Sunday Surgery: Polar Opposites

FOOD PORN! 

Well, it was a wild week...Ups and Down..literally and figuratively. This show frustrates the hell out of me at the same time I rejoice in it's brilliance. I get a joyful frustration from the whole thing.
Hopefully, I can explain that well enough!!

Get ready... it's surgery time!  I'm wearing ORANGE scrubs in honor of our Heather..she who stuffs it down! 



Of course,  the week belonged to Sonny's illness. Maurice was awesome and knowing he struggles with it in real life makes it all the more bittersweet. Ava trying to psyche Sonny out of taking his meds was just drama to the high "D". This is where I wish  GH wasn't such a 'soap'...meaning here I am all into this and the next scene is some stupid sheeze involving Taylor and her ripped damn jeans.
Seriously? I have to sit through Molly's "Maine Squeeze" crap? Ellie and Maxie talking AGAIN and AGAIN about the baby?? Where were Liz and AJ? GH is such a wheel of in/out back and forth it makes my head spin. 

Connie's "Funeral". Well, that was a let down. Not that I have to have a funeral but come on! I honestly thought my DVR went rogue and erased something. There should have been a montage-- Sonny throwing stuff--more Falconeris! More fashionistas! I swear, Diane needed to be there, looking for her name in the will.  Where was COLEMAN? Oh I wish he would have bounced in! 

AND THEN there's ...this:   "Carlos" Don Juan Muchacho. Like Betty would have some older guy stashed in Puerto Rico. One that happens to work for Julian Jerome.
Please :eyeroll: 
Oh, hey, if you haven't read the spoilers I'm sure you caught the 45 hundred photos of Robin this week. AND Emma asking for her. Funny-- it used to be she'd ask for Sabrina when Britt was around!! I have to say something here that we've talked about on twitter for awhile now. This Patrick story SHOULD have been with Liz. Liz was the one that Robin "hand picked" for Paddy when she thought she was dying-- and Liz has kids. They could have fallen for each other, blended their families. THAT would be something when Robin came back. 

Oh, Britt is moving in with Nikolas because I guess she can't afford anywhere by herself. Her being a doctor and all. Are her things in storage? Did she ever buy anything for that kid? Loose ends, my friends, loose ends.  (I also expected her Mama to get in touch in some way, shape or form).   I think her moving in is a good idea...but make it because she doesn't want to be alone with a baby. Or that she's afraid of her mother. Don't just be like  "gots no where else to go"!!

I told you I loved the whole Blowing up the Ferry because of the connection with Rochester's Fast Ferry to Toronto.  Ha...just a fun thing.  I also thought it comical the way that Shawn knows they are gonna be in BIG TROUBBBBBBLE!! He and Max strong arming that old guy. Good lord. Ava and Derek just plugging him and dumping him off the pier.  That's NOT the best way to get rid of body, btw-- I mean, seriously.

In the middle of all this is Anna babysitting Connie, (sounds funny don't it?), Duke going to work for Derek--and Morgan and Kiki moving in with Sonny.

The ONLY time I can deal with Morgan is when he's with Alice --or about to get into bed with evil Ava. (well, I can dream, can't I?) I wish Alice would have been invited to the party!! 

Is this Matronly  or what? 

Speaking of that-- their reception was a let down. I wanted a giant cake with STARS  all over it and poker chips on top. ahha And that would have given Sonny something to smash up!  Kiki should have had Olivia's dress on btw. Or something more age appropriate. Sonny had to yell out the "secret" while being all manic at the party. Sam saw Silas snogging Ava. No one got shot. Hey, not bad! 

SCENE OF THE WEEK: No, I didn't choose a Sonny one. I loved the Sam  and Paddy share Cheetos. It was just a nice, simple scene about loss of a spouse and how to carry on.  

PROPS OF THE WEEK: I could not choose-- so tie between Giant Jesus and Heather's Groovy Wallpaper gift for Franco.I could picture the hole she left in the "social room" at Ferncliff cutting it out!! For those of you voting for the BLT...it's already had it's place of honor awhile ago! 

FACE OF THE WEEK: Betty getting all  uptight over her latin lovah coming back.Glad she's wearing her specks so she can see him better! 

MOVES OF THE WEEK:  Belong to Sonny swingin' out to the Mobular Music.    

I don't know. This week just didn't grab me. I get that something blew up, that Michael learned the truth, Heather gobbed down a BLT and a guy almost got his fingers fried.  I'm just over the mobular angle and REALLY don't want more newbies. Ava and Julian are enough. All the Jr.Minds can go--except Molly and bring back Brandon Barash. 
That's all I ask!!