Mid-Week GH Rant

It's raining out and I can either go to the gym, clean the house or sit here and bitch. Hmmm... hard choice? NOT!! 

The show really bothered me yesterday and I need to get out why without waiting until Sunday Surgery. I can always link this post to that and save some time. 

WHAT THE HELL MOMENTS: 

Sam being saved by St. Jaysus who apparently can see through junk, realize Sam's in the freezer and get her out. HOW did he even know she'd be at the DOD house?? How is this any different than him finding her all drugged and tied up the LAST time Shiloh took her?? 
WHY DIDN'T LUCY HEAR HER?
That would have made sense, right? She's the one that was there--she's also a Slayer, remember? She was pretty bad-ass on Port Charles. Why not have Lucy get her out? Because...we need to see a man rescue a woman again? WTF? Seriously? Most of us aren't 12 anymore and get the fact that "women in peril" aren't all that in a story. I'm not even getting into the fact of Sam going to his room to get the flashdrive by herself...because why bother? 

TWENTY CHARACTERS were on yesterday. TWENTY. Most of whom did not have scenes together. The scenes were SO chopped up it was ridiculous. Not only that, Alexis and Dr. Neal could have said the same things the last 3 scenes they were in. I'm tired of the exposition dragging out over a course of. days and days. 

SPEAKING OF WHICH:  What the hell with Peter and Maxie?? I really want to sit and count up the times they've been in the Metro dining room talking about Lulu. I imagine it's over a dozen. I was hella shocked Valentin and Sasha weren't in there talking about CHAP-a -QUAH. Sure, TJ and Molly were a nice touch but come on, you and I know they'll be on screen for a blip then...
STORAGE CLOSET. 


What was the point of: Michael and Sonny talking in Kelly's? To mention Michael saw Cassandra Pierce? He didn't even know her real name? Was it to give Sasha Sonny's seal of approval? Does Michael EVER work? Shouldn't the fact of the ELQ shares being in limbo be some kind of story?  
Well, I shut it for now. LOL. Sorry to rant first thing. 

BRIGHT NOTE: The Trina/Joss/Cam stuff was light and cute. Thank you to whomever put on Molly and TJ for however briefly-- I owe you one.  

See ya later, taters! 

Trash Pile

Alexis and Dr. Neal. He says no more patient and doctor. She says "I thought you were the right guy". The establish the fact they like each other. Alexis says it might be good we know so much about each other. He says "Well, I know you're still in love with your ex-husband"! SNAP! They decide to sit and talk and maybe start over -- not as patient and therapist. Then Neal decides nope and leaves. 


Kim Julian. She tells him her grief is swallowing her up and she has to move away.  She's drowning in her sorrow. yada yada He says stay, she says she wants to go... They finally decide they'll leave together. He'll do a PUB wherever they go and visit PC a lot. Now we know WDV isn't leaving the show-- so?? Hmmm... 


Cam is picking up trash..Joss and Trina want to help him but he's like You're gonna get me in trouble.  HE dumps it out and says he has to get his hours in. (the insertion of these scenes was so annoying today--SO much shit was going on and chopped up) They have a food fight and Joss walks away for a min. Cam and Trina talk about how their plan to get Josslyn out of the house 'worked".  They are going to the movies later. 

Michael Sasha. Back from PR!! Sonny comes into Kelly's and sees them making out. So far, nothing on the injection front? Not sure what Cassandra gave her.  Sonny invites Sasha to dinner sometime. She leaves. Sonny tells Michael not to be too gung-ho about Sasha around Carly..because Carly.  Michael asks if he knew a Sandy Lance-- Sonny says No.. then the phone rings and it's Drew asking if he's seen Jason. Michael and Sonny go to look for him and Sam. 


TJ Molly. TJ wants to talk about the future. He says she's brilliant but she's not in the right profession, he thinks she really needs to write because that's her passion. He thinks she's going to law school because that's the safe option and what people expect. She has a plan to finish law school, get a job and pay off her bills. He tells her to go ask Peter August for an internship. 


