Oh GH is a love-hate show for real!! People on Twitter either love (5%) or hate (95%) right now. I had a good week. Why? It was just too fun for me to sit back and snark with the best of them. I liked the whole Pool-Social Experiment, Old Fashioned Soapy sex-mess and celebrated the end of that long-ass'd trial. Unfortunately this show has such a huge cast, the stories are just getting rotated at a strange, slow rate that's making everything difficult to keep up with.
LET's GIVE IT A GO! I'll be having whatever Britt had at the pool!
Hi, I'm Josh. I play a character on GH named Cody. Sure I look like Brando and that new guy Dex and.. well.. anyway, I knew Dante in the past. Bros forever. Don't worry, Drew will also be around as the 'new guy' but he's more of a Daddy-Sweater type. I wear a parachute and ride horses. Yee-Haw !
Hey, it's been months but let's get our bullets on. You never know when you'll need to shoot someone in the face whist in Port Charles!
Seriously, Like WHO are you?
Come on Maxie, you know me...
No, like I really don't.
I'm um... you know, that guy.. that guy that is a Quartermaine...and.. I delivered your baby! That's it.. I delivered your baby.
The big one. In the woods.
Nah...still don't know you.
Did his face totally change during this trial?
Me? My face change ?
You're right Willow, it did..
And it's the most exciting thing that's happened so far!
SQUEE!! I got a boyfriend! I got a boyfriend!!
And he's not SPENCER!!
ALREADY HATE HIM and stop dancing!!
Wait a minute! Did I just have some kind of 1980s soft-porn dream?
I think I was in it too...but I wasn't even BORN then...
Oh Hell no... I think I snapped my belt when I took it off
I think I stripped down to my gram-pants and push up bra!
Should we answer that door?
I'm thinking we need to get our passports ready and get out of town...
Hmmm, should I tell her or shouldn't I tell her? How many baby secrets will this be if I don't tell her? 3 ? 33?? Who's counting. I'm not telling her. But the results I didn't rip up and that are still in my purse might..
Look at her... Beautiful..flirty and.. I have to tell her how I feel. Wait..is that a squirrel? Must investigate....
Forget the bill... just lose my number, ok?
Don't we run a hospital??
WEEK IN A WUBSHELL:
Nina lost the hearing; No Wiley for you
Michael was Temp-Recast. Liked it.
Willow hates Nina
Carly knows Nina is Willow's Bio-Mama but she's not telling
Victor is home
Esme and Nikolas make ze Wub; Esme ends up out in her undies
Ava and Spencer end up apologizing to their respective partners and want to make-up
Everyone is at the shooting range
Singles Party at the Pool brings a new guy in by parachute
Britt gets loaded, falls in the pool, man falls on her
Sonny stops a sad sad Nina from flying to Milan
Austin got a new white linen suit
Cody (new guy) and Dante were summer camp and neighbor buddies
Sam suggests Cody be stable-boy at the Q house
Chet goes to Chicago. It seems he and Terry can't figure out how to use facetime to stay together
Phyllis has sage advice for Sonny. *sigh*
Michael vows to break his Bad-Dad's Coffee Company
Cam is double-shifting between Kelly's and the Metro to help pay bills while his mama is out
NEWS AND NOTES: Who else was surprised by TempMichael? I sure fell off my chair. They tell us Brando is having a temp and so is Michael? This temp thing is OUTTA CONTROL. I think I remember like 3 temps in my entire soap watching career ... GH has had about 10 in the past 2 years!
SPOILERS FOR NEXT WEEK: Finn visits Elizabeth against her wishes, Leo gets a new horse, Mac and Felicia get a dose of Ryan and TJ needs a pep-talk. I also think the full Marshall story might come out next week!!
OK, so this week was one of my snarky weeks but I just didn't think it was worthy of a usual write-up!! I missed seeing: Lucy/Martin...Dr. O.. and really thought the whole Wiley-Experience was vastly overdone. Lord in the morning but that kid...:eyeroll:
I'm not mad Wiley is about ready to go to Middle School.. LOL. He's up there with Eden during the picnic in the park scene. I like he can talk and the kid seems to be a natural. Maybe he'll get sick of everyone and go live with Avery and Donna.
By the way, although cringe worthy because of lack of chem, I DO like the Esme and Nik "affair". SO SOAPY and such a throwback to my 70s-80s watching days. Sure he's old enough to be her dad..but meh, that's the point! Will there be a fake baby in the oven? Hmmm..we will have to wait and see! One caveat: The sure don't "sizzle".. meaning the chem.. meh. Not really there. Which is a bummer.
Have a great Sunday! It's Canal Days here-- it kicks off our summer and they haven't been around due to COVID so everyone is excited. Next week is a busy one again. I hope I make it to see you live for GH!