LEAP Day

End of the month and I'm feeling TIRED...had to do all my paperwork and it was a long long day. Plus, I watched the entire Oscar show so OY!! 

I'm the DANISH GIRL! 

How was it? Will I be mesmerized? 

Sunday Surgery: Going Overboard

OUT OUT DAMN SPOT! 

I have to tell you all that I finished Surgery and thought I had saved it and when I opened up the editing shell.. IT WAS GONE! GONE I TELL YOU!  GEESH you have no idea. I'm trying to reconstruct the brilliant story-book I created for you and I so hope I can do it!! 

It was the end of sweeps month and GH threw everything at us but the kitchen sink. The beginning of the month it was fire, explosion, rescue. This time it was bullet wounds, gunfire and a damsel sinking into the watery depths. *sigh*  GH is either feast or famine.  This week we got stuffed full whether we wanted it or not.
A little bit...OVERBOARD if you get my drift. Just like Lulu! 

Because there is so much to get though, I am giving you more of a pictorial journey. A little fairy-tale, a little Seuss--a little song and dance. Hope you enjoy! 

Here, have a latte, you many need it! 

Lady McCarly

Dr. O singing to Nathan!! Awww! and Nina is there too!! WOOT!

Paul is having a press conference with all the guns. At least the ones that Carly didn't throw into the harbor. 

Morgan hallucinates Kiki out on the roof.  She tells him they'll jump together. BC did a good job today. 



Carly goes to scrub the blood off her hands and does it too hard. DR GRIFFIN to the rescue! Seems she used the DOC's washroom. She yells at him a bit for not telling her about Sonny walking. I didn't hear much because...um, NO SHIRT. 


A LOT happened today. Pretty good show. 

Watch it-- I can't type it all up! Just know that Sonny saved the day-- for some weird reason Dr. Griffin is following Anna?  Paul told Jordan that Ava was working with the justice dept too and gave her the paperwork to prove it. Nathan says "Claudette" before passing out who I'm assuming is the owner of that glove Maxie found. 

YOU ARE just NOT YOURSELF!

I've been fighting with myself about Sunday Surgery... I may just do something completely different because I'm sure you're sick of my narratives by now. 
Just know that this sweeps really drove me nuts in so many ways. There were great parts and there were just terrible parts.  SMDH.

Anyway, On to Today's SHOW!! 

Dr.. Griff operating on Kiki..her spine. ROGER looks so handsome today! WOOT! 

Monica is on!!  Liz apologizes, Jason sticks up for her. Monica is all "let's look forward for Jake's sake". Jake and Liz talk about nothing for ages and he says he's rich. So, you know, why get a job? 

Morgan is in restraints. Someone needs to get him some tranks. I thought the doctor said he was giving him some! He's going to break that bed. Oh, some poor nurse comes in and Morgan says he has to go potty. She says she'll get the urnial, but he's like NO let me go, please??
SHE LETS HIM OUT OF HIS RESTRAINTS and he goes and finds Ava.
This is just stupid but hey, I'll go with it. He hears that Kiki may need 'long term care' or something and is all upset.  He goes to the roof. In the previews, it looks like Kiki is out there too. She dead or is that a hallucination? 

Dante is talking to Laura, tells her he loves Lulu. The next scene she has she is CHOMPING DOWN a Snickers bar. Like she's dying of hunger!!?? IT"S SO WEIRD!! LOL 

Dante tells Lulu she can come home with him but she wants to go to Wyndemere for awhile. 

Hayden is talking to Curtis about Nikolas. PLEASE for the sake of all of our sanity?? Can you MOVE ON with the 'RACHEL" Story? PLEASE?? Where is Tracy by the way? 

Ok. Bye

Push Over

I'm too old I think.
I'm just too old for this.... while I appreciate the work that went into the scenes, I just can't deal. 



Sonny saves the day.  OF Course HE SAVES THE DAY. Anna even thanks him.

Ava finds out that Kiki got shot. Thank god for Maura West. 

Dante saves Lulu, pledges his undying love to her. 

Carly and figures out what Sonny wanted to do and she's mad. They talk on the docks, because there are no police there. Carly threw the guns into the harbor. Because THERE WERE NO POLICE THERE. It seems everyone forgot they sent Morgan to damn Military School to escape Sonny's mob life. 
LMAO..

Very intense scenes, and I give kudos to all involved because they must have been a bitch to shoot but the premise and the sheer audacity of recycled mobular bullshit just pissed me off today. 

OMG TOMORROW? Ava says: Kiki might be paralyzed!????? AHAHAHAAA!!

