Exclusive: Wubs Net Interviews Jason Morgan!

It's true..!! The Wubqueen finally gets to dish with Stone Cold himself!! Here's the interview where only I dared to ask the most burning questions on everyone's mind. Sit back, grab a glass of wine and feast your eyes on this miracle of print media: 

 Jason Morgan arrives at Casa D'Wubs

Wubqueen: Squeeeeeeeee! Do you mind if I Squeeee? I mean,  you are  JASON MORGAN!! 

Jason:  Uh, no. I get it a lot. 

Wubqueen: Ok, let me just....there. I so wanted to touch your hair. It's magnificent.

Jason: Thanks. I get that a lot too.

Wubqueen: Well, Jason, you've had quite a few days! Phew!! Have you had time to sit down and breathe since little Jake went into the great beyond?  

Jason:  No. What's a beyond? Oh, you mean...died. No.

Wubqueen: Well... what do you think? Who do you think hit him?

Jason: No idea. But I tell you what, Dante's not going to tell me who it was. I won't believe it.

Wubqueen: Um...have you called your BFF Sonny yet?
 
Jason: No. He's in Italy.  Honeymoon.

Wubqueen: I know, but you know...it is your son and...


Jason: Italy. NO.

Wubqueen: Enough of Jake. I'm here to ask you the REAL question. You know THAT question.

Jason: Shoot.

Wubqueen: Who is it? Liz or Sam???

Jason: Liz or Sam what?

Wubqueen: You know, who do you like better?

Jason: Blink. Well...Liz has the best hair and Sam has you know..in the front area.

Wubqueen: Ok, but who's the BESTEST?  Like..if you were on a desert island, who would you save from a shark? 

Jason: Well, who has on my leather jacket? 

Wubqueen: Neither...no leather jacket.


Jason: Is my jacket lost? Because that would not be good.

Wubqueen: Look:  Sam or Liz..save one.  


Jason: Ummm, Karen. I'll pick Karen. We were the only ones on a desert island.

Wubqueen: Oh, this impossible! Let me ask in a different way. Who would you like to grow old with? 

Jason: Oh you mean like Lila and Edward.

Wubqueen: Yes, Yes...like Lila and Edward.

Jason: And I'm Edward right? 

Wubqueen: Yes! And who's Lila???   :leans forward:

Jason: Who's Lila? blink...she was my grandmother..

Wubqueen: :smacks forehead: Wow.. this is really difficult. Don't you understand there's a fan war going on out there?! People are fighting! Families are divided!! They need to know who do YOU LOVE THE MOST!

Jason: That's easy. Me. I love Me. 

Wubqueen: Between SAM and LIZ--- which one.


Jason: Oh, sorry, I refuse to answer that as per clause #3 in my contract. One and Two are about my secret powers. 

Wubqueen: Nevermind. Hey, can I touch your hair again? :giggle:

Jason: Sure.  Knock yourself out.

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