Welp. I watched.

 

Monday, Monday... and I'm hoping GH is good today. Sitting here with Tillie can be a long hour if it's not exciting!!!! 

TODAY'S SHOW: 

Chase is shirtless, running around the Q property and sees Willow moving in. She tells him about Michael breaking up with Jacinda and asking her back to the Qs so the family can be close. Chase thinks she's so selfless ahahahaha. Yuri moves more boxes in. Chase keeps yappin. Willow says they are both outsiders so they will have to watch each other's backs. Chase now helps her take boxes inside. She tells Yuri to go back to the house. Chase is going to help her. :EYEROLL: 

Tracey tells Brook Willow is in the gatehouse. Brook freaks out. Wants Michael there to yell at him and get her out. Tracey says no, it's done, she's moved in. Plus they can keep an eye on her there. Brook is afraid Willow will invent 1000 reasons for Chase to visit her. Tracey says to have faith in her marriage. Brook is scared. 

Lucas and Joe banter at the nurses' station about the softball game. You know, chem testing. Lucas got an apartment. Lucy is going to show Joe one this afternoon.

Joe calls and wants to meet Lucy at the apartment. He can e-sign the lease. Oh it's so going to be the same one Lucas has. You wait. 

Serena and Lucy at the pool. Lucy tells her that Michael is single. She wants a romance. Serena thinks they should try another tactic to get Michael's shares. She doesn't have a plan--yet. 

Joss meets Michael at the boathouse, wants help with the situation she's in because of her father. Michael says it's a set up but nothing he can do about it.  She's mad Willow moved in. He wants her to be nice and welcoming. She's like no way. He says he'll help her find someone to run JJE if she does. They agree to help each other. Then Hudson comes over and gives Michael (Joss' consultant) the list of people he has. Michael leaves. Joss wonders why he didn't put himself on that list. 

Carly invites Hudson over for coffee. Wants to know how he's going to get Joss to take the CEO job. He says there's a list of people to take over. Carly tells him to burn it. He's like Can't do that, you're not my boss. THEN LUCAS WALKS in-- from a TIME PORTAL ahahahahaha. OMG. That was hysterical. He was literally at the hospital 2 seconds ago. She tells Hudson where Joss is living and he leaves. Lucas gets the lowdown on the whole JJE/Jax thing from Carly.  Lucas tells her Joss will do the exact opposite that she wants so she should stop pushing. 

END: 

Yep, Lucas and Joe are going to sign for the same apartment. 

Nothing much else happened. 

The End.