Sunday Surgery: Two Kids In a Coma (Sung by The Smiths)

 

Now TWO Of Laura's kids are in a coma! Think they'll meet in comaholoverse? 

THIS was a week to throw your calendars and time clocks out the damn window!! I think I cracked the code: All these stories are happening at the same time so depending on when we "tune in" it might be the same day, different place  even though it's 3 days shifted for us in real life. That's a mouthful!! Ergo, I will mention the timing of things a bit but I'm just going for it today. It would take too long to untangle whatever is happening. Remember it's still only about Feb. 16=17th in the minds of the PC residents. The wedding just happened. That cake isn't even stale !! 

Grab WHAT YOU GOT and OFF WE GO! 

The week surely had some memorable moments but getting there? OOFFF.. took forever. We detoured here, there and Kelly's. I'll give it to you in the condensed version!! Lucky YOU! 

THE OPENING OF THE TOMB OF THE WEEK:  I don't know why but I got Easter vibes when that shed was opened. LOL First of all, the faces Ava and Austin were making were killing me. Um, both seem to be seasoned criminals so, what was up with THAT? It's like: "HEY AUDIENCE WE ARE GUILTY"!! Dante finds Nikiolas' watch and we are wondering where he might be. We don't have to wait long because Mason has him on life support. He talks to his boss who I'm convinced is Olivia Jerome. It would tie Austin and Ava together and it just fits. 

IT'S A MATCH OF THE WEEK:  In the midst of all of the other things happening, TJ delivers the news to Liesl that she's the match for Willow.  The look of longing on Dr. O's face was superb. KG deserves an Emmy just for this sequence. Liesl was just happy and SO SAD because she couldn't save her own daughter. Nina's around her neck like an albatross too Squealing : You're saving MY daughter". Oh the pathos. By the way, Willow actually finding out was sort of a let down. Carly and Joss were there. She had gone up to bed and Michael took a call from Nina. The audience didn't even get to see that convo. It was very strange. 

DATE NIGHT OF THE WEEK:  In the WTF category, Dex makes Sonny Dinner!! I mean.. I GET the 'bonding before the take down" effect but this ended up being hilarious. Big Cerullo mention which I can only hope leads to a Lois cameo. Would that be just awesome?? I could see her with Brook and then Olivia. LOL. So fun. Anyway, despite wooing Sonny with chicken, Dex is shut out of the big meeting with Sonny and his Guy. Whoops. Does he know something? 

SPOOKAY OF THE WEEK:  Hand it to the digital crew!! This sequence was great. Unfortunately for me, I was really raging about the cuts in the sequencing. It should have lasted only one day. The backlighting should have been creepier and inserting other mundane scenes to interrupt (ie: Maxie/Chase) just took so much away from the whole concept. Did love that Felicia was really Anna on the slab. Loved that she was picking her face mask off the whole time she was talking to Eileen. I do sort of wish Spinelli was helping. It's up his alley. Anyway, fun and so soapy. 

SISTERS OF THE WEEK: So, this was 5 days of somewhat random things and this certainly fell under that category. While Alexis was busy with Gregory, The girls threw an anniversary party for TJ and Molly. It was cute and sweet. Had a bit of "Three's Company" type mix up when Krissy found a pregnancy test and thought it was Sam's and not Molly's. One good thing? Sante decided they had enough kids. (thank GOD). So, Molly isn't sure she's ready for a baby and is worried what TJ will think. They are both busy, yada yada. I don't think she will be pregnant btw. I'm guessing false alarm. Loved Krissy in these scenes. She always was a brat LOL 

SUSPICIOUS OF THE WEEK: While her girls were having a good time, Alexis figures out that Greg has been lying about his job at the PCU. She talks to Diane about it and frets. Meanwhile Gregory is at GH getting a "check up" for some mystery illness. He doesn't go through with it because he sees Chase. 

CASSADINES OF THE WEEK: Victor reminded me SO much of Stefan in this scene. Next up, he will be getting the kid a Faberge Egg. Laura looks on in horror as Uncle Vic talks about family and honor. Spencer is delusional thinking "I'll just raise this kid myself"!! He's going to live with Laura and Kevin btw, so Gram and Pops will do most of the heavy lifting. But wait a minute> Spencer is thinking of changing the name? Spencer is walking out of GH with someone else's kid? Like you can DO that? Why wasn't Esme yelling and screaming? Oh whoops. Here comes Diane to put a wrench in all of this. I think that baby won't be going with Spencer just yet. 

THE MOST UNBELIEVEABLE OF THE WEEK: Anna hologram? Nah.. Felicia mask? Nope. Spencer waltzing out with a newborn that's not even his? Negative. It's that CHASE could get an MRI the same day he just walked into GH because 'his shoulder hurt". AHAHAHA. Um, That's a GOOD ONE.  And yes, I have a photo of 1/2 nakked Dante and Chase for your viewing pleasure. 

WEEK IN A WUBSHELL: 

Elizabeth makes a deal with the DA's office. 

Willow finds a marrow match in Liesl

Nikolas has been moved from the shed and is on life support via Mason (Austin's cousin) 

Spencer wants to take baby Ace home and change his name

Anna and Felicia Scare-Force Eileen into turning on Victor 

Molly might be pregnant. 

Greg might be sick; Alexis finds out that he hasn't been working at PCU 

Dr O is angry with Liz, slaps her

Dex makes Sonny dinner but Sonny shuts him out of an important meeting 

Brook still likes Chase; Chase still likes Brook 

That's a wrap!! It's very streamlined because with all the filler, not a lot mattered. Some great things happened but I swear it was like taking bits of it all and putting them together in the most boring way ever. Last "week" actually could have taken 3 days and been so much tighter and suspenseful. BUT! I'm not a show-runner and I don't know everything, right? 

See you tomorrow! We got a lot of snow this weekend and it feels like WINTER: PART II here!