General Hospital: Back To School

AMC...ok, this is the way I think. To  give the David H murder a REAL twist? Angie would be faking her blindness and would have killed him and  drugged Ryan. YEP! Plus, come on, if I were there I'd go INTO the autopsy-- watch them cut him open, get a DNA test and then stand there while they put him in the crematory. THEN we'd know he was DOA. Really DEAD.

Best part of the Lisa story? Mac Daddy's on!!

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Today I sent my one and only off to school as a senior...and he got his driver's license yesterday.  Dear Lord. Enough stress for one month? YEP!  I can't have a senior in HS. Not possible! LOL. It's back to school here in WNY, ergo, those kids better buckle up on GH!

GENERAL HOSPITAL: Thank you for all your HUNK suggestions!! I think we covered them all. LOL. I told people on Twitter that you can usually tell someone's age by their answers!!! Heh. No one said Steve Hardy, so we're ok.

Lisa..ahahaha. Getting Robin suspended. Nikolas uses his feta-sense to know she's a faker though. Just like his own Granny. Love that Robin is living with Mac!! That's the ol' Webber house. Laura used to run around there. Coffee in the kitchen. *sigh* I guess I'm happy Pat and  Robin are working together to get Lisa.

Ok,  Brenda's laugh is really getting on my nerves. GEESH!!! ugh....annoying. And a little scary.  It was always loud but NOT THIS WACKY!!

She and  Sonny talk about Port Charles. She knows about Josslyn..and  Jax donates to her charity. Blah, blah..blah. I hope they don't spend days on end in that damn room. Reminds me of Sonny and Kate at Wyndemere during the B&W ball..being stuck in there the whole time.  (Except for the stupid blood transfusion heh)

Sonny talks about Karen and Brenda  being so young when he was all over them.  Nice touch. Caus we DO remember that. Interesting that he tells her he shot Johnny because of the Kristina situation. Not because Johnny had a gun or anything about the Claudia situation or Michael being shot. hmmm. THEN he tells her about Dante-- shooting him  when he was an undercover cop. Brenda's like, So Sorry for you!! Ditto about the car bombs. She GETS HIM....see, she really GETS him!!

Sam had a cute face on when she was listening  to Jason talk about how much he loved her. He told Spin she was so much better than Brenda, basically. heh. Carly's going to try to fan the jealousy flames when he's in "Rome" but this will remind her not to fall into that fire.

CarJax was a bit strange, but I'll take it. Love the half-porn music!! "My Love Arise" ...hmm, that says somethin'!

NLG  just tweeted: @sherrimonavie wee im not on air for at least another month

Interesting... not by choice she's said. Hmmmmmmm.

TODAY's GH is brought to you by the COUCH. Lante, CarJax and JaSam were all on couches. Guess it saves on the bedroom budget.

It's THE DAY! Was it Worth Your WAIT?

I noticed Sonny went back for his mag..he's stingy. LOL. It was a re-do of Friday's ending for today's beginning. Vanny had to crawl over that dog again today. heh. Sonny stops TWO gunmen-- and that giant dog is a distraction. Oy...underwhelming again. In fact, I'm saying it: That was  just awful! LOL!! Like the old Spaghetti Westerns...my goodness. They were very cute in the hotel room. I don't know if I like the whold "Brenda Ditzzie" stuff right at the moment. But Mo and Vanny looked like they were having fun.

Loonie Lisa is scrubbin' in with Patrick. Robin sees the boiling doggie and runs to get Emma. That daycare lady had on some strange clothes for her job! If they are REALLY afraid for Emma, call in Granny Annie...she's WSB for godsakes!! OMG, Robin totally cold-cocked her !!heh!! wow Nice Scorpio punch.

Maxie and Spin finally meet up again at GH when he's there for a check up.  Too bad she's looking for Dr. Matt Boring-Man. Spin's face was so sad when he saw them together. Maxie looked like a giant banana. You think Franco's Fronkey will go after her?! lol

"You looked  like you were going to be sick when she was taking your shirt off...that's how I feel around  guys when they touch me"...says Kristina. Observant.