To Have and To Hostage

I can't even explain the mobular crap that happened today without cracking up into uncontrollable laughter. Morgan was going off..shot the gun, got the guys to dump their guns in the water. THEN the goons finally jumped him and Dixon was over him with his own gun.
Later, Idiot KIKI finds them all, runs out and Dixon shoots--hits her not Morgan. THEN the ATF and FBI finally come out of the shadows and everyone is down but Dixon ran. 
The ambulance is taking like an age.
Morgan is yelling Kiki like a ...well...manic. 

The guy on the HS has Lulu chained to the railing. This is so not needed. I mean, it's only to have Dante save her. Please soaps from 1971 did this.
He tosses Lulu over board and she hits her head I think and sinks to the bottom.. 
Oh, she comes up and is treading water. Dante is looking for her on the boat.  He's as slow as Jason was. Lulu has flashbacks. 



Wedding..very good but unfortunately, it was so interrupted by the other stuff happening, it was weird.
After all the shooting on the docks, Dixon BUSTS INTO THE CHURCH and fires his gun. Now why would he go to the church? To get Ava? I don't get this at all!!
Sonny of course, is all "Don't do that buddy if you want to get outta here alive!"!!
Dixon decides to take all of their cell phones.
Franco is pretty funny. That's about it. 
I still have no idea why this idiot would be in the church. Sonny's trying to talk him into taking him hostage. And he'll give him 2 million dollars cash. 

Nathan tries to play the hero. Gets shot.
Metro Hostage Crisis. 2.0 


SO many people are going to like today's show because the action and stuff. But to me it was one of the worst hodgepodges of EVER that I've EVER seen.  I need them to get a crime writer if they are going to write so much damn crime!! It's just laughable!!  

STALL of a STALL Day.

OMG. Today's show drove me INSANE.

What a stall tactic. Everything was SO STALLING--- docks stalling... Sonny stalling...
Some Metro Court stalling.

Julian cut his finger opening champagne, which why would you open yourself? Oh well-anyway, Olivia thinks that may be her vision? 

Anna is a the ready with FBI guys but tries to find Sonny. 

Stupid Morgan is on the docks with a gun.  He.. I don't even want to tell you but just ruins everything LOL 

Flashbacks: Remember when Julian was Derrick Wells...Flashbacks for Julexis 




NuJoss didn't overwhelm me. Nope. She "knows Uncle Sonny" Is in the mob and wants him to come to Career Day at school.  Later, they go to Sonny's house-- and find Sonny's gun box in the floor of the bedroom. They realize Morgan took the gun. 

OMG..Brad got a DIVORCE! Yep, Handed it to Lucas and said, it's over! So..there goes that story. 

Sunday Surgery: Something Blue

SMELL THE ROSES! 

Just when I am ready to give the hell up on GH, they have a show like Friday and I'm all fangirling again. 
WHAT THE HELL!!? Of course, I will crab about the mobular bits that were inserted to ruin my joy but other wise, I shall be happy. 

The first part of the week is a boring blur so this Surgery will be interesting! 

Breakfast? Naw, brunch. Help yourself to your fave brunch item? What's yours? I like champagne (forget the OJ in there) and Eggs Benedict. :) yum. 

Friday Pool

I've gone to the movies more in the last 2 months than I have in the last 2 years! I've discovered $5 seats--and since I work part time, if I can get there by 1 I'm gold! Today: Dead Pool. Can't wait!

Julexis wedding starts today. Yes, I'll watch Thurs/Friday before Sunday but frankly, I'm so NOT looking forward to the whole MOBULAR crap. *SIGH* 

Hope your Friday is going well! 

Meet Dixon, GH's 900th Gangster

Well, at least it's not Michael Easton and I can have hope he's a Cassadine.  Troy Ruptash is the newest baddie that's mixing it up with Sonny. He's the guy behind the gun running operation. Check Soap Opera Network for all the details 

Hey, You're Just not Yourself....

I NEED A SNICKERS

Taking a break from GH. I'll be back Monday! I just need a couple of days. I know the Julexis wedding is Friday but that day my brother is here. So... Hope it's a good one!! 

PS. Yes, I'll still do Sunday Surgery, I'll just watch the shows before I write it. 

Shortie

I'm so confused. Didn't Darby and Morgan start making out yesterday, when Dante and Lulu were trapped in the Metro? How is it morning and they are just doing the same thing? Did editing forget that? UGH
I want Darby to kill them both and then eat them. Zombie GH 

Anna and Paul. More talk.

Raj calls about the GUN shipment. It's coming on the day of JULEXIS wedding! Surprise!! 




Dante and Sonny--talking about GUNS. BUT! Avery was on!! 

Lulu is going to stay on the Haunted Star. 

Would be nice to have SOME follow up on Molly and TJ. 

