The Wheels of Blackmail

Ah, back in the days when Murder Mysteries were awesome. See, Diana's killer was on DAILY...clues were dropped and it all melded into some juicy, shocking reveals!! It was so good. 

Now? Not so much. Paul is all of a sudden all up killing people. Ok. Ava found his works and wants to meet him at "Perks" to discuss blackmailing him.  He's all "are you calling my bluff" Oh yes, yes she is!! The cufflinks are clearly visible in the 'sex tape' says Ava.  She shows him she found the needles/meds. He's desperate to stop her. See, I think Susan or something HAS to be held over his head because he's not acting like a psychopathic "I gotta Kill" guy right now, it's more of a "I have to cover it up". 
Ava wants Julian to go free, those are her terms. 

Jordan goes to GH to find Elizabeth, who was supposed to come to the PCPD with information. Later, Hammy Finn LIES for Hayden and says he was with her during that time!! WHOA!!

RayHay so looks guilty about the Liz thing.  Franco wants to be with Liz in the room with her. HE's all Can I?? Can I??? Can I?? LOL 




Alexis sees Julian, he's harassing her..but it's TRACY!! OMG. She's going nutty. That was a good scene and I love Tracy and Alexis in the same space! More please.  Such a good idea to put them together!!  VERY good scene. Tracy remembers that someone set HER up for murder :) heh

Wedding Blues (Tuesday Show)

Come on, she would have used Pintrest...but Felicia was on!!  I have jet lag so this will be short. 
I wish Robert would have been in a scene with Flea. 



Rebecca Herbst looks gorge just laying on the floor with blood on her. She sees Hayden when she comes to-- then Franco runs down and see Hayden looking at Liz. He runs down. She said she was attacked and passes out. Franco should have found Hayden riffling thru Liz' purse for the diamonds! 
Hay runs up the stairs, Paul is standing there-- Hayden runs for Finn.
Paul is going to try to pin this on Hayden. 

Meanwhile, Ava gets a pass key to Paul's Metro Room. She wants to find the cufflink. We are getting fake flashbacks to when Paul Ava made love and he said "YOU don't know anything about me". 

Griff and Claud. She's bathed in red-light after the power goes out. It's representing HELL To Griffin. Get it?  Maxie and Nate talk later. Griffin gets called out of locker room to help Liz.

OK, the ONLY way Paul makes sense is if the Cassadines (Valentin) were making him kill people to harvest organs..and they have his daughter Susan. 
That's what I'm saying. That's THE ONLY reason I can think this is happening. 

SO, they have Paul sneaking up on Monica to think he might kill her...but stupid ABC shows Monica in the previews tomorrow all FINE AND DANDY ! LOL! DERP! 

Back from LA-LA Land!

Loved having my break! I didn't even turn on the TV ONCE!! Heaven. My son just uses his computer for 'news' and we just never switched it on. BLISS! I just found out about Weiner situation. Dear. LORD. What a mess he is. 

I watched yesterday's show as a little birdie told me I should. Given that the big ol' HOSPITAL Murder is being brought up AGAIN-- so something good must happen, right? 
RIGHT? 

Robert comes by to see Lulu about LUKE..because Luke can't Get in touch with Tracy OR Lulu. AHAHAHA. Um, ok. Look I love seeing Robert but--?? That's a stupid excuse. In 1970 that may have flown but now? Derp. 

Heather lets it slip that Hayden and Liz are sisters.  Franco's all! BEEP! BEEP! What!!? Info! I have Info. LOVED the sister reveal..very soapy! Good Job. 

Maddox and Valerie, he gives her a book. Did they ever mention the coin her gave her earlier?  OMG another NOBODY dies? really. And where did Maddox learn to do that pathetic CPR ??? LOL
Monica was on!! 



Hayden smacked Liz-- HAMMY'S FACE !!!!! ahahahaha!! 
Liz gets tossed down the stairs. 


