Three Days: Here we go: ( to be read in Puss In Boots voice with a nice Spanish soap score playing)
It is I....Carlos....ready to keel the Duke...
Bur first, let me rearrange the table into a wonderful display...
Now....let me show you my gun. My big gun. It needs to be cleaned.
I must aim ze gun...perfectly, careful not to disturb ze serving tray
I see him in my cross hairs!! Perfect shot!! I'm...
Oh No..ze phone. Sabrrrrrrrrrrrrina? Is it you? Are you all right my flower?
( 15 minutes later) There...there....there he is...what the......
Rats!!! It's ...the mouthy blonde woman and that squirrel...I must hide!
WHY MUST I SUFFER SO?????
I'm back! Back in the game!!
WHAT? who is this interloper?????
I suffer so...I do not have to pee...I do not have to pee....
Now I pause to cry.... oh WHY WHY?? The PAIN!!
It is my life...I shall stay here until someone...anyone..dies a thousand deaths!!
To be continued.....
That's effing hysterical. Kudos.
ReplyDeletethey showed the preview and there was a body bag being zipped up. All you could see was a glimpse of dark curly hair. Could it be Carlos?????
ReplyDeletevery funny
ReplyDeleteI was thinking it was Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrlos too. Which figures since I actually like the guy
ReplyDeleteOh Karen! That was hysterical! ROFL! Bravo to you! :) Always love seeing close up shots of the men! Including my Caaaaaaaarlos! :)
ReplyDelete"Karen says Now I pause to cry.... oh WHY WHY?? The PAIN!!"
Did you cry too when McDreamy died?! I balled my eyes out!!!!! It's very upsetting!!!! I hate this!!! :'(
Karen, hehehe . . . McDreamy buying the farm, sob, sob, sob . . .
ReplyDeleteWhen Carlos stopped to take a phone call in the middle of a hit, it was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's Carlos being zipped into the body bag, as I did a freeze-frame on the preview. I think it's Duke's henchman. It wasn't Duke....yet.