Drew and Curtis ..they figure out Shiloh took the flashdrive.  They figure out Shiloh has Jason. 


Jason and Shiloh..still tussle. Shank says Sam or your memories, your choice. Jason beats him up, knocks him out and leaves. BUT I don't think he took the flashdrive? Shiloh wakes up and his head hurts-- he grabs his gun (but I don't see the flash drive?) 

Lucy calls the junk truck to pick up the stuff from DOD house, where Sam is in the freezer. LMAO. I SAID THAT YESTERDAY! Sasha goes to look at the house next. She says it's too big but Lucy says the seller (Michael) might want to turn it into condos if he doesn't get the price. They go out and talk by the junk pile.  Lucy wants to relaunch Deception and have Sasha be the FACE. 


Maxie and Peter in the Metro (Where else?) talking about LULU. Geezus. I do NOT want to see them rehash all the shit they did in Ithaca --SHOW TJ AND MOLLY! Ugh on my last nerve.  AND THEY WERE ON A LOT TODAY. :EYEROLL:  Peter tells Molly he might have something for her to write. Oh he wants something on the Cassadines. 

END
SO..ST. JAYSUS figures out Sam is in the freezer. LOL...it's amazingly DUMB. Lucy calls Sonny to come and help.  Jason gets her out, gives her mouth to mouth and OMG But...don't be shocked, she's SAVED!! 

Cam goes to the dumpster and finds Shiloh nursing his head wound. "I know you"... So Shiloh will kidnap Cam and Franco will take Drew's memories to save him. Hmmm, RoHo will play 3 people on this soap: Todd, Franco now Drew. He'll lose his Franco memories. What will Frizzies do? Will Anti-Francos still hate him? 

Junk Pile

EDEN put this on Twitter with "Mondays" on it! 

MONDAY again. Hell, slow down, I hate when August flies by! We've had such glorious weather here too. Hot, low humidity and cool at night. HEAVEN. We don't get much of these so I'm trying to really enjoy it. BUT--here I am, inside to bring you today's GH.
Such dedication. 

Carly in the park, talking to her baby belly... Kim comes along, wants to know how it's going. She tells her about the Spina Bifida. Kim tells her she is there for her and can answer questions. She's delivered babies with SB. They talk about Oscar and of course, Morgan. Kim says she has no reason to stay in PC. Carly says she does.  They go to GH. Kim sees Drew and tells him she's leaving PC. 


Brucas and Julian at GH.  Julian and Lucas leave to go see a house Julian wants to buy. Dr. O comes up to Brad  (who's taking Wiley to his swimming lesson)- and says she's lucky she could SVIM because when she was pushed overboard, it's the only thing that saved her. She tells Brad she thinks he puuushed her. He reminds her she pushed him off the Parapet long ago and they are 'even" now. Oh!! Nice use of history there. 
Brad tells Dr. O that Sonny is dangerous like Faison and she kept Peter from him.  Then, he says Britt knows about the baby switch and if she tells, he'll tell she knew and she will be in parole violation. "you're black mailing me"?? Says Dr. O. 

Finn asks Epiphany about the drug Dr. Cabot prescribed for himself. She lets him see the computer (Why couldn't he look himself? He's a damn doctor??!!) Drew walks up and Finn says they may have a "situation" going on. Tells him Dr. Cabot is in town. Drew says his memories were stolen. 

Jason gets the call from Shank to come and save Sam. She's on the floor, duct taped and passed out.  SHiloh says to come alone, no weapons...Will they grab Franco instead?? Must be.  So, Jason goes to the room and Shiloh asks for the gun.. (he can't have 2??) and Jason gives it to him but beats him up --Sam is gone. They show her in a freezer outside the DOD house in the 'trash pile'  :eyeroll: Here's hoping the 1-800 JUNK truck comes lol 
Shiloh shows Jason the flashdrive and says he wants to implant the memories in him and then he'll tell him where Sam is.  Jason tries to strangle him. 

