Jordan sobs, she can't say goodbye. Curtis says "then don't"..kiss..leaves. Jordan and Michael talk. 

Trina watched Desmond last night, Portia asks her to watch him again while she goes out. Doesn't want to run into Curtis when he drops by to say goodbye. Another goodbye to cute Desmond. Trina is bringing him to visit when she goes to Pentonville. He leaves. Cries on the porch. 

Laura gives Rocco her key to water her plants while she's in Ireland. Rocco wants to tell her about Drew being mean about him hangin' with Scout. Laura says it's ok unless he expressly forbids it and then steer clear of him, he's vindictive. Then Lulu comes in (Rocco left) they eat lunch. Laura says tis' been 6 months with Kevin gone, she misses her family. She talks about her marriages and says Lulu can find love again. Lulu feels like she was violated by Nathan/Cassius.

Meanwhile, Scout texted Danny to meet her in the boathouse. He asks if Drew knows. She's like NO--and he's not happy. He says wow, he's keeping your prisoner. She's like Don't TALK ABOUT MY DAD LIKE THAT. Flounces off. GEESH. They apologize because these are the sweetest kids ever and there's no edge to be had but whatever. Scout jumps in the lake to swim. Charlotte walks up. They try to figure out Drew's weaknesses. Danny says he can't keep it in his pants. Talks about everyone he's slept with and the drugs/hooker stuff. Charlotte says we can make something up like that! ROCCO steps out of the bushes and is like: YOU'D FRAME DREW? ugh, shut up kid. He says kill Drew with kindness-then Charlotte agrees with him. But when Rocco leaves she says she was just lying to him. heh

Drew sits down with Ava at the pool (again, different day). Ava's like you'd better go--I'm meeting someone that doesn't like you. He says hey! I want to apologize to her! Ava is like wow! Really? then he says he wants to concentrate on bringing Sonny down--with her. Then Portia shows up. He apologizes. She is like let's just stay away from each other. He leaves. Ava and Portia talk about Sonny and the Avery troubles. She understands. Wants Ava to watch out for Trina. Of course she will. 

Sonny's in Pentonville to bug Sidwell. Wants to work out a deal. They talk about Sonny and Sid thinks he's going to have him killed in jail. Sonny tells him he's going legit. Sidwell laughs too hard. 

Drew, Michael and Jordan talk about Aurora. I so don't care, I didn't listen very much. 

END: 

Sidwell says it's not over to Sonny

Charlotte wants to get Drew in BIG TROUBLE 

Trina sings to Dez and there's a montage with Curtis getting booked.

Uber Eats Pizza

WELL--- HERE WE GO. It's Thursday and who knows what to expect today. Certainly not a lot has transpired so far this week!  

TODAY'S SHOW:  STILL THE SAME DAY but evening now. I think this day has gone on for a month. 

Ric is mad that Dante and Liz are on the couch. Liz tells him to calm down. She says Dante is staying and Ric can stay if he wants too. He's like NOPE I'm out.  Pouts and leaves.  Dante ordered pizza. They talk about Ric's insecurities. Dante wants Liz to unload on him because she listened to him all that time. They get more wine and settle in.

Isaiah and Portia are alone at the cabin. She's missed him. They kiss. They talk about stuff.  He says he's going to drop the civil suit and that might help him get out fast. Portia thinks that's so noble. They kiss. She's cleared to have zex so they do. 

Carly and Val are making dinner. Lulu stomps in looking for Charlotte. She tracked her phone to the lake. AT NIGHT! Val says YEP, I know, I let her go. Lulu freaks out. Carly's saying that Jason let her and Danny take the boat out. IT'SNIGHTTIME! Lulu yells. So I guess it's like 8:30pm? OMG Carly tells her to get a life AHHAHA. THEN Val tells her she needs to be dating and not tracking their daughter--THEN Carly says "Try Pickleball"!! woot. Lulu's mad, leaves. Carly and Val eat. She says she should take her own advice when it comes to Joss. 

Britt and Jason kiss at the boathouse and Joss asks if he knows who he's kissing. She says welcome back (I guess they haven't seen each other)? He says: you got shot? She says thanks to BRITT. Tells Jason that Britt turned her into Cassius and he kidnapped her--could have killed her. Britt tries to defend her actions. Jason said they all made choices. Joss says they did but Britt did it on purpose to save herself. GOOD LUCK with that..and she leaves. Britt tells Jason it wasn't her intent to hurt Joss but she had to protect her brother. Jason asks why she didn't tell him. She says she didn't think she needed to--she was going to die. She wonders if she went to far and if he'll forgive her.

Anna's at the pool. Tristan orders her a drink. I do not care. He tells her he's ex-WSB and she's a legend. Says he's working at GH. She knows he was a field agent. How? He only told her what he wanted her to know. He talks about WSB not being honest. Stupid convo. Joss comes in to meet with Anna and she meets Tristan too. Anna says they are/were all WSB. Tristan says WOW, you're the one at Spoon Island! What a superstar! wow.

Ric and Lulu meet about Dante/Liz. She's not worried. He is. They MUST STOP THEM!

Alexis  talks to Curtis after their AA meeting. She says not to be bitter in jail or it will destroy him. Also: Tip: there are drugs available in prison. Good talk with them. She tells him to go to AA meeting in there and volunteer and think of his family. They hug.

END: 

Val says he's in the long haul with Carly

Britt and Jason are committed to each other

Anna tells Joss not to 'lose herself' in a mission.

Stuff happened.

 

WHOOT! WEDNESDAY!! 

