Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Sustainable Energy

Lulu, the worse mother EVER tells Charlotte that YES! This is where your Papa made his video, right in the Police Station....instead of say, lying to spare her feelings.  Geesh, so poor Dante has to explain he was there for questioning after the Nurses' Ball. 

Stupid Man Landers' story was all about whether or not Nathan was going to pose for a photo.  What a waste of Jennifer Bassey. 

Kevin, Laura...Spencer talking about the Cassadine estate and why it goes to Valentin. He wonders what will happen to Wyndemere with Val in prison.. Laura says Nina will probably be in charge since she's his wife.  Is she still his wife? I know they signed papers, but did she file??? I have no idea. 

Carly and Sonny are in Puerto Rico..it's raining! They hear stuff!! Oh no!! IS someone skulkng? So so.. scary!!  It was a parrot. Oh, boo. 



Jason wants to warn Sonny. Michael comes over and tells him they are on the island. Michael wants Jason to join ELQ (stop laughing) They are into sustainable energy now!! Who knew? Ned doesn't think it's profitable-- and he wants Jason to "troubleshoot".  I can see Jason now, discussing tidal power use in the North Sea. AHAHHAAHA  Anyway, they argue a bit and then he says he needs to go talk to Sonny and he's flying to the island. Sam freaks out


Nelle is working for Nina zzzzzzzz. Nelle tells Michael. HE's so HAPPY FOR HER. zzzzzzzz. He invites her to a concert in the park. I'm sure it will be as exciting as an acapella group. :) 
OR: 


OMG Worst editing ever--EVER..  Nate literally went from hugging Amy in the hall in NYC (I think it was NYC)-- to having a complete change of clothes and seeing Dante and Lulu and Char in the PCPD. Like THE NEXT SCENE!! ahahaa


Spencer escapes Kelly's and goes to talk to Nina about the whole Cassadine thing. 

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Suburban Sonny WUB


SUBURBAN SONNY WUB 
Or: Sonny in real-life 



Carly on her phone at the Metro-- things are buzzing... 
Carly: Sonny? 

Sonny is in his living room, staring out the window...
Sonny:  Yeah? 

Carly: Look, things are falling apart here.  I have to stay longer and I need you to do a couple of things for me...
Sonny: Well, I'm deep into brooding for Morgan but...what ya got? 
Carly: Ok, Avery has that ear infection and she has an appointment at 2...so I need you
Sonny: Wait..where's Ava, she could get herself over here and...
Carly: Sonny, she's in the hospital-- burned. 
Sonny: Oh. yeah. She's a bitch that one..
Carly: SONNY! Focus will ya!! 
Sonny: Ok ok....pediatrician...ear infection... 
Carly: Do you have the insurance card? 
Sonny: (Pause) the what? 
Carly: Our insurance card, we're covered under the Metro plan but they'll need to take an updated copy ..and oh, our copay is  $45.
Sonny:  Um... (squeezes eyes) .. yeah..ok, I think I got it.. 
Carly: Remember to get her car seat up from the garage...
Sonny: Garage? 
Carly: Where Max lives over? 
Sonny: I know where the garage is.. I meant the car seat. Where's that? 
Carly: The extra one is over by the winter tires.
Sonny: Winter tires?
Carly: SONNY!! Look, I have to go... oh and Joss needs to be picked up from crew, so stop by the park and
Sonny: Crew?
Carly: Oh my god!! Yes, where she's gone every Thursday for the last year--they are practicing on the canal today. 
Sonny: You mean the river
Carly: NO... the canal.. it's behind the old Braden warehouse..
Sonny: Whatever..ok.....got it, I got it! 
Carly: Oh and she texted me and you have to take Tara Jenson home too. 
Sonny: Who?
Carly: HER BFF since 2nd GRADE!! They live on Oak Terrace..they...
Sonny: Can't Jax pick her up.. I'm kinda tight for time..(looks out window)
Carly: Sonny! You had him DEPORTED!
Sonny: Damn it, that' right. Stupid Jax. 
Carly: So...pediatrician and pick up Josslyn, ok? Oh and you'll have to take the SUV because...
Sonny: Not happenin...
Carly: YES IT IS! Now get going..
Sonny: (throws his glass..it shatters)
Carly: That had better NOT have been another tumbler because..
Sonny: OK! OK! I got it. I do run a giant coffee company on my own you know...
Carly: I hope you put air quotes on that coffee comment...I have to go,  I'll be home when I get there. 
Sonny: (stares at his phone.. walks to the mantel ..leans.....puts chin in hand....looks around, sighs)...
Sonny: MAX! MAX! Get in here!
Max: Hey, boss..you ok? 
Sonny: Yeah, yeah...listen I have a few errands for you to run...but first, (reaches in suit coat for his wallet) do you know what an insurance card looks like? 
Max: Like, for the car?
Sonny: Hell if I know... 

