It's HALLOWEEN...

SOME OF MY FAVES... from the Years and Years! 

OFFICIAL: Jason Thompson Leaving GH

Bye, Bye Paddy...

His statement is HERE: On INSTAGRAM 

Daytime Confidential broke this weeks ago, so kudos. You know you can trust them. 

HALLOWEENIE

So you see, I'm a LADY COP

Yesterday's GH was pretty soapy and Spin remembered Maxie's birthday. Dante tells Sonny about sleeping with Val. (I still hate Val, btw).
Jake Jr. Mouth LOL :) 
OH MAXIE spillin' the coffee!! WHOOPS
Come on Jake, you act like you can't wait on the wedding thing. 
Ava and PAUL! :) He kinda accosted her. 

TODAY'S SHOW:

Paul goes to meet Anna in a mask. She says he's better with it on!  He says: "Sloane was right, you did kill Carlos Rivera" He leaves after telling her the rest that he's helping her by switching the bodies.  Then, Anna 'sees' Carlos on the docks and draws her gun. 

They had a TON of extras at The Floating Rib and at the HS! Geesh!!  The whole budget is blown just today. 

Darby is there with Morgan. Molly and TJ walk in. Lulu almost sees the computer footage and Dilly shuts it! damn! Later, Andy says he has to edit that part out. Dillon puts the thumb drive in the drawer so he can do it 'after the party'. 
HauntedStar:  Everyone is all over. Val and Dante talk with the DOOR OPEN-- idiots. Val is going to the Police Academy.  They hug. Dillon sees it.  Val adjusts her clothes, he thinks the worst. 
SO he's going to SHOW the clip on purpose!! he's acting like it's an accident but it's on purpose. 

Tracy is out@@!! She's at the party! :thud:

Sam and Carly out drinking and eating ribs together!! Hell Froze.  Michael wants to do Karaoke. HE and Carly sing off camera! OFF CAMERA??? oy! Then, Jake and Sam go to sing and..they do it OFF CAMERA. Oh geesh they should have shown them singing. Even if it was bad. 

Oh for the love of GOD...Spinelli has to leave because Ellie 'injured herself" and he LEAVES THE COMPUTER running????? And tries to call Sam about it? UGH  Ellie broke her ankle and Spin finds Carly and tells her to deliver the computer to SAM and it's JASON'S FACE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Audrey wrote a letter to Liz from Vienna. She broke her foot and 'can't make it'. So we saw Audrey write the letter "in Vienna" (off camera).  UGH..that wasn't great. I mean, Rachel looks awesome. Why isn't she on for the wedding? WEIRD. She send Liz her cameo. Liz cries.  Talks to Patrick..what's wrong? She cries. 

She's gonna be cyin' that's for damn sure. 

Brandon Barash Back!

Johnny Z is back on GH in December !! That's right. Geesh, with so many people back all I can think of is "Who's dying"?? 

BUSY DAY!! Blog Away!

Could be a GH Story! 

I have the eye doc AND dentist today after a 1/2 day of work..so..sorry! Tomorrow is the "big day" anyway (and maybe not even until Monday?) Hope I don't miss much. 

Have a great Thursday. IT's windy as all hello here. BAD!! 

Tristan Rogers Back To GH

Tristan Rogers is back to GH in December! Yep...SOD announces the news.  So, this means... the Scorpios are getting huge! No wonder Anna got her house.  Not sure for how long though. No word on that part yet. 

Mr and Mrs Jake Doe

Haunted Star...god that set is SO BORING AND never is it hopping. lol That bedroom? Welp. Whatever. Val and Dilly argue about NOT telling Lulu the truth. He wants to she's like "no way".  

RIC is back from wherever he was for forever.  He says it's going to be a tough fight. Sonny is all "YOU THINK I can't FIGHT"??!!  

Ava and Scotty talking about custody. He says it's going to be a tough fight. Scott says she's up against a 2 parent household. 

Kiki texts Morgan she's "Sorry". Layin on the couch -- drinking. Morgan comes over and she offers him snacks. She looks at his phone. Darby texted him. She texts back "Can't having Sex with Kiki" . Morgan finds it. Then leaves. Ava comes over and asks Kiki to testify she's a good mother. Yeah, RIGHT. Nope. 

Liz and Jake: She gets them a sign that says "Mr and Mrs Jake Doe" for the front of their house. I'm serious. Then, they try to fill out their marriage certificate. Can't do it. Not even close--but Liz says: OH WELL..whatever. No matter. 
Um, yeahh that IS a matter. 

