Finally Friday!

I had a big beer at lunch so... :) Not responsible for my blog. 

Tracy's still trying to talk Paul out of killing her. If it takes this long to kill someone, not gonna happen. 

Carly gives Morgan some jade, as a token of how proud she is of him. 
Ava comes in to give Avery a dress. Since she STILL HAS CUSTODY this is stupid. 
Ava is saying Morgan is unstable. She goes upstairs to 'see Avery" but really is going to replace more of his meds. 




Sam is telling Julian no one wants him there. Stay away from Alexis. He should leave. 


Anna talks to Dilly about Susan. Dillon calls Tracy...she goes to answer the phone.  She screams into it, Anna hears her. 

They needed to use the gym again, so SaSon moved into there to continue the "Jules must die" convo. OMG. zzzzzzzzzz. 


Ok, I made it to 2:34. I'm not going to finish. I'm seeing Roger Howarth tomorrow. I hope to write something up after--not sure I'll get to the blog? It will only be a giant serial killer bitch anyway so....??? 

Have a great Friday! 

Terrible, Horrible No Good Day

Tracy's trying to talk Paul out of keeping her hostage. Not doing a good job. OK, HERE GOES THE STORY OF PAUL!

Off camera, Susan was supposedly in Port Charles (and no one saw her I guess). Some pharmacist helped her get on drugs. Then Sloane raped her Then she went to the ER at GH-- and Dr. Maze (remember him??) messed up the rape kit!! THEN!! What? Oh the other lady we don't know he killed was a witness but she wouldn't testify. MONICA wrote a letter to Susan saying GH couldn't help because the rape kit was tampered with. 
YEP. That's it!!
How did he get all those people to GH? He poisoned them so they'd have to go to the ER and then he could kill them and get the hospital closed.
Why did he try to kill Bobbie? No idea.
Why did all this happen off camera? This is GH!!
this is text message killer bad. Holy shit. REALLY bad. Someone reminded me that story was at least written during the writer's strike!! 

Oh, Jordan and Anna figure out the entire thing just standing in Paul's room. Seriously. EVERYTHING. 

Oh, he's not gonna kill Tracy, she's in the spoilers for next week. 



Laura and Kevin are on a plane. He got on just to talk to her. Laura is mad at Kevin for writing a book. Which I HAD NO IDEA even happened. That's how long they've been away.  He was writing about social media. Then he apologizes for writing the other thing about Her and Helena's cure. I guess she forgave him. 

Nathan is the Daddy. No one cares.  And......something about Valentin. That's her 'Danger-man". Shocker. 

JaSam eating Spaghetti. That spaghetti was the best part of the show. 

Agnes Nixon, dead at 88

Oh Good bye wonderful, great lady!! She was such a visionary. If you're my age you know the ground All My Children broke in the '70's. Soaps weren't just for your mama anymore!! Then OLTL was created and another great soap joined the ABC Family. She will be so missed. 

Anna is in PORT CHARLES!!

Paul catches Tracy after she runs to the elevator. She tells him how she figured out where Susan was.  He wants her to have dinner with him. She's hedging. 



Claudette is ON. UGHHHH She doesn't want to get the results back so quickly. She goes into the hall and tells Griffin she has to talk to him in her room ASAP.  She tells him he might be Charlotte's baby daddy. 
Nathan calls her room, the results are in!! So, soon, we'll all find out who Claudette had a baby with.
No one cares. 
End of the show.. they go to open the envelope. IT will be tomorrow.

Curtis is shirtless at the gym. Maddox comes in. He says "hey, let's spar".  Eye Candy today. They talk about Jordan..get all pissy...grrrrrrr.

ANNA IS HOME! Pissed about Duke. Why couldn't they have waited for 4 DAYS to do the trial until Finola was back?????
Anna yells at Jordan about the warrant not being right. Jordan says it WAS right. Anna asks about Alexis and her testimony. She wants to talk to Paul. 
Oh she goes to his room. Olivia is there, leaves the door open. Anna finds the cuff links!

END OF THE SHOW: Paul is locking the door. Tomorrow's previews have him yelling at Tracy.
Also Tomorrow? Laura and Kevin on a plane. AND Genie's hair is my fave (my color!!) 

Birthday Wishes

Kiki and Morgan talking at Kelly's. Snoozah You know he's going to cheat like Darby told him. He did cheat. Then Dillon tells him about how professors check work for plagiarism. Heh.



Liz and Hayden.  Hayden is mad she gave the diamonds to the police.  Now Naomi is in prison. Hayden wants money from Liz to get her Mama out of jail.  They argue. Liz finally tells her to beat it. Later, Hayden looks for jobs on her iPad at Kelly's. 

Heather and Franco. He wants money to help with Liz. Heather thinks he pushed her down the stairs! LOL! WHOOPS She also thinks that Franco really killed all those people in GH.  She cuts him off from any money. 

Tracy and  Dilly go looking for Susan. Tracy thinks that's why Paul is feeling bad about Sabina. Huh? Because he misses Susan?  Tracy finds out because she called the store in Bar Harbor where she used to work. She finds out Susan is in a mental institution. 
Paul goes to see Susan who is comatose-like staring out the window. Catatonic. Paul tells her he's killed everyone involved with the 'brutalization' that Sloane did to her. People working the case, docs, nurses....
I am not kidding you. So Susie's entire story HAPPENED OFF SCREEN!! Hey! Just like Claudette's! 
He lights the candles-- "Everyone is dead but Monica" ... and TRACY IS STANDING  IN THE DOORWAY and hears him!! BOOM! good scene! RB is great. 

Julian gives Alexis signed divorce papers for her to use. He also wonders why she acted like she did at the trial. OH! He think she did it on purpose to help him! LOL! She goes after him with the bottle. BUT she doesn't use it. LOL. Come on. Julian is all like, "I need you to move on so I can move on"?? Such weird dialog.
Alexis chugs wine after he leaves. 

Here's a video of Alexis killing Alcazar (The First One). Which is why I can't deal with the way she's acting now! LOL 

Wine-O

Jules is bugging Nina... "I want you to clear my name" he says. WTF. Um, how would that go? Oh he wants a profile and a cover to 'air' his 'side of the story'. Nina tells him to take a hike. 

Sonny is talking to Jason about all the revenge he wants to take. Yada Yada. 

Kiki isn't working..just standing around the Metro. Morgan comes in, then has to go do a paper for school.  Oh, look, Dillon walks in! 



Alexis is hung over--she drank 2 bottles of wine and Sam says she's started another. She's in the same clothes as yesterday. Why wouldn't Molly or Krissy or Sam stayed with her over night? Especially with Jules FREE? 
Alexis can't get hired by anyone as a consultant (I guess you can do that even if your license is revoked). 

Stupid Nellie (I hate her more than Val) is making a memorial page for Sabrina. She's all up in the Q house like she owns it.  
She's talking to Sonny at the end. 

Paul is trying to tell Tracy he killed Sabrina and she's not letting him. So he never does. Of Course not.  Later he calls Susan and says "Everything will be ok". Meaning it's why he's killing off people. 

Sunday Surgery: Light A Penny Candle

 All I've Got is a Photograph...I want to touch you!!!!! (yes, I quoted Def Leopard) 

Starting this Sunday Surgery on a bitch note since this week was the polar OPPOSITE of last week. So if you don't want to know, save yourself now. Grab a pastry and don't let the door hit you!!