Sunday Surgery: Winter Solstice

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There has to be down weeks in soaps and man o' man this was IT. So much narrative and so much NOTHING ELSE. Then the Prez interrupts Friday's show which was going to be the Ric in the trunk, baby DNA day.
WELP! 

So, why don't we eat some EGGS OVER EASY-- and get to it. 

After visiting Julian in jail, Alexis trots over to the new and glammed up Metro and has breakfast with Ned. Olivia has a fantasy of telling Ned how much she loves him but ends up telling Alexis she has easy eggs. Or something like that. Later, Olivia does tell Ned she wubs him but he just wants to be friends. So, I'm not really sure why there was a fake out, but there was. 

Sonny tried to take over the prison yard but doesn't get far. Johnny tells him he has Ric and if he doesn't give up his territory he'll kill him.  So, to make a VERY long story short, Sonny says "OK" but tells Shawn to find Ric. HA HAHAHHAAA. STOP laughing. I know I know...Shawn. FIND RIC? HOW? Anyway, a bunch of stuff happens, yada yada... and Duke says "ok we'll do it' (but secretly not doing it).

MEANWHILE...Carrrrrrrrlos goes to Julian's bail hearing and gives him the money to get out if he'll join the Gang Frat Mobular Mean Men. Julian says ok, and then they go to Johnny's old garage where Ric is in the trunk of a giant Lincoln.  And..we never saw Ric because the Prez interrupted on Friday. 

Judge Walters is being a dick to Maxie who won't get to see Georgie for another six months. He caught her visiting Nate behind his back and well, that was it. Nate called "someone" (Spinelli) and he'll be up to visit soon. Oh, and we did find out he and Monica have been dating. Off camera of course.

WHAT do I remember? WHO am I? Did I really kidnap Sam?  Hmmmmm, what? Oh, I know, I'll take Elizabeth on a picnic up in the stairwell. Yep. 

THIS IS totally the new Liz ..Jake TITANIC BALCONY!! Drink in the greatness of it!!  SEE the vastness of the OCEAN! Feel the KING OF THE WORLD...!!!!!!!!!

Oh, lost myself for a minute there...sorry.

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Oh, and actually Nik liked hugging Hells! She basically told him to grow a pair. Act like the Glorious Princely Man he is. Best part? SHE WALKED OUT OF THE WALL! Totally cool. Spencer's eyes got HUGE. 

And Kiki and Morgan took care of the baby cakes --and Carly helped. Sorry poor baby. I so wanted Josslyn to stop by and get really jealous and mad over the little bundle of joy.  The DNA tests are in and I can't say because it was on Friday's show and that's not on until Monday. (If you want to know, then go on You Tube, you can see Friday's show there).  

This was the best part. Bitter Michael told Kiki and Michael to GET OUT. OUT OUT! You two don't have a job. GO. Carly said they could freeload at her house, she doesn't care.

Yeah...this happened. I don't really know what it was about---but I think ...Sabrina told Paddy what she did to Ava. He was like, oh well. Then, I fell asleep.

Silas visited Ava in jail....so did Sabrina. Ava forgave her. She had a nice speech about the two of them ending up with no baby.  Oh, Franco and Nina visited each other too. Nina was given a sedative. (me too). Franco talked about how they were going to be okay in the end. 

Jordan and Anna met together. Jordan was all ready to tell TJ she's an undercover but Anna drags her back in to find Ric. So, that's where this is. 

Alexis is representing the entire town because, well, Diane is MIA. She's got Maxie's case  and Nate talked her into Nina. Nina's trying to talk her into repping Franco. Even that may be a stretch for ol' Alexis. Plus, no one loves Franco like Diane. Tumor Jar, anyone? 

SCENE OF THE WEEK:  You know it's been a week when I pick Spencer being a brat as my fave scene. LOL 

PROP OF THE WEEK:  Tea Case for Duke. Because you know, Scotts love their tea!! 

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FACE OF THE WEEK: LMAO.. this is when Liz and Sam were arguing about their ENTIRE history of well...Liz and Sam. 

and..runner up-- this was MY face of the week. Just......ugh.


Maybe it was because this week was my last before a wonderful 2 week holiday vacation but boy, it really seemed dull. Nothing really moved along -- Fluke wasn't even on. (dragging that sheeze out even more). I wish they'd hurry up on the Rosie story too. Well, there it is! Next week we get Friday's show Monday and because they are doing that, they'll have a regular show Christmas Eve Day instead of a rerun. Christmas Day will be preempted. 

I'm done Christmas shopping! YOU?