Darby is not a decent actress. Sorry.

GH Ratings are abysmal. WOW. 

Kim McCollough Back to GH

No shocker here..SOD reports she's back for a 'stint'  so, who knows how long. Will she usher Patrick out?  She's already filmed one episode. 

Kimberly McCullough is heading back to GH for another stint as Robin Scorpio. "Kimberly is part of our GH family and everyone is happy to welcome her home," Executive Producer Frank Valentinisaid in a statement. "There is some really cool stuff planned for Robin. It’s a race against time and a trio is formed in a desperate attempt to help save a life that hangs in the balance, but that’s all you’re going to get out of me.

Anna Has a House

Anna has a house. I was like WTF is that!? LOL Alexis has one, now Anna does.  Emma is trying on costumes. Paul comes over. I'm sick of this Carlos stuff. I really am.  Paul asks Anna if he can take a pic of she and Emma. (weird)

Olivia let Leo go see Alexis and Jules. Juilan invites Lucas and Sam over to see him. Sam shows Alexis her ring.
Boy, those couches are REALLY WHITE to have a baby around!  Julian says he and Olivia agreed to share custody of Leo. 

Olivia asks Lante to be Leo's godparents. Dante's Catholic Guilt is eating at him. Later they go to the Haunted Star where Maxie and Dillon are. 




YES that's MONICA.  "Danny played hide and go seek with your support hose" Says Mon. AHAHAHAA
Sabrina says No to Michael but she will live in the Q mansion to "Get to KNOW HIM BETTER".. WELP. Little late for that! 

RUMOR has it Paul Hornsby is Hayden's dad. She's Susan, he and Jenny's daughter.  And that's who she's calling about "being in" to ELQ. 

Today's GH in quotes

Diane... "Patrick is boring" 

Liz: "Jake Jr? Just confused"... 

Jake: "Gotta call Sam..."

Sam: "Gotta see Jake"...

Kelly OBGYN: "You only gots one embryo and... it's a LONG SHOT, Lante. Like Bad ODDS".... 

Lulu: "I'm going to do it"

Dante: "I don't think we should, it could go bad" 

Carly: "Hell no, Michael's not marrying Sabrina...they aren't in love, they are just consoling each other" 

Jake: "Liz asked me to let it go..but I can't..I can't LET IT GOOOOOOO" 

Michael:  "Will you marry me"? 

Sabrina: "I can't marry you"... HUH? 

Jordan: "You're free Spinelli, but don't F-Up again".... 

Sunday---No Saturday Surgery: Falling For You

So, here's the deal. I'm taking the weekend off, so...the blog is being written on a Friday night to be published  Saturday. Even Surgeons change their schedules now and again! 

It's another short one. I'm giving the highs, lows and woes that I've seen. Spinelli's back. Kevin was on. Sonny fell down. Jake smacked Cam. Alexis got a new house. All in all, not too bad of a week. 

Not sure what to have today but a nice Bloody Mary always fits the bill. 

And the Children Shall Lead?

I'm just saying.

Be afraid....very afraid. 

Face of Doom

I kill you..

Grandma is here. 
Robo-Jake...Zombie kid is just--CREEPY! I hope he's really Helena's android bot lol and not even a real kid. 
So, Cam scares Jake with a mask, and Jake hauls off and throws him across the room just about. We didn't see it-- he just heard it. LMAO .. Laura comes running down. Cam says Jake didn't mean it. He's covering for the kid. Laura knows something is up.

Anna gets caught by Jordan in the morgue. Carlos' body is gone, cremated... Sabrina went to pick up his ashes. She sees Anna and then Anna pops pills.  I do NOT like that. She convinces the morgue guy (looks like the Goldberg Dad) to give her the autopsy report. She looks at it and says "Well, this isn't right"...

Meanwhile, Sabrina asks Paul about his body, his parents want it.  She's mad that he had it. cremated. Later, Jordan lays into him. He's like TOUGH. That's the way it is. 

Spinelli gives Sonny Bocci Balls because he can "play it sitting down"!!! HAAHAHAHAHA.

Sam's looking at Jake's Xrays of his skull to see if they can see HIS FACE. Ummm OK. Patrick gives her like a 9 carat ring lol. Spinelli says they are going to reconstruct "Jake's face" using a program he has invented. You know,  "St. Jaysus, the Face of Doom Game". OMG, he gets arrested for hacking the GH mainframe! 

