Wednesday, September 22, 2021

Daddy Wub

 


Setting: Poolside at the Metro 

Joss: (runs in) Oh my gosh! You guys, guess what!!!?? 

Esme: You finally shaved your legs... 

Trina: You are a cow. 

Joss: Stop! I just found out...Sonny is ALIVEE!!! 

(crickets)

Joss: DID YOU HEAR ME, HE'S ALIVE!! I mean, he's home and everything. He looks like a lumberjack but he's there.. throwing stuff any minute! 

Spencer: Yawn. Like, big deal. (smirk)

Trina: Gotta agree with "Spence" over there Joss, no biggie. I mean my Dad just came back from the dead not too long ago, remember? 

Joss: Well, yah but like we thought he was DEAD DEAD. And Mom got engaged and...

Cameron: Seriously? Want me to tell you about MY mother? Lucky and Jason were dead. I can even one up you...

Joss: HOW? 

Cameron: I had a BROTHER come back from the dead after being run over in the street AND donating his organs!! 

Trina; WOW, I mean who got his organs? 

Joss: (Raises hand) I got a kidney...

Esme: Wait, you got a kidney from a kid that wasn't even dead yet? 

Spencer: Don't ask her about her other kidney... 

Joss: Ok, ok, I get it but Sonny.. I mean.. he's Sonny..and..

Spencer: Come on, my father did the same thing. Who's father hasn't in this town? He's not even your real father, right? It's not like your own biological DNA came back from the dead...

Joss: Well, um.. he did that too but that's not the point!! Jason and my Mom are married now...

Cam: You mean like Sam was married to Jason then to Drew who she thought was Jason but Jason-Jason wasn't dead? 

Esme: This town is a blast!! 

Trina: Oh shut up. 

Spencer: We haven't even gotten to my father, uncle and grandmother yet... 

Britt: (saunters by) wait.. are you talking about dead back to life fathers? Hold  my beer.... 


31 comments:

  1. kdmask....you rock! Two minutes of reading far surpassed the 37 minutes of watching.

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  2. Hahahahahaha. This was great Karen! :) So funny!

    "Esme: This town is a blast!!"

    Hahahahahaha!


    Nixon falls Spin off:

    Pennsylvania side of the river hospital:

    Jax and Nina: What are you going to do now Nina? And why are you still at the hospital?

    Phyllis and Nina: Listen to Phyllis! Admit what you did wrong and face the consequences! Learn from this and then move on!

    Port Chuckles:

    Metrocourt rooftop pool:

    Jam and Trina: They talk about Chad and Cam inviting him at the pool with them and that he might bring Esme. Trina says maybe he won't bring her.

    Joss: Are you delusional?

    Hahahahahaha. Joss would have won the line of the day, but someone else won it.

    Jam, Trina and Chad: Chad apologizing to Trina. Awwwwwwwwww. :) Hey where is Vampira? Oh wait there she is.

    Jam, Trina, Chad, and Vampira: Vampira had to interrupt Chad and Trina's moment! GRRRRRRRRRR! Oh Joss has to go. Carly texted her!

    Trina: Oh she is all alone and figuring things out about Vampira and that Vampira and Chad are a REAL team! :)

    Q mansion:

    Chase, Brooky, and Mildew: You can just tell that there is something happening between Chase and Brooky! The way they look at each other and the eye sex. :) #Brase! :) Oh Michael has to go. Carly texted him.

    Chase and Willow: This hurts me. This sucks. I miss Chillow! :( Man what Willow did, Chase is way too nice to her.

    Chase and Brooky: Brooky wins the line of the day.

    Brooky: I swear you guys should have halo's around your head.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA!

    Charlie's bar and restaurant:

    Ava and Krissy: KRISSY! Krissy didn't want to go to Carly and Jason's wedding. Oh Krissy got a text from Carly. She got to go! Ava all alone looking at the divorce papers.

    Carson home:

    Carson: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! Carly staring at the rings from Jason!!!!

    Dante and Jason: Dante's eyes are bugging out. Jason is trying to tell him about Sonny being alive. Dante save your bugging eyes for Sonny when you hear he is alive!

    Dante and Sonny: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! :) Hmmm Dante's eyes are not bugging out. Their scene made me emotional!

    Michael and Sonny: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. :)

    Joss and Sonny: Awwwwwwwwwwww! :)

    Krissy and Sonny: Okay Krissy was more emotional than anybody and it made me emotional more! Their scene! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww! :)

    Carson: They hug while Jarly have eyes sex. Yup things are not going back to what it used to be! :) Carly is in love with Jason now, and she can admit it.