Donna and Sonny are planning the BBQ for the fam. She wants to invite the "ADA lady" AHAHAHA she's been reading my posts. Ric comes in. Uncle Ric is invited too. He has a personal emergency he has to talk to Sonny about. Oh he's going to propose to Liz tonight. Shows him the ring.  Sonny thinks it's fast... wonders if Ric is rushing. "Is there another guy"? Ric wants to show his love. Sonny says that his "love" went to obsession in the past. He says he's changed. Then he says how much Liz means to him and yada yada. Sonny and he hug. Then he leaves. 

Liz and Dante are at the baseball park. She needs help with a bookcase. He says SURE. He will be over after the game. Oh, Ric wants to propose tonight. Ut OH. WELP! Tonight is 2 scenes away. He hurt his knee. She says he doesn't need to help her. He says YES! I can do it! He does (off camera) and then is hurting and sitting on the couch. Oh his knee is swelling and he has to TAKE OFF HIS PANTS so Liz can see it better. PFFFFFFFFFFFFT. 

Curtis is still saying goodbye to Dez. Jordan looks on. Michael wants them to stop by to talk about Aurora. Curtis wants Jordan to stay while he talks about the job. Talk about expansion that Curt didn't finish. Then Michael says he needs a new CEO and Curtis recommends--JORDAN. Michael says: Great idea! She agrees to do it.

Gio and Trina meet with Simon (so was he the stalker camera or Quinn?) and he wants to have them be a couple. Emma is not happy. She didn't know about it. Simon is pushing it and saying they don't have to date, just let the fans think they are. Trina says hey- are we supposed to keep our relationships a secret then? He says yes. Gio says that's not happening. Then Kai comes in to talk to Trina. They leave. Simon tells Gio Trina is the REAL star and he's just a musician so he'd better go along with the plan.

Kai comes to Willow's to give her his resignation. She's like I didn't shoot Drew. He says: YEP YA DID. And I could still go to the police about it. They argue. She says maybe the police will blame him. His DNA is all over the place and she knows Trina was there too! Kai's like: you're a BAD LADY! She kinda threatens him. He yells, leaves.

Nina's at the pool Drew walks up. Tells her he hasn't forgotten what happened at the lake. Drew leaves. Brennan sits down. She wants more dirt on Michael, mainly Jacinda drugged Willow. He says stay out of it. Not your job. Then she sees Ava and Drew together. She'll talk to her later. Brennan says she's enabling Willow and won't help her. Then Willow texts Nina. 

Nina goes to Willow's. She's all pouty about things and Kai and life. 

Drew and Ava meet. Ava's like: ut oh, if Nina sees us she's not gonna be happy. He Says Nina did way worse to him then he did to her. Then he tells her Jason quit Sonny and he's vulnerable. He wants to bid on Sidwell's business interests, just like Valentin is. Ava can't wait to help him. Brennan comes over and tells Nina not to hang with Drew, he was mean to Alexis and Nina both. 

END: 

Donna made a seceret invitation for Justine..ADA LADY

Ric has roses and sees Liz and Dante--barges in: What the HELL is going on ??????

Gio says he's not going to do the relationship thing with Trina--he wants HER by his side. 

NOTE: NO follow up on Joe/Lucas-- what a stupid let down to an easy scene.

Surf Side

 

PLEASE let today be better than yesterday--PLEASE. I'm begging!! If not, I'm bailing 1/2 way, I swear! LOL I have a picnic to set up for later and I need a nap. 

TODAY'S SHOW: 

Anna's at Sonny's talking about Sonny quitting the business. Then they talk about Gio and Emma. Anna says he was great to her when she was gone. Also talks about her family getting hurt because of her actions. Sonny asks if she's ok. She says no, she's feeling caged up and wants to build a retreat. Knows he has land. Can he sell her some? THAT'S WHERE SHE'LL KEEP BRITT. DUH. Sonny talks to her about therapy, she should be in it. He's in therapy and needs it. People like them tend to do things alone and they need help. 

Trina and Gio are at the Shake Shack and Trina didn't do her music stuff because her dad's going to jail. He tells her to write her sad song and he will handle Simon. Then Emma and QUINN come in together. They work at the animal shelter and he came with her to pick up some take out. Trina invites him to sit down. They talk about the Cat's Eye Lounge Gig. Quinn wonders about Trina's art career. She says good memory. 

Lucas tells Ava he's moving out. They are at the pool. She's kinda sad. Hopes Lucy didn't rush him. He said Liz helped him find it.  He said it's time to get back out into the world. He has the keys and is going to take her there.

Joe and Lucy. She says sign lease quickly! He asks her about her statement regarding Willow Cain. She says Drew is probably lying to gain favor with Curtis. She knows what she saw. Joe isn't so sure. BUT he signs for the apartment. It doesn't go thru but Lucy says it's her exclusive listing so must be the wifi. She leaves and Joe measures for curtains.

Britt is in the park. She sees Jason in a ELQ jersey. Wonders why. He says he quit Corinthos' Coffee. He tells her about being out of the business. Then it's time to play ball! Nope, just a meeting. Then they come back and talk MORE about Jason leaving the business. She wonders if he really could if Sonny needed help.  She's like "not sure you can really quit that" . Then she mentions Anna helping her clear Cassius name. BUT don't say ANYTHING-- It's a secret.

Joss and Hudson are at the boathouse. He's waiting for Michael to look over the list. Then Brook/Chase and they baby comes. Joss mentions the adoption going through. Hudson gets a look on his face like: DOH!! Brook says she's 5 and 1/2 months old. He gets another look.  Joss and Hudson leave. Brook and Chase talk about--WILLOW. I know, you're so surprised. 