QUESTION: This is a poll by Fans Giving Back: Who are your 3 fave GH Hunks of all time? It's for a charity give-away!!

SPOILERS ARE UP!! Rumors too!! Looks like Sarah Webbah might be coming.

Sunday Surgery: Delayed Diagnosis

SQUEE! Only, it's Monty, not Sonny!

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Oh, it finally happened.  Their eyes met from across a crowded Rome street set. Sonny dropped a magazine just as Brenda was turning. Then, an older woman caught his eye just as Brenda was running to Sinclair. Oh, the agony. Finally at 3:57pm Friday, they looked at each other. Underwhelming to say the least. I didn't even see a spark in Vanny's eyes. I guess I expecting to see her look a BIT surprised to see ol' Sonny boy standing there.
Yeah, the big Sonny and Brenda meeting happened. To me, it came at LEAST two weeks too late. WAY too late. I personally think the whole Monty Sinclair, Suzanne,  Balkan-Thugs were such a waste of time. For real, do we even care? My favorite part of the whole thing was when Brenda started arranging fruit in her hotel room. The highlight of the week. Heh. As far as this "Balkan" crap goes, all I can do is roll my eyes.  I am glad that Lucky will be some kind of under-cover hit man for a bit. At least he'll be out of boring PC. I'm sure we'll get "Irish" stuff to look at. Pubs? Clovers? Red-Headed Lassies? Given the fake Italian accents we had to suffer through, I can only hope they hire a diction coach for some Eire-Speak.
Discouraged? You bet. Seems like there are a lot of us that are. Ratings for the week of August 23rd were down from the week before.

FROM SON...see all ratings categories there!
Ratings for the week August 23-27, 2010
(Compared to Last Week/Compared to Last Year)
Total Viewers


1. Y&R 5,040,000 (-254,000/+78,000)
2. B&B 3,106,000 (-277,000/-121,000)
3. GH 2,516,000 (-107,000/+115,000)
4. DAYS 2,475,000 (-50,000/-286,000)
5. ATWT 2,360,000 (-124,000/-37,000)
6. AMC 2,326,000 (-57,000/+118,000)
7. OLTL 2,264,000 (+48,000/-15,000)


HH
1. Y&R 3.5/12 (-.1/same)
2. B&B 2.2/7 (-.2/-.1)
3. GH 1.8/6 (-.1/same)
3. DAYS 1.8/6 (same/-.3) <- ties low rating (8th straight week)
5. ATWT 1.7/6 (same/same)
5. AMC 1.7/6 (-.1/same) <- ties low rating (Last time: August 31 - September 4, 2009)
5. OLTL 1.7/6 (same/-.1)

SO... I guess the whole Vanny experiment speaks for itself. Maybe it will pick up next week, once they get together?? See, the thing is---Sonny leaves again for the US of A to turn himself in. THEN, its been spoiled he's going to fall into bed with...Claire. @@ Jason's going to go to Rome to "take care of Brenda". Sam's all jealous in Port Charles.  Carly's all jealous in Port Charles (We don't know why because Jax doesn't seem to have anything to do with The Face just yet). Brenda is supposedly due back in town by Sept 23rd. That will be a full 34 days since her return. Even with weekends inbetween, that's shameful. I do hear it will be really "fun" when she does get back to Port Charles and moves in with Jason for protection. There will be a "twist" that involves Jax--whether that's the whole Crimson angle or something bigger, I'm not sure yet.
Megan Ward will be on mid Sept with both Jax and of course, Coleman. Maybe we'll hear more about Crimson then.
I'm trying hard not to be a wet blanket on the S&Ber's parade, but I call 'em like I see 'em. So far...not real impressed.

