Jason Morgan arrives at Casa D'Wubs
Wubqueen: Squeeeeeeeee! Do you mind if I Squeeee? I mean, you are JASON MORGAN!!
Jason: Uh, no. I get it a lot.
Wubqueen: Ok, let me just....there. I so wanted to touch your hair. It's magnificent.
Jason: Thanks. I get that a lot too.
Wubqueen: Well, Jason, you've had quite a few days! Phew!! Have you had time to sit down and breathe since little Jake went into the great beyond?
Jason: No. What's a beyond? Oh, you mean...died. No.
Wubqueen: Well... what do you think? Who do you think hit him?
Jason: No idea. But I tell you what, Dante's not going to tell me who it was. I won't believe it.
Wubqueen: Um...have you called your BFF Sonny yet?
Jason: No. He's in Italy. Honeymoon.
Wubqueen: I know, but you know...it is your son and...
Jason: Italy. NO.
Wubqueen: Enough of Jake. I'm here to ask you the REAL question. You know THAT question.
Wubqueen: Who is it? Liz or Sam???
Jason: Liz or Sam what?
Wubqueen: You know, who do you like better?
Jason: Blink. Well...Liz has the best hair and Sam has you know..in the front area.
Wubqueen: Ok, but who's the BESTEST? Like..if you were on a desert island, who would you save from a shark?
Jason: Well, who has on my leather jacket?
Wubqueen: Neither...no leather jacket.
Jason: Is my jacket lost? Because that would not be good.
Wubqueen: Look: Sam or Liz..save one.
Jason: Ummm, Karen. I'll pick Karen. We were the only ones on a desert island.
Wubqueen: Oh, this impossible! Let me ask in a different way. Who would you like to grow old with?
Jason: Oh you mean like Lila and Edward.
Wubqueen: Yes, Yes...like Lila and Edward.
Jason: And I'm Edward right?
Wubqueen: Yes! And who's Lila??? :leans forward:
Jason: Who's Lila? blink...she was my grandmother..
Wubqueen: :smacks forehead: Wow.. this is really difficult. Don't you understand there's a fan war going on out there?! People are fighting! Families are divided!! They need to know who do YOU LOVE THE MOST!
Jason: That's easy. Me. I love Me.
Wubqueen: Between SAM and LIZ--- which one.
Jason: Oh, sorry, I refuse to answer that as per clause #3 in my contract. One and Two are about my secret powers.
Wubqueen: Nevermind. Hey, can I touch your hair again? :giggle:
Jason: Sure. Knock yourself out.
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