Joss and Hudson are in her apartment. She tells the story about Phoebe's birth and mother's death. He's suspicious. Joss also tells him that the father signed off on a closed adoption.

END: 

Someone is stalking Trina

Anna tells Sonny not to talk to Diane about the land, NO ONE should know

Britt and Jason kiss. 

Welp. I watched.

 

Monday, Monday... and I'm hoping GH is good today. Sitting here with Tillie can be a long hour if it's not exciting!!!! 

TODAY'S SHOW: 

Chase is shirtless, running around the Q property and sees Willow moving in. She tells him about Michael breaking up with Jacinda and asking her back to the Qs so the family can be close. Chase thinks she's so selfless ahahahaha. Yuri moves more boxes in. Chase keeps yappin. Willow says they are both outsiders so they will have to watch each other's backs. Chase now helps her take boxes inside. She tells Yuri to go back to the house. Chase is going to help her. :EYEROLL: 

Tracey tells Brook Willow is in the gatehouse. Brook freaks out. Wants Michael there to yell at him and get her out. Tracey says no, it's done, she's moved in. Plus they can keep an eye on her there. Brook is afraid Willow will invent 1000 reasons for Chase to visit her. Tracey says to have faith in her marriage. Brook is scared. 

Lucas and Joe banter at the nurses' station about the softball game. You know, chem testing. Lucas got an apartment. Lucy is going to show Joe one this afternoon.

Joe calls and wants to meet Lucy at the apartment. He can e-sign the lease. Oh it's so going to be the same one Lucas has. You wait. 

Serena and Lucy at the pool. Lucy tells her that Michael is single. She wants a romance. Serena thinks they should try another tactic to get Michael's shares. She doesn't have a plan--yet. 

Joss meets Michael at the boathouse, wants help with the situation she's in because of her father. Michael says it's a set up but nothing he can do about it.  She's mad Willow moved in. He wants her to be nice and welcoming. She's like no way. He says he'll help her find someone to run JJE if she does. They agree to help each other. Then Hudson comes over and gives Michael (Joss' consultant) the list of people he has. Michael leaves. Joss wonders why he didn't put himself on that list. 

Carly invites Hudson over for coffee. Wants to know how he's going to get Joss to take the CEO job. He says there's a list of people to take over. Carly tells him to burn it. He's like Can't do that, you're not my boss. THEN LUCAS WALKS in-- from a TIME PORTAL ahahahahaha. OMG. That was hysterical. He was literally at the hospital 2 seconds ago. She tells Hudson where Joss is living and he leaves. Lucas gets the lowdown on the whole JJE/Jax thing from Carly.  Lucas tells her Joss will do the exact opposite that she wants so she should stop pushing. 

END: 

Yep, Lucas and Joe are going to sign for the same apartment. 

Nothing much else happened. 

The End. 

Sunday Surgery: Old Ironsides

 

Another summer week, another lack-luster showing from GH. Sorry but I'm just not feeling it at ALL this quarter. With lack-luster newbies and stories that pop up out of the ground, it's just dull. Worst sin of all for a daytime show!! 

I have some nice chai today for a change. Grab your fave and let's GO GO!! 

Photos from Sloan, Fuzzy;  editing by Dave and daily summaries Sonya. Thx to all! 

Kids in the Pool

 

FRIDAY! We are having a giant music fest about a mile from our house this weekend that starts tonight. Fabulous weather, can't wait!! WOOT!! Very Millennial music: Lit, Toadies, Cracker, Guster, My Mourning Jacket--Modest Mouse and Joywave are a few. 

TODAY'S SHOW: 

Cody in the barn. "I got attacked" (he has a bite mark on his hand. "Horse or Tracey" asks Molly. He said Hades did it. Must miss James. Hades loved James. Molly says so did you. He hopes James gets a good horse in Australia. Molly has an idea for a trip. Going to Savannah for a romance novel fest. Her publicist thinks it's a good idea. 

Michael tells Tracey that Wills is moving into the gatehouse. She's like: DENIED! No way will she let her in there. Michael says it's his idea. Tells Tracey he has something on her. She's like: WELL SUE HER FOR SOLE CUSTODY! Michael wants his kids to have their mother--he didn't like his broken household growing up. Tracey says NOPE NOPE NOPE. Michael asks if his grandmother would have said that. 

Char and Danny are on the boat dock at the Q's. Danny tells her about Drew/Scout and he can't see her. Charlotte says Drew hates him and there's not much he can do about it. She says "when Drew goes Low, you go lower" _-THERE'S A CASSADINE FOR YA! They can make up something about Drew and Danny would get to see Scout. Danny thinks that would hurt Scout. 

At the pool, Scout gets out and is all anxious about her father. Rocco says he took Danny's shift so she should be ok. Scout says he doesn't like Rocco either because his grandpa is Sonny. She also tells him her life was so much easier when Drew was in a wheelchair! She gasps when she says that. Rocco understands. She says he's the only one she can confide in. She loved living with the Davis Girls. He tells her to do what Drew says but then behind his back, do what she wants. LOL They'll meet up alone to "just talk" now and then. 