Liz' baby shower: EPIPHANY! FElix!! Cheetoes! Dr. O!! Patrick comes in and Liz asks him to "stand for her" at the wedding. Later, Jake as Carly to Stand for HIM. Awww, get it, reverse Gender. 

Sabrina talks to Felix later when the shower is over. Sabrina is sad...Felix wants to know why. "Are you carrying Michael's baby or someone elses"??? Like Carlos... He guessed.  Michael drags Sabrina to Sonny's room and tells CarSon she's pregnant.  


End of show: Liz goes home. Laura tells her something is up withLittle Jake. Jake is talking to Little Jake and he says "You're my Daddy I know it" (Flashback to him overhearing Laura and Liz talking). 

MONDAY: Diane is on 

New Doc in Town

From Soap Opera Digest: 

Paging Doctor Maddox...

On November 6, Anthony Montgomery will make his GH debut as Dr. Andre Maddox, a psychiatrist who takes over Anna's case from Kevin.

Well, he certainly LOOKS nice!! I guess we should be grateful that Jon Lindstrom came back for a bit. It was great to see Kevin.  

Shortie Today

Short today... I have to leave at 2:30 to take my neighbor to the doc's office. So, sorry.. can only watch until 2:30. 

Where's RIC been? Didn't he go out and try to get Ava's custody revoked for Sonny like 2 weeks ago? 

Spin found Jake's DNA File. It's DELETED. Shocker. Wow, it's not there. Imagine that. 

Sonny tried to walk and fell down. :giggle: sorry. I giggled. Patrick finally got him back in the chair. 

Laura's on the  show with Lulu and Rocco. 


Liz is freaking out again.  Nik is all "Jake's gonna find out who he is" ...then Patrick overhears some of the convo... She's all freaking out. 


BY THE WAY, Kris Alderson tweeted this today:  She's going back to Philly and I guess she and Chad are done-zo. 

Kristen Alderson ‏@krisalderson  8m8 minutes ago

Goodbye LA & to a beautiful chapter in my life. I'll always love you @duelly87 thank you for being my best friend.

Movie Money and Martinis

Sonny's mad at Patrick. "TELL THE DOC HE'S WRONG, MICHAEL"..like Michael knows crap about medicine. LOL Sonny's "gonna find another doctor". Okay then, good luck with that. Great Speech that Patrick gives Sonny about him being a mobster and basically a coward. He decides to go to rehab.  BUT NOPE.. he wheels away and finds Morgan to "spring him from this joint" ..but Carly stops him. He's mad. MAD MAD MAD. 

Kiki is such a brat. Love Nina ..love her ordering new stuff.  Todd is giving her advice HE"S SO TODD today!!! Kiki is trying to be nice. Nate calls to go over and ask Nina for money. Nina thinks it's just a social call for housewarming. She makes snacks and martinis!! She's so happy. BUT...wah wah. Nate asks for money and she realizes that they came for that, not really to visit. Nina is ready to go...she can't wait to help with the movie. 
Nate accuses Franco of living off of Nina's money. This makes Franco all broody and he leaves to take a walk. (not sleeping with Nina yet). 

So, Darby comes on, everyone goes to a party and it was JUST to get Kiki jelly? Or have her drink more? WHY didn't we see the party? Because it may have been something different and interesting? UGHHHHHH


IN THE opening of the show, Alexis tells Julian about the DNA tests. He wants the baby. She says they can't just 'go take it'.
Great! Another custody case! Leo and Avery can sit together in Court Day care.

Julian goes to see Olivia right away, even tho Alexis said to wait. :( Morgan is strangely there, tries to protect Olivia from Julian. Julian demands 'his son". 

Kevin Collins!

I'm back at 2:27...glad to see Kevin Collins. Anna tells him she sees Carlos.  She doesn't tell him she killed him though.
Best part of the show. She was brilliant. He did give her some Valium to 'take the edge off'. 

Sonny wants out. Patrick says NO. Sonny can't run so..ahhahaaa.

Lulu and Dilly: Argue, blabber...boo..Lulu throws him off the boat for the movie because she hates him now. Maxie decides they should start a GoFund me page for him AND throw a 'benefit" on Halloween to raise money. Lulu finally agrees. The most important thing to take away from this? They are going to show "part of the movie they've already shot" to the audience. Remember what Val and Dillon did? On tape? and that idiot assistant has it?
You know it's going to be shown! 