OH so. It's PAUL? 
really.
IT'S PAUL????????  I can't even process this right now

August 25th

EPIC in many ways but also because of this!! I start my vacation today so... you won't have a blog for a bit. If I am able I may update a page or two but I won't be watching the show. Only taking my iPad and trying to update on that drives me insane lol!  So, play nice...and here's hoping things happen on GH That are FUN--RELEVANT- EXCITING-

Emme Hurt...Spinelli Back

So, SID Is reporting that Emme Rylan is having surgery for a nose injury inflicted upon her by her 4 year old son. I totally get how that happened! Head butts are the worst! Anyway, it's supposedly not affecting her work because GH is dark. So... here's hoping. I bet she has a band-aid and Lulu will have some explaination! 

Also... Bradford Anderson is coming to GH for a "short stint" Sept. 2nd.  Oh, and Wally Kurth is due back in the fall for "a little bit" as well. That's GH for ya!! 


TODAY'S SHOW:



Liz goes to FRANCO ?? How funny.   She's going to have a tiara made with those diamonds you watch! She says she's not giving them to Laura for Spencer because Nikolas stole them from Hayden.
She also tells Franco that she was raped so she's very wary of men. Franco freaks out a bit. They end up kissing and they are going to go out on a date soon. 

Dr. O and Finn. Snooze-ah. She steals his recorder where he talks to "Ricco" or whoever.
Later, Hayden comes in... He tries to push her away because he's dying I think. 

Lante--watching popcorn pop. In their new house. Dr. Lee calls with Bad News. The embryo's were 'compromised'.  They are in their new house tho! 
Oh, Lulu mentions the Stavros embryo. She wonders where it is.

Krissy, Molly and Alexis. TMI comes in and wants to talk to Alexis. I guess that's WNY's TMZ?  They mention Alexis and "social media"-- which is really mentioning Nancy and social media!! ahahaaa. 
OMG..then the TMI guy films a giant argument. And Alexis grabs Krissy's arm and tells her to grow up. 

Naomi and Hayden were on about the diamonds. Hayden's mother has no purpose until the Elizabeth thing comes out. 

Medicine Refill

From Twitter Via Frank 

Sabrina messes with Ava's meds.

Ava messes with Morgan's meds.

*SIGH*

Morgan is doing social media for The COFFEE SHOP. He and Sonny have a nice talk. Too bad he's gonna be nuts from Ava soon. 

Kevin and Laura out on a date. Kevin is staying at the Metro while his "Apartment" is being "renovated" ...geesh.  He and Laura go up for a nightcap. They play video games then make out.  Kevin stops and says he 'respects her' too much to do it on the first date. Laura says, don't respect me, lets' just do it! 

Liz..opens the door. Giant package, then Ava.  Ava tells Liz to open the package. It's Nikolas' jacket and a shoe. Wouldn't they keep those for evidence? HUH?  They returned them from "the island" according to the note inside. Must be the diamonds are in there. YEP. Ava asks for the boot and Liz looks inside and finds the diamonds.  Liz wants to turn them in, Ava's like KEEP THEM for Spencer.
She leaves. Liz stares at the diamonds. 

Carly asks Nellie to stay and babysit.  Carly gives her a shit ton of money to do it. That's so Max and Milo don't have to watch her because the nanny quit. Why wouldn't Ava "babysit" since she HAS FULL CUSTODY STILL.
Nell stands at the top of the stairs looking mean. Kinda like a Lifetime Movie Nanny that's gonna take over the house LOL.  Sonny's still suspicious. Kinda like Tony was of Carly in the early days!! Hmmmmmmm.

NICO was on. I miss them. Todd was eating! My fave thing RH does!! Nina tells him about the sex she had with Valentin all night. 

Later, she leaves and Liz comes in and tomorrow shows him the diamonds. 

Sunday Surgery: The Hangover

Oy..I drank too much--now I have to look at dimples? 

