Sunday Surgery: Emergency Exit: Shuffling Off

Hi guys! I'm taking 3 days off.  I'll be in the beautiful city of Buffalo-- putting my money and time where my mouth is! (and hopefully getting wings). 

I'm sticking with GH -- I will be leaving the country for a big chunk in August so that will also disrupt things. I'll let you know where I'm going later-- I hope I can post some pics from down there!! (HINT HINT)  

I really hope the summer stories of Nelle's baby, the adoption -- Liz' surprise visitor and the reunification of JaSam go well. I don't know what's happening over there with letting vets go an hiring a parade of newbies other than the bottom line: money.  With The Chew cancelled, I'm sure ABC is taking a very close look at keeping it's last soap afloat. I know people may be losing hope but once a soap is gone--it's GONE.  I don't want this to happen. I still miss the soap channel for god sakes! LOL. 

Stephen Nichols left DAYS? Oooooo....hmmmmm... I'm hearing Bat Wings?? 

This will serve as Sunday Surgery, with Friday an obvious miss--but I thought I'd leave you all with some fun. 



Yeah, I'm leaving, bitches. You'll miss me when all you have is Michael, Oscar and that pretend Priest to entertain you. I'll leave the pillows in my dressing room. Night! 



Why am I leaving? I'll tell you why I'm leaving...
Uh, okay....calm down there, will ya? 
NO! I won't!! I've gotten exactly 33 scenes in 3 years and the best ones were when someone ELSE died! I don't even get Ma's lasagna anymore! Nothin'! 
Well, I don't know what to tell ya...I'm on all the time. I mean, I even got to give Julian a back rub last Tuesday so..
EXACTLY, Don't you SEE IT?
What? 
Oh hell, never mind. Say hi to my kids for me. I'm sure you'll adopt them soon. Probably get together with Lulu too..
Wait, is she available? 



Smoothie?
I wondered why there was all this fruit in here. 
Well, growing boys need their nourishment! 
Boys? Wait... more than one? 
Oh, sure...Cameron especially has just sprouted overnight! You'll see him at the 4th of July picnic. He has muscles now! 
Wow...Oscar doesn't even have those! 
SO, why do you think we have a scene together?? 
I have no idea... but I hear the gym is busy today.




At night I dream of.... 
What...what do you dream of, Jason? 
Carly... in that cold, lonely room. Hair ...perfect.
Really? I left Drew and a giant company for this? 
Don't worry, we'll get a love scene soon and it will be worth it.
You're keeping your shirt on though, right? 
You betcha! 



OMG...is this the best ever!!? 
I've missed you. I've missed being...well...normal. For us I mean. 
I hear you. I have to pretend to like some sappy guy that I could take down with my pinky finger.
I have to walk around, make out with Liz 24-7 and...hey wait...I don't have it so bad.
Yes but, Franco...don't you miss it? The fun, the excitement...the...
Great stories? 
Exactly. 



I should have actually asked what I'd be doing before taking this job...



Please. Just kill me now. End it. 



THE BEST THING EVER:  They are SORA'd CAMERON!! I can only hope he's the bad boy I've been dreaming of!! 

ONE Quarter of the SHOW!

So... I came in for 15 min of the show... 



and I saw: Scotty say he'll do Dr. Bensch's case. Ava and Franco want him to tank the case. hee hee. 

Drew is with Liz although, not sure why. 

Alexis and Finn said goodbye--they were at Charlie's. Her new office.

Dante and Lulu's goodbye. Aw...Emme and Dom cried nice. 

Jason: I'll get the flier... 
Sam: You don't get the flier--it will be US. 

Chloe Lanier is Leaving GH

There's two--I expect a third to be announced within the month. Read Daytime Confidential for details. 
She quit, btw--I'm hoping it was in time for a decent exit story (unlike Dom Z got). I for one, grew to love to hate Nelle. We really don't have enough downright evil ppl on GH anymore. 

PARADE OF NEWBIES TO GH!

Oh there's casting news ALL OVER the damn place now-- so here we go!! It's going to be an interesting few weeks, people.



This is Patrick J Gibbons, famous for his role as Sam (I loved him) on OLTL. I thought maybe Aiden but?? 




SORA'd CAMERON! I finally finally got my wish!! Here he is...name is Cade Brady McWatt (quite an actor name, no?)  Read more on Soap Opera News. 




Here's another one! This one is...Elizabeth's childhood friend from before she even came to Port Charles! HOW special is that??!! ANOTHER backstory about another person...we don't know!!  Bonus--the is Terry who by all accounts is transgender.  Actor's name: Cassandra James.  She's is a transgender actress who has her own You Tub Channel (click for link). 

