Sunday Surgery: Sticky Mess

 

I'm just riffing today. GH was a long week of sogging nothing-ness. Other than the last minute of Friday's show, I was just trying to get through each episode. Michael and Nina's encounter was good for the 2 minutes she fought back and that's about it. 

Also, NO there's NO MAPLE SYRUP coming out of those fake trees in OCTOBER. :eyeroll: And the vampire jokes? Cute. but unless you're going to make Finn a real vampire--shut up. 

I'd say eat some pancakes but I refuse to eat maple syrup any longer. 

OH MY GOD! Trina, you got your blazer!! I'm so glad it's cropped. They seem to have found mine in a Wilson's Leather circa 1983. But..who's counting. 

Hey, Laura...good to see you. Can you help me? You've been gone for months and all I've done is sit behind this desk and talk to Gregory. Oh, some judge too. Also, what is that weird shape behind my head? You say Nikolas is alive? That's my nephew right? I seem to be forgetting. Oh, and love your blazer. You like mine? 

Is that an Owl behind our heads? 

Yes, yes it is. 

Ok. Just checking. You still hate Cyrus? 

Yes, yes I do.

Ok, just checking. 

Oh my god, I really messed up, didn't I? :giggle:

You sure did!! BUT!! Good news, we can use the patient in our experiments so you're off the hook!  Also, where Did you find that cute blazer!!? 

Hi, Horse-Boy... I decided not to leave. I also decided to go shop the Julian Jerome Vintage flannel collection at Goodwill. You like? 

Wait, don't I already have these pictures? 

Oh, you're so funny. 

No, really, they are behind my desk...

Sonny, are you losing it again? 

I mean.. I don't think so.. but ya never know...maybe I'll look for my cowboy hat 

Wait, you're going to do WHAT to my finger??? 

So, I just got back from a search for Nikolas in Europe, you? 

I ...uh... defended a crazed mobster killer in a parole hearing and got him released early. Mac?

I'm still thinking about Cody's blue eyes and the way he reminds me of my youth... 

And DAT is VHY I've been gone for months and months!! A Spa!! How are yous and my bone marrow? I also gots dis nice fall blazers on my trip! Like it? 

AND I.........YEEE EYE..........WILL ALWAYS.......LOVE YOUUUUUUUU EEEXWEREEEEEEEE! 

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a Cassadine, asking for my own Faberge Egg... 

If you want to study more about Organic Chemistry, I'm just down the hall. I'll be looking out for you. Like a LOT.  A LOT-A LOT.  

                                       

Are you sure I can't interest you two in an extended car warranty? 

WEEK IN A WUBSHELL: 

                                  Um, yous ever'd heard dah song "Miss Lucy has Dah Tug Boat"?? 

--Yuri is now the Q's new butler

--Lucy signs her share of ELQ over to Tracey

--Felicia Fks up at work. Stella fixes it for her

--People find out Scotty was Cyrus' lawyer but not that Austin testified as his doctor

--Mouthy Mason is getting smothered by Austin while TJ looks through the blinds

--Mom and Dad think Trina needs to move home. Sushi anyone? 

--Michael tells Nina he knows, Nina fights back then immediately caves. 

--Tracey says get Sasha back as The Face 

--Sasha's Face decided to stay in Port Charles; at The Metro Court 

--Valentin told Laura about his suspicions regarding Charlotte 

--I think Carly yelled about something

--James ate a giant sundae at Kelly's, wants to have 2 Halloween costumes

--Cyrus tried to go on an apology tour and no one is buying it 

SNEAK PEAK : Sprina's Halloween Get Ups. 

That's it. I was too tired to write it all up. The highlights were: Austin trying to kill Mason and TJ watching, Michael and Nina fight, Mac/Scotty/Kevin conversation and... yeah. That's it. I'm so tired of so many stories just hanging out in the wind. The whole Joss and Adam thing? I don't want to learn about organic chemistry anymore now then I did back in college. I hope to hell Mason is dead. I still wonder where Taggert is...and why Portia's brother disappeared. I could give 2 fks about Drew. I like Lois being back and Tracey being her mean self. Felicia's story? Why? Cyrus can tone down the Bible thumping. WE GET IT --HE FOUND GOD. The Judge Kim thing is tiring. Show is messy in so many ways. The Vermont trip? CRINGE. No one is paying attention to timelines or editing. I honestly want the old writers back if only to organize things. 

Cheers.