What a week. That's GH for you. Last week I was all: WHAT?? This week I am all: WHAT!! (Pretend you can hear me say that!) I had to be gone Tues/Thursday and I did watch in a timely fashion because so much was happening. photo credit: @popcultureblitz
This is obviously the "Countdown to Peter's Stair Fall" because every day it starts with him in another clip from when he's pushed. I don't think there's enough blood to think he's really dead-dead but we shall see.
Since we had a Woods Scene, It's Grape Nuts time. If you don't get the reference, you're nice and young!
I've had a stressful week due to work and family things and all I can tell you is: WATCH THE SHOW. Just dive into it full steam ahead. I'll probably forget some parts here so it's up to you to catch it all!
FLAMING HOT OF THE WEEK: Lordy, we haven't had zex like this since.. I don't know, the 2000's? It was pretty great. Maybe it's also because people haven't hardly touched in a year! Anyway, Britt and Jason were at the Canadian Cabin and clothes came OFF. If you like your soapy-zexxy sex, tune in!
HEAD WOUND OF THE WEEK: Yeah, this guy is laying at the bottom of the stairs. Must be GH because a nurse then runs up and checks his pulse on Friday. It might be Liz? If so, I hope to hell she lets him die. Anyway...we don't know who did what so just keep watching. And pray he's DOA. I'm afraid they are going to have him have some kind of amnesia and be a whole new "great guy" and if that happens, I will NOT deal LOL.
BABY-BIRTHING OF THE WEEK: So there's a whole giant story of Maxie being kidnapped by Evil Nurse Chloe... the cabin, the needles, the hot tea, the fire poker all leading to her giving birth (again) in the dirt. Louise pops out looking about 7 months old (which she probably is as she's been in there so long) and clean as a whistle. Who helps her you ask??
ROHO OF THE WEEK: That's right! Roger walks out of the woods with a miner's helmet on and just happens to be a doctor!! Austin (no last name). Now, all I could think of was the person that hadn't seen GH in awhile. I mean... what would they even be imagining with this?? Maxie doesn't know Franco..who's shirtless acting like a Granola-Todd doctor. He came back quick, imo. But, it's GH and between he and Michael Easton, you'll never know who's popping up.
FALL OF THE WEEK: Crazy Nurse Chloe (who did a great job running in the woods) fell in a well and.. that's all there is to tell!
KIDAPPING OF THE WEEK 2.0: Yes, Maxie was the first. Gladys was the second. Cyrus took her to his lair and wanted Brando to shoot his own mother to prove his loyalty. Brando turned the gun on Cyrus and....it was not loaded. He failed.
KIDNAPPING OF THE WEEK 3.0: Next up is Spinelli!!! He gets taken hostage and as Carly is trying to get him back, gun fire erupts on Pier 55 and bodies pile up (all goons). Having gotten back from Canada in an impressive 10 minutes, Jason emerges from the shadows and manages to hit Cy in the shoulder. Cyrus slinks off. Dante saves the day (don't be shocked) by killing the last goon who is aiming to kill either Carly or Ava, couldn't tell. Photo credit: @CrimsonRum
NIXON FALLS OF THE WEEK: Welp. Eli ends up getting Nina alone and gets furious with her. She's all scared and MikeSon shows up and knee-caps him with the fakest log known to man. The police have the papers to put Elijah away and Nina and MikeSon kiss. What happens now? Will there be a spin-off series staring Trooper Tom? Stay tuned! Photo thx to: @SerialDrama
LINE OF THE WEEK: Britt talking about her impending death: "When I think of all the fries I didn't eat"!!!
Peter is pushed down the stairs by a mysterious person
Maxie gets taken to a cabin by Chloe; she escapes.
Maxie meets Dr. Austin who helps her give birth to baby Louise
Nurse Chloe falls in a well
Brook Lynn waits in Beecher's Corners until Maxie calls to come pick her up
Anna gives Finn documents from Sean's house to help with the antidote
Chase is taken back to GH after collapsing
Eli threatens Nina; Sonny saves her...they kiss
Jason and Britt make love in the cabin, start a fire (giggle)
Carly tries to negotiate with Cyrus and ends up in a gun battle
Cyrus is shot by Jason who came back from Canada fast
Britt gets her diagnosis of having the Huntington gene marker
Portia gets rejected by Curtis
Sonya and Brando stand together
Gladys is in surgery for a shoulder-wound
Also with a shoulder wound is Cyrus who breaks into Portia's house and has her at gunpoint
WUBS FAVE OF THE WEEK: Welp. I did enjoy JaBritt at the Cabin. I also liked Dante being a hero for once. My fave parts involved NAva. First trying to find out what Carly was doing and then making out on the docks. Carly gave a huge eye-roll. They were brilliant.
NEWS AND NOTES: Eden McCoy graduated HS this week! Congrats to her.
Poor Scarlett had a bad bike accident and broke both arms. She's in recovery now.
SPOILERS: Laura gets a concerning phone call, Peter can't escape and Curtis needs Jordan's help. Go to Diagnosis Daytime for all the stuff.
WUBSY WRAP-UP: Like I said, good week with lots of action. Weird having Todd/Franco come out of the woods but I'll give it a shot. Can we hope Nixon Falls is over now that they exposed Elijah??? Why doesn't Carly carry a big old gun? The Maxie birth was so soapy, complete with the nurse screaming and running "Shining Style" through the woods. The Peter thing is intriguing but only if he's dead. Chase/Willow/Michael...way too boring. LOVE everyone at the Q Mansion tho. Just my jam. Hey who do you think Pushed Peter? I'm going with Anna but--?? Not sure if that's her style. Last note: Twitter speculates that "Austin" is really Austin HOLT son of Jimmy Lee, thus tying him to the Quartermaines.
Have a good one!