The Cave Wub

THINGS found in Faison's Hidey Hole..other than Faison

Anna; Let me shoot him Robert, let me watch him die!
Robert: Anna...think about this..if anyone found out..
Anna: Who would find out?! WHO!?
Robert: Could you live with yourself...I mean..he's a terrorist, kidnapping sociopathic troll but could you live with that!??!! 
Anna: Robert, we've killed a dozen people in the WSB, why are you whimping out not?
Robert: Well, he is tied up..and can't defend himself. Look at him. Pitiful.
Faison: Hjmkeuu Muhehiueiuij llll l (Duct taped)
Anna: I don't Know!!
Robert: Wait..let's think of a plan. Where can we send him where he can't get away?
Anna: I know a guy in Bali that would chain him to a hut..on a desolate island thousands of miles from the nearest land...
Robert: No, too risky.
Anna: The prisons won't hold him! You know they won't! He's gotten out way too many times..
Robert: Let me think (paces)..where can he stay..that no one would think of ...why..I think I have it!
Anna; Where? Where Robert where?! Iceland? Deep in the Tasmanian Jungle? Slave camp in Siberia?
Robert: No..No. Wait. (stomps foot) ..wait. (stomps foot)... 
Anna: Robert this is no time to tango!!
Robert: By Crikey I've got it! (Looks at Faison)
Faison: @@ Muffle..mufuweukl...
Robert: (leans down) you, my friend..are going..under the floor. 
Faison: MUh?
Anna: What? 
Robert: Right here! In the stable... sure people use it every day and sure it would be hard to get in and out of to feed him but...
Anna: Robert! Have you gotten into Duke's scotch..that's ..
Robert: No! Think about it. We stuff him in there-- chain him up and we can keep an eye on him.
Anna: No guards? No cameras?
Robert: No! That's the genius of it all! Nothing! Just a trap door!
Anna: Faison has been known to gnaw through his own flesh to...
Robert: No, listen to me...it's the only option..
Anna: Robert..I...
Robert: We'll guard it. From the mainland..but we'll guard it. 
Anna: Won't it...you know..smell?
Robert: Worse than the horses? No.. it's perfect!
Anna: So..we keep him down here for..
Robert: EVER! Oh, by the way I'll be leaving soon but you can handle it, right?
Anna: Well..I don't..I mean..
Robert: Come on, Anna it won't be that hard, seriously  What else do you have to do?
Anna: Other than run the town's police force? Not much.. 
Robert: Ok then! Well, pal..we're throwing you down here. We'll be back with a bottle of water and some apple sauce we'll spoon feed you. 
Faison: Muffhee a..ueuieuei..

10 minutes later...they pull the rug over it...

Robert: There now. All done. 
Anna: I hope you know what your doing. What if they come looking for him when we don't deliver him to Steinmaur?
Robert: You're thinking too far ahead Seriously. Just make sure you or someone gets out here to toss  things down to him. 
Anna: What about winter?
Robert: what about it. Put a horse blanket on him. 
Anna: All right then. It's over. It's done. 
Robert: Ok, well..I'm off on walk-about... take care. 

Anna: I'll try...

Meanwhile down in the hole:

Faison: Vhat  idiots. (starts to chew on his iron leg chain, eyes a rat to eat) 


TO BE CONTINUED.....

^first wub I've written in about 2 years. 

Escapes

I've been spoiler free for a bit now...can't really notice a huge difference. I think maybe because I had them enough in advance that I've not been shocked yet. I mean not shock-shocked. OLTL shocked. Sooooo, it ends in December. 

Luke is in the corner, all tressed up like a turkey in his straight jacket. He's been spitting out his pills

Sam and Patrick going to the bank. Lulu stops Larry from going... for a bit. Patrick and Sam told the bank lady they were married to get in there. There's a locked box in the safe deposit box.


Anna tells the story about she and Robert and Faison in the stables that day. And..she wanted to kill him but in the end couldn't. And she says He's STILL on Spoon Island".
Okay then.


