Thursday ABC Soap News, and Shows..

Who saw Vanny on The View?? Someone told me Lorraine Bracco's time ate into her's?? I didn't watch as I was actually giving therapy. (another of my many talents) What did she wear?? I will watch on You Tube when it's up. Speaking of VANNY, she's on Wendy Williams tomorrow too. That's syndicated, so look for it in your area.

I watched The Real World New Orleans instead of AMC today, I do admit it.  AMC is just not doing it for me lately and I'm not wasting my time. I am watching TV right now because it's BROILING out and I'm not doing anything but chillin' in the AC. Ok, The Real World. Let's dish a bit. OMG, what babies these idiots are! Calling the police over a toothbrush incident? Like the poor New Orleans Police dont' have enough sheeze to do. WTF. What a douche. AND the kid took Preston's hat and cut it up. Good Lawd. You are at the prime of your life-- how sad. LOL.  They should have a middle-aged "Real World" because we'd just have a blast. 

Amanda Setton, my fave KIMMY from OLTL is going to Gossip Girl. Read Go Fug Yourself for deets.

New SID cover

GENERAL HOSPTIAL: Rick Springfield's autobiography is due out this fall and he has some book signing dates up on his Facebook page. I saw Rochester and got all excited but saw it's MINNESOTA! do'h!!

RONNIE Line of the week: "That's why I worry about you Dante--IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT SONNY"!!
Meathook mention by Ethan. Guess he knows about AJ through osmosis.
They'd better show Ethan's Sponge Bath by Epiphany!! It's about the only thing that's even remotely exciting right now. Tracy shows up to take Ethan home.
Bernie was on today, doing the mobular thing. IT's so...sooooooo, stereotypical. I feel like Mr. Pink should walk out soon.
Diane was on with Spinelli-- I'm so glad Cougar Town is on hiatus. MORE CAROLYN FOR US! woot!!
Lucky is in Astoria..sitting on a park bench. I guess it COULD be Astoria, but it looks a lot like PC park! LOL.
Hells is thinking of telling Nikolas about the baby-but he'll piss her off. Dang it. I so want this OVER. Baby switches are SO OVER DONE ON SOAPS! Paternity switches, sperm switches, DNA switches, baby born switches. I'm TIRED of it..writers, please for the love of all Soap Goddesses, THINK OF SOMETHING NEW!!
The whole PCPD scenes were so boring, such a waste of freekin' time-- ugh.. blah, blah...blah.
Claire reminds me of  seat filler at the Oscars..she'll be gone when the big guns come.

PROP notice: on the "transfer papers" for Jason Morgan. It stated that Jason is 175 pounds and 5' 11" tall. Hmmm. 175?? okayyyyy.

Jackie Zeman Joining Reality Bytes!!

Tristan Rogers announces that Jackie Zeman  (Bobbie, GH) will be joining the cast of Reality Bytes, his new online soap!! Taping should start within a month. Can't wait!

Maura West going to Y&R

For those of you that watch ATWT, just thought you'd like to know that TV Guide's Michael Logan is reporting that CARLY...IE: Maura West is going to Y&R.  Now, I am still waiting for the Michael Park is going to OLTL rumor to be true!! LOL. (see I do know what's going on on other soaps. I might not WATCH, but I do know...sometimes!!)

Vanny's on the View Tomorrow! GH today--

Vanessa's on The View tomorrow. Here's hoping Joy doesn't grill the sheeze out of her. Joy thinks she's all "real news" now that she's on CNN..whatever.

This was her last photo for the opening...

She's been on for 9 years. Can you imagine going through clutter for nine years? LOL.

In the OMG department:  Niecy Nash tweeted that she's taping her LAST CLEAN HOUSE today!! Sniff. I love her on that mayhem show! It just won't be the same without her.

GENERAL HOSPITAL: I'm telling you what... if GH could just get it's continuity people and editing people on the stick, the show would improve by about 500%. Sure, the "event" editing is good, but I'm still reeling about the shoddy way the Franco/Hospital Shooting mess was handled. Especially the Lulu thing. Tell me again why she was at MOCA? Tell me again why she didn't know Ethan was shot? Lucky didn't see to know either. Ahhhhhhh, aggravation.

Didn't Connie look spectacular today!!?? wow... and she said..harlot. A word not used nearly enough anymore!!

Maya is the world's WORST intern or what? Good lord. Can't stand blood, can't do charts right. LOL.  Do you guys like she and Ethan? I'm not getting a good connection yet. DANG! Epiphany almost shaved Ethan-- I really wanted to see that. LOL.

Carly is on my last nerve with the whole Dante thing. I'm just sick of it. And I hate that she and Olivia are on the outs now-- Carly can never have a friend!! Olivia asks him if he's going to stud out to Alexis and Connie (Kate) next.  LOL.

