Helena Cassadine and Hank!!

In what I believe are a series of flashbacks, Helena shows up and is seen with none other than the DOD Cult leader Shiloh!!
Did she train him to be the mercenary in Afghanistan who stole fuel to get her coffers up?? Did she also send him on a secret mission to capture Drew and then have his memories changed to Jason so she could make her the "Solider Boy"? Would make sense. 
LOOK at how fashionable Connie aka Hells is!! SQUEE!!! 

Can't wait. TV Line had the exclusive on this, btw. Not yours truly (who usually gets all things HELENA before HELENA even gets them!!) 

KeMo DRAMA with Billy Miller Exit

SO, THIS was on twitter late last night-- oh the drama... what does she mean?? Of course she didn't follow it up with anything (I stayed awake as long as I could).  We all know both she and Miller haven't been thrilled since Burton's return. You can feel it in every scene. So--what's the scoop? Many are speculating he's back to YR (Jason Thompson is playing his past role I believe). Or is this some big ol' back stage gossip?? I guess we wait until Miss Monaco decides to spill..if ever. :hands up: 

I am out today-- no blog sorry! So you may use this space for show comments as well. Thx. 

Open Eyes

Alexis goes to Kevin about needing a therapist. He says he can't be hers..too many conflicts of interest. Kevin sees Dr. Neal as a patient so he can't see her. She leaves, wants a woman therapist next. 

Laura and Drew talk about how brave Franco was-- " I want to thank him". Drew tells her he might not be Franco when he wakes up. 



Liz tells Epiphany to tell Franco to wake up "He listens to you". Epiphany calls him a hero. Leaves. Liz cries "Wake up Franco, wake up".. Laura comes in and hugs Liz. They go for a walk and Drew comes in and talks to Franco. "you need to wake up for the family" He gives him one of his medals. 
Later Kevin checks on him..beepers go off and Franco twitches. Opens his eyes. Asks for water. Kevin asks him if he know what his name is. Franco says 'Is that a real question"?? (I would give a million bucks if he said "Sure, I'm Todd Manning" LOL) Then Kevin asks him what the last thing he remembers is. THEN they don't show the answer--Kevin comes out and Liz rushes in. Franco looks at her and she says "why are you out of bed"?? Stares. Then there's a commercial.
For Cripes sake. 
See the end down there for what happens. 

Cam is cleaning up..he's pissed. Throws his stick. OMG I'm going to love "Angry Cam"! Trina and Joss ask why he didn't go to the movies. "I was busy being kidnapped" . Tells them the whole story. Says it's his fault. They say it's not. 

CarSon is visiting Mike at the home. I think Mike is getting "Married" today. He didn't know Carly.  Sonny's sad and says he's losing him day by day.  Marcus brings Yvonne's fave dress but can't watch the wedding. Stella asks him out to dinner. 
Mike tells Sonny he's sad not to have family there. He used to have a wife and son but he 'blew it" Sonny says "what happened to the boy"? Mike says "we don't talk and I don't blame him...it's too late now". 


Lucy is in Charlie's appraising the place for Julian. She wants to know if he's keeping the decor. Kim wants Lucy to sell her place too. Kristina wonders if Julian told Alexis he's leaving. Of course, Alexis walks in 2 minutes later and tells her he's moving to Manhattan with Kim. Alexis' face says it all. She's pretty anxious and upset. BUT tries to be brave. Dr. Neal walks in. They work at different  tables. 

END:
Stella tells Marcus that her DNA relative has had a change of heart and wants to meet her. 
Liz asks if she can get Franco anything and he says "Yes, my superior officer".. and tomorrow he tells her he's never seen her before in his life. 
WELP! 

Sunday Surgery: Wubs Works It

HERE GOES NOTHIN!! 

So, I did a mid-week rant you can find : HERE ON THE BLOG. Hit the link if you want to see what I had to say about Sam's rescue and a bunch of other things. I saw the ratings for the past few weeks and man o' man.. FRANK needs to wake up. That's all I'm saying on that subject. 