Couldn't finish today. Sorry. 

Snow Day for Wubsy!!

Julexis wedding. THIS IS WHY we can't have nice things on GH.. I am thisclose--as usual to telling this show to GO TO you know WHERE! Yes, Sonny will walk. No he won't die. 
I'm just. 
Within the last few weeks we've gotten 2 fires, and explosion now this. GROAN


We are having a HUGE snow here. 16" fell from 4am on --and it's HEAVY HEAVY. 

TODAY'S SHOW:

Paul and Tracy. Paul wants help with Dillon.

Anna and Paul...Paul asks Anna to photo shoot. Someone didn't show, so..can you fill in? She talks to him about Susan. She now lives off the coast of Maine running a gift shop called "Suki's" 

Kiki and Franco. Franco basically suggest Viagara for Morgan! LOL



Jake going to be transferred to Shriner's in Philly. (Spencer went to Boston) That's a preview shot up there. 

Alexis and Sam... Sam is all awwww. She wants Jake to come to the wedding.  Later, Jason comes by to tell Sam about Jake going to the hospital.

Krissy talks to Morgan who is obviously 'manic'.. she leaves. Darby pops out from behind the coffee bags. They start to make out and have sex..KIKI walks in!!! AHAHA

Sonny basically begs Dr Griffin to stay with him. Griffin says he's a liar. Sonny tries his dimples on him

AND.. my news cut in again!! geesh 

Valentine's Snoozah

So, I was all weird about Lulu and Dante being "Trapped" BUT!
1. Olivia cut off the house phone and the wifi
2. Nate has a cell phone jammer going
3. They cleared the floor so no one can hear them! LOL

OK, they covered the bases! They do a magazine quiz-thing. They agree to 'work on it'. 


Good Lord but Valerie needs to GO. Curtis is fine and he and Jordan SIZZLE. Boring bar talk today. I did note Dr. Maddox had on a CAMO Blazer. Camo? LOL. 

Liz bitches at Nik about Hayden. Hayden said she was going into the safe to put her bracelet in it. Liz yells and Nik for marrying her. 

Maxie and Nathan. He gave her a charm with Maxie's birthstone in it. They have sex later. 

JaSam: OMG THEY MUMBLE SO MUCH! I am sorry but.. they'd never make it in the theater.  He makes her pasta. They make out. Yada yada. 

Ok, so the DRAMA on Twitter today is that the Liason song "Ours to Keep" was used for Naxie today. People lost their damn minds. I'm not a huge shipper but that's just not right LOL. GH You so bad, especially when you JUST had Liason break it off for 'good'. Bloop! 

Jake and Liz go to the hospital to talk to the Dr. about treatment options. Tomorrow Monica says Jake will need "individualized treatment' cue St. Judes. 

Nik calls Sam to hire her to investigate Hayden.


BORING DAY holy heck. WHERE IS THE WILL reading?? Hurry it up!!

Sunday Surgery: The Great Escape

I may be sad, but I'm FREE! 

Hello from the tundra of frozen everything--yesterday was MINUS 33 windchill (and it was windy) and -4 in the 'non-wind". BLAH. I kept warm writing this and I'm sorry to say: it's REALLY long. Like marathon long. 
There is so much to talk about with the show. I enjoyed most everything this week (a couple of missteps here and there) and a lot of things happened. Wed and Friday's show were some of my faves in awhile. I swear GH can make me love it and hate it in a blink of an eye!

The title of the blog has to do with Jason and Sam escaping "death" but also of Liz escaping the story line she's been in for ages. One was rather dull to watch and the other glorious. 

So, if you watched the week, you can sort of skim through. If not, settle in with some not beverage or if you are lucky enough to be somewhere warm, have a rum punch for me. 

GH Writers win Guild Award

Ron Carlivati along with Chris VanEtten and the rest of last year's GH writing team, took home the Writer's Guild of America award tonight. Often referred to "The Writer" by many of the GH vanguard, he was let go last year. Congrats to all! 

On the Becky Front.

I got this in my DMs on Facebook last night. I didn't even see it until after I saw it on Twitter. It was going around about 9pm last night.
I posted this because I feel it is so unprofessional to speak to a fan (an obvious RH Supporter) about any negotiations. This is just not right-- especially for the actress involved. It puts pressure on HER-- and inflames the fanbase.
Why not say NO COMMENT?

He had a few Becky threads on his FB page that he deleted btw. Fans have been crawling all over it about her staying/going.

This isn't the first time Mr. Varni has commented inappropriately, imo. He's forever saying things you'd never see an exec say in public. 

I also wanted you to see this because it doesn't bode well at all for her staying. It seems like they have reached an stalling point. So, there's that to digest. 

