I AM THE MONSTER

 

You can tell when the show is going well because the Sunday Surgery reads are up! YEAH!! I'm happy. 

OMG I HATE the Bachelor shows and the Golden Ones?.. look.. oofff. Sorry. Just not for me.

TODAY'S GH: 

Drew wants Marty as his lawyer again. He wants someone that will look the other way. Martin says NO WAY. Drew says it will save Stella Henry. Marty is going to reconsider. If Drew calls the feds, he will do it. Drew calls them. Marty sits and DREW tells him about the evidence in the save against Portia. Wants an injunction to stop the PCPD from getting in there. WHOOPs already done! 

Chase says they found something interesting in Drew's safe. It's the proof he bribed Judge Heron. But is it a plant? They call ADA Turner. They show her the wire transfer to Judge Heron the day before Michael was giving sole custody. She's like: Why would he do that? Chase says that Drew wanted Willow all to himself. The ADA gets a call that the judge has an injunction on the safe. They have to go to court. Turner is going to interview Drew before he knows they have the wire transfer. She leaves. Chase and Anna talk about Willow. OMG Anna says "what if Willow knew that Drew wanted her away from the kids"!?

Jason comes into Sonny's office. Carly's like: "IT's about TIME" She berates him for going to Anna's first. Sonny says: You found Britt then? Carly's eyes BULGE OUT lahaahahaha. EVEN Brick knew. Oh, she's pissed. She's also mad Jason brought her back to Port Charles. :giggle: They then talk about Drew being shot. Jason wants to know what Michael's alibi is. They tell him. then Carly has to leave. She says her alibi is Brennan. Jason rolls his eyes. Jason finds out Danny and Rocco found Judge Heron in the harbor. 

VOSS and Brennan argue. Joss is mouthy! Anyway, Vaughn is promoted because the other lady is gone and they are both going back to PC. Joss will have another assignment. She has to go back to school and wait. He says he thinks Jason told Carly about her being an agent. She says no, she asked him not to and he'll honor that. They have to find a Dalton and Britta connection.

Sidwell and Marco talk about Sid killing the Judge. Marco is angry. Sidwell is like: Um, what did you THINK was going to happen? Marco tells him ALL ABOUT Michael's alibi and what happened in his interview. yikes. 

Nina tries to broker peace between Britta and Liesl. Liesl says she's SORRY SHE WASTED A SINGLE SECOND GRIEVING HER! :clapping: Liesl tells her how hard it was to have her die in her arms. "You're just like your FATHER". Britt says: NO! I'm just like YOU MUTTER! She talks about how Liesl neglected her and ran after Faison. She wanted to live the rest of her life not thinking about her. She says that "I AM THE MONSTER YOU RAISED ME TO BE"  Kelly and Kathleen are doing the WORK TODAY! 
Britt needs a loan and Liesl is like: HA HA!! Nina says she will loan her some. 
OMG Liesl says that at least "NATHAN DESERVED MY TEARS"!!! Britt leaves. 

Britt sits on the docks thinking about when her mom was saying how much she loved her and how proud she was of her. Britt then says to herself "Maybe I was better off dead". 

WATCH THE PART WITH BRITT AND LIESL

END:

Turner tells Drew they already looked in his safe and it's a wire transfer for 1 million to Judge Heron. Drew is shocked. 

Jason finds Britt on the docks, crying

Dr O says she still loves Britt but she will never forgive her 

Sunday Surgery: Schatzi !!

 

It was another good week on GH and things came fast and furious. By Friday my typing fingers had blisters! Ok, I'm over exaggerating but I swear the dialog writers were on extra JOLT colas!! I'll give you the outline of what happened but I do encourage you to watch if you haven't. Friday is a good day to jump into if you need a refresher. 

So many things to talk about and not a lot of time...have a seat and let's GO GO! 

The Britch

 

YESTERDAY'S SHOW: 

They'd better find Outback!

Kelly TH is a good actress-- I do like her style-- not great with the story so far and Britt's alive but... she is good. 

Nina and Lulu were good, I liked it. Lulu wasn't unbearable.  