Olivia and Dante...He tells her about the embryo...she's crying about Ned/Julian. 

Alexis gets the DNA results from Brad--Brad asks her advice. HE committed a felony. BUT! He doesn't say what because Julian interrupts him. OF COURSE HE DOES. 
here's hoping Brad and Lucas are on more than 2x year to make us care again about them. 

Julian bought Alexis a house. It's pretty gorgeous. Has a pool. Has a giant bathroom with a fireplace! Julexis takes a bath!!
I hope they get rid of Jason's boring ass'd penthouse now.
Alexis opens the DNA results in the bathtub when Jules goes and gets towels. 

Chickens

Yes, that's a chicken--as a LOBSTER!  His friend is probably "left shark" :) These are the best things I've seen in a long time. 

Why the fun photo? Well... you guessed it. OUT for GH today. I have my last eye check up coming. I know it's 100% but the doc has to say so. 

Forgot to ask what you thought of DARBY... maybe you fell in love with her at first sight? I was thinking--can she BE more bland? She basically looks like Molly and Krissy and every other brunette ever. If I was casting, I'd make her unusual. 

Any hoo..have a great Tuesday! 

JUMP!

Newbie alert..that chick down there is on...her character name "Darby Collette"
She likes Morgan. She knows Molly from PCPU they all want to go to a party tonight. 
WHY isn't "Darby" Serena?  Scotty's daughter--she could chase after Morgan and Scotty would have a fit. (Sonny's son_). AND She's Franco's 1/2 sister!! SO two ties. She could move in and piss off Kiki. PLUS Lucy gave birth to her!! 
Maybe she IS Serena. In disguise. 

Michael loves Sabrina...Sabrina looks at Carlos' photo in the paper.  You know..because he's prolly the Daddy. Maybe.  Sabrina says she loves Michael. He yells that he's gonna be a baby daddy. 

Sam and Spin are worshiping St. Jaysus on the dock still. Jake comes out after talking to Nik. I wish he'd jump in.
Oh, JaSam both see a shooting star at the same time. awwww. @@

Jake got nothing out of Nik. Nik talks to Spencer later who tells him that it's obvious he's in love with Hayden. 

Ned tells Olivia he doesn't want to lie anymore and he's done.  YEP. That's that. Days of Our Lives got him and he's gone. Olivia is sad.
The reason he left is stupid, btw. Doesn't like the LIE. The one he helped create. Oh well. 


Spencer was on..

Sunday Surgery: UNCLE

***WARNING: SUPER CRABBY BLOG AHEAD.  IF you don't wanna know, DON'T READ IT!!  Sorry but that's the way it is, Blanche. 

I'm yelling it. UNCLE. I'm just at the point of not watching very much. To think that I was jazzed last week and then this week?  Ready to bail.  Reminded me I've watched soaps way, way too long and have seen the same stuff happen over and over way too many times. 

For those that say I can't write a positive blog on GH I shall refer you to last week's Sunday Surgery. 

It's Wubby Hubby's BIRTHDAY TODAY ... so I'm eating some Cake and Ice Cream! That will cheer us all up!

Julie Marie Berman Joins Primetime!

That's right...."our little Lulu" has landed a recurring role on Chicago Med as a sassy doc! TV Line reports: 

Unlike on GH, Berman will actually be playing a doctor on Med — and a skilled one at that. Her character, Toni Zanetti, is a brilliant, self-assured attending surgeon who does not suffer fools. Sexy in scrubs and high heels, she confidently turns heads wherever she goes.

Berman’s Dr. Zanetti first appears in Episode 3.

Nov 7th at 9pm/est on NBC. Congrats to Julie...love it when GH alumni go on to new things. 

WELP. Calling DNA Tests

Better Late than never! I came home around 2:20...I didn't really feel like starting the show from the beginning so...
Here we are 1/2 way point on a Friday!!

This week I'm pretty blah on the show. I don't "hate" it...but...blah. CarSon wedding was a nice family affair. Glad Bradford is back. 

Watching Nikolas and Hayden talk about the same thing over and over is....well, repetitive. It's weird that both she and Jake are all "where's my memory"?? She's another one that doesn't seem to care where she came from or anything LOL 
You'd think Jake would recognize Spin's speech pattern. 

