Carly; Savior.

 

Gladys and Sasha...Sasha tries to take a pill and Gladys rounds the corner. Then Brando comes over and they hug. He wants to know why the photographer was chasing them. She said he has a reason. Gladys says she took his memory card. Sasha wants to tell Willow now. She sobs. 

Carly's talking to someone on the phone. Then Josslyn comes to the hospital to find out what happened. The whole story... and then Joss wants to know why Harmony would hurt her. Carly never really answers her. They talk about how grateful that Carly is alive. 

Michael and WIllow in the chapel. She has no idea why her mom was on the road. She cries about her mom, losing time. Cries. Willow comes in and tells her she hit her mother. They cry .Willow is confused by Alexis and Carly's part in all this. 

Reporter Schmalz confronts Michael and Brando at the elevator and he wants a quote about Sasha hitting someone. Brando threatens him. Michael is too fking stupid to even figure out that the guy is talking about Sasha hitting Harmony ahahahahha. 

Ava and Nikolas. He set up dinner again. Tells her his mother talked to Sonny so Esme can go back to the mainland. She's happy but Nik says it will take awhile. She yells-- then yells... and more. He says she has no access to money. Ava says she has to, she went to private school. They argue a LOT and then kiss passionately. 

Esme is listening to Trina and Spencer. She interrupts. They bark back and forth at each other. Spencer stands there. She does call Esme a psycho and Spencer and idiot..so..Spencer is still snowing Esme. Now Trina is listening to ES and Spencer. 

END: 

Gladys looks at the memory card---

Spencer tries to convince Esme he loves her and he wants her to trust him. 

CARLY is going to tell Willow what happened with Harmony because of COURSE she is. 

Brutal today.. dialog was so off.. just .. not my kinda show. Sorry

Blood on Rt 31

 Thursday SHOW!! 

Harmony is laying in the road. Sasha says she's still alive. The reporter guy pulls up and is like "MAN, what DID YOU DO"?? to Sasha. She gets him to call 911. She rolls Harmony over; gasps. Does CPS. Harmony breathes. The photo guy takes pics. The ambulance comes... guys say Sasha kept her alive. Photog wants his memory card back or he'll sell the photos of the accident. Sasha says no and attacks him. Dante stops her. Reporter leaves. Dante asks what happened. Tells Gladys to take Sasha to the hospital, she may be in shock. 
Sasha freaks out..Gladys says that Harmony ran out but Sasha was speeding. Sasha gets hysterical (good acting)..and they decide to go to GH to get her checked out. 

Carly and Alexis are in the hospital. Sam is there. Carly tells Jordan to go find Harmony NOW! Alexis and Carly tell Jordan and Sam what's happening with Harmony and Willow/Daddy yada yada. Jordan keeps pressing Carly "Why would she do that"?? Why this why that?? LORD. WEIRD Scenes. 

Dante is out to dinner with Millow--he says Sam couldn't be there (Because of being at GH but he doesn't know that yet). Michael and Dante talk about SONNY. Dante says it's Sonny..Michael says he 'affecting' Wiley. ugh. Dante gets called to the scene of the accident. 

Spencer is talking to Cam on the phone and Esme over hears him. He tells her he's going to The Gallery to avoid Ava and Trina (but we know Trina is there). 

Nikolas has a nice romantic dinner out for Ava. She texts she can't come... Esme walks in.  Nikolas is mad and flips the table over. RHONJ style. Esme tries to make Nikolas feel better and touches him and LAURA WALKS IN!! woot!! Says that Sonny is going to leave Esme alone-- and she can move. Esme pleads poverty but goes to tell Spencer. Laura tells Nikolas that  Esme is a scorpion and she'll poison everyone in that house. 

Trina is in the Gallery-- Rory comes in. She grabs her pepper spray. He said she left the door open and the reports might be out. She goes to get him a soda to take to his squad car.  They talk about art and Spencer walks in. He's jelly. Rory leaves. Trina tells Spencer he abandoned her when she needed him most. 

Portia and Curtis are talking about MARSHALL. SO FKINGBORING. UGH ...it's just the entire story about his file and how Curtis got it and...ugh. 

BACK AT GH: 

Carly calls Michael and tells him to get here asap..she's going to tell him about Harmony. 

Harmony is wheeled in.. Sam: Gasps. Carly: Gasps...Alexis: Gasps.. Amy "That's Willow's mother"!! Gasp. AHHAHHAA. OMG.  Willow walks in. Talks about seeing her MOTHER..MOM MOM...Carly's like Um...