TODAY'S SHOW: 

BRICK is in town. UGH... Sonny tells him if they look into the million dollars in the dead judge's account, it will look like it came from Drew Cain. Carly comes in later. They talk about how Drew will frame Michael for the shooting.

Gio and Emma are having coffee at the Garage Cafe. Emma got cheesecake for Dalton. She has all her work for him done. 

VOSS are in Bondi Beach Australia surfing. Then they hit the sheets. "Brennan can't know about this" says Vaughn. THEN BRENNAN WALKS IN AHAHAHHA. He's pissed. "get dressed". Then he wants to know about Britt and The Five Poppies. He finds out Jason Morgan saved them. OH CARLY WILL FIND OUT ABOUT JOSS! 

Jason is back and goes in to see Anna and needs to talk to her alone. Carly's ike: WHAAT. He tells her to scram. SHE IS NOT HAPPY AHAHAHHA. He asks Anna how long she knew Joss was WSB. She says months. Tells him the whole story and says she couldn't say anything to him because it was classified. BUT she did send him to look out for her. He says she manipulated him. Anna explains more. Jason says Joss is too young. Anna says she sent Jason to save her. They have a great convo about their lives and Sonny and the WSB and such. Really good. Jason is still pissed at her though.

Liz wakes Obrect up and she's laughing: I thought I saw Britta. Britts' like YOU DID !! I'M HERE! She hugs her and cries. Dante tells her she shouldn't be there. She's like "thanks for the welcome home" THEN-- Lulu says to Liz: Keep Rocco in the exam room.. Britt overhears and says: BEN IS IN THE HOSPITAL? ahahahaha. Anyway, Lulu stops her from going anywhere and O Britt go home.  Lulu is freaking out to Dante about Britt being home. 

Rocco gets done. Liz tells Lucas "The Britch is Back"!! Lucas wants to call Brad. She says "you don't need that". Damn it. Says that Brad could totally be involved with Britt being alive. He might already know! 

Lulu, Dante and Rocco go home. Charlotte says no Outback yet. They tell the kids that Britt is still alive. Rocco wonders if Dr. O knew. Dante says absolutely not.

Dr O, Britt and Nina go back to Nina's apartment. They want to know what happened to her. Britt says she's tired. Dr O says too bad she has a right to know. Britt says that she faked her death (not the attack) because she was offered a research project far away. She didn't want anyone to see her die slowly of Huntingtons'.

END: 

Dr O is so angry Britt faked her death and died in her arms she slaps her HARD! 

Dalton says new test subjects are coming into the lab tonight. Emma can come by in the morning. 

I THINK OUTBACK WILL BE IN THE TEST SUBJECTS! 

Valentin is Back

NOTE:  I am OUT today so Dave put this together for us to have a fun thing and to use for the comments on THURSDAY"S SHOW!! I have a feeling this will be the day the BIG BOSS IS revealed and I'll miss it. :Sobbing: 

James Patrick Stuart is back as

Valentin Mikkovovich Cassadine

So, what does this mean for the citizens of Port Charles?

How will these 2 react?

Will he recognize his daughter?

KAREN SAYS: NOPE!! LOL 

Time to recast these two and bring the family back together?

Is his old friend still alive?

How about other family members?

And how does Nathan fit in?

(OK, I'm really not sure of this one, but couldn't we all use a picture of Ryan?)

And I would be remiss if I didn't mention that James guest starred in one of the best episodes of Frasier. So incredibly funny and memorable. Take a look. 

THANK YOU TO DAVID FOR PUTTING THIS TOGETHER!! Who knows if JPS is REALLY back or just doing a cameo. Hmmm...haven't heard. BUT HOW DARE HIM TO PUT A PHOTO OF PETER UP AND SAY: Is he ALIVE? 

He'd BETTER NOT BE! 

He Moves

 

Ok, so  A LOT GOING ON TODAY! 

Michael is at Anna's to be questioned. Marco is taking the case from Diane. Oh, interesting! Marco says even tho their fathers don't get along, he will rep him. Diane can't because she's doing Alexis' representation. Michael goes through the whole night. Tells her about Jacinda. Anna says: well, she's an escort and Dante saw you with her tonight too. He's like: yeah, so? Then he remembers more of the night and all you have to know if that we see him getting BACK in the car from Drew's. He's soaking wet. Dante looks suspicious while Michael is talking btw. Dante tells him that Drew accused him of the shooting. Michael says of course he did. 