Hayden is working for Nikolas now..she calls someone and says 'I'm In"...?

Anna wants drugs to sleep...I don't like Anna like this. Finola is amazing yes, but Anna is steel. 

Tracy knows Sabby's PG.  Sabrina's face is ALL: "This might be Carlos" Baby... OMG 
I AM SO DONE. Jesus Wept...are there no new ideas out there? Seriously? Really...And didn't Carlos die like 6 months ago? 

AND ANNA SEES Carlos on the Docks. Great. 

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

End of the show...Jake comes and Slams Nik against the wall. 

2-Day Catch Up

I breezed through yesterday's GH... NUJOSS.. is NOT my old JOSS that's for sure. Where's my sassy girl!!? Kristina was there... Nice. Bobbie, nice. 
Joss playing the recorder ahahha. 

I see the art gallery is still in usage. 

BODY in the harbor...with no face, yet WALLET ALL OK! LMAO...whateverrrrr. Passing it off as Carlos. Awww.  Paul so smart. 

HAHAA on the IOWA Corn..



OK, today's show.
Stupid Dante going off on Dillon. Duhhhh. Dillon is like: Um, LOOK AT YOU! YOU SHOULD TALK! Dante's like..er...um..

Maxie's roots grew out since yesterday. She and Nate talk. Boring ALL THEY DO IS EXPOSE what's been said. WEEK AFTER WEEK! 

Lulu is thanking god for her improved uteri and eggs. Nikolas comes in, she says she doesn't like his ELQ takeover but he's her brother so.... whatever. She said Laura doesn't like Hayden much. 

Hayden wants to see Patrick on her own.  Patrick is talking to Sam about her PI work. How long they going to argue about all this? Jake, argue...PI Stuff..argue.  Sam leaves and goes to Jake/Liz' house.

Hayden sees Patrick...and the damage has was minimal. She should have had her memory back by now.  Why doesn't she? 

Sam's gonna get Spinneli to read the file that they stole from Wyndemere.  She calls him and HE SHOWS UP AT THE door 5 minutes later LMAO. GEESH. He didn't fly Southwest! 


I'm going to update spoilers so leaving blog at 2:45

EYE am Sorry!

POOR ME

I didn't feel great yesterday and my eye was bothering me..and it only got worse. Even after I took out my contacts. Anyway, I have a nice abrasion on my cornea! Ugh. I got drops for pain and it makes it difficult to see very long and the computer is the worst. Hopefully, I'll be right as rain tomorrow--
NuJoss airs today-- I think I'll wait to see her on DVR instead of watching live. I'm taking some drugs and sleeping.

OY...long week already! 

New Faces at GH

As former Josslyn Jacks (Hannah Nordberg ) sails into the land of Broadway and a Dolly Parton biopic my heard is saddened. I loved that girl. Congrats and happy trails to her though, she's got quite an adventure coming. 

NuJoss will be Eden McCoy. I think this makes the 12th SORA'd for kids on GH other than poor Cameron. LOL. I will be interested to see what this new girlie can do with one of my fave characters.

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On to the next cast. Seems that Miss Alabama, Jesica Alberg is joining as TJ's and Molly's friend, Darby. She'll make her debut on Oct 19th. Now, does this mean that TJ and Molly will be on more? And although she's a friend, why bring on a newbie with no other ties--unless she is 'someone with a secret' (LOL). By the way, how old IS she? She's 26-- and looks way older than Molly and TJ but whatever!  Why haven't they revisited Serena? WHY!? 

Post Columbus Stress-Disorder

I'm just not able to do the blog today so...

Have at it!  :) I hope to see you tomorrow but that's tight too!!

You need some Sketchers, Sam

Sam sprains her ankle out on the parapet because she WORE GIANT Heels to do a JOB? WTF? Ever hear of Sneakers? DUH... Nik and Greens almost catch them but don't. Jake has to carry her. Aww. I still don't get any chem off those two. NONE. And I am not a JaSam OR a Liason fan so doing jump on me. 

"I didn't do anything..YOU Did my Mom" Says Kiki after telling Nina not to redecorate Silas' apartment. Kiki throws Vodka in Ava's face. Kiki gets cut off by Neal (That's the bartender's name) but she grabs the vodka bottle and shatters a bunch of glasses. 
Franco and Nina continue to be adorable. "I'm always comfortable with you"... they go to have sex together. 
Kiki however gets arrested for the bar stuff and Morgan calls Franco. Damn it. 


