Sunday Surgery: Wrongful Death

 

Ever wonder if you're watching Bizarro World GH? Like where all the people you want dead are alive and... well, you know what I mean. Every. Single Thing  I wanted to happen didn't. Every character I wanted to shut up just got mouthier!! LOL.. It was quite a week to say the least. 

Let's get into it 

PSYCHO OF THE WEEK: You all know who it is...this guy. Still walking around. Still jabbering it up. Still pestering Maxie about what a great Dad he'll be and the like. NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE. You sir are the person we wanted on the floor and gone last week. AND we almost got it but...

BLOCKER OF THE WEEK:  OMG!! SAM!! What in the hello?? Just when we think Dante is going to prove useful after getting back from PTSD camp, SHE STOPS HIM. WHY. Whhyyyyyy???? No one would have seen him. You could have taken your little self on those tall boots and crept quietly back out.  No one wants us to have nice things. 

GENETICS OF THE WEEK: So, Finn's the daddy! Angst all around!! Then..on Friday, what do we find out? Cyrus may have tampered with the entire thing. Wow! Who would have thunk it? I mean GH? Screw with tests? Thing is he said "Make it come out the way I want it". That could mean it's true. Finn also said he wants another test at Mercy. I have no idea why they'd want it to reverse itself or how this makes the story more or less intriguing. 

MEMORIAL OF THE WEEK: Seems like we just got done with Sonny's and now we are at Franco's. I did like the Gallery touch and the whole "Patient artwork". Other than that? Meh. Seeing the kids was fun and Hudson West sure has grown. Now Spencer can come back, right? Hudson is 14 IRL so let's go. Scotty was of course, fun. I just wasn't feeling it because of how he died. 

GHOST OF THE WEEK:  Alexander shows up to talk to Cameron. I love Chad and was glad to see him back. Only-- ugh, I really went back to the place of how/why they killed Zander. Sort of up there with Georgie's death. Not a great time for me on the show. Chad and William were awesome...even if it was weird to see Cam talk to a guy he's never met before. 

I NEEDED EAR PLUGS OF THE WEEK:  Of course, we couldn't go the whole week without Carly being an absolute banshee on set.  Good God. Throwing the coffee mug, yelling at Jason, trying to out-talk Jordan at the PCPD; all driving me insane. Then she has the audacity to go to Elizabeth's house and bitch at her! Hey, screaming-mimi, remember when you got on Nina's case for doing something similar at Sonny's gravesite? Liz asked you twice to leave. She's still in her memorial black dress. But you know, carry on. You ego-maniac you. 

ARREST OF THE WEEK: *sigh* Here we go again. HERE WE GO AGAIN! Poor put upon St. Jaysus wrongly fingered for a crime he didn't commit. Enter Diane telling him to shut up and not say anything (like he's going to). Cue Jordan looking blank at the camera. Let loose Carly's tirade against justice. Haven't we all been here 100x? 

FALSE WITNESS OF THE WEEK: Gladys, in cahoots with Cyrus. Having coffee with Brando. At least she's interesting. Can't say the same for her son. 

MEDICAL ISSUE OF THE WEEK:  The ONE story I'm digging right now is Britt's shaking. We know her family history. Kelly is acting the hell out of it. Valentin finally sees her do it. Now--what's going to happen? I do want to know how this will play out. 

GIANT BELLY OF THE WEEK: Um, Brook Lynn is either having twins or... ?? My timing is way off! Is she the size of Maxie ? Yep! Is Maxie about 4-5 months ahead of her? Oh yeah. Ned's reaction was priceless. So was Val's. I also want to see this story.  If it's a girl, it had better be named Helena! 

AND....ON THE SONNY SHOW:  Yes, we are still at the Tan-O where the bar is cleaned on the daily even tho there's no customers. This week we find out that Phyllis had a baby that died shortly after birth (or DID it?? You know GH, she's probably alive in PC somewhere).  Sonny tried to win his rings back at the card game. With the same guys that beat him up!! So... okay. Oh yeah and Nina finally walks in. We've been waiting for it. 

WUBSHELL WEEK: 

Nina visits Phyllis in PA, will run into Sonny

Franco is memorialized at Ava's Gallery

Michael, Olivia, Ned and Valentin all find out Brook is VERY pregnant

Valentin offers Michael ELQ proxy to let Nina visit Wiley; Michael says No

DNA Proves: Finn is the Father--or does it? 

Britt's shaking becomes worse

Gladys bears false witness against Jason

Jason is arrested for the murder of Franco 

Sam stops Dante from shooting Peter  -- ugh

Brook Lynn is home; Valentin is the baby daddy 

Maxie gives away Peter's clothes 

Finn and Anna realize they can't be together; Roxy is going to the Metro. 

Peter and Cyrus make a deal 

SPOILERS:   Jason sees Taggert in jail,  Finn sees Liz and Carly tells Jax to find Nina. GET them ALL on Diagnosis Daytime. 

So, that's that! The ONLY WAY the Peter Story can be redeemed is if we have a murder mystery on our hands and SOON. Like Dead-Dead. Head cut off dead.  The DNA story just went no where especially since Cyrus may have changed the results. :eyeroll: Whatever. I'm so tired of Carly. She just so strident. Any redeeming qualities are just lost in her bitchiness. The teen scene stuff needs to buff up. They spend their time standing around mourning the latest death in PC and not one of them has a dangerous addiction or affliction. No one is even listening to EMO music as far as we know! Plus, if Cam is getting college stuff going, aren't Trina and Josslyn? Did Joss get a volleyball scholarship? Is Trina taking Art History and Business? It would behoove them to go into something medically related to keep them in town and at GH. I'm not even going to talk about the Sonny show. Nope. I'm pretending that's just a whole separate thing over there. 

So are you feeling Dante and Sam? Do you think Britt will be cured or have Huntington's Disease all the way through? Are you happy Valentin might be tied to the Qs forever (I sure am). Sad at the FinnA break up? Let me know! 

Oh, I will be gone Monday and Tuesday for a doctor's and a hair appointment. Sorry!! Can't be helped.