Droppin Like Flies on the Side of the Road!

yep

geeze...and Xtina was acting like the rocks layin' around. Good lord.

Olivia got engaged..nice.You know Steve's a dead man walkin' . Nice ring!!

Spin is mad he slept with Maxie.
His messages said "ELLIE TROUT"called.

Carly and Todd.. I like them but he's so BLAIR and shes' SO JAX. Oh well... we'll  see what happens. Although you know Todd is trapped soon. I wanted CODD to last more than one damn day LOL!

Connie is being arrested. Then, she slips out of the handcuffs.

Brandon Barash is SUCH A GOOD ACTOR!!! wow... loved his Starr scenes. Carly finds out about Johnny and is going to find out about Todd soon.  Oh boy.

AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER..I told you Ellie was going to wind up in a wheelchair! !"SPINAL"!

New Scoops are UP!

 If you care to look... WUBS NET

There's not a lot happening, imo-- the "truth" fall out with Todd, Connie and Johnny--the baby stuff with Maxie. AJ..ELQ with Lucy and Tracy. We hear from Luke and Anna and Duke are finally back from their month long "whatever"-- 

I may be a little late today but  I'll try to get here. 

Car Crash Crazy

I'm not in today, I'm taping the show-- let me know how those AIRBAGS FLY!!

Also, a few ?? for you to answer:

So...

What does Sam do all day besides break into safes?

What did Mac do on NYE?

Where's Felicia?

If you could gift Sonny one thing, what would it be?

Do you think Morgan will turn serial killer for being ignored for so many years?

What song will play when Nurse Betty "turns pretty"??

Who has the highest car insurance in Port Charles?

If Steve Burton goes to Y&R will Bradford Anderson Follow?

How cold/warm is it where you are?

Will you see Franco in "OZ"??!

Happy New Year!! Airbags on the Side..

Here we are..another year down and our 50th one to celebrate!! Given the fact we didn't even know if we'd HAVE a show at this time last year,  this is just a great way to begin. 

CUTIE PATOOTIE Emma...she totally rolled her eyes and stomped off when Paddy was talking to her. Sabrina  shows up looking like a dork. I'm sick of her fantasies.  How OLD is she supposed to be? 20? I mean, I can't see her with Patrick at ALL. 
Oh Britt got totally puked on by some little girl. HEH 

Julie Marie B (Lulu)  looked STUNNING today in her NYE outfit!! So did Laura Wright.

Ellie and Maxie..terrible straining voices-- what a nightmare for MY EARS!! The roof top thing..eh. Whatever. You'd NEVER have a rooftop dinner in January in Western NY.  NEVER. 
I think Milo loves Spinelli ;) HEH
The dog--ah HA! THE DOG shows up at Maxie's...she falls, has to go to GH!  he lost the baby

MiStarr..they were kinda cute today. 

OMG HOW STUPID was XTINA TODAY  with the trunk?? GOOD GOD!! "Uh, I think something's in your trunk" Stupid wench should have called 911 about 20 minutes ago. Poor Johnny. "Dere is sumptin'  in yer trunk" says the idiots.  YA THINK?? LOL 

STILL no Robert, Anna, Duke, Robin Jerry follow up.  Terrible continuity. Terrible

THE SUN: New Year Headlines

RUBBER FACE REMAINS AT LARGE! 

Last Seen at the corner of Swiss Lane and Fondue St.

ANNA AND DUKE MISSING!! 
Robert and McBain followed; also MIA 
Last seen around early December...PCPD says it's on brink of collapse without Chief or Nostril Detective!
Haunted Starr cancels all events because of no bartender

STOLEN BOOK CREATES HAVOC!
Who took Molly's Maine book... and why?
"I worked really super hard on it teen says "and like, I don't know what to do" Mother promises lawsuit
in related news:
CONNIE FALCOONIERI PUBLISHES SEX SHOCKER!
"Masochism in Maine" hits bookshelves in March 2013
"Won't be as good as mine" says Diane Miller, publisher of local Spinelli best-seller.

LOCAL COUPLE BUY A CLUE: "It's really expensive" says Michael Corinthos. "I have no idea where to put it" says girlfriend Starr.

UNCLE MAC invents NEW COCKTAIL at Floating Rib!!
"I call it the Thin Blue Line"  says the ex-cop...is grateful to  have job

HALLUCINATIONS RUN RAMPANT AT GH!!
LSD Tie in Leaves Olivia Terrified!!
"I'm going to the dogs" she decries...

SUPER-NOSE SNIFFS OUT LOCAL SEWER  LEAK
Swears it comes from local coffee warehouse. Owner says "bullcrap"!

STEVEN LARS FINDS CURE FOR HANG NAILS!
"Someone had to do it"...
Mother is "Proud" he says; wants to patent nail clippers. 

MOBSTER FOUND WITH DUCT TAPE RESIDUE! 
"I have no idea how I got tied up and thrown into that dumpster" says Mob Boss Zacchara "But I'm certain it doesn't have anything to do with no blonde"!!

CARLY JACKS LOSES VOICE!!
"Town rejoices with three day party"!!

MOPING LEADS TO SERIOUS FROWN LINES says Prominent GH Doc.

UGLY DUCKLING TURNS SWAN WITH COE-COE COSMETICS!

"My biggest project yet" says Lucy Coe, founder or Coe-Coe... "Although getting rid of her giant glasses did help", she admits. 

NEW YEAR PROMISES PROSPERITY FOR PORT CHARLES!
Out with the new and in with the old, promises producer; look for Nurses' Ball, references to history and ELQ reboot.  "50 years of Glory" says scribe. We can't wait.

Sunday Surgery: Short Sheeted

Anyone remember short-sheeting beds? That's what GH felt like this week... you put your legs in for a nice comfy lie-down and...BOOM Stopped short. 
The  "New Year's Eve" episode came the day after the
"Christmas Eve/Christmas" episode. If the show wasn't interrupted,  there would have been the weekend in between so it shouldn't have seen so jarring. 
Time sped ahead with a "thunk". We didn't even see presents opened!!

Speaking of time...put on your miniskirt scrubbies and join me!!

Yesterday's GH and New Scoops

OMG..is Sonny Teviah  from Fiddler on the Roof? "We only need your BLESSING PAPA"!!!
I'm THE PAPAAAAAAA!! THE PAPA! Tee hee. I was starting to like Ol' Trey too. Huh.

Starr is knocked out "We were going to publish our sex videos online" LMAO CAWNIE. And she wheels 200 pound Johnny out in a garbage can-- and then puts him in the trunk? Oh come on.

SO MUCH SEXIS TIME!!  I loves it!! 

Todd is in deep with Carly. Too bad because I like them. 



SPOILERS ARE UP: Yep..The car crash will take care of Trey-- Connie hangs from a cliff. Secrets come out and find out what happens to the baby.