I'm busy writing tomorrow's Surgery Blog and I was so happy to see Liz free of Jason! 

"I thought I Smelled MANURE"

If I said Jenny Eckert was Susan's mama, I was wrong. She was Paul's daughter from an unknown first wife (or not shown) when he first came to Port Charles. He had Dillon with Tracy and with Jenny, PJ (Paul Junior). 

Laura uttered those words up there to Hayden after Hayden said she took a horse ride!! LOL!! ahahaha. Nik gave her one of Helena's bracelets and Laura is like NOT SO FAST,  here's an invite to the reading of her will. Nikolas tells Hayden later that the money always goes to the eldest Cassadine male. He's the only one. 

HMmmmmmmmmmm. Could it be that ME is coming back to play an ELDER Cassadine.?? 

Laura goes to The Haunted Star, where there is a big party going on. (No one we know) Lulu also got an invite to the will reading.
Later, she leaves an Maxie comes in and tells Lulu to go to the Metro. Nate tells DANTE to go to the same room. Derp. 

Sam and Jason leave--go to the PH. Danny is there. They were the boring ones today.

EVERYONE is at THE RIB.  Curtis, Val...Jordan, Maddox, TJ- Dante the moper. Jordan tells Maddox that Curtis is her BIL. 

Molly and Krissy. Kristina says she's NOT gay. The other professor is named Peter (get it, Peter and Parker? LOL). Molly goes :YES YOU ARE. Krissy goes "What's more believable, that I'm gay or have 2 professors who's names start with a P"?

Molly goes: I don't know, let's ask HIM...

YES!! Let's ASK THE GAY GUY IF YOU ARE GAY???????!!!!! OMG. Brad is on for a nanosecond. That was hysterical. 

This really happened.
Ok, so Kristina denied being gay, Molly told her to "Talk to someone about it" THEN Kristina says: I think YOU might be gay...and TJ too!! (Because they are virgins) 

I kid you not.  Molly leaves.

Lucas and Brad kiss, then they go to talk to Kristina who is on the phone, texting. They ask her if she wants to go out with them. She says no. Then she asks them what it was like 'finding out you might not be straight"... I'm asking for a FRIEND she says LOL 

Laura leaves the HS and runs into Liz who is arguing with the insurance people on the phone. Pretty real, that! Since Liz decided to "leave" Jason to Sam she's become GREAT. I have loved her the past 2 days. She's great. Loved her with Laura and nuDoc and on the phone. YEP!! I DO!! 

Ok, End of the show: Jordan tells Val to stay away from Curtis. "Girl, he's good looking, but trouble"..

Dante and Lulu are locked in a room at the Metro (Maxie and Nate did it)

Hayden gets caught by Liz getting into the safe. 

JaSam kiss. FRENCH Kiss. 

Parker with a P

Jane Elliot was PERFECTION today with whatever Tracy has. WOW, what an actress. Rebecca B did a great job in her reaction as well. Great scene.
Later they talk about her father and Hayden gets angry. THEN, Dillon comes in. She has to be Susan, because that was a HUGE anvil.  Really was. 

Krissy and Molly come in to see Sam.with balloons. Aww, Davis Girls.  Molly can't keep up with Krissy's lies LOL!! 

Sonny tells the doctor he's keeping a secret from his family. Dr is like: Why? You are a coffee importer... Sonny's like: Mind your own biz. 

Maxie, Dillon and Nate. Nate and Dillon are SO SO bland I don't care. 

Liz is explaining to Jake why she and Jason are breaking up. Jason is rolling his eyes. WEIRD SCENE. Liz tells Jake that she lied and it was her fault.  Then Sam comes in-- and Jake thinks a ghost. PFFT. Sam says nothing is his fault. 

Liz goes in the hall to tell the other boys about the house. Dr. Griffin is there. He got her a gift card. Felix wrote to the whole hospital to donate stuff for her. AWWWW. He was all sparkly!! 

Nikolas looks up the guy that said "Rachel" to them in Vegas. He's Baxter Corbin. CORBIN? Yuu know that name, Sonny's Dad is Mike.
He goes to the hospital to see Liz, tells her to move into Wyndemere.  In 2 seconds he's back again to Wyndemere (Literally) and Hayden is there. He asks about her parents/family. She says They are Dead. I don't want to talk about them. 

Kristina sees Sonny in the hall. Fills him in on Sam. She wants Sonny to go to Julexis' wedding with her.  They realize something is up. She says she's home because of an 'experience' with a professor. Alexis says: WHO? That woman, Parker that was at the house?? AHAHAA
 Molly's face!! GHAHHAAAA She says Parker told her to do her 'independent study' at home. Alexis doesn't believe it. Tomorrow, Molly goes to Kristina: Um, you're gay!! (No one thinks of bi ??) 