Lucy's trying to sell the DOD house....and Julian is looking at it. Michael had bought it for a woman's shelter but it's not zoned for that . (Shiloh rented it).  Julian wants it because he's living at the bar. "Maybe Kim will want to move in" . I think maybe he's going to buy it for Brucas? Hmm, well, maybe not? Nope, it's just for him. He's going to go talk to Kim about it. They go outside but don't hear Sam yelling. (See below) 

Neal comes over to Alexis' house to talk about the elevator event. Says they cant' see each other anymore. Not ethical...Alexis argues that they should not end. He argues they have to. On and on.  They care about each other.  I like these 2 but the same convo all the time is a bummer. 

END: 
Carly sees Dr. O and Brad shaking hands "Good luck, Mr. Cooper, you're going to need it"
Julian sees Kim and Drew hugging after she says she's leaving Port Charles
Sam passes out in the freezer, I guess from lack of Oxygen lol 

OH !! TJ AND MOLLY ON TOMORROW!! 

Sunday Surgery: One Year Old

I"m So glad you're my baby boy and I found you... DUN DUN DUN...

Wiley is one...and so's the baby switch!! You think it's gone on too long?? Twitter thinks so. I think it should have come to a head at the beginning of the summer and played out more in July but maybe JUST maybe it's going to be done by the end of August. 

I went to the drive-in last night! Hub's first time (they didn't have them in England). Let's have some stale popcorn to celebrate. 

MEMORIIIIEEESSS... yes, like the Cats Song

The Island: Cassandra, Michael and Sasha. Michael and Sasha have sex again. Cassandra is on the phone and thanks someone for getting a gift to 'enhance' breakfast. They show a needle in her purse. She shoots Sasha's grapefruit full of the drug. Hey, that's 2 druggings this week!  Cassandra leaves after getting a selfie with them. Maybe she's trying to get Sahsa hooked? There seems to be nothing with the drugs this time at least--they didn't show her being all weird anyway. 

Drew has Chase come because of the break in. Curtis briefs him on what Shiloh stole. They are saying Shiloh has an alibi and someone must have taken it for him. Chase is going to get a warrant for Shiloh's room. (Count the number of times they all say "Memories'...holymoly) 

Dr. Evil Pants is with Shiloh in some old hotel room..even has like a 1978 TV set lol . They talk about transferring the memories.  

Jake, Jason and Liz at Kelly's... (same Jake, no aging!) Liz wants Jason to like Franco. Jason isn't so sure. She says he was sick.. he's like, meh.  Liz says Franco was more of a constant in Jake's like than he was. Ouch. Cam comes in to pick up Jake. They talk about Franco while Jake is getting snacks for his baseball team. Cameron says Franco has been good to 'his mom, brothers and me' so he's ok. 

Willow and Sam meet in the alley way/park fence thing. Sam wants to know more about Shiloh's "time in Afghanistan". Willow says it's all in the book Sam asks about "Tex". Willow doesn't know him. Then Shiloh walks up. He taunts them. Sam tells WILLOW she'll give her the money to get her tattoo off. Chase walks up to talk to Shiloh. He gives him a restraining order for Willow, Brucas and Wiley. 



Cam gets Oscar's paperwork for the car. He has to transfer the title and has Oscar's death cert. Kim and Franco talk. He tells her she could have some art therapy to help her out. She wants Franco to 'be there for Drew' and keep being a good friend. Then, Franco tells Cam that the "parking space' will be taken care of. God, they talk about this parking space like it's gold or something.  Scotty is giving Cam a parking space at his office building-- and it's free. It's also by their house. 

Liz gives Kim a gift bag from the reception.. Kim is sad. She mentions about what she did at the reception and how desperate she was. Kim thinks she should leave town. 

Hayden asks Finn about Casssssandra. He tells her about Cassie's past. blah blah

END: 
Idiot Sam breaks into Shiloh's motel room to steal the flashdrive ...she finds it and goes to leave but Shank is at the door.  He calls Jason and tells him if he ever wants to see Sam alive again, he'd better do what he says. 