END: 
Harmony goes into the OR

Sasha comes into GH just as Willow asks who could have done this to her mommy

Reporter guy calls Smatlz 

Nail Polish

 Gym...Curtis  punching the bag...  Sonny and Curtis talk. Sonny asks what made him so upset--or WHO? They talk about MARSHALL :eyeroll: 

Nina calls Brando about Sasha and her being "Fragile" , asks him to come to her apartment. THey talk about Sasha and losing the baby. 

Portia and Drew stop by The Savoy looking for Drew and he's not been returning calls. They talk about MARSHALL :eyeroll: 

Sasha, Maxie, Brook, Lucy and Gladys celebrate Deception at the Metro Patio. The Paps are there and Sasha freaks out. 

Maxie meets up with Austin; he kisses her.  Brook still doesn't like him. It's a weird scene. He wants to go get wings and beer and go back to Maxie's place. 

Then the papazzari guy takes a ton of photos of Sasha-- and she gets upset and bolts from the table. Goes to the hedges to grab a pill and the camera guy snaps pics of her with them. She freaks out even MORE. Gladys ends up taking the camera and his memory card!! Brook and Maxie are impressed. 

Alexis asks Harmony if she's just going to keep killing people to keep her secret. Harmony says "if that's what it takes, yes" and rushes Alexis. They argue. Harmony picks up a rock to smash Alexis but Carly stops her. Alexis calls 911 ...Carly holds Harmony back until Harmony kicks her and runs into the woods. Carly wants to go after her. Alexis says let the Police do it. 

Finn and Violet are in the nail salon...Ava is there too. Violet wants Finn to get his nails done as well. He laughs. Then Ava and Finn talk about having daughters. Violet seems to be having her nails done at about 8pm at night. ..um, ok?  Cute scenes, just... at night? 

Dante goes to talk to the patient "Erik" Who they brought in all beat up. IT's the guy that Sonny put in the trunk. Dante asks who did this to him.  Again. And again. Oh, TJ Is there too. Guy doesn't talk. 

END: 

Sasha is driving really fast because the paparazzi is following them... 

Harmony is running in the woods and....she gets hit ( I think)

TJ gets a package at the hospital ...it's Marshall's clarinet 

Sage My House

 

Nelle is in Ava's apartment, I totally forgot she rented that! Smaltz is there trying to talk to Nina for his article. Sasha comes in, tells him to get out. Then Sasaha tells Nina she's so scared about what could happen to Brando-- and the robbers being out on bail. Nina says "Sonny took care of it'-- "DID he KILL them"? She asks. They talk about the mob.. and relationships and .. just stuff. 

Brando talking to Lucy about the house. Sasha wants him to look, she's too busy. Brando is so sad about Liam. 

Dante finds Sonny at the gym. Sonny is all bummed about Michael.  He tells Dante what Michael said to him.  Dante dogs on Nina and her bad behavior. Sonny tells him to stop judging. Brando walks in during them arguing. Brando agrees with Sonny and sees Michael as entitled. Dante says he loves both of them 

Willow and Michael talk about him rejecting Sonny.  Blah blah blah He wants to make the Corinthos name a good one. Keep it for Morgan. :eyeroll: He talks about how much he doesn't want to be like him and Willow says not to get too revengeful or he WILL be like Sonny. 

Liz and Finn discussing her situation (again). He still wants her to move in, she still says no. She's going to the Metro. Later they are there sitting in chairs waiting for her room to get ready. Lucy asks how Aiden's project went on the Ouiji board. Finn yells at her for believing in that stupidity and the supernatural. He apologizes and goes to take Liz' stuff to her room. Lucy talks to Liz about what's happening. She THINKS it could be a Franco's spirit and she should take comfort in it. Lucy suggests a medium go to Liz' house. 

Harmony looks at Carly in the trunk and is going to smash her head in with a rock "I'm going to make this look like a tragic accident" .... DUN DUN DUN.  Oh she was putting the rock on the gas pedal to make it look like Carly drove off a cliff. BUT ALEXIS WALKS UP (she's a temp recast).. how did she find her there? DAMN IT. She says Harmony mentioned it when she was drunk. Anyway, Neil was Harmony's court appointed therapist and he kept notes and when he lost his license he felt bad for Nina and was going to tell... Harmony explains that befriending Alexis in the jail was her way of making it 'up to her'! Alexis says that she's out of her mind and she killed 2 people. Carly starts bashing on the trunk. Harmony goes to leave but ALexis runs to the trunk and sees Carly. Tries to wake her up. "She knew too much" Says Harmony and SO DO YOU!! 

It's so sad Nancy had to have surgery and wasn't here for the big reveal ..end Harmony story! Couldn't be helped but..damn. 

Is It Monday?

