Sunday, June 5, 2022

Sunday Surgery: H is for Help Me

 


EVERYONE on Twitter had a guess to what the H Stands for!!
(It's Hermes...but you can make up whatever you want!) 

Oh GH is a love-hate show for real!! People on Twitter either love (5%) or hate (95%) right now. I had a good week. Why? It was just too fun for me to sit back and snark with the best of them. I liked the whole Pool-Social Experiment, Old Fashioned Soapy sex-mess  and celebrated the end of that long-ass'd trial. Unfortunately this show has such a huge cast, the stories are just getting rotated at a strange, slow rate that's making everything difficult to keep up with. 

LET's GIVE IT A GO! I'll be having whatever Britt had at the pool! 



Hi, I'm Josh. I play a character on GH named Cody. Sure I look like Brando and that new guy Dex and.. well.. anyway, I knew Dante in the past. Bros forever. Don't worry,  Drew will also be around as the 'new guy' but he's more of a Daddy-Sweater type. I wear a parachute and ride horses. Yee-Haw ! 


Hey, it's been months but let's get our bullets on. You never know when you'll need to shoot someone in the face whist in Port Charles! 


Seriously, Like WHO are you? 

Come on Maxie, you know me...

No, like I really don't. 

I'm um... you know, that guy.. that guy that is a Quartermaine...and.. I delivered your baby! That's it.. I delivered your baby. 

Which one? 

The big one. In the woods.

Nah...still don't know you. 


Did his face totally change during this trial? 

Me? My face change ? 

You're right Willow, it did.. 

And it's the most exciting thing that's happened so far! 



SQUEE!! I got a boyfriend! I got a boyfriend!! 

And he's not SPENCER!! 


ALREADY HATE HIM and stop dancing!! 



Wait a minute! Did I just have some kind of 1980s soft-porn dream? 

I think I was in it too...but I wasn't even BORN then... 

Oh Hell no... I think I snapped my belt when I took it off

I think I stripped down to my gram-pants and  push up bra! 

Should we answer that door? 

I'm thinking we need to get our passports ready and get out of town... 


Hmmm, should I tell her or shouldn't I tell her? How many baby secrets will this be if I don't tell her?  3 ? 33?? Who's counting. I'm not telling her. But the results I didn't rip up and that are still in my purse might.. 


Look at her... Beautiful..flirty and.. I have to  tell her how I feel. Wait..is that a squirrel? Must investigate....


Yes, I'm back but I'm not talking about Luke's murder or The Ice Princess or anything of that nonsense ...I want to know how YOU are dear Ava. How ARE you? Let's sit and talk about nothing for awhile, shall we? 


Sorry we lost, kid but that's the way the cookie crumbles...

WILEY!! BUT WILEY! BUT...BUT...WILEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 

Just pay my bill. I don't want to ever hear that kid's name again

BUT WILEYYYYYYYYY

Forget the bill... just lose my number, ok? 

WILLLLEEYYYY!!! 


OMG Terry..so fun and FREE Drinks!! 

Um, Britt..we're both here...

So?? 

Don't we run a hospital?? 

PFFFFFFFFFFFTttttttttt... worry wart. MORE FOR EVERYONE!! 



WEEK IN A WUBSHELL: 

Nina lost the hearing; No Wiley for you

Michael was Temp-Recast. Liked it. 

Willow hates Nina

Carly knows Nina is Willow's Bio-Mama but she's not telling

Victor is home

Esme and Nikolas make ze Wub; Esme ends up out in her undies 

Ava and Spencer end up apologizing to their respective partners and want to make-up 

Everyone is at the shooting range 

Singles Party at the Pool brings a new guy in by parachute 

Britt gets loaded, falls in the pool, man falls on her

Sonny stops a sad sad Nina from flying to Milan 

Austin got a new white linen suit 

Cody (new guy) and Dante were summer camp and neighbor buddies

Sam suggests Cody be stable-boy at the Q house 

Chet goes to Chicago. It seems he and Terry can't figure out how to use facetime to stay together

Phyllis has sage advice for Sonny. *sigh* 

Michael vows to break his Bad-Dad's Coffee Company 

Cam is double-shifting between Kelly's and the Metro to help pay bills while his mama is out


NEWS AND NOTES: Who else was surprised by TempMichael? I sure fell off my chair. They tell us Brando is having a temp and so is Michael? This temp thing is OUTTA CONTROL. I think I remember like 3 temps in my entire soap watching career ... GH has had about 10 in the past 2 years!  


SPOILERS FOR NEXT WEEK:  Finn visits Elizabeth against her wishes, Leo gets a new horse, Mac and Felicia get a dose of Ryan and TJ needs a pep-talk. I also think the full Marshall story might come out next week!! 