Lulu's dress/PJ's... looks like a Victoria's Secret Bag.
Soooooo, Mac Daddy decides he likes Spinelli with Maxie better than Dr. Matt. Didn't see that coming.

NEW SPOILERS ARE UP!! Can you even believe that Brender won't be around Port Charles until the end of August, if not the beginning of Sept-ish??!! WTH! FAKE ROME?? Gelato carts..and many an organ-grinder with a monkey!!?? Didn't do that with Chloe??

Brenda's Back Video....

Here it is!! All of her men...some old scenes...and GIANT POINTY-Heeled BOOTS!!



PS. sorry no show blog today, I was super-busy and didn't get a chance to watch.

What Will This Week Bring? Filler Before The Storm!!

Nine days to go... and this week will seem like filler until the Brender stuff pops up all over the screen. I loved Steven Lars applying what totally looked like BRUTE on his abs. Ooo LAH LAH!!! NICE... so nice. We get to see Robin's pristine photos hanging in her locker (soon to be defaced by ol' Looney Lisa).

Dante, Jason and Lucky sitting around discussing Franco's inner psyche like they are FBI profilers. Hey, find any stinky bananas in there!!??

Loved Olivia defending her MAN Johnny. And get skanky Brooke away from him!! Ok, I don't HATE the character of Booke, she's someone you like to hate. She DOES have ties to the Q's so there's always hope that will start to connect. I still want her with Ronnie. I'm telling you, it could work.

Claire still wanting Sonny's sperm is such a STUPID STUPID storyline!! UGH...she's strong, independent and doesn't need to be running around begging for a mob guy's juice!! I mean, if she really wants a kid, go to a bank!! My idea? Claire has been taking hormone shots (she's so desperate for a baby) and Sonny finally gets her PG with SIX kids!! Sort of a TLC type show then. Sonny=Jon Gosselin as someone said on Twitter. 

Lisa and Steven chem test...again. What DO YOU THINK about them? And,  I do think Olivia just drank Patrick's beer?? LOL

Brooke going to Sonny about the whole Johnny thing. giggle.

Carly and JOHNNY? WTH...see, there are certain spoilers I refuse to put up. That's one of them. ugh...makes no sense. One of the other spoilers I never put up was Georgie's death. Someone said Laura Wright said they don't do the deed. GOOD. Most of the spoilers said they did, but like I said, I'm not putting it up. Three weeks ago I thought: Well, maybe if I don't put it up, it won't happen!! LOL

Mama Franco with baby Aiden..er...Pablo  (I thought she said Poko!!) and Franco looking at Brender's image in a mag. NICE. And so it begins.

GROOVY silver christmas tree !!!

MAD MEN last night was a little christmas treat, wasn't it??!! Wooosh! LOVED it! Hemlines are up and more drinks are going down. Read my Recap on Pop Confidential. You know I was in bliss heaven with the whole Sally crush. MY fave character on TV!!

Sunday Surgery: Ten Days And Counting: General Hospital...She's Back!!

Oh, yes... 10 days to go...nine if you count the hooplah happening on the 10th. Soap-interuptus. Will the Brenda gamble pay off?? How many people will tune back in and STAY tuned back in?? Time will tell, GHers. I'm personally hoping for GOOD WRITING (shock!!!) that integrates all the cast together (ha). Stop laughing. I think we can all start to take stock on who/what stories are doomed to be forgotten or pushed back because of this.

There are plenty of spoilers up. Brenda will be seen with her movie star date but dreaming about Sonny...and Sonny will be seen with Claire dreaming about Brenda. awwwww. Brenda will be the FACE OF FASHION, involved with a Children's Charity. It seems the whole baby idea was changed-- as we know the baby will be found by Lucky at Franco's Mama's house. (whether or not that's REALLY Aiden, we might never know until Franco decides if/when to come back).  No, we're going to be treated to the Russian MOB...only I am so hoping we never hear the name Karpov again. @@

Will you watch the marathon on August 10th?? I probably will just because I'm usually here sitting on my butt twittering or blogging anyway. LOL. Although I do like Ms.  Marcil-- I was certainly SO OVER the Jax/Sonny fights about her. I'm glad we got the light-hearted Brenda/Jason wedding when we did.

Other GH news: Today is the Standing Sun Wine event on Staten Island with Laura Wright and Brandford Anderson. I know a few wubbers that are going. Hopefully, we will get some pics to share!!

A GIANT thank you to my Wubbers out there that take the time to visit the sponsors on the blog and on the site. I'm sending $75 to this summer's charity,  The Port Charles Wishing Well. It's a virtual baby shower for Becky Herbst, Jonathan Jackson, Derk Cheetwood and Dominic Zamprogna. Donations will be directed to Project Cuddle, a fave charity of the GH stars. More will be donated Sept 1st when ad revenue comes in! I'm hoping that we can hit $150 total.

Have a great Sunday!
UPDATE: VANESSA will be on The View August 5th