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    1. Hahahaha! Line of the day was perfect!
      It was so good to see Kristina! I was emotional right along with her and you! I also loved her with Ava.
      I need Trina to up her game and bust Vampira right now. I just want to wipe that smirk off her face. I was giggling when Joss was talking about people disappearing. As I always say, if you're going to be a gangster's step daughter you might as well use it to your advantage, lol!

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    2. "Julie H says, Hahahaha! Line of the day was perfect!"

      It was!! Hahahaha!

      "It was so good to see Kristina!"

      Yeah where has she been?!

      "I was emotional right along with her and you!"

      Yeah she knows how to bring in the emotion! :)

      "I also loved her with Ava."

      Yeah we never get to see them together!!

      "I need Trina to up her game and bust Vampira right now. I just want to wipe that smirk off her face."

      Me too!!!!!!!!

      "I was giggling when Joss was talking about people disappearing. As I always say, if you're going to be a gangster's step daughter you might as well use it to your advantage, lol!"

      ROFL!

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  3. I was just reading the comments on the GH FB page. Full of praise and delight over the Sonny return. I don't get it.

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    1. Maybe they are just happy that Sonny is back because they like him and maybe they hate Nixon Falls. :)

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    2. Or maybe it's the ABC public relations department posing as fans? LOL

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    3. "Kevin says, Or maybe it's the ABC public relations department posing as fans? LOL"

      ROFL!

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  4. I hope Trina talks to Nicholas soon now before Ava signs those papers. I took her waiting till morning to sign as a good omen.

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  5. Carly and Jason looking sad-----------------then Nina and Sonny looking sad----------Britt finding out about Sonny and trying again with Jason but she feels 'something is different'------cause the writers changed the storyline and Jason IS in love with Carly, Britt....I still remember his longing looks at her.............at least Kristina is back for a day!

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  6. Yesterday, and for the past 9 months, Nina has been borderline psychotic in her thinking. Today she is all calm and ready to go on. Forget the past. Oy vey.

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  7. On a positive note. I thought Dante and Christina really did a fantastic job today and elevated the return on Sonny storyline.

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    1. I agree too. It was so good to see Kristina!

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    2. It was nice to see a smiling Christina at the bar. They need to give her a few good storylines. She's a good actress and her character shoild be more than her anger and sexual preferences. Let her grow!!

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  8. omg, one of your funniest columns!!! This storyline has been so anticlimactic, I can only hope the writers have something sensational down the road. Maybe Sonny will discover the true feelings between Carly and Jason and turn on them both? Who knows, but there better be some kind of payoff based on what we've all been put through the last 9 months.

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  9. So, this paragraph is from an interview that Maurice Bernard gave on Facebook Live...

    What comes next for Sonny, Carly, and Nina sounds like a classic soap love triangle! “You can forget your memory, but you can’t forget your heart,” Benard teased. “He’s going to cover it, but he still loves Nina. And he loves his wife. He’s going to protect his wife and stand by his wife, but anytime he’s near Nina, stuff happens. And I can’t wait ’til the day that you see it.”

    Hmmm. Not sure what to make of that.

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    1. hmmmm me either. Maybe no hate rages which woould be a relief.

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    2. Ohhh sounds soapy deliciously yummy!!!! :) I have to watch that interview! I need a link! :)

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  10. Oh Karen, that was fantastic, hahahaha! As Sonya says, I'm dead!

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  11. Lexie was outstanding yesterday! Her acting the response to seeing Sonny was the most realistic. She should be staying on. Joss didn’t even shed a tear.
    LindaV

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    1. He isn't her dad. Why would she? Now if it were Jax, water works would happen....But yes, Kristina did very well. Brought me to tears.

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    2. Well he is her stepdad. I just think not everyone really registered the shock of Sonny coming back from the dead. Of course there have been so many...
      LindaV

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    3. "Michelle L says, He isn't her dad. Why would she? Now if it were Jax, water works would happen....But yes, Kristina did very well. Brought me to tears."

      "LindaV says, Well he is her stepdad. I just think not everyone really registered the shock of Sonny coming back from the dead. Of course there have been so many..."

      The winner of the person seeing a loved one back from the dead, is and will always be, Leslie Webber!!! She can't be beat! :)

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  12. Lexi is so underrated. They need to give Kristina a storyline.

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  13. When is Franco coming back from the dead? 😢

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