Just like last week, I'm leaving a lot up to you! I watched Wed/Thursday's shows. Really liked Wed's. great scenes/dialog. If  GH was tighter and had about 1/2 the cast removed we'd get more moments like this. It's the skipping around that's maddening! I was just thinking: Get Valentin on and then? Huh? Where'd he go? It's like they save stuff in the freezer for later! 

Maddox Gift to Jordan 

I think the ol' "Hospital Serial Killer" is coming to an end. Maddox had those cufflinks..gave one to Jordan. Ergo, unless someone stole it from his office looks like it's him. Which makes no sense. But the entire story makes NO sense. It's like throwing paint at the wall. Just a waste.

These are the scenes that were NOT wasted---and I enjoyed them. Don't faint..just read on! 

Krissy and Molly? . Who's gonna save you from a drunk dial? Your sister. Who's gonna to tell you you're acting like an ass? Ditto.  I thought the scene of the week was when Krissy told Molly off and sat down and bawled. Molly came back!! So perfect. You know you have a BFF like that. You tell her to F off and she shows up with 2 glasses and vodka! 



The Boardroom: Looked real...and they showed it on camera. They could have easily said it was all done and just given us the details. Watching Alexis face was so good. Diane did a her part as well. Those two need to be on more together. Just a nice relationship. Anyway, I liked the use of the extras in the room. Olivia storming in was weird but hey, she has to have something to do. 



Laura's Breakdown:  We know she was yelling at Hayden, but deep down she was yelling at herself for abandoning Nikolas on Cassa-Isle. I was not a happy camper when Guza introduced that whole made up backstory but...we did get a kick-ass'd family from it so?  And I also tend to forget just how selfish and self-absorbed Laura was back in the day. She could have totally run outta there and not looked back. Anyway, Genie was superb and Kevin was her 'rock'. Mature relationship--nice kiss. 




MORE PLEASE! 




PROP OF THE WEEK:  Yep. Flea Market Lamp 

See how easy it's getting? I leave for HOLLYWOOD next week (Thursday) so I'll try to get some stuff up if I can about my adventure. I'll be on twitter @wubsnet  as well. Alberta is going. Never know who she's going to run into! 

Cufflink

Nikolas' funeral was off camera LOL  Hayden wants to talk about Nikolas. Lulu's like "you're a bitch" LOL
Laura and Kevin are there. Laura goes to cry and finds Hayden on the phone with her mama talking about Nikolas' money-- and Laura gets mad. Then, when talking to Kevin she realizes she's feeling guilt about leaving Nikolas in Greece when she went to PC. 
Kevin and Laura kiss. 

Alexis is hung over.  She and Sonny--stop it I like Mo and NLG so much so ergo, I like Sexis and I HATE SONNY.
So...stop it. 
Anyway, Alexis missed Nik's funeral mostly because she's hung over but also because she knows he's not dead! LOL
Nina walks in and tells she and Sonny Jules tried to escape. It's a very weird scene. Sonny runs out to tell "Brick" to take care of the Jerome situation.

Naxie is IN BED as usual. Later Maxie meets Lulu to talk about the wedding. Lulu  finds a hickey on Maxie's neck. 

Claudette gives Griff a message and it says "I have a surprise for you"..he's all..ugh.  She's working at GH. Griffin is not happy. She tells him she still loves him.
Griffin wants to tell Nate that Nate shot him. They kiss just as Naxie are walking in. 

Valerie looks in Finn's office and snoops through his files and gets hit on the head from behind. She goes DOWN. Curtis finds her (he was looking for her, not sure why?). She's ok... she gets up.  They took a cufflink that she put in her pocket. 

Post DNA Trauma

So, Twitter comments convinced me to watch the show...I heard it was good. 

Diane was on. That's awesome.  Nice boardroom thing shown...liked the table and extras.  Olivia was kinda strange but ok. Alexis is suspended for a year. The Board made the right choice, imo. Still sad tho. That's her life.  Diane takes her out for martinis!! Yeah!! Nancy Lee Grahn was so great. 