This is a "working" blog as I'm giving you what I think works and what I think doesn't. You may agree--you may not.  We can all agree that it's been a hit or miss summer when it comes to the drama. 

Nachos today. 

The Rescue

We start with Stupid Paxie stuff.. not even worth mentioning. 


Robert is with Lulu at Kelly's telling her about Dante. He's not coming home in the 'foreseeable future".. Robert is sorry but he'll keep an eye on him with his friends in WSB. Lulu sobs, Willow comes along, she was waiting for Chase. Lulu says it's had to date men 'drawn to danger".  She basically tells her being married to a cop is terrifying but she would do it all over again. (??) Lulu wants to interview Willow for a story. A DOD story--about how strong she is.

Oh thank GOD Robert interrupts Paxie and tells Maxie he had to tell Lulu that Dante isn't coming back-- and "here you are, wrapped around the guy responsible" ...
Maxie says it's HER fault and how DARE YOU!!? Peter's great! Robert says nope, he's  dirtbag!! LOL YESSSSSSS!! 

Chase goes to GH-- to get Liz, why wouldn't she have texted him? Oh FFS--anyway they are going to the warehouse. 

Franco's hooked up to the machine while Cam howls.  The download begins and it looks like on the monitor like a REAL COMPUTER BAR DOWNLOAD!! ahahahahaa. OMG. It cracked me up. 
Curtis and Drew rush in with guns blazing. Dr. says the download can't be reversed or stopped and Franco will be "Drew 2012". Chase comes in with Liz. Shiloh is arrested again. They have to leave Franco hooked up because of the delicate nature. 
They are back at GH in 2 seconds. Cameron checks out ok. He has to give a statement to Chase. 
Franco is being checked out by neurology. 
Lucas has to treat Shiloh. He's very professional even though Shiloh taunts him. 

Cameron tells Liz what Franco said before he got his memories expunged. Liz cries. 
Drew goes in and tells a passed out Franco that he doesn't want his old memories back, just his friend. 
Liz goes in to see Franco. Cries. Cam comes in. Says it's all his fault (again)

Willow sees Chase and is happy he's safe. 

Robert goes to GH and he and Curtis talk about the memory thing AND THEY ARE BOTH IN SUITS! 

END:

Cameron Rushes Shiloh and tries to beat him up but Drew holds him back. Cam vows to MAKE HIM PAY!! 

Lulu tells Maxie she's NOT going to divorce Dante, she's going to honor her vows. If he wants a divorce, he'll have to go to court. 

Drew gives Cam an Anti-Hate speech, says he needs to do good things, that's what Franco would have wanted. 


WELL!! JASON WAS NOT TO BE FOUND IN THIS EPISODE! WOW! 

Parking Ticket

Parry Shen shared this on twitter today! He was supposed to be only in a handful of episodes and HERE HE IS at 200!! I love Brad so I'm so happy. 

TODAY'S SHOW: 

For some reason, Drew and Curtis are sitting in a CAR just yammering on and on about Drew's memories. 

Lucy in the Metro Bar telling the bartender about her day--and Sam in the freezer. VERY VERY WEIRD SCENE. I mean?? Then.. she meets Drew and Curtis there who ask her if she ever had a client named "Cabot". She says no. Curtis shows her a photo.  She said that the guy wanted a quiet place to "Work"....but she can't remember where.  Then she realizes he said he was swedish and knows the address. They leave to go there. 

Also weird and awkward, Franco in the warehouse. Weird pauses...strange dialog? And?? Man..?? They talk about the flashdrive-- and Shiloh holds a gun on Franco. "Did you implant those memories in Cameron"?? he yells. He realizes they didn't. Many yelling scenes later, Franco says he'll take the memories if they let Cam go. He tells them he had a bad childhood and then did things with the tumor he wishes he'd forget-- and he could be a good candidate. Cam says What about MOM?? Franco says she's better off losing him, not losing Cameron. "If you got rid of me, Port Charles would throw a parade". 
Finally, SHank agrees to put the memories in Franco. 

