Beecher's Billy Drops By

SCOUT GOT SORA'D TO ABOUT 14 noooo, kidding but she's like 4!! LOL GEEZUS. She and Daddy Drew are in the office and Alexis stops by.  They talk about him losing Oscar.  He tells her about Kim-- and how shes' 'off'.  Alexis says she's there to discuss the reading of Oscar's will. 

Shank thinks he knows where his son is. 



Maxie, Lulu and Peter having brunch ? at the Metro, talk about Lulu's 'Break-In'== Lulu's going to keep doing the story. Blah blah blah. When she leaves Maxie guilts Peter into going to Ithaca with her to find Dante. 

Laura sits down with Robert, wants to know if he can bring Dante home. OH for God sakes LOL . He tells her they retired him 'How could Frisco do that to you"?? HE says it's in the rule book. "What are you doing now"??
They talk about the governor and that he knows him because "they went to law school together"!! NICEEE!!  He says he passed the NYS Bar the day he got into the WSB! He also says the governor gave him a job: DA! Which we knew. This is great. 

TRIVIA: Genie and Tristan were on YR together and they were married??  
Laura has on a shall/kimono/sweater thing like it's October again. 

Brad and Wiley see Michael walking out of Charlie's. Michael says he'll protect Wiley like "he's his own son"..yada yada wink. Brad says to Wiley "we'll get fake passports just in case" -- they walk into Charlie's where Shiloh's getting off the phone. He sees Brad and says how nice it is to see him ad the baby again 'My heart is full'.  sneer. 

Chase butters up Mac with Coffee and breakfast sammy. Mac LOOKS RESPENDENT in his suit!! Squee!  Mac says Judge Walters is awful and was terrible to Maxie during her custody hearing. Then BEECHER BILLY Cop comes in looking for Jason Morgan LOL Mac asks him a bunch of questions "Jason Morgan isn't in the habit of randomly kidnapping anyone" !! Then the cop says he broke out of jail with help from 'some guy' AND MICHAEL WALKS IN! AHAHAHAHA I think he had a donut for Willow or something!  The cop is like; THAT'S HIM!  Mac laughs, Michael laughs. He's like no, I'm the CEO of ELQ-- Cop says "I don't care if you're Jeff Bezos..I know who you are"!!  Then Says he's calling the FBI.  Chase gives Michael and Alibi about where he was "He was with me last night" ! WELP! 

JaSam slept together off camera. Banter in the morning.  "Why were you in Beecher's Corners" she asks. OMG we are going to recon ALL THAT ALL OVER AGAIN!  Now he wants to go back and get her and Sam says she'll go. Oh my GOD take a lawyer to get her deposition!  They playfully banter. 

END: 

Robert tells Mac he's the New DA "The SCORPIO BROTHER RISE AGAIN"!! 

Shank is being snarky to Brad. Manages to get Wiley's blankie or burp cloth or something So that's DNA right there. 

Sunday Surgery: Oh Baby, Baby ...

I'd better get my Starbucks in the morning...

Hello friends! This week on GH was... unremarkable. It's summer and you'd think we'd get a bit more action but..meh. I personally would go for a nice murder mystery with Shiloh being the one dismembered, floating in the river but hey, that's me. 

It was all about the BABIES this week!! Wanting Babies (Kim), Keeping Babies (Brucas) and Testing Babies (CarSon)

JAZZ Fest is in it's last week here in Rochester. One of my faves, Trombone Shorty played last night. and I'm pooped. BUT MacaRollin' cheese is here from the food truck! I love summer in ROC so much !! 

Figuring It Out

Brandon Barash and Harper at her Preschool Grad: via: Twitter 

Nina totally went off on Drew about Jax and Jax was STANDING BEHIND HER LMAO!! 
Drew is in a suit-- at Crimson. The sale went through and Nina works for Jax only, not Drew. 

Val and Curtis discuss Jax.. not much to see here. 

CarSon going to #GH for appointment. Michael is there. He tells them about the whole Beecher's Corners thing.  Carly has an ultrasound. Mid way through, the doctor stops and says she has to go get a consult. Very abrupt. I guessed it was Spina Bifida..because it was so fast-- you see that right away. It has a spectrum of severity, btw. Severe to mild. They won't know until longer into the pregnancy. She will have to have a C-Section. Carly wonders if she did anything wrong. The doctor says no. (Folic Acid is what you need to be taking to help avoid SB but she was taking her prenatals). Carly cries and Sonny hugs her.  Sonny says no matter what, the baby will be loved. 

Brad wants to run. Lucas thinks Alexis is right and they should go to the courts. Brad says Sonny can help them get away. Lucas says no. Brad's stomach gets a cramp again. 

Sasha wonders where Michael is. When Curtis leaves Valentin sits with her. She says she's going to stay in PC. Oh, he's mad. Tells her Michael's family will vet her and find out she's not Nina's daughter. 

Shioh and Kim. OMG thank you, she just wants Shiloh to help her talk Drew into having a baby. She thinks his seminars teach people how to persuade others. So, she doesn't want his sperm. yeah. She does let it slip she asked Drew (said no) and so did Julian and he's busy anyway. Shiloh is like; With what? She says Oh, some custody thing with his son. You know Shank gonna figure that out. She says it's about his grandson adopted about a year ago. 
He leaves. Julian tells her that he was a sexual predator and what happened to Sam. She feels awful and mad Jules didn't tell her sooner. 

Willow and Chase..exposition about the adoption. She says she'll stay there forever if she has to. Michael goes to the PCPD and tells she and Chase her dad was murdered. She can't believe it but gets it happened. 

END:
Shank sees Brad at Charlie's and circles him like a shark. Brad snaps "Stay the hell away from me".  He figures out (using flashbacks) that the baby is Wiley's. 

