Sunday Surgery: Blurry Vision

I'm going to try my very best to write this week's surgery without swearing too much or being such a witch about the show you won't want to read this.  

Here, look upon the face of angel baby, the one great wonder of this whole week: 

Show Saver 

Make yourself a nice hearty breakfast and don't forget your allergy pills, Michael tells us it's a "bad year" for them! 

What? I AM Crying..can't YOU TELL? 

WOW. What a bad week. I'm not even going to sugar coat it. I call this "blurry vision" but it could be blindness when it comes to any "vision" for a story. Like the Luke tale, the 'process' turned out to be so long and switched up, the entire thing fell apart just when it was coming together. We did get 2 good days out of it but that was about it. Valerie left me absolutely flat with no emotion during the whole "I think I'll kill you" scene. Tony was kinda just laying there, planning his next Amsterdam escape. The scalpel was hilarious.  

Spencer's out, running amok with Chandler trying to get Emma to accept his ring. Not a Cool-Cassadine decoder ring--no! Alan Quartermaine's (aka St. Jaysus) wedding ring!! Which at the end, he throws under the couch, just in time for Sam to run in and stand in front of it.
Then, I guess, the story is to be stalled until they decide to pick the thread up again. Maybe next week, maybe next month? Who knows.
PS. You know the cleaning lady is going to find it --cause no way Sam cleans that house. 

GH is so cast-heavy it's like it's a million shows in one. Nothing comes together.  Characters are in isolation. We don't see some people for weeks and weeks. (if at all anymore) -- everyone is like "well, the Nurses' Ball is coming"!  "We'll have 2 live shows soon"! I don't watch a soap for the stunt moments. Sure, payoffs are good but it's the storytelling that keeps us coming back. *sigh*. So much *sigh* 

See the PILLS? SEE THEM??

Leaving that aside, let's get on to another part of the show, shall we? I'm going with the Stupidity of MoKi.  Michael carries around his allergy pills with him now 24/7. Because you know WE HAVE TO SEE THEM TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!! He goes to the Metro Court again. I guess so he can drink. Because most Dads would take their Nanny and kid to Kelly's, right? Out come dumb and dumber with a stupid as hell plan to 'switch' out his allergy meds with some unknown secret Goofy-BALLS that make him manic. Thank goodness the "Access Port Chuck" guy was there to film the ensuing hilarity.

Michael goes down to the lobby and ends up tipping over Avery in her baby carriage. It's a victory for the middle-schoolers!! Yeah! CPS is called and the baby is going to back to Kiki.
BUT WAIT! Silas checks her out at GH (a CPS rule) and takes some blood (so we can get that pesky cancer story cleared up), and THERE'S SOMEONE skulking around to TAKE BABY AVERY!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it Nina in her Heather Webber designed trench coat? 
Is it Michael who is suddenly gone from the Q manion? (hope he remembered his ALLERGY MEDS!!) 
Who knows!! But here we go again. If that baby is nabbed and "missing",  I'm going to scream my damn head off.
Swear. 

What did you say your name was? 

Hayden seems to be a girl with an urge. She tries to sleep with Jake and when that fails she tries to bed Ric. FINALLY Nikolas walks in and gives it to her. I'm trying to decide of seeing a new character in a hotel room (and no where else) talking about being horny and jumping whatever walks through the door is in any WAY interesting.
NOPE. 
NOPE NOPE NOPE. 
The sleeping with Nikolas was hot..,but that's about it. This story of Jake's "wife" was not thought out at all. We know the holes in it. It could never fly in this day in age and it's not even remotely exciting. Greenlee should have been Sarah Webber or a recast Britt or ANYTHING other than this mess. 

Spinelli is supposedly "investigating" Hayden for Carly. Come on. Josslyn could "investigate" her using the internet. The fact that he's not found anything in all this time and is just going on and on begging Maxie?  He grovles... she babbles. He uses big words. She sighs and bats her eyes. Then they she's like: well, ya, maybe we should be a family. Kiss. Nate's at the door. Rinse. Repeat. Maddening. 

