|Don't look too deeply into my eyes|
You know, trying to do the whole "You only have a new face but we still don't know who you are" thing is great for 15 year olds but COME ON. ugh... Jake would have the same teeth, eyes and VOICE for godsakes. That's why I hate "New Face" recasts. Just recast without "Plastic Surgery" Storylines. They don't WORK!!!!! Spinelli being duped is just stupid. There I said it.
Now you wait, Jake's gonna fall for Liz... then remember who he is...then be torn between Liz and Sam... plus Carly will be in his face 24/7.
I DO NOT LIKE THIS!
Jake asks SAM if she'll talk to Julian about working for him. She says, why sure!! NO problem.
Please don't have Ava and Silas in a hospital room 1:1 for the next month. K? Thanks. She doesn't want Avery tested --NO WAY. And she doesn't want chemo.
Here's that scoop: Ava wants Silas to help Kiki raise Avery. So she says he should team up with Julian (for the Money aspect) and the 3 of them go up against Michael for custody.
Kiki also asks Julian if he'll help go for custody of Avery...how perfect.
Shawn: "You a cop"
You know she's gonna have to prove it!! SIGH...
And Carlos says to Julian "We gotta kill Duke"... SIGH...
Kiki had the nerve to say Sabrina wouldn't be a good nanny-- because she tried to "kill Ava and Avery" Michael is like OH, but you're ok with Sonny--who tried to murder your MOTHER!!! WOOT GO Michael!
WHERE THE HELL IS MONICA, this is getting so dumb. If LC is sick, someone say so. Other than that, get her BACK IN THERE.
Duke and Sonny...blah blah .."Territory" blah....and Now Shawn tells Sonny he thinks Jordan is a rat.
Meanwhile, STUPID Jordan and Anna are meeting ON THE DOCKS..(Instead of say, Sephora-- where no mobular man would look). Anna predicts this all could turn into the BIGGEST, BLOODIEST MOB WAR THIS TOWN HAS EVER SEEN.
HEY! SONNY SHAVED!!!!!!!