Dillon and Val talk. He finds out that she isn't pregnant. They are so the weak link on this show for me! 
By the way, in the beginning of the show Jordan yells at Dane IN THE SQUAD room!! 

Boring Lante stuff. 

Sunday Surgery: Let Me 'Splain....

BUT...BUT... do I PEE on these or what? 

Oh, this week's blog is going to be a treat. Well, either a treat or a quagmire, I'm not sure how you are all going to take all this! I did find GH Wed-Fri to be some of the best I've seen in awhile. Just good old soapy-goodness.

I know we don't always agree on how the show is going, so it will be interesting to hear everyone's take.  Maybe I had a blow to the head that caused me to really enjoy myself! 

What should we eat to celebrate my good mood? Lobster Fritattas and Red Vines!!! YEP! Alberta Approved! 

Afraid of Heights?

Jake talks to Sam about finding out who he really is. 
It would be a 'gift to Elizabeth" on their wedding day to know the truth. More on them later 

SO, Dillon didn't hear that Val isn't pregnant, he left before she said it. Val rips into Dante for jumping to conclusions, she's not pregnant. He apologizes. Later, Maxie goes in to see Nate and Val is there. She throws the PG box in the trash and Maxie finds it. 

Maxie and Lulu talking about Dillon loving her. Dillon walks in. Dillon is going to tell Lulu about the PG test, she tells him she knows he loves her. He tries to tell her but she interrupts. He finally just kisses her at the end of the show. 

Olivia tells Jules she adopted the baby in Brooklyn at the Church.  He takes the baby and the blanket says "Leo".  She covers by saying her girlfriend made it for him to "remember Leo". 

Laura tries to tell Liz to come clean with the truth. "The marriage wouldn't even be valid". Laura is concerned about Jake, thinks he may need therapy. THANK GOD someone does!! GEESHHHHHH. Liz says he doesn't. And Jake and she are his parents and Says something about Jason and Jake Jr. Hears it! 

Sam and Jake run into Nik and Hayden at Kelly's. Awkward. Hayden wants to have a sexy night with Nikolas. I think she's going to tie him up and abuse him!! 

Sam and Jake think that HayNik are at Kelly's so they break into Wyndemere and then Hayden and Nik come home!!  They go out the back. They then CLIMB UP Wyndemere's castle walls (not kidding) where the torches are burning brightly. They get into Nik's office to put his computer info on a thumb drive and Hayden and Nik come upstairs....
They start to do it on the desk. JaSam are trapped outside. 

Michael Easton: I'm NOT back at GH

This was on his Facebook Page.
I guess there were rumblings?? I never saw anything...

Michael Easton

1 hr · 

MANY HAVE ASKED...
Not sure how this rumor got started but I have not been within ten miles of the GH studio since I left in July. There were many questions about a recast or the use of a double but I have no information about any of that and you would have to ask the production. Thank you again for the kind words and for keeping me in your thoughts. Love, Michael.

Bag Switch

WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
flashback...

Dante and Lulu say "yes, let's have a baby" Lulu says she'll see her OBGYN--- and here's where I'm a bit confused. Did Lulu have an operation to let her carry to term? Do they think they have an egg left? They are acting AWFULLY casual.  Are we just forgetting about the egg-biz...
Someone on twitter is saying that the operation will let her release more eggs too. Or something. Whatever. 

Movie stuff. Ok, so... the assistant found the footage of Dillon and Valerie. He thinks it's REAL MOVIE stuff that they shot. He asks Dillon about it but Dillon is busy and tells him to do whatever he wants with it. WHOOPS. Later, Lulu comes by and Dillon loses his temper (because he loves her..duh) 
When Dillon leaves to go see his dad at the DA's office, MAXIE tells LULU that Dillon LOVES HER! WOW!! 

Olivia is talking to Dante. She can't do both..PC and Brooklyn. She wants to bring Leo home.
Then, at the end of the show she SHOWS UP AT Julian's WITH THE BABY! what!!!!!?