Krissy was drunk. Nice.  Oh, we have no UBER here-- lol not allowed.  These scenes needed to be ages ago. LOVED when Krissy sent Molly away and then cried and MOLLY CAME back!! 

Jane Elliot looks SO GOOD.  Wow.  Genie and Jane are so awesome. We don't get them enough. "I never really grew up" SO GOOD. YES! That's true Laura and you finally are.
Not Luke's DNA...ugh.  Laura tells Tracy to go after Luke. So stop it. Damn it. LOL WE are over Luke.

Liz and Franco/Todd (he IS Todd). Why they have him be creepy and scare her like that? Oh well...they were still great.  "I don't think I can make peace with who you used to be"...nice line by Liz. 

Weak Link today for me was Lante. I mean, it was domestic and the flea market thing was ok but it was still weird. 

Ok, so yesterday's show was perfect--and tight. I wish the cast was smaller and we'd get more of this!! 

Tristan Rogers to Cameo On GH?

Robert Scorpio is reported to be returning Sept. 2nd?! Hmmm, will this correspond to Anna's return? I'm sure he'll be on for a hot minute but we'll take it!  

Weigh IN: Kidney Story?

Still not watching but I'm curious about this story--do you like it? Did they have Jax do enough when he was on? Will the newbie Nellie be worth it? 

Let me know! 

Sunday Surgery: The Week That Wasn't

Hopefully you've read my post below explaining my taking a walk away from the show. I wasn't going to do anything this Sunday but I thought why not open it up to you, the readers! I watched the first few days then needed to rest.  

I've grabbed some photos off twitter and I'll try to imagine what everyone was saying. Was I close? !! 



Krissy: OMG Like I"m SO MAD at you
Alexis: Sigh...I know...
Krissy: LIKE SO SO MAD!!!!
Alexis: Yep. I can tell by your face. 



HALLO? Dis...Dis is Dockatah LESIL Obreackkk and I needs to have de recipe for the streudles post haste! 



Ava: Scott! You have your pants down!
Scott: Well, well.. just a little bit...
Ava: And it wasn't even FOR ME!! 



Carly: It's a kidney Sonny.. a kidney
Sonny: Well, how do we know she ain't lyin'....
Carly: You saw that scar! Who lies about their scar?
Sonny: Um, that last girl that tried to scam you... ?
Michael: (to self) Oh, that red shirt. Sabrina never wears red...



Jason: Mumble. (talks into hair)
Sam: Um...don't know....um.. whisper
Jason: 'kay 



Liz: Weren't we just in an elevator?
Franco: Yeah, different day.
Liz: How can you tell? 
Franco: You have your holiday colored scrubs on



Nina: Why didn't you tell me you were like a really bad guy?
Valentin: Because I wanted hot sex
Nina: Well, duh...that would have made it even hotter!! 


Hope you all had a good week. The summer is winding down. We don't go back to school here until Sept. 7thso we still have a good run to go yet. I'm enjoying my GH free downtime. Had a lobster roll over the weekend which is strange for me. I only eat lobster in Maine but made an exception because these looked perfect. (and they were! In East Aurora NY no less!) 

Olympics have been cool---green pool, green hair, Simones-- but it's on so damn late!! 

See ya when I see ya. :) 

General Hospital: Summer Wubbin?

There's no point in my bitching anymore. Really, there isn't. GH has nothing to offer me lately that I even care to watch. Not only that, it's introducing new characters and story lines that don't weave into the present canvas and thus frays the show to bits of nothing. I tune in for the acting, day to day dialog and because I tweet with the soap gang. 

 Things need to start jelling (wink) in a big big way to make that worth my time. 

I love my GH--it's history, it's characters and have watched since 1977.  I'm bored and apathetic.  Tired of trying to get invested in stories and characters that go nowhere.  That said, I have a few questions I'd like answered. 

Question 1: Why hire so many new people when so many older characters are just twisting in the wind? 