 ALREADY!!?  THE weekend FLEW BY

Harmony almost burning the papers, Carly stops her. NO wait, sorry..it's a nothing burger. Harmony sets it on fire anyway. :eyeroll:  Carly bugs her to tell her what he problem is with Nina. Carly is INSUFFERABLE. Yes, Carly finds out about Willow because when Harmony leaves she goes through the file and finds an old note of Neil's that Harmony missed. FKING CARLY OMG. Unbelieveable. THEN she goes in the fire and finds the first part. Harmony catches her and tries to stab her with the needle and they tussle!!! OOOH!!! 

Curtis and Marshall. Curtis says that his arrest wasn't even that much of a deal; why did he leave his family? THEY TALK FOR A LONG TIME AND ...and.. he was protesting and sent to a mental institution. Curtis doesn't understand why he had to leave the family. 

Diane is with Alexis in Alexis' office. SHE wants the story to run and Alexis says Harmony begged her not to. Diane tells ALexis to just kick Harmony out of her house. They argue. Yada yada. 

Brook Lynn and Chase almost kiss and then.. MICHAEL walks in to talk about the companies merging. He wants her to talk to Ned. Brook and Chase get close and... get interrupted by LEO. "WHy weren't you at my party"?? Do you like them better? OMG so true to life LOL 

Sonny talks to Willow at the Gate House trying to get her to have Michael know he cares and all that jazz. Michael walks in..of course. He tells his dad to bug off. Sonny wants them to heal their relationship. Michael tells him he's cutting him out of his life. 

Liz's house. Jordan is checking IT and hard drive to get files. They are talking about who it could be. Jordan says that the person messed up the tapes by using some blocker. Jordan leaves. Aiden comes in. He thinks it's Franco doing this. Finn says Franco wouldn't want to scare them. Aiden wants to "ask Franco" 

END: 

Sonny says he loves Michael but he will have to beg him for forgiveness. Michael says 'don't hold your breath" 

Alexis gets home. OMG, Harmony has CARLY'S CAR and Carly is in the trunk and Harmony is on the edge of a cliff!

Sunday Surgery: Cop Blocked

 

It's always interesting when I take a few days off and try to catch up on Hulu. It's not the same as watching live (Better--no commercials) and I always feel a bit jumbled. 

Today's SS will be more humor than recap and more observation than anything else. I hope you enjoy. I will try to put everything into a summary at the end in the Wubshell section for those of you that missed the week. 

photo credit: @Here4Sprina 

FABU FRIDAY

 THOUGHTS ABOUT  3 DAYS OFF: 

Sonny had that butterfly bandage on his head for 78 days. 

Esme and the GO GO dress!! LOL 

Carly and her MUMU dress!! LOL 

Harmony and the whole "I'm terrified of me" ... eyeroll. I HATE it when Soap Characters are all "I feel so guilty". 

Sonny kidnapped one of the robbers LOL 

Is Roger off for awhile or what? GEESH... Austin is more MIA than normal. 

NO GUNS NO DRUGS!  OMG.. we GET IT. 

Cameron's real wife... okay. whatever. 

OMG The OUIJI BOARD!!! Lord help me

Sonny-- still has that bandage on and he's being a dick to WU. Love Brad's look. 

Cam and Britt? No. 

TODAY'S SHOW!! 

Well it starts the next day and it's just a mess. Chase is in GH-- all ready up from being knocked out an his phone is broken. I thought I missed something??? How'd he get another shirt? Why would Liz think that was an ACCIDENT? Why didn't we see her reaction?? This is really weird and it's really pissing me off ...

Also, Leo's adoption thing started in the middle of everything? Oh, Leo's taking theater therapy! 

Carly flashes back to Harmony saying that Willow wasn't her's but she writes it off to her being drunk. Alexis talks about Smaltz and the story he's doing on Willow and Michael/Nina. 

Drew tells Michael and Ned that maybe ELQ and Aurora should merge. 

Harmony is afraid that Alexis looked at her files. SHe's mortified she drank so much. She gets mad when Alexis tells her Smatliz is wrigting a story on Willow's past. 

Trina sees Marshall leaving and wants to go (kinda) since she's facing a bunch of crap in PC. 

Curtis talks to Jordan when she comes to the club the morning after the poker party. She over hears N'neka talking about a "4am party"...then Selia WU WALKS IN. Curtis is like: DOH! Selina says she's planning a private BIRTHDAY party and has to talk to Curtis. Jordan leaves. Wu gives Curtis the file. Tells him that looking at it could change everything and only be sure he really wants to know the truth. 

END: 

Jordan asks Liz to download the app for the cameras. They see a brass animal on the floor that could have hit chase. 

Carly catches Harmony trying to set her files on fire in Alexis' fireplace

The footage of the security cameras ARE CORRUPTED OF COURSE

Marshall is ready to leave but Curtis stops him and wants to talk about why he left the last time. 

WEIRD DAY.