OMG SAME SAME black eyes LOL 

So much of this show is so good and some other parts? Welp. Like they could have cut out the entire Maxie/Dillon/Nate stuff and I would have been FINE. 
BY THE WAY: SID is saying Julexis wedding is "EXPLOSIVE"... which means another DAMN MOB THING HAPPENING AT A WEDDING! 

Real Women

Olivia had her photo shoot at The Rib..No idea why. Maxie and Dillon were there. Dillon is SO boring as a photog/film guy. geesh.  She goes with Julian to the office to review the photos. He says they are all too much for Crimson. She says they are fine. They are arguing about her boobs when Alexis walks in.  Alexis sticks up for Olivia.

Dillon takes cheesy pics of Maxie. But, she IS adorable. 

Nate and Nina talking about their respective partners. 

Laura toasts the happy couple but... doesn't mean it.  When Hayden leaves she gives Nikolas her Mama advice *sigh*

Epiphany introduces Sonny to the new doctor.  Griffin talks to Sonny about his history and progress. Sonny hedges because he doesn't want anyone to know he's better.  Then Griffin asks Epiphany how he's doing in PT!! She told on him and when Carly leaves, Griff says "Why are you lying to her"?? 

Stuff about ELQ and the lawsuit for the shares. I guess Jason is suing Nikolas. Alexis is talking to Michael and Tracy. I don't get it, I guess I missed most of that but it was also on so long ago and not mentioned that I forgot.  Tracy tells Michael to leave when Hayden comes in. Hayden shows her her ring. Tracy smiles.  BUT! Then Hayden tells her she signed a pre-nup.  Tracy's mad. Hayden says she's got something on Nikolas-- BIG something.


SPENCER's absence is so glaring. Yes, NB is taping a new show but geesh. Like with Joss, just put them in boarding school already. 

Tracy had some kind of an episode...mini-stroke maybe?? Rumor is she has a medical problem..soooo.... 

OH@@ Epiphany will be in Crimson too! 

18 Year old Scotch

Alexis and Julian got a giant sculpture from Ava for their wedding. LOL She shows them the 'model".  It's 12' high and she thinks it should go in the garden. Alexis was like: Ummmm. Thanks? 

Sam tells Liz Jake didn't push her, she fell. She's sad he got hit by a car. Liz is so happy Jake didn't push her but realizes that Jason/Sam are getting back to each other. She goes and sobs in the other room. Becky was exsquiste in that scene! 
Alexis rushes in. Really good scene there. Sam tells her about the ordeal. 

THEN!! OMG--Liz goes and tells Jason that she sees the connection he and Sam have built over the years!! She's basically like, yep.. you belong together. OMG the Liason train gonna implode!! 



Nathan wants to move in. Lulu is there with Rocco. Why isn't she living in Wyndemere? I mean, Laura is there for babysitting purposes. Oh, Maxie says she doesn't live there because she has to take the launch all the time. Hey, that's plausible. 

OMG.. What if AVA worked with Anna to get Paul!!? That would be great!! She'd be off the hook and we'd get Anna and Jordan and Ava.
Anna talks to Paul, she's bamboozling him. He strokes her hair. ewwwww. He tells her about Susan, his daughter. 

The end was weird. Liz wanders around her wreckage of a house and over-audioed were Sam and Jason whispering to each other about their love/past. Weird. Weird. 

Will Becky Herbst Jump the GH Ship?

17 year Vet of GH 

Daytime Confidential has reported that Daytime Emmy winner, Rebecca Herbst has hit a contract snag and may walk from the soap. I've known DC forever and they don't report things unless they are in the works. Ergo, this looks way legit. Becky also has been tweeting fans a lot lately and recently posted a photo of flowers they sent to her saying "I need this right now". 

Where would she go? Well, word is that Days of Our Lives has an opening just made for her! 
This on the heels of Michael Easton returning and the hiring of 5 new people since November. 

Sorry, GH this is a disaster. You lost Jason Thompson, let Wally Kurth slip away and now this? SMDH.

I just don't get you.  Remember what happened in 2011 when you tried this? Yea, that didn't work so well.  

MOOB. (opposite of BOOM)

That's them...falling out of the house. 

Wow. Strange show today. First off, Idiot Jason strolls around the house like he's looking for a lost wallet, not a person. Not really hurring, nothing. Then there's a fake out and Sam is hallucinating again. Then he finally finds her. Looks at her like he's a potato. He kinda runs down "are you here" "Sam, wake up" No urgency, no nothing. It was terrible!! He carries her out, (slowly), the house blows up and they are thrown into the snow. 
Jason: Sam? Sam?
Sam: We're alive
Jason: We are alive.
Flat as a pancake. FLAT.