END
More to Come..because GH-- OY 

Monday, June 19, 2017

General Hospital Preview Rant

I'm putting this up because ...well, GH has done it again. This is summer? Really? Seriously? This Sonny shit again!??? I am at the end of my rope here. With all the stories you could tell--with all the characters you are wasting we are seeing an 'old enemy' of Sonny come back to threaten him and..someone gets (wait for it): SHOT. 

Look, you couldn't write good mob stories for 18-20 years, and you're not going to start now. Not the way the show is a chopped up mess that never finishes anything. I don't care who's 'coming for Sonny'. Not in the least. You could have expanded airtime for Curtis and Co-- you know, integrate them into the canvas. Or, you know, get Molly and Krissy back (really back, not just for a an episode here or there). How's Monica doing without Tracy?  Oh you know the fans have a million ideas and none of them are this: 




So, enjoy. I have to say, even if you're a Sonny fan you have to be tired of this. I think the one thing I'll watch this summer is Olivia and Ned's wedding. Hopefully, there's no bombing, fires or shootings going on. 

Short Today

About 15 min today-- I have a ton to do. Last week is always like that!! Boy, I need a Vitamin B12 shot or something!! 

Griffin goes to Sonny's and asks if he's going to kill Ava. Sonny says: Nope, she's suffering enough. 

AVA needs more morphine..she tries to push the button-- but nothing happens. Epiphany comes in and says, sorry, you've had enough.  Julian visits her. He picks up her chart. Sees the DNR.

Sam and Jason ...Sam's pissed at Jason for fighting that guy. This is so frustrating. Ugh. 

Spencer wants to know what Dr. Kevin's "intentions are" with his Gram. 

Carly tells Michael she's signing over all of Sonny's business assets back to Sonny-- then they'll divorce. 

Nelle gets an interview and asks who referred her. 

Olivia says Diane won't take her custody case because of "conflict of interest" WHY? It's not Sonny's kid. And she's friends with Alexis--not Julian?? 

That's all I have time for! Today's show is actually Friday's show-- so maybe it will get interesting? 

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Sunday Surgery: Playing Doctor


Is that Chumunga thing in there? 
Some weeks, the blogs about write themselves. Sometimes I get them done on Friday. This week? I really didn't think much about it until Saturday evening. I guess because it was interrupted again and these shows blended into the rest of the shows ...so.? eh? Not sure what's worse: a week that infurates me or a week that's just BLAH. 

It's hotter than HEY-O here-- I mean HOT. Happy Father's Day!! We will have Gin and Tonics later so I suggest you start early. Like now. 



Friday, June 16, 2017

Man Landers

Lulu's house. Spencer hates Charlotte because she's living in "his house"..and it seems like everyone forgot his father was killed (true that).
Later, Kevin comes in and he and Laura go to the park. He asks her to move in, and she says yes. 

Amy's ON!!!! Oh, yes, so exciting. Nate wants to know about her brother-- :eyeroll:  He's back from Afghanistan. He was her advice person in the blog. Now he's in a group home because of his injuries. He sees all of Chet's medical bills and agrees to appear as "Man Landers" so Amy can make money to pay them off. 

While she's waiting at the Metro, Sam is talking to Kevin. He's asking her questions.  He tells her he treated Jason after his car accident. Which, surpisingly is true! 



Jason and GOONER are still fighting. Sweaty, gross...heavy breathing..stupid. PCPD comes in, they let Jason go because Sam says so. LOL  He tells Liz that the guy is in custody and everything is over. Sam is all freaked out. As usual. She hallucinates Jason all bloody.  

Hayden tells Liz she's pregnant but is scared about having a baby. Liz reassures her she'll be a good parent. Later, Jake tells her she's "pretty cool" and they hug.



LOOK who's back taping! 


Thursday, June 15, 2017

It's GOON GONE WILD!