Tell The Truth

CAST PHOTO FROM GHFCW thx to @NivFansGH on twitter 

Wyndemere: Jax tells Finn he's not "seeing" Hayden, it's just business. Hayden is off exploring and the governess we saw interview Willow at the Metro stops her. 
The martini glasses were distributed and we don't know who got the "truth stuff"...although the way Hayden downed her's it might be it. 
Nina wants to do a cover story on Cassssandra Pierce. Finn is like WHY? 
Hayden comes back. Admits to snooping. Jax jumps in and says she was looking for the diamonds she hid before she left. Then, Hayden looks at Finn and says "Do you ever think about me, because I can't stop thinking about you".. WEIRD segment.  oh DUH! it's because Hayden drank the truth-drink!! DUH. That's why it was so strange. AND she told the truth about snooping. lol 
Finn says he doesn't think about her, he moved on and loves Anna. He says "you broke me when you left". He doesn't hate her tho. They stare at each other longingly. Everyone leaves. 


Lulu's house: She's moved on to white wine. Laura comes in. Gets Lulu coffee "I had NO SAY and NO CHOICE"... she cries. Laura says it's frustrating and scary but she's not alone. Laura gives her a pep-talk about Dante walking away because he's broken and he needs time. Lulu's all crying. 
Laura leaves, says 'no more wine".... and Lulu sits and stares at the divorce papers. 

Metro Court: Sonny and Carly. Sonny tells Carly not to bug Michael on his vacation. The power goes out and Carly lets everyone have dinner on the house. The back up generator broke, btw.  Dev comes out with champagne and caviar to give away. He picked the lock :eyeroll: His timing is SO off as an actor right now. I'm giving him time but..eesh. Sonny decides Dev is going to learn "the coffee business". He'll be working the warehouse now. 

Puerto Rico...Cassssssandra tells Michael and Sasha she's in the "inport/export" business. Cassandra finds out that there's a dinner party at Wyndemere and Jax and Hayden are there. (Sasha tells her)--she goes to make a phone call.  Comes back and invites Sasha and Michael to breakfast the next day. They say ok. Then they go have montage sex. :eyeroll: 

Elevator Stuck: Alexis and Dr. Neal. Um..how many times has this been used on a soap? He needs to "be somewhere".  His daughter died 5 years ago tonight. She was in a cult.. much like DOD but it was a drug related one. She killed herself, they found her in the bathtub with pills by her side.  He always goes to a Karaoke bar every year and sings her fave song to 'her'.."Hush Little Baby".  Alexis tells him to sing now. He won't so she sings. It's so sad. He's such a good actor....teary eyes and all. They end singing together and then the elevator starts again. 
I LIKE DR. NEAL 

Catching Up : Tuesday and Wed

Oh
My
Goodness!! 



WOW!!  Tuesday's show was just my cup of tea!! Lesil in Wyndemere -- she was so awesome.  Scott Sickles write so well for her!! Love that she's in the house with other people. It's always awesome to have a bunch of characters together. It shocks me still how BIG Danny is.  That park also kills me because it's SO Southern California. HATE Drunk Lulu. I'll talk more about that in Sunday Surgery. Stella wanting to be related to Billy Dee Williams. Aww.. and Curtis thought it was her "love child" LMAO. 


Wednesday's Show:  OMG "Puerto Riccccccccco' LMAO Oh I don't know, I just hate the cheesy soap attempt at a 'destination" Not as interesting as Tuesday's that's for sure. Shiloh is on my last nerve...where I guess he's supposed to be, right?? Billy Miller is leaving so the "drew" backstory is moot a bit. Well, unless they use it to get rid of Drew somehow. I have a feeling he'll leave the canvas quietly. I'll be surprised if he's killed off (but I really love a good murder!!) The best part was Diane and Alexis-- so good.  Carolyn Henessy needs to be on more.  
OMG if Shiloh has Drew's memories could he put them in his OWN head?? Lordy.  MESS --oh wait, he wants them in Jason's?? Hmm but he was too brain damaged. I still think they'll go into Shiloh. Would be a way to erase his past btw. So soapy. 

Cassandra Pierce is back? WHY? I love me some Jessica Tuck but.. that character just ran it's course. Maybe there's something big on the horizon? 

OK, that's that!