Thank GOD RoHo was on with Becky. He hugged her, talked about Jake. Jake told her he killed Sam, but got it mixed up with video games.  
Liz gets a call from her neighbor. She says "the house blew up". Liz thinks Jake pushed Sam down the stairs. 

Jordan is going on a date but drops by Pauls' office in the most inappropriate dress ever--by that I mean Paul better get NO ideas about her! They literally talk about a 'case' we've never heard of...about a guy we never heard of. And he says she's doing a good job.
That's it.
It's bizarre.

Anna is talking to Maddox at The Rib. About the case. He "likes to listen to her talk" (yes, he said that) Jordan walks in later. Looks at Anna like WTH? 

Dillon goes in to talk to Paul. He says they are "Unfixable"

Carly and Sonny go to the Rib to talk to Michael. He wants everyone to see him in the chair I think. Michael wants to go to Puerto Rico. 

Jason CARRIES Sam to the hospital. Which is stupid..because he was just blown clear of Liz' house. No ambulance?
Anyway, he goes in to talk to her, they mumble and whisper. Yada yada. 


Yeah, today was just awful. Wow.  It was supposed to be exciting and Sam in the basement for 7 days and the rescue taking forever. Geeze. 

I guess the end was good for JaSam fans. Even tho they mumbled. Jason remembered saying "Run to Me"... 

Sunday Surgery: When Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

I'm going with songs lately to describe Sam's falling into the void of the Webber Basement and staying there for days on end (real time, not soap time). 
I really liked the Nico scenes this week, they kept me going. If you're not a fan, sorry but at least Roger and Michelle seem to relish and have fun with every scene they are in. They do not PHONE it! We got a hot new doctor and a decent Friday show.
Of course, GH still suffers from heavy heavy cast and drawn out stories but, that's what we signed up for, right!? 


I really want some oatmeal today. Not sure why? Maybe the cold is returning to the area!

"GH is the Beating Heart of This Town"

Oh my gosh, Molly and Krissy at the Rib. LOVED them...Molly got Kristina's diary and read it! ahhahaa. She thinks "P" is a guy. Molly is going to let Kristina stay with her while she finds a place. Hope her dorm room is bigger than my kids was! 

Nina got an adoption brochure and Franco is like "Um, NO ONE Is going to give us a kid" We were crazy, remember!? 

Morgan and Kiki. VERY good scene. Seriously. (don't faint). I like they are doing the ramifications of meds and sexual dysfunction. It's a BIG reason that younger people don't take their antidepressants and bipolar pills. Realistic.  He leaves and throws them out in the garbage. Then drinks at The Rib. 

Great Carly Liz scenes too! Carly was telling Liz she was a good Mom. Very nice. Given the circumstances, Carly was very civil. ;) Becky Herbst can cry so beautifully. 



OMG NEW HOT DOCTOR! And he can act! WOW. I love him ..there are too many people on this show. Don't do this to me!
HE's adorable and has a saint's medal for AIDS patients. He and Sonny talk about life and God and saints.
His name is Griffin Munro. 
Or Hubba Hubba :) He knew Lucas in med school. 


Jake tries to tell Jason about Sam. Jake goes to the Rib and gets a phone call that no one picked Danny up from a birthday party. He's worried. Asks Kristina if she saw Sam. He says she was going to Elizabeth's. Cut to smoke, smoke alarm and Sam. He gets there and opens the door. Show ends. 

On Fire

I spent an hour in my unheated basement yesterday, I was fine. :) If the furnace is in there, it kicks off a bit of heat. But OH WELL...it's a soap and we need another fire! RIGHT!!? 

I'm going to see Anomalisa today!! So I won't be here. It's nominated for best animated picture and is supposed to be superb. 

I hope to see GH when I get back or tonight! 

The Reading of Hell's Will WUB

Setting: Wyndemere.... at Dusk 

Scotty: Come on, come on..sit down..geesh...

Laura: Well, I'm trying but my toga is getting caught in the carpet!

Tracy: Why did we have to wear these damn things anyway?

Nikolas: Grandmother wanted some extra Greek tradition to be present at her last will and testament.

Alexis: Isn't she from Nebraska?

Spencer: COOL! Look! Alfred made me a Star Wars Toga!

Laura: I just bought those for your bed! 

Spencer: but I look awesome, no? (flips sunglasses)

Alexis: Let's get this over with, shall we? This place is creepy.. 

Scotty: All right, is everyone in? Anna, close those doors... 

Robert: Heah, I'll get 'em for ya..you look fetching in that drape...