Olivia. Did a breast feeding story that I still don't know (or care) how it ended up. She has Julian's kid and besides bitching him out, she does literally nothing else. Ok, watches Rocco whom Lante seems to have completely forgotten about but.. she's essentially gone. Oh, and LLC is a contract player. 

Mayor Lomax...hey you hire Shari Belafonte, someone  I was looking forward to seeing and--what? (see above breast feeding story).  

Paul. You wrote him in a corner by shooting Sonny and doing all sorts of bad things, then write him back out by having Carlos take the fall and? He stares now and then when a case come around and, nothing. 

Brad/Lucas. What a damn let down. Not only that, they were married and then went on their honeymoon weeks ago. Lucas came back to yell at Julian, only he couldn't be at Bobbie's birthday party because-- HE was on his honeymoon.  Hire a continuity person. 

YEAH! Ned's back! Ric's back! We were so happy!! Only...only... well, you know where that sheeze went.  No where. Ric's back on his elevator and I have no idea where Ned is. Probably at his other soap. 

Dr. O.   Quick--when's the last time she was on? When they arrested Franco, right? Her part is reduced to almost as skinny as Diane's. (Someone else we'd like to see more of).

There's Molly and TJ-- which if you want some younger viewers to come on in it might be a good idea to try to get something going with the youngin's.  I do not understand this. When I was a teen I tuned in for characters like Laura who was my age.  This could have been a gold mine.

Felicia and Mac.  Felicia was on to talk to Emma. Mac was on..um.. ? I remember him doing some PI for Anna. But anyway, they are Maxie's parents and are not around at all for her wedding planning.  I'm also going to mention the absence of Georgie here. It's glaring and really stupid to act like Maxie doesn't have a kid half the time. 

Question 2: Why do you insist on starting stories and then have then skip every other week? 

Carlos' brother Joe comes on. 10 days later he's shown again. TEN. 

Claudette comes on. The story moves forward...week off. Picks up again...week off. All of this while we watch Kiki and Morgan redux times 800. 

Krissy and Parker. Yes, the actress was pregnant but that whole story was ramping up when Juliexis GOT MARRIED. It's still moving along at a snails' pace! 

Cassadine Adventure took so long to finish no one gave a damn if they got off that cheap island or not. Valentin came to town, slept with Nina then tried to kidnap Spencer and he's in jail. Not even shown this week. OOOO, scary.  Plus the fact that most of the curse things happened when Helena's will was read ages and ages ago. We've been waiting a long time for this. So disappointing. 

Question 3: Why introduce new filler stories when you have so many major stories going on? 

Why introduce this STI story when we are trying to finish up everything else? 

Why bother with making Sam pregnant and having Jason have a  malaria fever when you are still trying to finish up the other Cassadine story about the curses AND have Valentin running around?  You also pay zero attention to the 4 other babies that are already on canvas. Why would you have another one? 

Why have Hammy Finn 'dying' and wasting our time on chasing medicine when there's a hospital 'mystery' to solve? 

Question 4: Who decides on ridiculous plot points that actually take away from the story instead of adding to it? 

Now, I liked Nik and Ava on a plane but what in the HELL was that whole Weeping Nyad thing about?? We had some side characters come on --with horrible British accents no less and..they want to get this statue and Ava has to leave fearing her life--and...
OH! Wait! Valentin's here. His introduction was as exciting as well...a mushroom growing in the corner. 
Valentin...kills Nikolas.  Who's already presumed dead to half the town. Then, when people get back they all have to explain that Nikolas who wasn't really dead is now DEAD DEAD. 
Kinda takes the wind out.

Question 5: Why did you decide to make these characters?

Naomi. ( Hayden's mama in case you forgot her name.) What WAS her purpose? She pops up, bitches at RayHay, disappears again, pops up so they can ask for drugs and disappears again!! 

Darby: The sexual transmission vixen of Port Charles. She's connected to no one. She comes on and basically has sex and leaves.  

