Suburban Sonny WUB

SUBURBAN SONNY WUB 

Or: Sonny in real-life 

Carly on her phone at the Metro-- things are buzzing... 

Carly: Sonny? 

Sonny is in his living room, staring out the window...

Sonny:  Yeah? 

Carly: Look, things are falling apart here.  I have to stay longer and I need you to do a couple of things for me...

Sonny: Well, I'm deep into brooding for Morgan but...what ya got? 

Carly: Ok, Avery has that ear infection and she has an appointment at 2...so I need you

Sonny: Wait..where's Ava, she could get herself over here and...

Carly: Sonny, she's in the hospital-- burned. 

Sonny: Oh. yeah. She's a bitch that one..

Carly: SONNY! Focus will ya!! 

Sonny: Ok ok....pediatrician...ear infection... 

Carly: Do you have the insurance card? 

Sonny: (Pause) the what? 

Carly: Our insurance card, we're covered under the Metro plan but they'll need to take an updated copy ..and oh, our copay is  $45.

Sonny:  Um... (squeezes eyes) .. yeah..ok, I think I got it.. 

Carly: Remember to get her car seat up from the garage...

Sonny: Garage? 

Carly: Where Max lives over? 

Sonny: I know where the garage is.. I meant the car seat. Where's that? 

Carly: The extra one is over by the winter tires.

Sonny: Winter tires?
Carly: SONNY!! Look, I have to go... oh and Joss needs to be picked up from crew, so stop by the park and

Sonny: Crew?

Carly: Oh my god!! Yes, where she's gone every Thursday for the last year--they are practicing on the canal today. 

Sonny: You mean the river

Carly: NO... the canal.. it's behind the old Braden warehouse..

Sonny: Whatever..ok.....got it, I got it! 

Carly: Oh and she texted me and you have to take Tara Jenson home too. 

Sonny: Who?
Carly: HER BFF since 2nd GRADE!! They live on Oak Terrace..they...

Sonny: Can't Jax pick her up.. I'm kinda tight for time..(looks out window)

Carly: Sonny! You had him DEPORTED!

Sonny: Damn it, that' right. Stupid Jax. 

Carly: So...pediatrician and pick up Josslyn, ok? Oh and you'll have to take the SUV because...

Sonny: Not happenin...

Carly: YES IT IS! Now get going..

Sonny: (throws his glass..it shatters)

Carly: That had better NOT have been another tumbler because..

Sonny: OK! OK! I got it. I do run a giant coffee company on my own you know...

Carly: I hope you put air quotes on that coffee comment...I have to go,  I'll be home when I get there. 

Sonny: (stares at his phone.. walks to the mantel ..leans.....puts chin in hand....looks around, sighs)...

Sonny: MAX! MAX! Get in here!

Max: Hey, boss..you ok? 

Sonny: Yeah, yeah...listen I have a few errands for you to run...but first, (reaches in suit coat for his wallet) do you know what an insurance card looks like? 

Max: Like, for the car?
Sonny: Hell if I know... 

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