OK, so this week was one of my snarky weeks but I just didn't think it was worthy of a usual write-up!! I missed seeing: Lucy/Martin...Dr. O.. and really thought the whole Wiley-Experience was vastly overdone. Lord in the morning but that kid...:eyeroll: 

I'm not mad Wiley is about ready to go to Middle School.. LOL. He's up there with Eden during the picnic in the park scene. I like he can talk and the kid seems to be a natural. Maybe he'll get sick of everyone and go live with Avery and Donna. 

By the way, although cringe worthy because of lack of chem, I DO like the Esme and Nik "affair". SO SOAPY and such a throwback to my 70s-80s watching days. Sure he's old enough to be her dad..but meh, that's the point! Will there be a fake baby in the oven? Hmmm..we will have to wait and see! One caveat: The sure don't "sizzle".. meaning the chem.. meh. Not really there. Which is a bummer. 

Have a great Sunday! It's Canal Days here-- it kicks off our summer and they haven't been around due to COVID so everyone is excited. Next week is a busy one again. I hope I make it to see you live for GH! 


35 comments:

  1. I'm going with H for Helena let her curse Esme for messing with Spencer and Nikolas.

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    1. Yeah!!! H for Helena makes sense!!! :) I mean I don't think we have a Hermes Cassadine in the family tree.

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  3. Thanks Karen. I like the funny SS better.

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  4. i agree H is for Helena. esme and nik were gross.

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  5. They ruined Lucky years ago and now they've ruined Nic.

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    1. Although Nicholas did sleep with Liz all those years ago. At least that was hot though

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    2. lindie, I remember one of the scenes from the Nik/Liz affair. They were smoking hot together.

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  6. Thanks so much Karen. That was hilarious. "Is that a squirrel?" HAHAHA Excellent description. As was your description on the mysterious Man in White. hahaha

    I admit to being naughty and thinking H was for horndog and his h*.

    I'm guessing Leo will run into Cody at the stables... hehe Wonder if Olivia will outshine Sam in her "I see a hot guy" reaction."

    The Marshall story will finally all come out this week. Thank heavens. The only question is how lame will it be. It also looks like Dante and Brando will be following up on suspicions about Dex. That might be interesting.

    I also got some info on Britt but don't know if I should post it here.

    Once again....Thanks for the great SS.

    Loved Daddy Marcus. lol

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    1. Taggs would EAT Spencer for breakfast lol

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    2. He most definitely would. lol

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  7. Fantastic SS! Thank you. The captions are hilarious.
    Why on earth do they keep adding cast members. Why the hell don't they use the talent they already have. It is surprising that some of these actors don't go off and find real jobs. Just looking at Austin's stupid grin is annoying. What a waste.
    If another fake baby plot is coming...I just don't know.
    Hate the gun range social. Like the pool fun.

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    1. Gun Range was sooooooooooo 'NOT READING THE ROOM' OY VEY. I mean ugh. I have been going crazy about the Austin character for months now. WHY.IS.HE.THERE!! He's a QUARTERMAINE DAMN IT! it's just so ... useless

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    2. I second your OY VEY! About the whole show.
      Taggart would/could eat Spencer for breakfast. And Ava could eat Esme and a few more. Before she got the 'dumb' virus.

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    3. Bunch of the characters got the "dumb" virus. Just ridiculous. Isn't Ava the one who killed Connie? She was ruthless.

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    4. I ALWAYS love VAnna, but the gun range thing is inappropriate right now. I think that is what you were trying to say right KD?

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  8. I read lots of Marcus' answers on Twitter (over 1000 so I didn't have time to read all) I read 8 that enjoyed Esme and Nik and the rest were NOT NOT happy at all......I've never seen an actor post 'did you like it' and 'when we got the script we wondered'....
    I am pondering and speculating that they did not like it either.....and he wanted confirmation---it's not the age difference - NO chemistry with those two actors----
    weekly questions:
    ----HOW does Stella know Phyllis
    ----Jordan nor Curtis realize NO divorce papers have come????????
    -----completely dropped Laura's assistant working for Victor? Is that done since Jennifer Smith was arrested? He doesn't need her anymore?
    ------did I miss the memorial service for Jason that was discussed in April?
    ------Drew is just a different character now --- CM is good but just a 'do gooder'
    -------just a weird week for me......

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    1. I was STUNNED he asked about it on TWITTER!! I forgot to talk about that. it was really really weird. MEMORIAL SERVICE!! OMG you're right. Also... I did answer MC and all I said was it was 'soapy'. :)

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    2. Meh I don't have a problem with Marcus asking questions. I like it. It's different. It's fun. I don't take soap operas THAT seriously that it's going to make me angry with actors asking questions.