Parker: Glad Krissy has a lover...but..? You never showed their backstory and Parker is on and off again after they sleep together.  How can I care about a character I never see? 

Joe: Yes, I know you loved JVP as an actor. I loved him too but--um. Sabrina and Michael just got back on canvas together and Joe shows up.  Could you take a minute and let the Q house get filled back up? 

Question 6: Just who is in charge of the "hospital mystery serial killer" story? 

Did you get hit in the head? This is probably the worst execution of a story I've ever seen. Seriously. What is up with this? You have people killed who are literally unknown.  The murders started before the Nurses' Ball. Let that sink in. Sure, we had a close call with Lucas but that was a blip in the radar. And, btw, it also prevented their grand wedding from taking place.  I have no idea why they bothered with this story. To frame Franco? Huh? Usually murder mysteries (especially in the summer) are somewhat interesting and play out at a decent pace. This is just sad. 

I can go on and on. (Obviously) I don't know what else to say. I'm trying so hard to make this work. I don't work in the summer and was looking forward to not having to rush to tweet and blog. I've been so disappointed. The budget for the Cassadine Island and plane "Crash" was probably the straw that broke Wubby's back. They didn't even try. 

 "I feel there is a lot of romance, and a lot of adventure, a lot of potential, and a lot of really solid stories right now.  I feel like the show is in a really good place." --FV, producer of GH 

I read Frank's interview over at Fairman's site and shook my head. He has no idea. None. Just keep hiring more people to play more characters that we can't get into because the canvas is so damn bloated. Yes, everyone works hard...yes you have a ton of talent but it's getting watered down into bits of nothing!

Get back to core families. Weave stories that matter. You were on a track with Julexis--and as much as I hated their breakup the beats were there. A family implodes. Stop chopping it up with nonsense. Get back to the Quartermaines.  Tighten up. Edit correctly. Make time move along. Make me care. 

Hump Day

Scotty and Lucy Sex-Trashed Ava's apartment LOL. They were having sex like the entire time she was gone it seems like.  Lucy finds out about Kevin and leaves. Ava tells Scotty she's sad because her 'kindred spirit' is dead. 

Nellie is all "WHY don't you believe me" to Carly et. al. She's all pissy about proving she gave the kidney to Joss. She runs out and goes to the coffee place. Joss and she meet. They play with Josslyn's phone. 

Hayden and Finn. She explains to him the Nikolas was dead but not dead then dead-dead story. He consoles her. He tells her about how his wife died. 

Morgan and Kiki. Pointless same crap as always. OMG They do have sex so hide yourself. They also BOTH have condoms!! Welp.  

Later he goes over to Ava's and tells her he's going to marry Kiki. 

I swear that's all that happened LOL SORRY! 

Why did I watch?

Hayden finds out Nikolas is dead-dead. She gets out her Gatsby book. Liz comes over and Hayden says "were you in on it with Nikolas" (First Death)

Tracy sees Dillon taking pills. Thinks Lulu gave him STI !! LOL  Lulu comes in and asks Tracy if she's heard from Luke. Nope. Lulu gets his old ratty baseball cap to test for DNA against the bracelet and earrings. 

Dr. Joe and Sabrina were on. They were flirting. They are going to dinner in the hospital cafe. 

The Nell scenes were weird. Anyway, she thinks she's Joss' donor. Shows everyone her scar. Her parents sold her kidney. She's been sick off and on since she had the operation. She moved to PC and is working as a teachers's aid and going to CC for her degree. 


Jason goes to see Sam and he has a fever---- he sits on the bed. He has a milaria ...Sam needs to be tested to make sure she doesn't have it. 

TEST day for Joe and Sabrina-- and Michael and the newbie Nell.  YEP. 

Bobbie's Birthday

Sam is in the hospital. Franco asks her to "watch Jake" because he's worried about him. WEIRD. Sam and Liz talk about Nik's real death. Later, Hammy comes in. Sam totally recognizes him as looking like Silas. I swear some mag had an interview with Jelly saying No one would 'recognize him' again! ahahhaaa.