This week I'd love to send Kudos off to Brianna Brown for her subtle rendition of "Looney-Lisa". She's playing it perfectly I think: a creepy smile here and there... twisting her dialog just enough. Loves it!! Too much wouldn't be as nuts or as entertaining.

Check out Brandon Barash's fun video about his "To Shave or Not To Shave" fundraiser for MDA!! He and Bradford Anderson will be in Vegas this weekend for the telethon. Awesome for him to be at "the big show" finally!! He's been raising funds for years for this cause, and was actually in Buffalo, NY last year. Big step up. Jerry must like his stuff.

Notice who's in the FOREGROUND...:) Berta got more face than  Julie in this photo!

GIANT NEWS!! Alberta Wubs was in the Sept 6th issue of Soaps In Depth at the MOCA shoot! Julie Berman was walking down the carpet and Alberta (being held by caretaker Amber), was sneaking in to say hello.  Too fun. She's gotten more press than the Wubs Net lately. NEXT weekend we will both be in Toronto for the Falconeri "Brunch and Ball".  Can't wait!

Check out Spoilers on the site. Every time you visit a sponsor, Alberta's total goes up for her LA AIDS walk in October. More on that coming next week!! This is her third AIDS walk.
Thanks for keeping me company all week on here and Twitter. No matter how much I bitch about our fave soap, you know I love it--and spending time dishing with YOU!

"Dimples" meets "The Face" Today!! General Hosptial Soap Opera!

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Queenie and Alberta Lobster Ready to See S&B!! Note the Whoopi Goldberg champagne and

Artfully arraigned FRUIT. MR. Franco showed up too.

OMG...are you batting down the hatches? Getting the windows boarded up?? Have your FRUIT all arranged?? Today's the day! It's only been...er...let's not say it, but it's been FOREVER since VMG came back and Sonny finally meet up. JUST on the day hurricane Earl smashes into the coast. Coincidence?? I think not.

SO, at the start of the show...Brenda runs into SINCLAIR's arms...not Sonny's. Heh. Okay, then, Sonny turns around and meets up with newbie Sophia. LAND OF BAD ACCENTS. good gravy.  ugh...what torture. Brenda goes into the hotel with Sinclair and tries to give him A PEAR. What is with the  FRUIT  lately?? WASTE OF MY TIME!! The only way I'd like that older lady is if she stands up and bites Sonny on the damn neck and is really a vampire. LOL

In the meantime, both Sam and Carly are all trying to get the dirt on "The Face" because they know Brenda was the UBER CHICK in Port Charles.
There's a newbie girl on GH, called "Ali"... who looks a bit like Tams Braun to me. I guess she's supposed to make Michael uncomfortable. heh.

so...they finally saw each other, last 10 seconds of the show. Now you have to wait until next Tuesday for some more S&B action.

A FEW new spoilers are up. Looks like Claire and Sonny will hit the sheets. SO STUPID, imo. So stupid. I wonder how S&Bers feel now that Brenda is finally back and before she even gets to PC,  he sleeps with CLAIRE!! HURL!!!

The World Goes Round Musical with Bradford and Brandon!

Bradford and Alberta Wubs!

For the first time, ABC Daytime and The L.A. Gay and Lesbian Center are teaming up to produce a benefit engagement of Kander & Ebb's award-winning musical revue, The World Goes ‘Round. The performances will feature All My Children's Bobbie Eakes and NatAlie Hall and General Hospital's Bradford Anderson and Brandon Barash. Each performance will be hosted by another star from one of the shows. The World Goes 'Round will be performed on October 7, 9 and 10 at the Gay & Lesbian Center's Renberg Theatre, and net proceeds will raise much-needed funds for its Jeffrey Goodman Special Care Clinic.

WHEN: Thursday and Saturday, October 7 and 9 at 8 p.m.
TICKETS: VIP : $200 (preferred seating, reception with cast)
Orchestra seating: $100
Mezzanine seating: $50
Available online at www.lagaycenter.org/worldgoesround


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Nancy Lee Grahn Puts Rumors to REST!!

