Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Rumor Patrol: Charlie Sheen is NOT guesting on General Hospital!
Despite Internet rumors, Wubsnet has learned that Charlie Sheen won't be bringing his tiger DNA to General Hospital anytime soon. He was first approached by the head of daytime to moonlight as a 'mysogonysitc party crime boss" that comes to Port Charles as Luke's cigar smuggler.
While some think that Sheen would fit right in to Port Charle's tales of women-abusing cocky men, it's thought that he turned down the part because John Stamos was once on the show playing "Blackie Parish". The two have been going back and forth on twitter recently and there is no love lost there. "Why would I want to be on a show with a loser on it's records" Sheen said. "I'm all about The Win".
Bob Guza, the head writer of the popular daytime soap is said to be distraught. "I really wanted to have Charlie show his Warlock levels on this show. We could have done a great arc with Papal Assassins"... It was also hoped that Charlie's "Goddesses" would appear at Von's, Port Charles' resident strip club.