Bobbie was at the coffee hub and invited Jax and JASON?? to her party. I can see Jax...but?? Huh? Jason says thanks but nope. 

Jason sees Jake at the coffee spot.  Jake tells Jason that Franco hangs out with Liz and him. Also says he's great about art. Jason isn't happy. 

Joss wants her parents to get along. Everyone comes to Bobbie's party. Jax gives her a locket with Joss' pic in it. Carly tells Jax she's stopped looking for Joss' kidney. Just then, the doorbell rings and a girl is standing there. You know she's kidney donor. They say Lucas is on his honeymoon, but wasn't Lucas talking to Julian the other day? Good GOD with this show.

Kiki and Morgan take their STD pills. Ava comes in. Gives Morgan death-stare. Morgan leaves. Kiki and Ava launch into convo 900 about Morgan. Ava finds the antibiotics. 

Franco gives Liz her painting. Monica calls and suspends him. He wants his dog Daisy back (remember her?) 

Later, Liz and Jake talk at the coffee place. He asks her if she's seeing Franco. She says YEP. 


and.....SAM IS PREGNANT. 
@@ I can't even.

Wubs Binge Guide!

If you look up there...yep, up by the spoilers' tab, you'll see my binge suggestions! BINGE WORTHY is something I put together because I watch so much TV, why not pass some along to you? All shows might not be of your liking--many are crime related but you could find something!! I will be adding to the list as I think of things along the way. 

Hope you enjoy! Feel free to add to the list in the comments on the post. 

Sunday Surgery: Blowing Smoke

Craft Services Are Great on GH! 

I'm just let-down with this show. The summer "adventure" was so disjointed and so so low budget, I honestly think high school interns did it. Not only that, our cast is so huge now, entire chunks of major stories are swinging in the wind. How can we get invested in any of them if people have weeks off canvas? 

*sigh* Yes, there were bright spots and thank goodness for some of the actors and dialog writers that bring it every damn day. Ingo was back and it was like a breath of fresh air, even if he and CarSon were doing the same dance. 

I'm juicing this week (ugh) so grab whatever you got and have a seat. I'll try to catch you up if you haven't been watching. 

Surfer Boy

You know, it's interesting that "Joe" Carlos twin was introduced eons ago and NOTHING. That's GH. 




Alexis and Sam FINALLY TALK. SO SO SO Overdue. She asks about Valentin. Alexis doesn't know only that Hells was afraid of him. She also mentions Nikolas dying but Alexis doesn't think he is. Alexis tells Sam about what Jules did to her. Sam gets mad.  That scene lasted a total of like 6min. 

Jules and Ava. William and Maura are so good together. He cried a bit. Then he tells her she has to help him escape.  Ava tells him no. She leaves to go hug Avery 

Sonny goes to see Spencer-- he sees Valentin there and the Cassadine Tattoo. He stops Valentin from taking Spence. Spencer goes to do his play. Valentine holds a gun on Sonny-- then--JASON barges in and knocks him to the ground (not making this up). Jordan then comes in and handcuffs Valentine. 

Jax sees a text to Carly about Crimson and the kidney. He gets mad, says he's taking Carly to court. Leaves. Goes to Alexis' house. OH! NLG's reaction was so good!! They hug and Hug!! He wants Alexis to rep him with Joss custody. Alexis says No, she may be disbarred. 

Ok, so Curtis found out who the donor is-- but Carly wants them to drop it because of the court case. 

OH my gosh, I LOVE Alexis and Jax!!!!!!! Made me so happy to see them. Worth the watch today! 

Sam goes to see Julian at the PCPD, "You don't have a family" . She basically says "You're Dead To me" . Julian says: But what about my bone marrow? OMG WHAT if Sam's ILLNESS makes her NEED BONE MARROW!!!!! OH OH!! 