IN the patio restaurant, Alexis wants to talk about Scout seeing the family. NOPE says Drew. He's SUCH a dick to Alexis. Tells her she's using Sam's death to get access to Scout. Alexis is like: I SHOULD HAVE ACCESS!! He says he doesn't even care that she took her in when he was in the wheelchair. Says Scout hurt her ankle while in her care and hanging around Danny. Also, Alexis badmouths him. Brennan walks in and hears Drew being a jerk to Alexis. He says maybe the ex-congressman shouldn't be making enemies. (Dangling the blackmail in front of him). Drew back-talks him. Brennan wonders if there's anything in Drew's past that might come back to bite him. Alexis is so interested! Drew limps off to go get Scout. Alexis wants Jack to tell her what it is. "Depends on you" he says. 

Carly and Jason. He fixed her car. He also tells her he quit Sonny!! OH! Might open a garage. Carly's surprised. He tells her about talking to Sonny--Jakarta and his choices. Cries a bit. She gets teary too. Steve Burton is doing SO WELL lately, I'm like a fan now. Dang! Carly suggests he work for ELQ. He's like :Um no. She thinks Michael and Ned would appreciate it. 

ADA and Sonny in the love nest. She tells him Sidwell is in Pentonville. Sonny says Yeah I know. She wonders if he's going to kill him in there. Sonny's like: I WOULD NOT! I'm goin' CLEAN! She's not sure she believes him. He's going to buy back his piers and take over Sidwell's legit businesses.  Then she goes ON AND ON about how hard it is to quit and yada yada. Sonny asks if she doesn't want to be seen in public with him as "legit Sonny Corinthos"? Wouldn't make any difference when it came to her job. Wants to keep them a secret 

END: 

Tracey agrees to Willow moving in but she's not happy about it

Sonny agrees to keep their relationship a secret. 

Jason and Carly say they won't talk to each other abou Valentin or Britt. 

Char wants to cook up something really bad against Drew

Brennan wants information from Alexis about Jasper Jacks Enterprises from when she worked for him. Then he might help her with DREW> 

VERDICT DAY

 

So it doesn't look like I missed a lot yesterday. Glad the verdict is today. I think he's found not guilty because it sets up a war between the two. BUT...let's see if I'm right. Soap Central says that Jenz Sidwell shares a cell with someone--so....would that be Curtis?? 

TODAY'S SHOW: 

Mostly at the pool so far. 

Rocco and Britt. He's complaining about his mother. Oh, and father. And boring.

Joss is trying to swim. Hudson is blocking her way. Oh geesh, really?  He wants her to pick someone NOW! She's like NOPE! She gets out, he has a towel. Man, he's a bad actor. They talk and talk and--no chemistry or banter or ANYTHING. 

Anna and Emma talk about Gio being too busy lately. He's really busy. She wants to go to vet school. Sad horn. She's going to be jelly of Gio's fan girlies. She gets up to check on Gio. PETER sits down. Talks about Anna getting Britt. Anna goes over to talk to her. 

Marshall and Stella are waiting at home for the verdict. They think a war will start if Curtis is found not guilty. Hey, I said that.

Courtroom:  Curtis, Jordy, Martin, Molly...Trina shows up. Portia sees her hugging Curtis. They go in to hear the verdict. Guilty of 2nd degree assault. Guess he goes to see Sidwell in jail. Trina says goodbye. Oh he has 48 hours before he has to report. 

Portia comes home. Cries and hugs Stella. Curtis comes home, cries, hugs Stella. 

Willow goes to pick up the kids. Michael is all smug. She's like: I JUST GOT A BLOODTEST and I MIGHT File CHARGES! He says "I finally have PROOF YOU SHOT DREW"! He pulls out papers from Trina and Kai--signed. Noterized. She's like: @@  He tells her they were hiding in the bedroom and about the ring tone and yada yada.  She yells. He says that she will do WHAT HE SAYS or... else! She picks up the rolling pin to hit him. He blocks it. Very sexy scenes. He also tells her Jacinda has left the country. Willow asks what he wants. He wants her in the gate house to keep an eye on her, her passport and she can't take the kids to DC lol 

END: 

Curtis says a teary goodbye to Desmond.

Stalker is outside Bobbie's, watches Kai leave

Anna tells Britt she will help her but has to meet in person. Peter says, good now you can eliminate her. 

Young Doctors in Love

 

Who remembers this?

In my opinion, it wasn't that great. I do remember this coming out, and I hoped for some good slapstick and good humor and parody, but it was awful to tell you the truth. Maybe someday I will revisit it and now that I am MORE into General Hospital than I was back then I can appreciate it even more.

From Wikipedia, these are the soap stars that cameo'd on Young Doctors in Love:

Soap actors John Beradino, Emily McLaughlin, Michael Damian, Steven Ford, Chris Robinson, Stuart Damon, Jaime Lyn Bauer, Tom Ligon, Kin Shriner, Janine Turner, and Jacklyn Zeman make cameos, while Susan Lucci, Cynthia Geary, Patrick Macnee and Demi Moore appear in uncredited cameos.

Rumor has it, they are trying to remake Soapdish into a series for Paramount+. It's in limbo right now. With today's writers, it might be good. Soapdish was great. Lots of good lines, etc. I still sometimes quote "trip to the mall" and am amazed when someone recognizes that.

Any comments on either film? Karen here! Dave was kind enough to do this blog because I'm out today frolicking. I saw Soapdish-- LOVED it but have not seen Young Doctors in Love. Who knew Robert Downey Jr was in Soapdish?? Totally forgot that. 

Please leave all comments on today's show in below!! 

See Ya, Blondie

 

So humid today--and I'm NOT GOOD WITH IT lol. Just hate it so much. That's why I will never move south!! Give me the frozen tundra before this!! 