With "tons" of rumors circulating around the net, NLG gave us a photo of her ultrasound--proving she's really PG. She tweeted this photo today...phew. Thank GOODNESS we know now!! LMAO. She kills me. I guess we should be glad it's not quints. Follow her on @nancyleegrahn to get the skivvy. She's on a BREAK, people...:)

GENERAL HOSPITAL: Brenda arranges fruit while Sonny asks a guy with an Italian accent where he might find "the face of fashion"....accordions play and wine is going to be drank. The excitement is SO MUCH, it's difficult not to shake. The fruit arrangement was a stroke of writing genius. Maybe its a metaphor for the fans brains. Not sure.  I mean...when WILL they meet? WHAT WILL HAPPEN? Oh, that's right, it's been on the TV in the previews. He pulls a gun on the RUSSIAN Thugs!!
Cave flashback today for the S&B fans.
THE BALKAN...who thinks that's Code For: Franco? @@ whatever. I keep hearing Vulcan after someone pointed how much they sound alike. Heh.

Jason told Carly Sonny was off to see The Face-- and protected his privates in the meantime. He was scared she was going to knee him!! Carly goes off about Sonny and Jason so looks like he wants to shoot himself in the head! LOL
Carly tries stir the Brender pot with Jax.

Jason talks to Sam about Brenda "Hey, Sam...you kinda were hired as her stand-in for awhile there"

Brooke Lyn is in the Feta  Mansion---getting all  dried of by Nikolas. If this isn't contrived, what is? Oh well...I guess it's a good time filler. Too bad Helena's gone, that would have at least added to some drama. Nikolas looked SO interested in this scene. Tyler Christopher, god love him, seems like he's just phoning in lately. There I said it.

Here we have a Lante scene that's about  SONNY! Imagine that!! wow. How boring.

Last scene today: Brenda gets a call (we are supposed to think it's from Sonny but it's really from Murphy)..and she goes to the garden---where there's a fountain!! Sonny drops his magazine so he doesn't see her--and she turns and...fade to black.
HEH!! Gotta wait until she's grabbed by them thugs before Sonny can show those dimples, people.

 

"You're Cute When You're Scared"!!

Johnny's up and ready to party!!

NEW SPOILERS ARE UP!! S&Bers are going to be waiting even more it looks like.  Sonny goes BACK to Port Charles, leaving Brender in ROMA with her memories and thug threats. 
HEY!  Please remember to visit a sponsor. Alberta's AIDS Walk is coming in October and I'd like to donate at least $100 to her cause!!

General Hospital: hey, they got their dates right on when school starts here!! Small victories,  I will take it.
Sam hobbles into GH on her bad ankle and Epiphany gives her the ol' stink-eye. heh

Jolivia fans will swoooooon. Johnny wakes up and tells Olivia that she's "Cute when she's scared". Has it been a week since he got in there? Goodness.

TRACY AND EDWARD AND MONICA!! An old fashioned Q scene..heh. Tracy harping on Maya. Edward isn't wearing his hat! Brooke Lyn crawls home (looking like a Jersey Shore cast member) and asks to be let in. Tracy goes all Q on her. And Brooke tells her not to call her Granny. heh. Brooke starts her old stuff up with wire transfers and Tracy catches her with Eddie's phone! Monica and Eddie were all in on it! It was like The Sting!! Damn you Guza for not having them on more.

Liz is in Palo Alto says Steve. I guess that means Nikolas can spend time with Brooke soon. Oh, be still my heart :eyeroll: Robin tells him about Lisa and Patrick. She also apologizes for going all off on him about his affair with Liz.

Crimson set and just like the old days with Lulu and Maxie dishing. Maxie says she SO GETS Carly. Very cute scene.

We also had Mike/Krissy today and Jax/Alexis. Not too  shabby. It was interestingly, a Brenda-Free Day!