Sunday Surgery: No Shirt...No Shoes...

If you are going to yell at me for being a grumpy bored bitch, STOP RIGHT NOW!! The show is a daily hilarity in so many ways, and the dialog is making me giggle and yet...and yet..... 
wait, what was I talking about??
  I need espresso for this Sunday Surgery. And some beaners.  Men? Take your tops off because that's the way it rolled this week!
Thanks. 

You can't fault GH for not being fun--because it is.  Seriously, the dialog is so awesome it makes my life as a snarky blogger/tweeter very easy. But the STORIES--the STORIES!! Lord, help me. Those stories. 

Big Alice vs Rafe.  I'm saying it again-- these characters are on the sidelines. Yes, I love Alice but she was on like 3x this year for 3 days. She didn't even make it on for AJ's funeral!  Rafe? 
 

Wait..what? We're related?? Huh.

--Rafe. 
Rafe. You're a cute kid and if the drug addiction and rebellion storyline  had it played on screen,  I might GAF about what's going on now. BUT--it didn't Blanche, It Didn't (we'll get to the Golden Girls later).  Kiki is all upset "We were so close". Um, you are? You were? I totally forgot you were even LIVING at Silas' apt!! Hell, I forgot you were cousins (edit) !! I understand the structure of this story The operation sets up a conflict between Siam...and pairs her on Patrick's side and Nina on Silas'.  The Alice piece? Well, we've had about a million transplants over the years.   Is it because we needed someone to almost 'out' Tracy? I guess??  That whole thing is just..ugh
This brings us to..
Michael trying to find out the "secret" of Alice. She's trying to tell him something. She's near death and he...answers the phone. And...he leaves with Tracy. *sigh* LORDY :hittingheadondesk: ENOUGH. Ok? Enough.

Speaking of secrets... (sigh)

he ALMOST gets it out to Molly in the car before crashing....HE ALMOST gets it out to Patrick before seizing. Guess what? I don't care who gave him the orders. Just don't care. OVER it. I wish he would have told Molly...we hear it, and now she has memory loss. At least there's a trickle of hope she'd remember and our long suffering would be ovah. 

Next up... Levi. Given the fact he was so calm about the INS coming, I BET BOOTS he hired the guy to do this. He wants to marry Maxie. Get his hands on the Aztec treasure.  Could we speed this up to the part where she finds out and he goes away? PLEASE???? 

What was the Patrick talking to Patrick stuff? Cause..er..  Oh nevermind. 

Lulu was the rover this week...going to see both Maxie and Lucas. I liked that. The Lucas/Brad/Felix triangle feels like total summer filler, doesn't it? They had the Golden Girls banter-marathon...they were in the shower, one kisses another-- shirts are off.  Yada, yada. And Lucas is acting like he's NOT a man-whore? Um, dude--you came to town, slept with Brad in record time. And, BTW...you also have no job. Aren't you a doctor? 
PS.  So many men were shirtless this week it was like watching a Chippendale rehearsal. Not that I'm complaining....

Todd can't even keep his eyes open

I tell you what, there's no one more boring than Franco and Carly. And I LOVE these two actors. Seriously though, they do NOTHING. I hope now that he's an "art therapist' they will show him with some psychotic patients. And PS. GET JOSSLYN back on. 

Delia is hauled back to NYC.  Gee, thanks for taking away my FUN. Finally Sonny was interesting again and BAM! Bye bye!! I also wonder if Ava will be in Sonny's house for the remainder of her pregnancy. I guess it makes for easy taping.  Speaking of Ava-- Um...when are you going to put Nina in her radar? Because to me, THAT's where the juicy stuff lies. Not this Sam dance.  Two crazies together? Yum.

Poor Finola is stuck in holy hello with this DRUG story. I think (hope) next week she talks to Patrick about his marriage. Cause....having her sit on a park bench? Waste. 

Things I liked:  
Rafe waking up. There's something weird about it though, especially in the previews. Maybe Nina's more nuts than we think. 
Dialog banter with the boys. Pretty fun. I learned that the Golden Girls is gay foreplay! 
Everything Delia/Roxy (cause the name mispronunciation was totally Roxy)
Handcuffing was pretty cute because KS made it work.  She makes  me like Nathan. 

Of course, DR.  O showing up in her dinner dress and plant-a-bun was a highlight for me. "YOU VILL Operate on Ze Patient"!!! Too bad it was only for a few minutes. 

Hotness...these two sizzled. Of course we may not see them again for ages but it was good while it lasted. Night jogging seems to be a thing for them. More please. Oh, in case you missed it..GIANT GIANT anvil that TJ is really Shawn's son.

SCENE OF THE WEEK:  Alexis losing it about Molly. It was so real feeling and heartfelt. I LOVE NLG!! She did such a wonderful job!!

PROP OF THE WEEK: YEP. the Golden Girls DVD.  

 FACE OF THE WEEK: Classic Tracy.

RUNNER UP: You knew I was going to do it. :Giggle: 


This is my last time typing on my ol' standby Dell computer. He's lime green, and has VISTA on him. LOL. Yep. He's that old. I finally got a new HP laptop.  I will someday get an iPad but it's not the work horse I need to just type like a maniac with 3 windows open. I will miss this guy though. He's blue screened about 900 times. Even the PC fixers were like: UM..get rid of it! LOL that was a year ago. Just keeps picking up again.  

Hope you have a good week. It's like MID-July already! What the!!! WHOA!!