TODAY'S SHOW: 

Gio and Emma at the Pool. She wants to go to The Finger Lakes camp she reserved and surprise him. He can't go. Has to practice to meet their first deadline. She understands. Oh he can't go at Thanksgiving either! TOUR! OH! He can't ride bikes today! Practice! 

Lucy and Serena are at the pool too and talk about Michael. Serena doesn't think he's trying to take away Deception from Lucy. Lucy thinks he's ruthless. 

Cody brings flowers to Willow and says congrats, SIDWELL IS IN JAIL. I'm like: ? HUH ? Yep, he took a plea deal to everything, got 31 to life and Molly also found out (in discovery) he was responsible for Maxie's coma. Cody tries to cheer her up. She's sad she cancelled her book tour because of the trial. 

Cody and Molly go to the pool. Lucy wants to introduce Serena to her brother. They meet, exchange numbers. 

In the Metro Patio, Val is having breakfast with Jordan and asks for a favor. "After all I saved your life'. She's like: WHAT? He tells her about being there the night of the crash. She can't believe Curtis didn't tell her. His favor has to do with Sidwell. He wants to buy Wyndemere and maybe his other assets that are good and wants her to tell him which those might be. She says Sidwell's businesses were legal as far as she could tell. He'd like her advice. 

Then Joss and Brennan walk in. He gives the stink eye to Val. Joss tells Jack she wants to be back in the field asap. He says she's not ready mentally yet. She says she is. He says she's killed a lot of people. She's like: MEH. He says no. She tells him well maybe I'll run my DAD'S COMPANY LIKE HE WANTS! So there! Brennan is suspicious that Jac would just leave his company to HER with no business anything. 
Nina calls him and says get to her place NOW.

Willow wakes up on the couch. Wonders why she's there. Nina told her Michael was there when she got home. Michael said Willow was out of it so he stayed with her. Willow says she didn't drink "I MUST HAVE BEEN DRUGGED"! They think it might be Dr3ew. Then they both remember Jacinda was there alone with her coffee. Willow stomps out to get HER KIDS BACK NOWWWWWWW! They can't find the cup and that makes Willow even MORE ANGRY. She runs out.

Jacinda goes to the Q's to see Michael. He tells her that Willow was with Wiley and Amelia and almost drove with them. Jacinda cries. Michael is weirdly calm. He says no harm done but Willow will realize she was drugged and blame him. He did take the cup away but the judge could see a pattern since Jacinda did this before. He says there's a way out but she's not going to like it.  They have to break up and she has to leave town. REALLY? LIKE WE DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING AS SOON AS SERENA ARRIVED ahahhaaha. They are both crying. They say all sorts of gushy stuff. Michael is giving her money to "invest in her future' because she's so great. :eyeroll: 

Goodnight.

Monday already?? Thanks to all that read the Sunday blog and commented. I do work somewhat hard on those on Saturday so it's great to see so many people taking a gander!! Last week was just TOO TOO TOO EVERYTHING and while I don't want the show to be boring, I don't want to feel like I need a scorecard to keep up! 

TODAY'S SHOW: 

NOTE: It gets dark here in WNY at around 8:45 ish. I don't even know what time it's supposed to be in PC. 

 Night time at the hospital. Anna's there for a check up. Felicia is talking to her in the exam room. Says it's nice to see Anna "like herself". Anna says yeah but sees her "doctor" as Peter. Peter tells her to ask Felicia and Anna says she's fine, Fe can go. Then Peter is all acting drama saying Felicia knows all about Britt and USE HER FOR INFORMATION 

Britt comes in with the baseball stuff (at night?) and banters (If you can call it that) with Tristan. 

Later, Anna runs into Britt. Britt asks her to help with the information on Cassius because her mother is so sad. Peter pipes up and says: ANNA! Now is our chance. They argue, Britt calls Anna useless and storms off. Felicia tries to calm Anna. Anna sees Peter who says: ASK her how BRITT Is doing. Anna is robot voice: HOW is BRITT DOING? 

 Laura and Lulu are talking. Lulu is going going to let Char live with Valentin. Then Char and Rocco are shown outside plotting something. They walk in and Lulu says that Charlotte can go live with her father but then Rocco says "that's SO SELFISH" --and bickers with her. He goes out. Tells Laura he's mad she's doing this to Lulu. Laura thinks he's mad she's doing it to HIM. Rocco leaves. 

Inside, Char tells Lulu she loves her. Then Laura comes back in and Charlotte sees Danny outside and wants to go talk to him. 

Valentin is cooking for Carly and Joss stomps in. Says "you'll do anything to keep me out of the WSB, won't you". Carly did tell Jax about her being in the WSB. "He had a right to know"...Joss is mad. Says she can't get in touch with Jax. He probably only has outgoing satellite on the boat because he wants to be off grid and not talk to her. Joss asks Carly if this was HER idea to make her CEO. 

Danny and Scout are horseplaying like regular siblings at the pool and Drew walks out and tells Danny to BACK IT UP.  Jason walks up and wants to talk to Drew. Drew makes Danny leave. He goes to get a burger at Bobbie's. Scout pouts. Jason tells Drew he's out of the mob. Drew doesn't believe him.

Scout is crying by the pool. Rocco comes in and she says she can NEVER SEE DANNY again! Sniff. 

Brook and Chase went to Gregory's bench (off camera) with Phoebe. THey are now in the Q kitchen. Chase is SO HAPPY they are being honest with each other. Then Trina and Gio come in and Chase is going to make sandwiches for everyone. They talk about music. Trina talks about the trial. Brook looks guilty.