Willow tells Chase she's not sure she wants to see Drew yet. He's like: WHY? She's conflicted and also VERY BUSY. 

Liz and Lucas talk about Drew waking up. Liz says she heard Carly say she wanted to kill him. Lucas is like: OMG She always says that. Liz says if the police ask, she'll say she heard her. 

Liz tells Willow that Ric left for a digital retreat and he's out of town. Willow freaks out because he's her lawyer. Then she says as much as she hates Drew she has to stay with him because Michael holds all the cards. 

Isaiah tells Portia he's proud she and Lucas saved Drew. She says she should have stayed in bed with him instead. Then he gushes over her doing such a good job operating on Drew even tho she hates him. She says well, we can never have zex again. (don't even ask, no idea why she'd say that). He says that's cool, no problem. Call if you need me (BOOTAY CALL?) 

Lulu and Carly talk about Brennan wanting Char to visit Valentin. Carly can't figure out why he'd want that. Then when she thinks about it more, maybe it would be good for Charlotte to see her dad. Make her make peace with it. Lulu's like: you crazy? 

Nina and Brennan eat dinner at the PC Grille. He wants her to talk to Charlotte about visiting Valentin. She's like: I'm not going to lure her on a plane, especially when her mother doesn't want it.  He wants her to talk to Lulu about it. HUH? Nina's like NOPE. (BTW, has she even SEEN her since she got back??). She won't do it. Brennan says he can help her and Willow. 

Kai and Trina are having dinner too and talk about Drew waking up. Kai is going to go see him. 

Emma comes into the restaurant and sees Trina ...asks if everything is ok. Trina is like "I'm ok" but Emma knows she's not. Emma sits and Trina just blurts out that her mother changed the blood tests!! GEESH --that's the commish's granddaughter LOL Trina even told her it was HEATHER WEBBER!! 

Drew tells Curtis he doesn't know if Michael shot him but it actually COULD be Curtis that did it. Curtis plays with his IV and tells him to be careful because the killer could finish him off. 

Lucas comes in and tells Drew about his spinal cord and maybe he could have paralysis. BUT NOPE Drew feels his legs and can move his toes. 

Kai comes in to visit Drew next. Drew has a big favor to ask him. He wants all the papers from his safe. Kai says no..it's a crime scene (remember he burned the one thing Drew really wants) and he won't do it.  Drew then asks to see Willow. 

OMG INTERRUPTION!!!!!!!! Just as DREW WAS PROBABLY GOING TO SAY he knows WILLOW SHOT HIM!! Damn it. 

Good Show today--Lots Happening

Getting my hair done today but not until 3:30!! FOR ONCE 

Drew wakes up. Asks Elizabeth where Willow is. (Not Scout) Liz says she's with his DAUGHTER.. and does he know what happened? Portia walks in to check him. He says he wants a new doctor. She's like NOPE. Dante comes to question him. Drew says he remembers getting shot in the back. (just the one shot tho). He remembers about the evidence against Portia in the safe. Tells Dante there's government classified stuff in there, they can't search it. Then Dante asks if anyone would want to hurt him. He says Michael Corinthos. 

Jacinda is waiting for Portia and wants money to keep quiet. Portia tells her if she tells anyone, SHE will be done for assault. So, forget it. Jacinda agrees and Portia tells her if the reporters ask, say Drew brought his own drugs. Jacinda leaves. 

Anna is going to question Alexis. She wants to know what she was doing the night Drew was shot. Alexis is going to wait for her attorney. Diane comes in. They talk about Drew. Anna wants to know when she got the restraining order against her.  Yada yada, what did Alexis do, when...blah blah. She gives a timeline of coming home, Curtis coming over and then Ava and Kristina showing up. She says DANTE even saw them. She came in from taking the garbage out and Dante was there. GOOD COVER STORY! 

Curtis and Michael are talking in Cherie Cafe thing. Michael wants help finding Jocinda. Curtis thinks he can get ahold of her. Curtis gives Michael Jacinda's name. Then Curtis gets a call from Portia that Drew is awake. Curtis leaves for GH. Michael Googles Jacinda's escort agency. 

