|Calgon, take me away!!
Here we are again!! Weeks just fly by, don't they? Seems like I get one blog done and it's time for another.
What's happening on GH. What's not happening on GH. One thing happens, another is dropped. Something else is recycled for the umteenth time. 'Round and 'round we go.
I'm on a diet so water. I hope you have something more tasty!
Laura wasn't on this week.
Well, not much of a surprise. Because since she had lunch with Kevin it's been like she's back in that attic! What the hell? We get to experience Jason in yet another motorcycle accident and fighting with Franco but Laura?
Paaaaashaw!! Who needs her! Helena's Will could have been awesome. It really could have. Having her spook-out Sam was awesome. But let me tell you something-- the longer it goes on and the further it gets away from Helena's death the less it's going to matter. It may already be at that point as a matter of fact. Way to take any momentum out of the whole thing. Yea, thanks.
So...let's talk about St. Jaysus since that's where the show seems to going. Jason all the time.
Jason getting mad with Franco over a picture that Franco drew of Nina.
Jason getting mad because Franco's talking to Liz.
Later, he's mad at Liz... Then he gets mad at Sonny. OOooo, Jason's angry!! Stand back!
Soon his mama will be coming back along with his memories. As he lay on the cold dark pavement yet again, Robin will appear to him. Will his memories make him love Sonny again Will they??! Prolly. There's no one that can't love Sonny.
PS. I don't think he should ever get his motorcycle license renewed. Nope.
Was I a priest?
Next up? Griffin. Oh Griffin with the pretty hair and face. He's got that scar. He's got those longing weird looks for Nathan. And? Oh, yes, he and Anna danced together! Awww....Oh! When Anna mentioned "the ladies" he spilled his coffee. Like "Ladies"!??? Me? Later, they have a "God" talk. My speculation: Griffin was a priest. Claudette went to confess to him or for counseling about using Nathan for a green card. They ended up in bed ...in love...and Nathan shot him (not seeing who he was) for his troubles. How's that!?
That's some scar you got there.
I mean, I'm not staring at you or anything, but that's BIG
Yeah, that too.
And when you have Griffin you don't have the Claudette story far behind. Maxie can't seem to use Google herself so Sam has to and finds out where she's living now. Just go there already and get this all over with. Thanks.
By the way, Maxie was all "OMG I didn't realize how planning your own wedding could be so hard, other people's are easy"!! HELLO...your non-wedding to Spinelli was pretty much a giant "planning" thing, right?
Alexis. Well, she decided to defend Carlos and what did she get for her trouble? A junkie at her feet that Julian ordered killed. She also got questioned about his death.
Then, in a moment of clarity she realizes JUST what Julian is. Or at the very least wasn't; and that's out of the mob.
LOVED the scene where she also realizes that he stole the witness information from her briefcase. NLG even got a little white in the scene when she turned around. Sweaty, but cold. Great acting. And Julian lied like a rug to her face. Just when you thought a guy could get out, hand stuff over to his ruthless sister, he's put square back in. The hell? He has a business, was doing fun on the Crimson stuff --but nah, we need another mobby in the house. Personally, Ava should become the Grande Dame of Mob Queens. She's perfect for it. Faith Roscoe 3x more. But...nope, drag Jules back in.
OH!! Alexis still slept with him....so----so much for women head writers. I get Alexis loves Julian but I also get that this was just a terrible choice for her. Terrible. Didn't appreciate it at all. NLG Acted the hell out of it but I still don't like it.
In case you haven't seen this the FIRST time months ago-- they decided to show it to us again! It's Anna yelling at Julian. About Duke? Well, kind of. This time, she thinks he killed the witness. Redux. Redux Redux. I guess Alexis is thrown into the mix so that's a bit different..but I've seen that face many times.
Speaking of FACES I'VE SEEN TOO MANY F'king times--THIS IS IT! UGHHHHHH
I need someone to make a reel of Sonny and his death threats. There has to be at least
90 of him doing it in jail. 122 on the phone 33,000 in person AND 782 of those involving bar ware.
Aw, but Aaron LOVES Sonny! Loves his coffee, loves his kitchen. Maybe the first kid in history not to know that Sonny is the mob. OR DOES HE? Hmmm.. Seems fishy to me. What do we know about young Aaron? Well, he likes to knit, He knows all of the flavors of Corinthos Coffee, is interested in kitchens and digs fusion cuisine.
Hayden got questioned by the Feds and Nikolas found some diamonds in her make up bag. These two didn't move a damn INCH. They are at a stand still. He has this evidence, she has the evidence he shot her. So.. welp. This was the story that was out of place this week. It's like that fly that keeps coming back and you try to flick away. *sigh*
Hammy Finn and Dead Guy patient. What was up with this?
Ze, I'm going to mess widzt you zo much dat you Quits!!
I guess Dr. O may have done something? She was in that guy's room in a flash! BTW-- Can they put Carly in Finn's orbit enough? GEESH! We GET it. It's a giant chem test! She needs to know about the Kidney--NOW! Oh, and Carly finally remembered she was a student nurse at one time!! They decide to get records and TELL DR O what they are up to. HUH? You think that's a good idea?!
Dante, Nathan, Rando Cop and Carlos go on a little ride in the prison van. Paul slipped Carlos a paperclip and pen on his way out. Because the PCPD is ..duh.. they don't search him. So, Carlos goes nutty in the van, stabs away and the van crashes. Straight into Jason on his motorcycle (insert laughter here). I can only imagine that when people see the accident and how it 'happened' they'll think Sonny did it. After all, he was just talking to Jason about getting to Carlos. Carlos will probably be on the run now. Dante and or Nate will hover in life/death at GH. Rinse. Repeat.
SCENE OF THE WEEK: Because I am a NiCo fan I loved this scene. Franco showed her the drawing, fessed up before Jason and Sam could tell her and it was a beautiful thing.
PROP/MAKE UP COMBO OF THE WEEK: A little jelly, chocolate syrup and a syringe. I will have you notice the SIZE of that needle: Regular--not Hammy-Finn Size.
NEWBY OF THE WEEK: "Amy"....the fast talking Nurse-Guard. By the way--her voice was so much like Maxie's it was eerie. (she doesn't have the rasp but it's there) She had to be hired now because I hear she's a good singer.
FACE OF THE WEEK: Um...wha? Why? Wha? WHO? Um.....
GOOD THINGS ON THE SHOW:
1. Way more hospital. Thank you.
2. Badger Bob outta storage. Triple Thanks
3. More Davis Girls...nice
4. Ned. (although get his ass back on, thanks)
5. ELQ back to Qs..now SHOW IT!
Summary: The title of the blog of course refers to Alexis. Sex, lies and no videotape. Am I to understand there's no security cam in the parking garage? Nothing in the halls of the Metro to see who comes and goes into said parking garage? Remember when Spinelli could pull up security footage from everywhere in town? :eyeroll:
Day to day, the acting/dialog were on point this week but the over all overview leaves me scratching my head. So many things that are redone. So many mob moments. Even Krissy's date night took place in her Daddy's office. Alexis sleeps with the man she knows probably betrayed her but! She loves him so that's ok.
And I'm not going to say much more as you all know my feelings. I did miss GH a bit this week and was fine with that. DVRs can be a lovely thing. I also think commercials have tripled since the 90's Geesh.
Have a GREAT MAMA's day to those who Celebrate!! xxoo