Scotty: Ok, ok..order! ORDER! Have a seat...(puts on glasses)

 "I Helena Elise Montgomery Cassadine being of sound mind and body"... hey! No laughing in the peanut gallery!! "I ...blah blah blah... leave the following: 
to my faithful loving grandson, Nikolas I leave Wyndemere and all it's catacombs under the condition he hold a bi-annual ball in my honor for all time to come"...

Nikolas: Oh Great. 

Hayden: A Ball! We can have a ball! We'll get a cake... and a...I know!! Let's have a black and white ball..won't that be fun!? 

Nikolas: No comment.

Scotty: Settle down. "Nikolas also receives the house in Greece, 13 goats, my postcard collection and the 4 Rolls Royces".  To my Great-Grandson I leave..

Spencer: HERE IT COMES!!

Scotty "I leave all the Faberge Eggs and shares in Pixar"

Spencer: NO WAY! YES!!

Scotty: Settle down there, Scooter.  "I leave the previous to my Great-Grandson as long as he officially changes his name to... Mekkos Slavadovich Panos Cassadine".

Spencer: Huh? Messkoss? What is THAT?

Laura: Just Helena's control from beyond the grave, dear...

Scotty: MOVING ON... "To Anna Devane and Robert Scorpio I leave the horse stables as I never could get that smell out after the planting of Faison under the floorboards..."

Robert: Wench... 

Scotty: "To Lesil Obrect, I leave.."

Dr. O:  Ya? Ya? Zats me!! 

Scotty: My entire laytex-mask making set including 2 used Duke masks, one slightly torn Faison mask and a rather horrific Anna Devane mess I have hanging in my cupboard in the kitchen on Prague".

Dr. O:  :clapping: Oh yes!! I am zo happy! 

Scotty: "And to that wretched Natasha I leave my entire wardrobe because I know it will never fit her,

Alexis: Figures.  But! Maybe there's a Hermes bag in there...

Scotty: "In the case of my Hermes and Burberry vintage bags, they shall be donated to the Greek Goat Sanctuary on Fillos". 

Alexis: Damn, so close. 

Scotty: To that black spot of a boil, Laura Spencer, I leave the frozen frog legs left in the freezer, and Stefan's corpse, which is frozen along side of them and my other precious son, Stavros, whom I refuse to leave to anyone. Laura at the very least, deserves my sub-servant son. Let her defrost him". 

Laura: Well, at least she lifted...

Scotty: "AND! Lest we forget the curse I put on your head shall outlive my death by 300 years..."

Laura: And..nope. 

Scotty: "That goes for you too Sam McCall...to whom I also leave $450 to buy herself a pair of decent flats. You embarrass the family with your prat-falls my dear". 

Sam: :eyeroll: 

Scotty: As for the rest of it, she leaves everything else: ice picks, daggers, cloven hooves, jewelry, music boxes, snake skin wallets, giant portrait and slides of her African Safari to the newly formed Port Charles Museum of Helena Cassadine, to be housed at the renovated Brownstone on East Avenue. The curator to be Miss Tracy Angelica Quartermaine. 

Tracy: Oh, really? 

Scotty: It comes with a million dollar a year stipend...

Tracy...Oh in that case... 

Scotty: Now let us retire to the dining room for some feta sandwiches, uzo, blintzes and of course, blueberry pie. 

EGGSALANT! 

NOTE: Since we all know Helena's not really dead, all of this is moot anyway. 

Quickie Wedding

Hayden and Nik are getting married in a cheesy Vegas Chapel "Camelot" with golden crowns. Oh boy. He gives her a prenup. If the marriage ends for any reason, she 'only' gets 5 million. LMAO. Nikolas reads her an Irish Poem. A king guy marries them.  At the end, Nik goes to pay and some guy says: "Rachel"?? To Hayden.
End scene.

Ava finds out idiot Kiki left Avery with Sonny. She stomps in. Sonny tells her not to "touch his daughter". UGH. He says she has the flu. Sonny says she'll be safer with him than with Ava. They say "Mine" "Mine" and then she leaves. 
Later, She meets up with Scotty who tells her she probably SHOULD give Avery to Sonny if she's involved with something bad (she eluded to the Paul situation).
Because you know, everyone loves Sonny. :eyeroll: 

The Turnips are out on a date. We got a new waterfront set..looks like a cafe. They have coffee outside.
In FEBRUARY. 


OMG the Scotty Franco scene lasted 2.3 minutes. That's it. Nina had a quickie with Franco and told him she wants a baby. He's like: um..well, um erp. Then the BEST SCENE I've seen in a LONG TIME was on! WOW..Roger just blew me away!! WOW... He was talking about not wanting his DNA replicated and Jake getting hit and ... he was breathing really shallow, teary eyed.
Perfection. So good.
Franco still doesn't want a baby...yet. Or maybe at all. 