Alexis wants Julian to move in. He gives her a scrapbook with the Davis Girls in it...very cute. He made it with Molly so maybe they can all live together. OH and Paul is dropping the shooting Sonny charges against him  

So, Sabrina went to Kellys with the PG test in a bag. Val went in with another bag. They got switched. SO, Sabrina goes home with licorice and Nate finds the pregnancy test when Val drops donuts. 
So, Nate thinks Valarie is PG. :giggle
AND NATHAN shows Dante the Pregnancy test! Dante thinks it's Valeries! LOL 
THEN, Dante asks Valerie about the test! And Dillon sees it!! GEESH

Paul tells Michael to cool it. Michael is mad, he yells at Tracy (who's at Sabrina's now).
And..
SABRINA IS PREGNANT (we saw the test) she hid it so no one else knows.  Now it will be: Will Michael be in the MOB? Will the baby be safe??!! 

Fine Day on GH

WELL...VERY good day for the show today. I really enjoyed it. So much happened. 

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First of all, even with Sonny, the "family" scene was done really well. The boys were appropriately awkward. Sonny had to be wheeled to his MRI and put up a fit but went. He sees Ava in the hall! Avery had excema (they saw Liz) and he freaks out. 
He decides to go ahead and marry Carly so they can fight for Avery as a family. 

Laura is on Nikolas to tell the truth. Hayden hears everything. He may have had her shot and that Jake is Jason. Nikolas brings up her leaving Greece and him behind for Luke. Jake walks in, Hayden yells "What are you doing here" (to give Nik the heads up). ??
LAURA finds out Jake is marrying LIZ! She's like @@ ! WHAT!!!!  She tells Jake he should find out who he really is before getting married.
He leaves...she goes to say goodnight to Spencer.
Hayden grabs Nikolas and says "I HEARD YOU"! 

Emma/Sam/Anna scenes are priceless. Emma is totally understanding that 'people come back'. What if Mommy comes back again like with Sabrina? What if someone else comes back?? 
OH MY GOSH...Emma tears up. I TEAR UP!
You have to see it, I can't type it all. 

Felix and Sabrina are at Floating Rib and he thinks she's pregnant. She's going to take a test. 



Hope you watch today, I couldn't get it all in. 

Apartment of Death

"we are not purchasing this death apartment" says Nina! LOL she hates Kiki. Heh. She doesn't want to live where Silas was killed by her mother. Franco talks her into it.  The 3 of them are going to be a family.
Awww. Kiki cries. 

Laura is all pissy with Hayden and Nikolas. She's moving back into Wyndemere. Hayden is trying to figure stuff out.

Jake has been sitting a Kelly's ALL DAY. From Breakfast to Dinner. He asks Sam to trace Liz' phone call. It's from Wyndemere.

Liz calls Nik and totally rails on him about Hayden/Jake..she's starting to lose it. She's going nuts. She needs Valium. 

Julian and Ava bring Avery to Floating Rib. Really?
Kiki walks in. She starts drinking AGAIN! shots again! Like she'd be standing...haha. Ava tries to talk with her but Kiki just slams the shots. How can she walk? 

Sonny's legs don't work.  Nope.  "Partial paralysis"..meaning the peenie weenie works. He refuses to marry Carly until he knows when he can walk. 

Tracy argues with Paul about Ava saying Carlos shot Sonny. HE's going to "talk to Michael" 

Because..um.. I need a Neurologist

LIZ is NOT happy 

Liz is so jelly that Jake was at the Oodles restaurant with Sam!! He tells her about the Chinese restaurant. She says Sam has to get over Jason. Like, NOW. 
Hayden calls her and wants to know why she broke the vase. Nik freaks out--and grabs the phone. 
Nikolas is acting like a guilty ass instead of a cool-as a cucumber Cassadine. Why? Geesh, he's gonna blow it. 

Sabrina talks to Anna about Carlos and his being a suspect in Sonny's shooting.  She says he would have contacted her if he was back. Anna looks guilty. Emma tells Anna she's her "special person" and reads an essay about how great she is and only uses her gun on bad guys. Anna looks guilty. 

Michael and Tracy:
"My father is gravely ill"....
Tracy: NO your father is DEAD"! !! 
Then she apologizes!! GEESH! Kick him out of the mansion if he's going to be a Corinthos!
Oh, btw, Tracy used to be totally IN THE MOB so this dialog about bad mob-guys is stupid. 
Anyway, Michael says that Ava told him Carlos shot Sonny. Tracy realizes he went to the mobular meeting. She says he's NOT a Corinthos and whomever shot Sonny is not his business.
Michael disagrees. 
She'd better kick his ass out. Nope-- she apologized instead. 
Later, Tracy overhears Paul on the phone when he says "I can't be tied to this". 