Marry Me?

So that nurse that dated Michael was going to tell him something because he's on the GH board. She saw a sign saying that "any" form of harassment needs to be turned in. Then she saw Kiki and stopped. 




Sonny "talks" to Rupert about Carly. 

Ummm.... Oh, Chase meets with Nelle at Kelly's and stares to the right as he has flashbacks. He notices the smell he's smelling is the same smell he smelled at Morgan's grave. AHAHAHAHA. 

Alexis gives Jules back the house he bought for her. 


SHOW INTERRUPTED BECAUSE KENNEDY IS RETIRING. 


Nelle pretends Chase grabbed her hard. Michael comes in and is all: WHAT YOU DOIN"!?  Did you send that Tshirt? (Michael knows he didn't). 

Julian thinks he and Alexis might be friends. He tells her to keep the house. She's like OK! Guess she didn't want to fight it. 

Sonny bought off Rupert to "Protect" Carly so that fun is gone. I tell you what, that had BETTER NOT BE MORGAN in that room next to Carly. He better not have amnesia and a new face...then has to convince people he's really Morgan--then Bryan Craig decides to come back and we get another Todd/Victor  Jason/Drew Mess because I CAN NOT. 

AVA AND Franco are talking about Kiki. They wish they were still evil. SO DO I!! The best most grandest nasty duo are with a priest and an angel. UGH. 

Nurse Francesca comes to tell Kiki and Alexis that Bensch harassed her-- and she finally gave in and had sex with him. 

Kim and Julian might go to Tuscany. Julian surprised her with the trip.

Michael proposed to Nelle. Although not sure why..does he think he has to to keep her 'close"?? Ugh. 

I think Dante tells Lulu tomorrow hes' going into the WSB....

SCOOPS: Hmmmm do they finally SORA Cameron??? 

#GH 4th of July Peter begs Nina to set him free Jason, Sam and Danny on the footbridge Julian, Kim, Lucas and Brad at the MC Joss, Oscar and Cameron at the park #Friz watch fireworks from their doorstep. They will be exploring their family dynamics as they move forward

The Stinky Perfume

Jason tells Sonny he was fired. Sonny's like: AWWW Bummer. 

Nurse Meanie finds Carly with the phone Jason left.  NOPE!!  Carly switched the phone with a diary-- it was pretty good!  That guy is still knocking. Wasn't he screaming, soooooo if he can scream doesn't he have vocal cords?  Anyway, Nurse Mary Pat goes and gives the mystery patient a shot. 


Sonny asks Dante for a favor (probably their last scenes?!) and it turns out he goes in to see Carly. 


Drew won some writing award and Kim's all happy--Joss is all mopey because her family sucks. 

Nelle can't find the HIGH KARATAYYYY someone stole.  Joss  took it for OSCAR? She wants Oscar to smell like MORGAN? Oh, it FELL IN HER BAG-- when Nelle's got knocked over. LOL!!! FELL IN HER BAG.
Good GOD. She found some RANO cologne in her BAG and gave it to Oscar??? AHAHHAA.
Joss goes home and is so sad no one was there to see her get her award. Awww. She lashed out at Oscar for having such a perfect family. Awww. 
Eden can cry really well.  Nelle goes over to ask Josslyn if she took the cologne.  Nelle says yes, it fell in her bag and then she put it in the recycling bin.
Later, Nelle goes to Kelly's and smells Oscar (who had put some on) and finds out Joss really gave it to him. 

Jason goes to the Qs to see Michael. Michael says he'll risk his life if it will help his mom. 

SO I thought they were talking about CLAUDETTE being the one that Valentin could blackmail Nina over but it's CASSANDRA. See, both are blondes from OLTL and I just...OMG have no clue what's happening. Nina tried to kill Cassandra with a syringe-- and the WSB ended up moving her somewhere and she's in a coma.
OR IS SHE???!! 
Either way, dragging this shit up now is just -___-  Finola is taking a vacation so why not just have her go try to patch stuff up with Robin ?? 

1/2 show

Fe talking about Dr. O and wondering why she hasn't been around James.

Dr. O is still torturing Peter. She wants him to write a sequel to his book to confess. Just like Misery. How hilarious.

Nina and Val are STILL BLABBERING IN THE OFFICE.

Kevin or Ryan or some rando dude is still screaming in the room next to Carly.

Jordan is talking to Maxie about Peter. She thinks that Maxie was his only real friend.

Jason gives Carly a burner phone. Kevin is talking to Carly about her plea.

Curtis and Sam convince DA Margaux that they are in her room because Jordan said they could investigate.

I'm so sorry. I have to go. It's 1:25 and I tried so hard.
But...