Sunday Surgery: Yearly Check-Up 2011

Ah, 2011 came to an end and what did GH do? Redux of the Claudia Birthday surprise (right down to the people trapped in the elevator) and blood stained bodies on the road. No one does it up like our GH writers. If I didn't know better, I'd say Mr. Grinch of a Guza snuck in there and fiddled with the scripts. But that would be cynical of me, wouldn't it? We all know I'm not cynical. :wink: At least no one got bashed in the head by a teen wielding a baseball bat. (yet) 
AH, 2011 you have to love it. 

Suggestions for a Happy GH 2012

  Spread the Airtime...Spread the Love 

In My Humble Opinion, I respectfully offer up these suggestions to the NEW GUYS comin' on over to shape up our soap:


1. Please throw the spray tanning and booths away. There are too many orange people hanging around this supposedly Western NY Town. Ron C knows how we look; pale and pasty. We like it that way. 

2. Buy some lights. Guza and Wolf had some weird idea that the darker the sets were, the worse the writing could be and maybe we'd not notice. We noticed. Some of us bought night goggles to compensate.

3. For the love of GOD, please get rid of 1/2 the newbies and make the PCPD a working, functioning entity.  After this last head banging incident, Jason could be ready to become a rogue agent. We'd buy it.

4. I will personally loan you my talent to redecorate the Metro Court. It's terrible and makes me sad everytime I see it.

5. Have Tracy take over Crimson in a deal with ELQ industries.... get Lucy Coe back. The Qs need to get back into the game. 

6. We really like Bob the Badger. He lives in Sonny's office. Feel free to feature him much more. There's also a bartender, Conan attached to that hang out.  He's missed. 

7. Please save Robin. We get that Kim McCullough wants to leave but have her go some other way. Not dying from that disease.


8.  Stories that have a beginning, the middle and an ending. Characters that stick around and don't get involved in dropped ideas and disappear.  Some excitement and love-- a bit of joy. GH has been so dark for so long we need a little fun. Families and friends have been fractured and blown apart. We need some synergy and threading of our history. 


PS. Lexi Ainsworth is  Kristina....keep her!


Happy New Year. Here's to a great 2012 in SoapLand. Port Charles needs a huge overhaul, and we are hoping you are the ones to do it.

I resolve to watch GH and not be such a nasty, cynical beeatch for the year.

Last New Years in Llanview.

 You know Farah wish it was for reals!! 

"The DNA in this town is worse than that on Fraternity Row" Roxy Says on OLTL !!!
"My heart belonged to a stark raving lunatic"! Says Clint
"You look good for a dead woman" says Nora!!
Awww, Rex and Gigi's wedding should have been what JaSam had--something like that not China cookies. 
Vicki looked so good in that dress...not matronly at all. It was a fun wedding and so fast. 
LIGHTS OUT!! BOOM! IS evil coming?!! IT WAS A GIANT CLIFFHANGER!!!!! Everyone is out of Statesville! LOL..
Only TEN episodes left!! 

GENERAL HOSPITAL: I hate that Crimson is sooooooooo dead in the offices. 
GOD Carly's dress was all sorts of fugly. Too short, too puffy...too gray. weird.
SKate...aw, Sonny buys a restaurant. Whatever. I still say if Brenda walked in, he'd drop Kate like a bad penny in about 3.4 seconds flat!!
Ingo was back today!! 
Spinelli and Sonny-- LOL. He got him gambling money. Sonny don't care!! 
Scrubs with EMMA!! Emma is so damn cute. Robin's hair was all ribboned up!
JaSam... such depressive stuff. END THIS FRANCO SHEEZE  
POOR TRACY! She thought it was LUKE!! Now, AZ and she are stuck in the elevator. The elevator was stuck then Michael walked out ?? Are there 2?? 
Michael is DOING A SONNY just like he did with Claudia!! GO MICHAEL GO MICHAEL...and did you see Alexis all of a sudden pop up behind him?? LOL. 
Sonny and Kate need to STFU. GOD!! Sonny you DID TRY TO KILL Jax!! geesh!


Michael  laying bloody in the snow,  Happy New Year from GH


LULU looks so cute!


I LOVED Maxie's hair comb today...it was gorgeous.

One Life to Live Marathon on New Years Day!!

Brad, Karen and Jenny 

 The ONE LIFE TO LIVE celebration airs Sunday, January 1, from 10 a.m.-12 a.m. ON SOAPNET! ALL Day Marathon!!

Karen on the stand!! Dorian and Vicki locked together-- Megan dies and more!! Get the whole schedule on We Love Soaps.

Western/Central NYers...Turning Stone AMC Party!

From Vincent Irizarry s FB Page:

It's official!!! Come join me, Bobbie Eakes, Walt Willey, and Lindsay Hartley on Valentine's Day weekend, Feb 18th, at the Turning Stone Resort Casino in Verona, NY for a fun-filled romantic evening of cabaret, with music accompaniment by Loren Gold. What better way to rekindle that spark between you and your valentine than spending it at a truly beautiful resort, with world class dining and casino, being serenaded by some of your Pine Valley favorites? Or, who knows? Maybe find love for the first time? Hmmmm...sounds promising : ) Get your tickets soon since seating is limited. Can't wait to see some of you there!!!

 FOR INFO: Turning Stone Casino

"You Pissant"

Gigi calls stupid Jack a pissant. heh... YOU GO POST Coma GIGI!! It's been such a good few weeks on OLTL. Can't even stand thinking it's going to end. :HITTINGHEAD: OLTL on a bad day is Oscar material compared to GH on it's best lately.
Clint finding out Gigi was alive and clutching his chest like WHAT? Who's heart is this? what? !!! LOL

Man, Feb can't come soon enough!! IT's the DOG DAYS of Port Charles!!
 
Tracy and Lulu!! woot!!  love them. Lulu dropped her diamond in the sauce. And Lulu has the same cooking outfit on as yesterday, they totally edited that wrong. LOL. They were already done with dinner. Tracy didn't even know Lulu was married. :eyeroll:

The lady in white has a white sweater set!! Ahaha, and a closet somewhere. At least Molly and Alexis walked in. Then weren't on for half the damn show.

Carly lied RIGHT TO MICHAEL'S FACE. Right to his face. What a wench. I hate her more and more each day. They write her so terribly. Why were Carly and Michael in Jason's apt?  Then Carly and Sean were in there!! 
Michael heard Carly say Jax is alive, that was the only exciting nano second on today.

Geesh,  Can Maggie HAVE ENOUGH AIRTIME??? WTF@@!! she's the new Amy cause she's in everyone's biz. 

I think Dante had heartburn from Lulu's cooking. Heh.

We still don't know who Lucky saw in that graveyard. Not that I care...but... geesh.  
AND IF ANYONE BITCHES about me BITCHING about GH TODAY...sorrrrry but it was just REALLY REALLY BORING AND BAD all round!


GH PUPPET THEATER for the 2012 audition is HYSTERICAL!!

The GOLDEN WUBS Award for 2011

This wasn't hard. The GOLDEN WUBS Award for 2011 goes to the BEST SCENE ever for the entire year. It was just the best thing I've ever seen, probably in a decade. I'm sure never to be topped in my lifetime. 


It is awarded to the Jack/Shane scene 10/31/11 where Shane holds a gun on Jack and Jack...wets his pants. Shane calls him "Wizzy" and my heart soars. Rock on in your wet pants, kid, rock on.