Tanned and Teeth

 Well, I'll be out tomorrow subbing AGAIN for the UPK kids so enjoy me while you can!! 

OMG the Bach guy is on today and he's CREEPY AF-- lord. NOT an ACTOR Either. Poor Cynthia. He's a nature journalist that Crimson is going to feature. He flirts. She flirts. Thank GOD Ava walks in at one point. He finally leaves. (oy) _-Ava asks Nina for a loan and Nina wonders what took her so long to ask. Then Carly stomps in and Ava leaves. Carly tells Nina they have to step up their plan for Drew. 

Chase and Dante having a steam. They talk about Lulu and stuff. Nothing major but both ARE 1/2 naked. They talk about Rocco too and teenage boys and their girl crushes. Dante says he had one. 

Kristina and Alexis are having coffee in the corner place. Krissy reads The Invaders' article about "Cut-Throat Congressman Drew" to her. Alexis is like: What was he thinking. We have to protect Scout. 

Drew brings flowers to Willow at GH. Hopes the article didn't make her upset. She says no but they should lay low for a bit. He leaves. Krissy comes over an asks if she can send some videos of the kids to Michael. Willow says sure but she can't bad mouth Drew. Krissy says sure. leaves. Carly comes in to talk to Willow and says Wiley will hear about the article. Willow says she'll tell him it's not true. Carly says IT IS TRUE! Then Drew pops out and tells Carly to mind her own business. Carly asks how he can do this when he held her when they had to move Virginia's grave. He's like: NOT THE SAME. Then stupid Willow sticks up for him. Carly's like: FINE, see ya. 

Laura is going to have a press conference and also is glad Curtis flamed Drew in The Invader. She goes to her press conference and then Alexis comes in. Alexis wants Curtis to write a counter-piece on Drew so it's not so bad for Scout--or some such drivel. Curtis says nope. Won't do it. 

Lucky is at Liz' house because she's watching him for 24 hours. Carly drops by with a basket and says "thank you" to the hero. She asks what he is doing next. He's like: Don't know. She leaves. They kiss. Kiss again, then Aiden walks in. He grabs food from the basket. Says he's staying at a friend's house tonight. Lucky and Liz give each other the eye. BOW CHICKA BOW BOW

Portia and Ric. He tells her she could go to jail for tampering with the test results. Obstruction of justice and tampering with evidence and yada yada. She freaks out. He says either you get Drew to believe Curtis didnt' publish the article OR tell Curtis everything. Portia thinks she has a way to save both her marriage and her job. She calls Curtis and leaves a message. Then later, Drew comes in and tells her that he's going to tell everyone. She says she doesn't think Curtis did this because why use the Invader and not Aurora? Then she says if Curtis knew he was blackmailing her there would be hell to pay. 

Ric goes to GH and runs into Kristina. Tells her she can't go on a night out she planned with Avery. Krissy says she has tickets to a show and it's one night. He says TOO BAD, it's Ava's night and we're not switching. He walks away. 

Kristina goes to Ava's apartment and is waiting for her when she comes down the hallway. Ava tells her SHE's taking Avery to the ballet because she knows the theater owner and got front row tickets! ahahaha. Krissy is so mad! 

END: 

LAURA is at L&Ls ...they are never getting any 

Sasha and Willow argue about who's the biggest ho

Carly says they have to break into Drew's house to find something that will make Willow not trust him ever again. 

Drew says Portia could do a presser with him about the pediatric sports thing he's doing and then Curtis would HAVE to write a good article about him. Then Curtis walks in.