Sunday Surgery: The Pride and The Promenade

You're no Romeo..

This week's GH was another reminder of just how HUGE this cast is and how the stories are all over. 
BUT! The bizarre Thursday show gave me a ray of light so I won't be all doom-gloom.

It's that time of year when we must have some BBQ!! With corn bread--New England Style. 

According to Hayden's Shirt..

It's still JULY 5TH!! LMAO!! ahhahaaa. DYING laughing. Will this ever end?

Lucy, Scotty and RIC? What the hell??? HAHAAHA.

Franco wants to take Lucy and Scotty to dinner with Heather's money.  Love these 3.

Naomi fainted at the Metro (doesn't matter why but she gave Heather that money). Liz is her nurse. She talks to her about her parents and then Naomi gets a panic attack again. I guess Jeff had a fling at one point. Hayden and Liz sisters.

Some random chick tells Carly she's the donor. Which she's not-- too easy.  She's not. Carly figures it out. Kicks her out of the Metro.

Sonny wants a favor from Hammy Finn. 

Jarlos (Joe+Carlos). First of all..another new character? UGH but..JVP is so good with this!! He seems totally different. The speech, walking, -- so weird. I'm looking at him going wow, it's a different person!! 

RIC IS ON!!!!!!! RIC!! And it's so random!!

Good Episode tho-- I got to see Franco eating with Lucy and Scotty. Jarlos was interesting. 
And.. Hayden's father is JEFF.. LOL I thought Liz' mother would be Naomi. Nope! 

Purple Bra

Krissy goes to see Parker. She says she's "moving on with a great guy"....Parker's marriage is over. Shocker. 
She cries, Krissy consoles her. 
They kiss.  They get in bed

Dillon hooked up with Darby? Must have missed that.BUT DARBY? seriously? Darby is still around? Later he has a sit down with Carly and Darby comes out with his sweater or something. Carly is SO happy they slept together! She celebrates with a drink. 

Felix in with Jules...Sonny is trolling him. Alexis goes to the hospital. Sonny's is all "what are YOU doing here"??

Ghost Carlos rolls out from under the bed.  Taunts Julian. Tells him to kill Alexis. Julian is saying he loves Alexis and she shows up in the door to hear him. 

Bunch of stupid Kiki/Morgan stuff. "I want you" ..."Well, I'm not sure"..."I'm not going to not be able to perform this time"...yada yada. They kiss when he starts to freak out but then they go into a hotel room together. She says she loves him. OMG They have the grossest love scene --he took  off her bra and panties.

The Amish are fighting about where Sabrina should live (I think) ..she's staying at the Q's. 

END: Carlos' Twin shows up at the Q house. YEP. It's His TWIN

She's NEGATIVE!

I got here in time to see on Twitter that Alexis isn't pregnant. THANK YOU SOAPGODS!! Although I don't know why they bothered with that day 'fake out'. LOL.
SO glad Diane was on. 

Jules goes unresponsive.  He needs more tests. 

The CASSADINE Island stuff is SO SO bad. Wow.  Why would big BAD Valentin keep AVA in the room and NOT Sam...who actually IS a Cassadine?  This story has no point, especially if Nikolas things the fortune is gone and is stealing diamonds? 

Ok, so Valentine ends up shooting Nikolas who FALLS OUT THE WINDOW. Yes, really. Maybe this time for reals?? 

Show Interupptus

Not going to be around tomorrow--real life is seeping into the blog-time. So, have fun, be safe and here's hoping Alexis doesn't have a bun in the oven. Seriously. I don't think I can take it. 

It's all Greek to Me

The island? OMG...first of all "Valentin" isn't nasty AT ALL. Sam and Jason act like they DGAF about this.  LOL 
Theo is speaking Greek. Nikolas can speak it too. 
Theo/Valentin flashes his Cassadine Tattoo. He is indeed, Valentine...Mekkos bastard Son.
Boy, this is really boring. Sad. 

Alexis bought a pregnancy test. YES she DID. UGH. Her girls want to have a movie night and she wants to go pee on the stick.  They find it in the kitchen. Alexis says yes, she could be pregnant. (:eyeroll:) she asks them to leave so she can pee in private. She doesn't do it today. 

Alexis needed to be ON THE ISLAND!  You know with the rest of the Cassadines?? It's like they don't even remember she IS a Cassadine. It's a boring ass'd story but.... at least include her. 

Lucas is talking to Jules. "you're not my father, Tony Jones was my father" !! Olivia walks in to bitch at him too. "You'll never see Leo again"! Then she goes to say that SONNY (Unlike Jules) is Wonderful, Loyal and Courageous -- Barf. 

Hammy and Sonny...bonding at the Metro. Hams wants to know if Sonny deals in illicit drugs--prescription to be exact.  Sonny lectures him on why he won't sell illegal drugs. Hammy tells him he's dying and got a disease. Sonny thinks he might know someone that 'knows someone'

Tracy and Hayden meet her mama. Hay thinks she can get what they need. She says she'll give up the name if they pay her.  She calls her dealer. He tells her that the street name for the drug is Zen Zen. She also thinks Hammy is an addict since it's a street drug.
If it's a STREET DRUG why the hell would Hammy Finn need an overseas connection??????? this makes no sense. None. 

Sunday Surgery: Sparkle Pants

HELLO from the Outside.....

When I was younger we'd watch soaps (or even prime time shows) because we either identified with a character or wanted to BE them. I loved One Day at a Time because of Valerie Bertinelli. I watched GH for Genie Francis. I didn't care if she stood there and pouted the whole show (which she did a lot of), I just wanted to see it. All My Children had Erica Kane (bad) and Tara (good). There has always been someone I've tuned into see on my soaps. 
Until now. 
Yes, there are a ton of characters on GH. Yes, for the most part, the actors are great. I just can't get into anything on this show right now. It's so bloated and jumps around SO much I find myself unable to latch on to any 'favorite thing'.  I might get intrigued by a portion of the show and then it's not on again for weeks. 
There are seeds of good that never get a chance to grow.
And now we are getting MORE characters.  
*sigh* 

Let's look at this week. I hope you enjoyed it because I was way underwhelmed. 

Not sure what to eat today, maybe some Snap Crackle and Pop! Could that pep me up?