Jacinda tells Michael she slipped something into Willow's drink."It's only MOLLY" she says. Michael's mad..gets up and runs out of The Metro

Willow takes off with the kids. Michael comes to the apartment and Willow's dancing around being a fool. Wiley wants to go to the arcade. Note: Yuri was supposed to watch the kids but he's on a date with Terry. The nanny is sick. Michael sees the coffee, sends the kids to bed. Tells Wiley they will all do something together as a family soon. The kids leave for bed. Michael puts Willow on the couch. She says he's being nice. She likes it when he's nice and they are friends. 

END: 

Anna finds out where Britt is living from Felicia. Peter is happy

Jacinda calls to check on Willow...Michael looks mad

Drew tells Jason to stay away and keep Danny away

Valentin wants to help with Joss' company but she is going to ask Michael's advice. 

Sunday Surgery: Land of Confusion

 

If I was a betting woman I'd say there's some big ol shake ups happening at GH right now (or about 3 months ago). I don't know anything but--damn. This show is in freefall-flux at the moment and I'm gob smacked every time I tune in--- and not in a good way. 

Does that iced coffee look disgusting to you? LOL I guess I get my cold brews with foam so that looks like water!! 

Grab what you got and let's GO GO. Note: Just saw how long this is. Buckle up

Just... WEIRD.

 

FRIDAY--already! Whew! Hope your week went well and quickly--Here's to enjoying the weekend. 

TODAY'S SHOW: 

Liz and Lucas talk about the case at #GH . Lucas says Marty was hard on Joe. 

Court: Curtis is all snotty to Portia. Says THEY are COMING OVER TO SEE THEIR BABY after the trial. Marshall is there. Curtis is pushing it. Says Isaiah better not be there. Marshall steps in and calms people down. Later, Jordan says she's going home so she doesn't rock the boat. Curtis goes to Portia's alone. Isaiah is going to GH.

Stella talks to baby Desi and says she hopes his parents are being civil to each other. (ha). Portia comes home and tells Stella the trial was hard. Marshall and Curtis walk in. Curtis has a heart to heart with the baby about how well he controlled his temper at the trial. 

Joe is swimming. Anna wants to talk to him. (She's all dressed up at the pool). She wants to know about the trial. And what kind of officer he is. AT THE POOL. She wants to know about Cassius/Nathan. "He pistol whipped me" -- LOL She's like he betrayed ALL OF US. Weird scenes but whatever. 

Josslyn meets with Hudson at The Metro Patio. Hudson is with Jasper Jacks enterprises and Joss is the NEW CEO OF JACK'S INDUSTRIES. She's like: NO. He's like: YES-- and she can't call him because he's SAILING THE GLOBE IN HIS SAILBOAT and can't BE REACHED AND SHE'S IN CHARGE OF THE ENTIRE COMPANY. She's like: don't want it. He's like it's a gift! She says no. She tells him she's WSB. Hudson is surprised: A girl like you??

Ava's having lunch with Drew at The Metro. She wants to go after Sonny together. He's mean and threatens her and she thinks he's going to take Avery. WHERE DID THIS COME FROM? Drew gets ANGRY ANGRY--he can't do that !! The Bastard lahahah aoueriou OMG I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone. Ava gets up to go to the ladies' room.

Also at the Metro, Jocinda thinks about drugging Willow's coffee. Michael sits down and she tells him she got a restraining order. She says she thinks Willow will have a public meltdown soon. I guess she thinks she was going to have her talk. She leaves. 

Willow at the apartment. She cancels her speaking engagement to spend time with the kids. Goes to do email. Wiley is thirsty...UT OH. Willow takes it from him. They are going in the car. She drinks it. 

Jordan and Anna meet at the pool and say hello--and how are you? You've had a hard time--SO have you...yada yada. Jordan also talked to Molly about the trial. No hard feelings. 

END: 

Willow is bonkers, grabs the car keys to take the kids to the arcade. 

Josslyn says shes' going to talk to her father one way or another.

Ava and Drew are going to team up. 

Curtis and Isaiah basically say if Curtis is acquitted, it's WAR 

I NEED A COCKTAIL AFTER THIS SHOW

Druggard

 

Here I am!! Will I make it the whole show? Not sure--I'm so tired and don't even know why. It's crazy-- Can't sleep at night, want to sleep all day. Did you see the news that Chris McKenna was going to leave GH in the fall? Errol Lewis broke the news and I 100% trust him. Supposedly he'll leave 'in a body bag'. Why they would want to get that information out there is beyond me. Maybe there's enough time to save him? I mean, personally-- not a HUGE fan of Jack BUT These newbies are NOT IT. Plus, he's doing well with Cynthia I think. 

TODAY'S SHOW 

Trial: Portia doesn't want to talk about her seeing Isaiah--she wants to talk about how Curtis assaulted him. They go round and round about her seeing Isaiah and Curtis seeing Jordan but the whole thing boils down to who threw the first punch and she says it was Curtis. Then Drew gets up and says his wife was home and not driving the night of the crash. The detective got it wrong. Isaiah is up. Marty tries to goad him into losing his temper. Then Jordan gets up and says she thinks Isaiah visited her out of GUILT not friendship after the accident. Molly drives home the fact that driving a black BMW and getting paint touched up isn't enough to have a case against anyone. 
Curtis is up next. 

Serena falls into Jack's lap at the pool. She flirts-- asks him if he wants a drink-- he says no thank you. Then she sits in Michael's chair while he swims. Introductions. He's heard of her. She says she's not happy with what he did to her mother. They talk about Michael doing a favor for Maxie and he's going to do what's right for the company and yada yada.