Spencer has Emma in the stables now, explaining what when on the night he ran in there. They are skipping school. How did they GET there? They boat had to bring them, right? Ugh



Ok, I'm skipping to the end.  Anna goes to show everyone where Faison is. He's escaped! OF COURSE HE HAS!!! LOL... and there's a pic of Faison in the safety deposit box that Ashton has and Luke opens his cell and THEN--Fluke's there.

and you can bet. If that is a rubber mask on him, I AM DONE. I said that before. DONE. I will not watch. 
SO, it is Faison? Today wanted us to think so. I'm saying it can't be...no way they'd do that...RIGHT? NO WAY.
What do you think? 

BLT Omelet

Nik ate a BLT omelet. Britt's all angsty over her "Dad" being murdered (maybe)--and is going to cooperate. 

Patrick and Sam talk to Lulu. Lulu says "it's unseasonably warm November weather" LOL.okay. Tell that to Buffalo!!

Ava found new clothes and hair products at Silas' house!

Dr. O turned around in Anna's chair. Looking like Mr. Grinch. EXACTLY LMAO....


Julian told Olivia that Ava shot her--and Lucas walks in. They jabber... Lucas is in love and wants his Daddy happy too. 

Nina and Franco are still in the cabin. She thinks she slept with him. LOL.but nope, he says NO WAY.  He's trying to get her to remember that the baby isn't her's..it's Ava's. Then he therapizes her and has her remember it all. She remembers Ava giving birth but think that she deserves the baby. She and SILAS. 
He tells her that they have to move on. She's like 'What are we gonna do about the baby"?? 

**ENDING: Anna says Faison is ALIVE! 

I Plead...

Lisa LoCicero is PG in real life!!  :) Congrats to her!! She has one son right now who's about 12 I think. I wonder if they'll write it into the story. Ned's? 

Ava has flown the coop. Michael calls Kiki an Idiot. LOL. Morgan comes in and tells Michael to "lay off her". They fight.  
Michael then goes to the court house to see Sonny being led off. 

TJ finds out that his dad was attacking Shaun because he and Jordan were having an affair. Shaun had to shoot him in self defense.  They thought TJ could be Shawn's and had a DNA test. TJ's dad found the results and knew they were having the affair. Looks like Jordan changed the RESULTS though---look at her face!! 

Bobbie is mad at Scotty. He says ok..."low bail for Carly" but the judge is like NO WAY--she won't grant ANY bail to Carly! 
AHAHAHHA.
Sonny pleads out so that Duke/Carly could get off.

Ava goes to Silas' apartment. Which still looks like a burned out building.  He agrees to hide her. 

Sam got the impression of the key to the safety deposit box. With Silly Putty. 

I AM A Quartermaine!

Welp. Monica is happy. 

Kiki is not. Shawn said "I botched the job"-- like he ever DOESN'T botch the job.

I guess TIME JUMPED AGAIN?  AJ's Birthday? LMAO Okay then. 

Sam's BOOTS.

Anna knows Sloane.  Guess he does work for the justice department. Doesn't mean he's not on someone's payroll;

Paddy's got his job back.  

Kelly's Shakes!

Kellys: the kiddies are having milkshakes. Cam gets vanilla and Spence rags on him for it.  Spencer tells Josslyn Carly is in jail. She didn't know. WHOOPS 

Carly's future Jail Cell: Just like her house! 

Agent Kyle wants Britt to help him press charges against Anna for murdering Faison.  She says no, but stares at his card. He then goes to see Lesil.

Patrick and Sam take Cam back to Liz' (god only knows where Aiden is) and Sam sees Jake again. 

Michael is standing between his mama and papa in jail. He wants Sonny to give him the tape where Ava confesses to Connie's death so he can clear AJ's name. Michael then goes to the Q house. He wants to change his name to Quartermaine.

THE ONE thing you need to see today is the Anna/Dr. O interaction. Finola is just brilliant. Made my skin crawl!! WOW!!! Awesome.

Sunday Surgery: Crowded Houses

Sleep Over! 

Well, It was inevitable. My roller-coaster of a wild ride had to wind down and go into the calm zone at some point. The calendar page turned to November this week in Port Chuck and the aftermath of the chaos unfolded.

This week wasn't all cranked down. Naw, when Carly ends up in handcuffs, you know there was some excitement! 

Let's eat that yummy breakfast that Nik and Britt left behind, shall we? I love Eggs Benedict!