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  9. Weird question: Anyone on here like Kashi granola bars? I especially like Chocolate Almond Sea Salt. I can't find them anywhere. Anyone heard anything? I know they don't make my stepfather's chocolate graham crackers anymore. Thanks. I know this is not GH related.

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    1. I DO! Did you try Amazon? I like more of the ones without chocolate so I haven't looked for this. I found the Atkins white yogurt/cranberry ones but only on Amazon (they were cheaper too). Where are you located? I can look around here for you. I'm finding a lot of cracker type things out of stock here and there. My stoned ground wheat ones were out of stock for a long time.

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    2. Amazon says they have them and charge a fortune. I am in New Hampshire. Thanks

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    3. Try doing a google search for Kashi Chocolate Almond Sea Salt granola bars followed by the name of your city and state. iT should tell you which stores carry them.

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    5. Walmart: walmart.com/ip/Kashi-Chewy-Granola-Bars-Fiber-Bars-Chocolate-Almond-Sea-Salt-6-Ct-7-4-Oz-Box/33571817

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    6. Thanks everyone. I will try

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  10. Sorry, Esme and Nik weren't soapy at all. Soapy is if they'd slept together out of love or lust. But she "seduced" him on orders from her "daddy" which means Ryan pimped her out and Nik slept with her due to a plot point, since he'd JUST told Ava he was "playing Esme" which meant he was on to her.

    Marcus's tweets were stupid. Why ask--just go read the tag and you'll see everyone thought you were gross dude. 🙄

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    1. I don't remember Nik admitting that he was playing Esme. Guess it's moot now anyway. And gross.

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    2. He definitely did tell her that. Lots of comments on Twitter about him saying that and Spencer telling Cam the same thing and why aren't they working together.

      It just makes it worse

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  11. "I liked the whole Pool-Social Experiment"

    I love the scene with Britch and that waitress! She became afraid of Britch! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    "SQUEE!! I got a boyfriend! I got a boyfriend!! And he's not SPENCER!!"

    ROFL!

    "Wait a minute! Did I just have some kind of 1980s soft-porn dream?"

    ROFL! YES! :)

    "Oh Hell no... I think I snapped my belt when I took it off"

    ROFL! Yeah I think he broke his belt! Hahahahaha!

    "I think I stripped down to my gram-pants and push up bra! "

    ROFLMAOPMP!

    "Michael was Temp-Recast. Liked it."

    Me too! SQUEEEE! :D

    "Austin got a new white linen suit"

    And a haircut!!! :)

    "Chet goes to Chicago. It seems he and Terry can't figure out how to use facetime to stay together"

    ROFL! Yeah figure it out you two geez!

    "Who else was surprised by TempMichael?"

    I was!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm like huh?!!!? I was so confused! I wonder why we weren't warned ahead of time.

    They tell us Brando is having a temp and so is Michael? This temp thing is OUTTA CONTROL. I think I remember like 3 temps in my entire soap watching career ... GH has had about 10 in the past 2 years!

    It's because of stupid Covid!!! It messes everything up!

    "By the way, although cringe worthy because of lack of chem, I DO like the Esme and Nik "affair". SO SOAPY and such a throwback to my 70s-80s watching days."

    Yes very soapy. And I don't care if they don't have much chemistry, it's not a love story. It's just lust.. I have been waiting for it. We knew it was going to happen.

    "Sure he's old enough to be her dad..but meh, that's the point!"

    Yeah!!!

    "Will there be a fake baby in the oven? Hmmm..we will have to wait and see!"

    I hope it's not a fake baby and that it's a REAL one! :)

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    1. To me the whole Nik/Esme hookup while gross, it totally a Cassadine thing to do. Isn't betraying family members one of the Cassadine's mottos?

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    2. "Gary says, To me the whole Nik/Esme hookup while gross, it totally a Cassadine thing to do. Isn't betraying family members one of the Cassadine's mottos?"

      YES! For example, Nik sleeping with Liz while she was engaged to Lucky! Helena's husband cheated a lot! Stefan was engaged to Katherine Bell and then everyone thought she was dead, but Helena helped her live. Helena convinced her Nik would be a good way to get back at Stefan, so Katherine was with Nik.

      To refresh everyone about Katherine Bell.

      https://www.soapcentral.com/general-hospital/whoswho/katherine.php

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  12. "Chet goes to Chicago. It seems he and Terry can't figure out how to use facetime to stay together"

    They should zoom each other. Zoom sex! I wonder how many people have had zoom sex during the pandemic. 😘

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    1. "Gary says, They should zoom each other. Zoom sex! I wonder how many people have had zoom sex during the pandemic. 😘"

      Hahahahahaha. Great question. :)

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Spencer Pulls a Fast One

 Well, I went to the lake and had a lobster roll for lunch :) yippee! Wasn't sure I'd be here but I made it!  Happy Friday everyone!...