Lucy wants to talk to Laura about Kevin. (they are at Bobbie's)/ Lucy wants Kevin to surprise Serena when he comes home from Ireland and Laura says he's not coming home. Staying for the fall. She's going to visit. 

Jacinda gets pills from Ezra. Needs to take the edge off--she got a restraining order from Willow to stay away from her kids.

Ezra goes in and talks to Laura. She says not to get involved with Jacinda because of Michael and the whole Willow thing. He says Jacinda needs someone to watch her back. He leaves. Brennan comes in. Laura asks why the WSB hasn't gotten Jenz out of PC yet. He says it's a local case, the WSB is letting the DA's office take care of it. 

Willow goes to bitch to Nina about talking to Brennan about how she raises her kids. Round and round about reopening the shooting case. Dumb. She tells Nina she got a restraining order out against Jacinda. DING DONG: Jacinda at the door with Nina's dry cleaning. Both Nina and Willow are out of the room. There are 2 coffees there with their names on them. She's going to drug Willow I believe. 

Dante and Sonny talk about the fact Jason quit the business. Sonny says it's because of Dante in a way (the arrest). Sonny says Dante arrested him at Danny's ballgame and it was horrible. Dante's like: WELP! HE can't believe Jason left Sonny. Sonny says he's a broken man. Dante says maybe he's healed. (good line) He wonders who's going to watch out for Sonny now. Sonny says he's getting out too. 

Jason tells Tracey he quit Sonny. She's happy. They talk about the type of parent he wants to be to Danny. Tracey says that is what Alan and Monica wanted for him. Aww. Jason wishes he could say  sorry to Alan and Monica and OMG YOU HAVE TO WATCH THEIR SCENES. GEESH. SNIFF!! 

END: 

Dante and Sonny hug

Tracey tells Jason there's always enough time to change. She should know

Molly and Marty make closing remarks. 

Jacinda puts the drug in Willow's coffee 

EYEROLL DAY

Sorry I've been so crabby about the new actors on GH BUT WTF!!! Come on now.  You remember Carlos right? ZEXY BADDIE? We've had many over the years and-- what is HAPPENING with the casting? One Wonder Bread Boy after another. And NO acting chops. There.. I got that out. LOL 

TODAY'S SHOW

Tracey wants to take Brook and the baby to NYC so she's out of town for the trial. Brook is feeling too guilty about the whole thing. I think they did this for narrative on the accident. You know to remind us Brook did it.  They keep talking about it. Chase will NEVER FORGIVE HER FOR LYING AGAIN. :eyeroll: 

Lucy tells Serena to get to the pool and charm Michael. "wear your best swimsuit". She says it's Her company and wants control. Serena agrees and goes to change. Then Lucy calls Felicia to come over (to Bobbie's). She's feeling guilty for her reasons for Serena to come home. :eyeroll: that's some 2-26 BS right there LOL. Felicia says Serena can make up her own mind.

Willow and Wiley show up at the pool. Michael and Wiley swim and Wills tells Jacinda to stay far away from her kids. Jacinda says Wiley would be sad if she drowned his mom in the pool HAHA. 

Willow walks to another seat. Brennan comes over. He says they need to be allies now. He says DO NOT reopen the shooting case. Anna will find out the truth; you shot Drew. She says she's willing to take that chance if it means getting her kids :eyeroll: 

The trial is starting .Marty tries to broker a deal with Molly-- she's like um... this is jail time. He says it will tear the family apart. 

In the hall, Isaiah and Curtis are arguing. Jordan and Portia stand there. Lucas tries to calm people down while Joe looks on. Just exhausting. They finally go in. Joe and Lucas talk about having to testify. 

The judge comes in. Molly makes the opening statement that the accident doesn't matter. Punching someone and causing bodily harm does and that's what Curtis did. Marty talks about the accident and Isaiah leaving. OMG HE WASN'T EVEN CHARGED WAS HE? Then Lucas is up saying how bad Isaiah's injuries were. Then Joe says what he saw and Marty says he should have descalated the situation. :eyeroll: Then it's Portia's turn. 

Sonny summons Ava because he thinks she made Ethan leave or got him in trouble. She's like: NO he just left. She said he called from a burner phone and he even hung up before she could give him a piece of her mind. She asks if Sonny asked Ethan to kill Drew and he left. 

END: 

Portia puts the blame solely on Curtis --but Martin asks her about when she had an affair with Isaiah while married to Curtis. 

Sonny threatens Ava :eyeroll: 

Serena comes out and falls into Brennan's lap. Weird. 

STUNT MEN

 

It's another stellar day here! Love the sun

TODAY"S SHOW

Michael, Carly and Joss are in the moss kitchen. Joss tells Michael she's joined the WSB. Carly thinks Michael will be upset but he's like! HEY! CONGRATS! He won't back Carly up and doesn't care she's 'in the field' and undercover. Michael IS upset she got shot and he wasn't around. Pouts.

Marty tells Curtis someone might help him with his court case: In walks Drew. He says he's sorry for the past and really wants to help. Curtis is like: M'kay--SUUURE. Drew says the prosecution wants hi to testify and he's going to help Curtis instead. He's going to recant his statement that Willow could have been driving that night. Curtis is wondering WHY the hell Drew would do this and doesn't believe it could be out of the goodness of his heart. Drew says it's because Scout was living with Alexis and they told her things about him and he doesn't want Desmond to hate Curtis. IT MAKES NO SENSE AND I'M SORRY I HAD TO WRITE IT !! 