Meet The New...

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LAURA IS MAYOR

MAC IS POLICE COMMISH

AND THIS GUY

WILL BE

DA! 

How cool is that? I totally forgot Robert was a lawyer back in the day(someone on Twitter said he was??) -- and what a good idea to make him the DA. I thought maybe he'd be on a fishing boat somewhere!! Tristian is sticking around Port Charles for awhile...and that's a Win! Story on: Soap Opera News 

Jail HOUSE

OMG so my wonky laptop wouldn't connect to the net so I'm on the desktop with my iPad mini playing GH LOL 

Lord, what I do for ya'll 

Alexis still yelling at Jules. She hasn't even bought coffee yet. OMG so ALexis gets mad at Julian for "using their daughter" to do his dirty work. THE HELL IS THIS????? SHE'S LIKE 45 YEARS OLD!! OMG STUPID. 
KeMo is 43 so I'm not far off. 

Epiphany tells Bobbie she had Type 2 diabetes too. After school special talk about her. Apparently Epiphany had a heart 'episode" off camera while she was on vacation with Max. 

Lucas probably outted Wiley as SHanks when he yelled at him in the park. 

Michael acts "Drunk" and gets into the prison to "Save" Jason --they pick the lock or something, I wasn't paying attention.  *SIGH* Jason attacks the cops and pulls a gun on them. Whatever. OH COME ON. 

Kim's nutty. She hears a baby cry now. THEN She sees Oscar crying like a weird ass'd baby LOL 
SHE CALLS SHILOH and I tell you what, if she sleeps with him, I'm taking a HUGE VACATION from this show. That's just lazy and dumb. Shiloh is going to help her "anyway he can". 

Park It Here

BOBBIE CALLED OUT THE ANTI-VAXXERS! Lucas tells her she has type 2 diabeties. She can't believe it because she exercises and watches her weight etc. Lucas tells her that she has to be careful a because it can lead to heart trouble and host of other things. 



Sam in the park. He's going to tell her he can't work with her. She tells him recon on DOD stuff. He asks about Jax and she says Jax is a shark in business but a decent guy. 

Jason is trying to get the waitress away and Beecher's Corners police won't let him leave. Oh I love this cop. He's figuring out what Jason is up to. Cuffs him!! Jason's in jail and come to find out, the cop is DOD lover. "Billy" tells Jason he gets no supper lol and he won't let him call his lawyer because the phone is broken. 

Shiloh complains to his lawyer he needs money. She's like so what? He wants her to donate to DOD. LAMO! ahaahaa. DERP. She gives him a bitch look. They go over his testimony as to why he want his child back. She also tells him to cut the DOD ramblings. LOL 

Kim wants a BAY-BAY... Drew is like, YOU CRAY!! She goes on and on about the Seance too-- and how much "Oscar" is ready for a baby.
Oh lord, she's over the edge. 

Alexis is now bitching at Julian. Brad is afraid they are going to take Wiley. Alexis for some reason--wants Brucas to tell the court that the baby is Shiloh's and be proactive. They'll look like good parents yada yada. Julian is going NOPE NOPE DON'T DO IT. Brad thinks it might be a good idea. Alexis says they can stall and of course "Shiloh will have to take a DNA TEST" 
omg FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brad of course yells NO!! NO DNA TEST!! Alexis is like GEESH, calm down! 

Later, Shiloh sees Sam in the park. They bitch at each other. Michael finally texts Sam about Jason. 

Brad brings Wiley to GH and they see Bobbie and Lucas. 

Cop in Beecher's corner (Billy) calls SHANK and tells him that Jason is in JAIL!! WOOT! 

GO TO JAIL

Bobbie and Julian..makes no sense but Bobbie is at least on. WHY is Scotty on the Scooter?? oh Broken foot IN REAL LIFE. 
BOBBIE FAINTS! good god I hope SHE'S NOT PG! AHAHAA 
Scotty takes her to GH -- she said she skipped breakfast but Lucas wants to check her out. Lucas wants to take blood, think she may have diabetes. 



This is Mandy Musgrave, Matt Cohen's RL wife. 

Michael trying to convince Waitress girlie to help them.  Boring. Jason's in the car. Wish I was in the car. LOL 
Just a bunch of stuff about DOD and overdosing..yada yada. That set is the safe house. Anyway , she agrees to help but has an ankle bracelet on for taking the fall for Shiloh. Jason says "no problem, I have a way around that". Takes off her bracelet but when they are about it leave, cops shows up. 

Diane is trying to argue about the HIPA thing. Says the records were obtained illegally..yada yada. All you need to know is like "yeah, whatever, turn over the records"... more arguing. Judge says they have to answer his questions.  Diane is going to go to prison instead of answering. Willow says no and says 'FINE I HAD A BABY" -then she starts screaming at Shiloh looking like a loon. Shiloh is just sitting there, smug.  She won't hand over the records and has to go to jail. Chase cuffs her and its' kinda..um sexy? LOL

Cam brings flowers to Kim. Drew is there for dinner. They talk about what else? Oscar.  Later Kim gets out a music CD with "their songs' on it. She basically jumps Drew and kisses him. 

Mike..has an iPad and OMG.. but he mentions BARNEY MILLER!! He wants Carly and Sonny to stand up for he and Yvonne at their wedding. Fake wedding. Sonny asks his Dad about some family member--cousin and he wants to say Dev is him. I can only hope that means Dev will have to speak American. 

Joss and Dev go to the park. Cam is there. They tell Dev about Oscar. Joss thinks that the water moving was Oscar-- but Dev tells them it was HIM. And also tells her "People die all the time and Dead is just DEAD"