Tracy and Laura were together in a tiny room in Wyndemere. Talking about Nikolas and Hayden. Boring for these two actually. ugh Tracy says she's tired and leaves.  Scotty comes in and gives Laura an invite to reading of Hell's will. 

General Hosptial Easton 5.0

Paging Dr. Silas Clay 

Rocker Stephen Clay

Caleb 

McBain

Well, I have to run my thoughts by you all on this. I want people to understand that I don't think ME is a bad actor or that I don't like the man.
That's not it at all.
Since coming to GH, he's played: Caleb...McBain....the Silas Clay and Stephen Clay. Now he's going to be ANOTHER character.
I do not understand this. Here we have a FULL FULL cast. I mean bursting. Most people aren't on consistently. The stories are choppy because we are cramming so much stuff in there. 

Add to that the fact that Ric Hearst has disappeared. Add to that people like Tristan Rogers, who doesn't have a contract. Add to that Genie Francis and Jane Elliot who are way underused. Add to that, Brad and Lucas--a promising story just shoved under the bed pan. SMDH.

And...think about it. A new doctor guy is coming. We have Dr. Maddox just on-- Curtis joined us. New Mayor. New professor involved with Kristina. 

I suppose I could deal with a brooding, sexy Cassadine baddie but...really? Why do you kill off characters and let actors to to JUST BRING them back?!! I will never understand this business. 
Ever.
Take Carlos. He dies. I love Jeffery Parise. He's got that quality I like in my actors. But, hey, they killed him off.
Oh, NO they didn't! He was back...messing up the Sabrina/Michael story and now he's gone again while TC is on maternity leave.  Crazy.

Just stop. It's maddening and certainly doesn't make for good storytelling. I guess we'll just have to wait to see what happens with this latest announcement. 

Easton Back ON GH

Frank posted a VIMEO video for us to watch today...click that link to view. Yep, he's back. Varni says "An Exciting NEW Character"!! 

Drink up people. While Easton is good I'm tired of the in/out of this show and we have so many characters now. It will be his 4th character on the show. YES FOUR. McBain, his brother "Stephen" the singer, Silas and Caleb.
WTF. And yet, still no Ric or stories for people ONTHESHOW.

TODAY'S SHOW: Felicia and Mac go to Halifax to see Anna and Robert.
Monica is on.

There was a weird jump...Jake's already in GH, in bed... with head wounds. We didn't even see it. 

AND!! Sabrina sends Michael a post card from Puerto Rico... We never got to see why Carlos looked like the baby was two-headed! NO! And you know she won't be back until MAY. Plus the fact I bet when she gets back, they play the scenes we should see now.

UGHHHHHHHHH

Sam starts a 1978 space heater in Liz' basement and it's shorting out. It's gonna blow. (I saw the previews) 

Bloody Nose.

Nina wants to help Olivia "Fight the Power"!! She wants her in Crimson. Olivia doesn't want to be OGGGLED. BUT! Julian says stuff and Olivia gets mad. She says she'll do the cover. 

Parker is telling Krissy to stop harassing her and her wife. Alexis walks down the stairs. Krissy covers for herself, saying it's her professor and she's going to work on an independent project with her next semester. Alexis leaves. 
The professor and Kristina never slept together. She had Krissy over to her house for scotch when her wife was gone. Kristina said she 'knew what she wanted" ..but then got mad when she made a pass and turned her into the Dean. 
Weird dialog happens. Parker leaves the house. 

Lulu tries to seduce Dante. They talk about history. No flashbacks because of NuFace Lulu. They kiss and move to the bed. Lulu stops it. Says it feels weird.  They sign the divorce papers, knowing it's over. 

Sam is laying on the bottom of the stairs. Strangely, Jake has NO BLOOD on him. He was bleeding all over the place WTF. I hate that when they skip stuff. I guess Sam wiped it off? But if it was cut, it would still bleed.
His sitter yells for him to come upstairs. He panics.  He wrote a note "I have to leave"
Sam stirs at the bottom of the stairs. 
Jake is found because he almost gets hit by a car. *sigh*

Nina kind of belittles Franco's job. "Did My Aunt Cancel your watercolors"?? And laughs.  Franco is not amused. Later Nina says she wants a baby of her own.

Liz and Jake are talking to the psychologist. She says she'll see Jake tomorrow. They go home, Jake's gone. Babysitter is looking for him. He said "Sorry I have to go" and left. heh

SUPPOSEDLY there's a "HUGE" GH announcement tomorrow.