Sam's walking around. Finn sees her tells her to take it easy. Michael's glad St. Jaysus rescued her. Liz walks up and Finn is explaining that Dr. Creep could implant the memories in anyone. Ok, watch that scene. When Michael gets a text, it's like there is the BIGGEST PAUSE ever. Such a bad scene. Sam and Jason talk mushy stuff in her room later on. 

Sasha in ER... Nina's freaking out. Lucas tends her. She wakes up and her fever is VERY high she feels like it's hurting all over.  Michael gets there. Lucas says she has some different flu strain he's never seen. Um, can anyone just go in there?? Wouldn't she be contagious? 
I bet Valentin told Cassie to do it to Sasha. Lucas calls Finn in on the case. 
Finn asked if Sasha was out of the country.   NOW they move her to isolation. 

Liz asks Jason to help find Franco and Cameron. Because he's St. Jaysus.  Jason is going to call Spinelli. Liz knows it's Dewitt Street but needs the exact location.  Liz is going to Dewitt-- to find Cam (she thinks it's a party). She calls Det. Chase. 

WOW...TODAY'S show... was NOT great for me. SO many technical problems and .. the dialog just seemed... weird. I usually love when they do the 'final' stages of things but--MEH. I struggled to get into it today. 

Give a Hoot, Don't Pollute

METRO:

Table 1: Scotty/Laura. He wants Laura to tell Ava not to talk to Chelsea. Laura thinks he likes Ava. 


Table 2: Ava/Chloe: Chelsea says going to see Ryan was dumb. She says Ava has to atone better but won't say how.  After Chelsea says "Give a Hoot, Don't Pollute"-- she leaves. Then Laura comes over and tells Ava that Scotty is worried about her. They talk about their dead kids. 

Scotty comes over later and he tells her not to see the psychic. HE says keep the lady away from Franco. 

Laura calls Chelsea on the recommendation of Ava. I BET we find out Nikolas is alive. 

Table 3:  Hayden/Jax: Finn called Jax to find out how Hayden is doing. Jax figured out that Hayden was probably drugged. 

CRIMSON:

Valentin and Nina talk about Jax and Hayden (snooze) talk about Jax and Hayden looking at Wyndemere. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz. They talked about nothing for 5 scenes and made out. That was it. 

Sasha and Maxie: Sasha is in WUB with Michael. Maxie tells her to be nice to Michael. 


GH:

Sam/Jason: Sam says she's NOT Ok. She's crying about being in the freezer.  GOD, I wish she'd shut up...She also hasn't mentioned her kids once. I know this is a soap but geeze. She's been running around town and ..?? 


OUTSIDE ALLEY: 

Friz are waiting for Cameron. Where IS HE? Liz drives home. Franco waits for Cam longer and won't drive because of what the psychic said. After Liz leaves, he gets coffee. Chelsea walks by and tells him "Forget what I said, you HAVE to take that drive".  Scotty calls Franco that Cam's car got ticketed at 721 Dewitt St. because he knows a meter maid or something. That's the address they showed us at the beginning of the show. (Don't ask about the Scotty thing because no one on twitter could figure out how he got the information either. )
NOTE: For some weird reason, it's night and there's a COFFEE STAND with a girl at it in the middle of this scene LOL. RANDO


Franco leaves for the address. 


WAREHOUSE OF DOOM:

Cam is in the chair. Dr. Creepy looks at him like WTF!! Cam begs to be let go. The doctor says the drive has to be put into twins. Shiloh says Jason got away and he couldn't "get a hold of Drew" (lame). Dr. says no I won't do it. Shiloh says YES YOU WILL. 
WELP
They inject CAMERON to put him to sleep for the procedure .

END: 
Sasha flops down in Crimson
Franco walks into the warehouse