Amy's all upset about her stupid blog--and the book deal...and High School..and..well, Nate and Dillon don't KNOW what's wrong with her!!  Dillon tells Nathan all about High School. Maxie was a mean girl-- mean. Amy was really nice, did a lot of volunteer stuff, was in the chorus. 
Her brother however, was a great FB player and everyone loved him. She lived in his shadow for years. "Chad"  left to play for Wisconsin but put his shoulder out.
GOD, we got more on Amy's life today then most ppl on this show in forever! Dillon says Chet (or Chad, I'm not sure)  has disappeard. Oh! Nate says I know, I'll check data bases to find him. (WHY WHO CARES????????) and I guess ol' Chet/Chad is on some police file? Not sure because they cut the scene. Then Nathan finds Amy at ANOTHER coffee shop (??) I'm serious and says "I think I know what's wrong" and ..then cut scene. 


Olivia tells Julian to buzz off and let Ned adopt Leo.  OMG, later Alexis comes in and says Julian has every right to see his son! Like Alexis would say that about a guy that put a knife to her neck and almost murdered her. Unless the writers are high. COME ON. That's just wrong.  Sam happens upon Alexis saying he has legal rights--and Sam is PISSED. She says Julian will NEVER see Scout. Then she tells Alexis she wants her to stay away too if she's going to act like this. 



Griffin is seeing Sam because...I don't know she was standing in GH hallway not feeling good. He takes her into an exam room. She has no fever. He thinks it might be a virus. Then he thinks it may be PTSD over Olivia Jerome. She won't believe it, leaves.  (this is when she goes to the Metro and confronts Alexis)..


Cassadine Goon is stalking Jake.  Jake goes to the vending machine.  He stares at Jake. 

Meanwhile, Jason and Spin are still looking for said goon guy by hacking into the data base of the police department.  They figure out he's at GH by hacking into his credit card info and seeing he bought scrubs. 

Jason calls Liz..tells her to lock herself in a room with Jake because Goon-Man is coming. Liz is all..um..we gotta go Jake! Jake is like but I WANT MY CANDY. Liz asks Griffin to hide them and Jason comes to GH. He runs UP THE STAIRS WITH THE security guy-- 
Griffin is talking to Jake ...and they are not leaving the room. 
Jason sees the goon go into the elevator but the doors close.  He chases him up to the roof.  They have a STUPID fight LOL..oh geesh. :eyeroll: 



IT'S NATIONAL LOBSTER DAY!! And Alberta Says: Have a good one! She knows she's delicious so... don't worry if you eat a bit. 


Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Mom makes me think of...PIZZA!

OMG I was so confused. Spinelli just POPPED UP random in Sonny's living room..it was WEIRD.  Then he meets Jason. Sam was bitchy to Jason, all crying and crabby... something is up. She says she's coming down with something, needs sleep. He's like WELP! Take a nap, I'm leaving! ahahha. He left her with the baby after that? AHAHA.

 Jason goes to meet Spinelli and they try to find out who the package delivery guy was. They track him down by the license plate. Jason knows it's the GOON Guy from Cassadine Island. (later we see the same guy skulking around Jake at GH) 




Liz stops by Sam's after seeing Maddox. She talks about the receipt that Jake showed her--and Sam gets all wonky. She hears voices "you'll never be safe"...then she "sees" Liz point a gun at her. 
Geesh. @@  She realizes she's seeing things. Liz leaves.  Sam naps and wakes up thinking someone is in there with her. The baby monitor has crying on it. She runs upstairs. 

 Anna tries to get Lulu to show Charlotte Valentin's goodbye video. Lulu's pissed. Says No. Anna pleads with her. Lulu says No. Then Nina stops by (with something for Charlotte) and overhears it all.  Nina and Anna talk alone ...and it's very weird.
Charlotte comes back from Camp with a Lila's Kid's TSHIRT ON!! awww.

Nina says a great goodbye to her..very touching.  Lulu sees it and realizes she should let Charlotte listen to her Papa's goodbye. 

CarSon crap ..OMG it's the same old JUNK!! They could take an extended vacation. They contributed NOTHING to today's show. 

REALLY great therapy scene with Maddox and Jake. Great acting on both parts and good dialog too.  Should have been 10 months ago.  

Amy was on ..talking about her BLOG. Nate tells her go get someone else to help her.