Jacinda picks up a call and takes the job from her agency. She meets Michael at the PC Grille. 

Charlotte and Lulu talk about her punishment. Rocco comes to Bobbie's to meet Char with Outback. They talk outside about Brennan and she doesn't like him. 

Brennan wants to talk to Lulu. Charlotte sees him and says HE's the villain not her father. She leaves with her latte. Brennan tells Lulu he needs help with Valentin. He wants Char to visit Steinmaur and Lulu says ABSOLUTELY NOT. He says he'll make sure she's safe. She still says no. Brennan gets a phone call about the agents on Croatia. He leaves but tells Lulu that with Val being in the intelligence agency and world, Charlotte could be a target. 

Croatia: Britt has 52 minutes to go. She's begging PJ guy to take it off. She realizes the boss didn't order her death, he did. PJ guy is like yep: You're going to die. Leaves. 

Joss bonks the goon on the head that's strangling Jason. Jason tells them he has to go get Britt. Joss rolls her eyes lol. Vaughn says WHY. Jason says that Britt saved them. Joss and Vaughn talk about leaving the place and NO MATTER WHAT they won't go back for each other. 

Jason works on getting Britt's bracelet off. He gets it off with 13 min to spare. They run in the hall. Goonies and PJ guy stop them. He says "SHOOT" and then the guy is shot by Vaughn and Jason fights the other. PJ guy gets away and then the 4 run. 

END: 

Drew tells Curtis that he's going to say Michael shot him

Michael gets an alibi from Jacinda but Dante comes in to question him.

BOMB GOES OFF--everyone is ok

Anna moves Curtis up on the suspect board. 

Another Start ofThe WEEK!

 

Already Monday!! First week of most preschools here. That means I'm busy! Trying to make it for GH will be interesting. I'll do my best. 

So Scout is at the barn with Cody. She heard about Drew being shot when she was at camp and she ran. Cody calls Molly to come help. Scout wanted to go to the barn to see Cody to have him call Danny. She's not sure why she can't see him. Molly explains the restraining order. 

CHARLOTTE IS ON AND SHE'S SORA'd and I miss our CHAR!! Damn it. Anyway, she talks to her mother at GH and tells Liz, Alexis and Willow that she drove Scout to THE Q BARN. Then  Alexis gets a call from Molly and goes with Willow to the barn. 
Scout runs to Alexis. They hug. Alexis tells her she has to go with Willow but they will video chat daily. 

Lulu talks to Charlotte about taking Scout out of camp. Charlotte looks like a young Josslyn SO MUCH. They talk about Valentin, her new family in PC and yada yada. 

Anna, Dante and Chase talk the Drew case. They have a MURDER BOARD! YEAH! Anna finally says she'll check the security footage.  They go through the suspects one by one. Kinda like I did in Sunday Surgery. 

Kristina and Ava are trying to figure out how to get Ric's text messages and phone calls taken care of. They are going to have Alexis email his law office, give his secretary time off and use his face to open the phone up. LOL They come up with the plan that Ric is in "Digital Detox" and text people. Alexis comes home and they talk about how his emails would sound.

Brennan yells in the phone to GET THE AGENTS OUT NOW (little late). Yells in the phone again.  Wants to talk "to the prisoner" (Valentin I'm assuming) YEP, he zooms with Val in his office. 

PJ Guy says they are taking Vaughn and Joss to test some radiation shell ...Then 2 guards leave and one stays. They try to talk him into letting them go. NOPE they bearded guy comes back in. 

Jason breaks in the lab and it's BRITT ( I thought it would be a surprise)./ She has on an ankle bracelet that's also a bomb. Jason is going to get it off. She finally tells him that Joss is tied up down there lol. Jason takes her key card and JUST RUNS OUT! She's like wait !! what about me?? Then the PJ guy tells her they are leaving Croatia but she's not coming. 

Jason breaks into the cement room, shoots guy number one, fights guy number two. 

END: 

Jason is still fighting the guy. Voss are still trying to get out.

Drew is waking up

PJ guy sets Britt's ankle monitor to blow up in one hour.