Sam faints. 

Summer Libations

We all need a drink! I found a blog with some good recipes:  PARTY BLOG . It's hotter than Hell here and VERY dry. We do have humidity but nothing like we can have. I personally love very hot dry weather. 

I'm going to try to watch a bit today but I have a bad headache so not sure how long I'll last. 


Morgan and Kiki: You on your meds or not? Which is where we've been for a year. 

Valentina. Talking in the morning after the sex. Zzzzz Curtis comes in. Weird.

Dante tells Jordan that Jason is innocent because Nikolas who's dead NOW, wasn't dead THEN. Sonny's hanging out at the PCPD and gets the skivvy. They got back sure quick, no? 

Darby and Dillon at the coffee shop. She says "you need to get tested"..she has (and I quote) MICROPLASMGENETALIA.
Genitalia :GIGGLE: 
OMG. Anyway, Dilly has to take an antibiotic. He's like: what about Morgan? Maybe that's why Morgan is acting so manic. 
KIki is like: You taking your medicine? Morgan: YESSSSSSSSS. 

Ok, I'm done at 2:26. This show is beyond stupid. Maxie and Nate have NOT MOVED and are still talking and the entire crew came back from Greece --changed and ..what? Couldn't they at least have TRIED to make time sense? I mean TRY? Yesterday they all pointed out to "sea" said BOAT!! and they are home today.

Whatever.

6 Minutes

Ok, I saw the last 8min of GH, which I guess is enough LOL. Griffin and Claude see each other. Lucy and Scotty are on. Why? No idea, we know they aren't going to be on beyond this filler for 7 months. 
Wasn't he with Bobbie? Whatever. 

Franco is sad that Liz didn't call him while he was at the PCPD. Awwwww. 

KS is back as Maxie. I hope she's ok. 

Campfire

So, Sonny takes Joss to see Jax at the Metro. He's not happy to see "Candy boy"

Island idiocy: Jason shows up--plane exploded, he got out (no burns) and made his way to them! YES, yes he did.
Lulu has on Luke's bracelet and Laura sees it. 
OMG They are saved! They build a fire and a Greek Po-Po sees it!! 

Valentin made it to PC and is already in the Metro chatting up Nina!! YEP, yes he is! LOL OMG they totally sleep together. Heh. 

Jordan and Val find Todd and Liz. They tell him that chick is dead. He's like HUH? They want to search him and he says get a warrant. 

Spencer is in camp.  Trying to call Nik while in his bunk.  Valentin has Nik's phone. 

Morgan and Krissy talk. Morgan is still an ass. 

What You've Been Looking For

Jason Morgan, saving lives yet again!!
2007

1, 2...3...Crash

The plane crash is the most stupid thing I've seen since the whole "Cassadine Island" Adventure.
NOT one person has a scratch on them...and their hair is PERFECT (curled even). Jason is "missing". Since Dante and Sam were in the cockpit did he eject?  Did I miss en entire PLANE DAY? Now they are saying The plane EXPLODED??? And Jason was on it? Did they parachute out? OMG. I have NO clue what is happening. Oh and Kevin is ASLEEP so he's not on camera!! ahahhaa..
Sam faints. Is she PG? Oh geeezus.
WORST PLANE CRASH EVER! 

The one shining moment was ROXY on the show. Yep. That was it. Oh and JAX.  Thank goodness he was on. Day got brighter. 

Everyone thinks Franco killed the girl. You know, a character like Amy worked in the 70s and 80s because there were NO HIPAA laws. Now? She'd get fired in 2.3 seconds. Maddox is acting weird.He's prolly the killer? I hope it's Amy and she can get off the show.
OMG Franco left a sketch book with all the victims sketches in them. Oy

Friz are in Franco's creepy art studio with 'little cell reception" . Franco painted Liz--it's beautiful she says. They talk about art. She tells him she used to paint. Wants to paint him next.  Jordan and Val find them. 

Ok, that's it.