Laura comes in to tell Sam and Paddy about Jason. BUT GUESS WHAT!! OMG, she can't because they are so happy about being engaged!!
SHOCKER.  She asks Patrick to be her "Local Neurologist"... 

She leaves and goes to Wyndemere and finds Nik and Hayden making out. 

Todd is going back to being Kiki's dad. He saves her from a perv at the bar and holds her accountable for lying about her job. He makes Nina make her some coffee. Kiki needs to learn how to act drunk. Because....um....
He suggests that Nina and he move in with Kiki. Nina says no! 

Sunday Surgery: Take-Out

THINK...THINK..THINK! 

As I look over the blank page before me,  staring out the dirty window, (heh) my mind is just wandering all over the place. I'm trying to come up with new ways to say the same old things I say week after week.
It's getting very hard.

I could pretty much sum everything up by saying: no secrets revealed, baby Avery was yet again passed over like a sack of potatoes and the mob? Well, alive and well in Port Chuck ready to be taken over by young bucks and a lady in a red dress. 
I know you want the full shebang so here we go!

I'm going to have a Snickers, maybe it will make me less cranky.

Camera Running

Mo tweeted himself in this pic  at GH...so I'm sharing it because it cracks me the hell up. We are all "GH IS MOB" and welp. There you go! 

Kiki is back. Silas' Apartment is up for sale. Kiki is supposedly working for a "Japanese investment firm". Will it be Asian mob? Because why the hell else would Kiki work for some "investment firm"??!
UM, WTF/ OKaaaaaaaay.. ahahahha Maybe it's an ART investment firm? Kiki is staying at the apartment until she can sell it. Nina and Franco want to move in together. Franco thinks there is something wrong with Kiki. 

Dante is all mopey.  Sad about Val. Sad about Sonny. Sad about Morgan. He thinks about being the eldest Son and that he should be taking over the biz. He knows how because "he's been undercover". Okay then! First thing he'd do is get Avery back. Anyway, Later, Lulu gives him a back rub and he falls asleep. 

Maxie and Nathan have dinner at the Floating Rib. They talk about Dill/Val..Lulu/Dante. blah blah... 

Val and Dillon are in the boat, getting ready to make love and the dorky assistant comes in...leaves the camera there. They tell each other they like Lulu and Dante. Val tells him she slept with Dante.  The camera assistant left was left on and recorded the entire exchange. 

Sam said yes to Patrick with a cute sign. She even had on one of Robin's 1990s' dresses. Patrick gave her a ring pop. Geeesh, Sam got a lug nut from Jason and now a ring pop. 

END OF SHOW-- Laura knocks on Sam's door. She's wearing the same blue shirt she left in. YEP. 

ZOINKS! Michael looks like Freddie from Scoobie Doo! He's holding Morgan 'back' from attacking Ava. 

Lulu hears Valerie saying she 'can't stop thinking about him" and covers it by saying she was thinking of Sonny/waiting. 

Ok, so CARLY finally gives up Avery to Ava. That baby even loved the policeman that was there!! Morgan was all pissy about it. "we should have taken her to the island"!! BTW, the baby plays Peek a BOO with her blanket and is so cute. 

THE PORN movie is being made on the Haunted Star. You know it's a porn. God, look at the set!!! No crew around? No Kraft Services? NOTHING! Oh, there's an "intern' there.
So the sex scene starts and Maxie takes off her shirt and he SEES LULU!! bahahaa. Later, he says Lulu's name and Maxie figures out Dillon is in love with Lulu. 

Sam has on a nice LOBSTER-red top! She and Anna are talking. Anna is telling her she wants help to find out who shot Sonny and knows it's not Carlos but won't tell Sam why. Anna also talks to Sam about marrying Patrick. 

Paul tries to get intel on Anna from Nate.  Nate says some things about Anna, nothing major. He goes into the hall and asks Val what is wrong. She says "Dante"
Val serves ZERO purpose, ugh..she's just so boring and drab and ugh. I miss Scott Clifton!

SONNY NEWS:  He's out of surgery. He might wake up, he might not...he might be disabled, he may make a full recovery. Yada yada... Patrick's not sure about "his quality of life". He's going to need EVERYONE'S SUPPORT people!! Everyone!! So get with it! 


ANOTHER mass shooting. OMG. This is just... maddening. There have been 45 school shootings this year. We don't even HEAR about most of them anymore. That's how common they are!