Looney and Tooney 

Maddening? Nina and Franco hold up in their hotel room. Thank GOD she finally left and he got to play a scene with Ned. Franco wants all of Ned's ELQ Stocks or he'll tell Julian about Olivia's baby. (which looks ready to come at any moment). Now that we know Wally Kurth is leaving the show, I wonder what will happen with this.  Will Franco stab him with a shrimp fork? Maybe Nina can steal this baby. All I know is another Q will be gone. 

Come on, let's confuse Cam some more...

Liz went back to Ric because...well, because Jake is married for heaven's sake! Come on, what's a girl to do but go back to the guy that she didn't want anymore a week ago? Geesh! 

I'm actually being BORED to death...

What else happened this week? Oh, Ava continued her sad " in the room" cancer story. Talk about making Cancer Boring. They've managed it. Why not have her in GH? Dr. O bitching about her wanting a "death with dignity"? Monica fighting for it? Her family at odds about the decision? The media? Ava actually could have been in jail still--but had to go to GH for her treatment. Why is she still "Dead"?! This story has so little impact.  So little anything. Silas got Avery's blood so she can be cured. Then I suppose we wait to see how her charges are dropped?

Hmmmmm, my lip gloss look good? 

Sam and Jake were alone in that garage set...and they even took a motorcycle ride!! Tingle Tingle!! She goes to Patricks, all ready to move in!! Then Julian comes in and he and Carrrrrrrrrlos talk about offing Duke. Jake calls Sloane. Snooze 

Wait...what are we bitching about today?

These two were on because they had to be.  Sonny turned Michael into CPS. Carly felt all guilty because of their pasts. Surprisingly, no barware was harmed in the making of this scene. 

I'm TRYING TO EMOTE here! 

I'm going to say it: I'm am so happy Kirsten A left. I hate this Kiki-- and I don't think this actress comes close to a decent delivery.  It's driving me nuts.  She also wears that blouse wayyy too much. 

Note: Who saw that every TV in PC (and Ava's tablet) was tuned to Access Port Charles at the exact same time? LOL. And-- there you go. I can't even remember the last time I SAW a TV on the show--and they were even watching in the Metro Bar! 

Don't get excited, this is an old photo

Oh, and PS...I think Rosie is running ELQ all by herself... OFF camera.  I'd take her over Valerie, Kiki and Sabby any day. And Why not make HER the "nanny" instead of Sabrina? She's working with Nikolas, right? She could be around Michael getting intel daily, right? She could be sabotaging him and calling Access PC. (while secretly falling in wub with him and feeling guilty.) Her "secret" could finally come out before we forget who she even is.  Sabrina basically stands around, goes "Oh Michael"... lets Sonny pet the baby and... um...welp. That's it. 
See, just listen to me. Must I write EVERYTHING??! lol

SCENE OF THE WEEK: YEP! Yell all you want at me, but Avery eating her biscuit was my fave scene this week. She even found Silas interesting. 

RUNNER UP: Sonny and Ric, passing the time away, talking all sorts of mobular dealings in the lobby of the Metro. Lah Dee Dah

FACE OF THE WEEK: There were so many EPIC faces Michael made-- it was hard to choose but here you go. 

PROP OF THE WEEK: That damn Rx bottle..why? Because it gets more air time than Monica, Jordan and TJ combined. It has it's own dressing room! It got a parking space! 

MEANINGLESS YET STRANGELY OK SCENE:  Lucas and Nate engage in a convo about Maxie. Like they are old pals.  BTW, You know Nathan is an honorary Ford Brother. 


That was this week. A compilation of whatever was out there hovering after the Fluke Finale, just  thrown out until the Nurses' Ball, "Live Shows" and mob killing. I am still trying to  figure out why in the hell they went with this fake wife for Jake. Just to kill time? To give Becky a storyline? Glad she's here but geesh-- she could have been so much more.  And what a waste of Maura West's talents, no?  *sigh* There it is.  Sorry so crabby. I know some of you are thinking "why does she watch"? I ask myself that a LOT lately. But-- it's my show. What can I say?