Willow, Dr O and Nina have lunch at The Metro. Dr O is suspicious that Drew wants an instant divorce. They talk about Drew and the fact Willow is staying in office until the next election. Doesn't think he'll run again. She wants her own place. Nina says she can stay with her forever. Wills says she'll have the kids soon-- she's getting them from Michael. She's going to Anna and wants them to investigate MICHAEL for Drew's shooting--and... if she doesn't she'll with hold funding. Nina knows she shot Drew so she's like WTF are you doing? Dr O is not even following but thinks it's a dumb plan. Anna's too smart and she'll "hook the bear" if she does it. Willow doesn't care. Nina goes to the 'ladies room"  Dr O tells Willow to leave Nina OUT OF IT.

Ava and Trina meet because Trina graduated (hah) and Ava gives her a folder that says "Jerome-Robinson Gallery" and wants to make her a partner someday. Trina turns her down. Says she has a "new dream". Tells her about singing. Ava is supportive. Trina will work the gallery part time for some cash. Trina asks about Ethan. Ava's like: There is no Ethan. Then Trina gets a call from Simon. 

At the Q's, Alexis arrives with the adoption papers. NEDLY, Olivia and Gio are there too. Everyone leaves but Chase and Brook. They are going to sign and Brook feels badly Phoebe will never learn who her father really is. They sign. Everyone celebrates Phoebe Jacqueline Chase. They'll go to the court house to get things finalized. Alexis says they have nothing to worry about. HAH. 

Oslo, Norway. Ethan YES ETHAN unpacks and HUDSON COMES IN THE ROOM "Where is she"? OMG TWO GUYS THAT CAN'T ACT FOR SH*T are in a FIGHT -- and it's HYSTERICAL. They stop fighting and Ethan tells Hudson that Deliah and the baby died. I can't even write this up but it's SO TERRIBLE.  Hudson beats him and threatens him that he'll kill all of his family if he's lying. Leaves. Ethan gets up, staggers to his phone and calls Ava. She's mad but he says it's about the baby. Hudson put a bug in his room and is listening in. 

END: 

Trina heard Nina's phone all to Brennan about Willow

Hudson heard the whole phone call to Ava 

OH! New INFORMATION TODAY

Here we are... knee deep into the newbies and let's hope I can figure out who's who today. We need a score-card or face sheet to follow along with! 

TODAYS SHOW: 

Ric walks over to Dante and Liz. Makes a snotty remark. Liz can't get dinner so they are going out Wed. They kiss, he leaves. Dante and Liz then talk about his part in the whole Rocco evidence scrubbing thing and how Anna let him go. He feels guilty he used his job to do what he did. 

Emma, Gio, Trina and Kai are playing a board game at Emma's. Trina's trying not to think of the trial. She really wants to go but her parents don't want her there. 

NEW INFO: BROOK TELLS SIMON THAT TRINA GRADUATED COLLEGE IN JULY. Which is a big thing and -- WHAT?????? okay.. whatever.

SIMON meets with Brook and tells her he has big plans for Trina/Gio. And.. Simon wonders where they are. Brook is like: they are on their way...then calls GIO. OMG GIO FORGOT! CRISIS!!!!! They have to hurry over! And.. KAI decides to go but Emma isn't going. Weird.

They get to the surf shop. Introduce Kai. Simon won't shake his hand. Simon talks to Britt. Says he thought Gio and Trina were a couple and they are GOING TO SELL THEM LIKE A COUPLE. Marketing and all that. They'd better get on board. He has to get on a plane and leave.

Joss is jogging in the park. Says she can't go to Emma's and meet Trina because she's working. She gets a pain where she was shot and flashes back to her shooting on the docks. 

Nina wants to go to dinner with Brennan but he says he can't. He has an important phone call. They kiss. Joss walks in. Nina leaves. Joss says she's a liability. Tells Brennan all her faults. He yells at her to quit it 

Anna sees Val/Carly...and Peter is standing behind her. She turns and knocks into a waiter. They invite her to sit. She sees the champagne and asks why. They tell her Val's assets are unfrozen. She freaks out. Says the WSB won't let him go. Carly says: NOT TRUE. Joss is getting out too. Anna looks at her like she's crazy. Says probably too late for Josslyn. Says she's sorry she knew before Carly but would have stopped Josslyn if she knew before she joined. She ends up leaving and Val realizes something is off with her. Thinks Faison is still on her mind.

Jason tells Sonny he's out. "Is it Me" asks Sonny--"No it's me" says Jason. Tells him about being on the roof to kill Cullum. Sonny can't believe he had him in his sights and didn't SHOOT. Jason says Brennan was in the way. Sonny's mad he didn't tell him. Jason says he was going to Danny's game and DANTE arrested him! There was no TIME! He keeps telling him about Danny seeing him taken away and something broke in him. HE can't live this life. He can't kill for Sonny anymore. He doesn't want Danny to follow in his footsteps. Sonny says "he already has". Tells him Danny wanted to join Sonny to take care of Cullum but he stopped him. Then-JASON SINGS SONNY'S PRAISES for all the wonderment over the years and both CRY BIG TEARS and this is the biggest break up in Soap-Love History I've seen in a LONG TIME. Cripes LOL Jason wants Sonny's "BLESSING" to leave

END: 

Brook says she can fix things with Simon 

Ric still stalks Liz at the park

Pintrest Trina board pops up and someone is editing her photos on the computer

Sonny and Jason have a sad goodbye. (hahahha...it's SO OVER the TOP!)