Friday, April 24, 2015

Carlos: A Killer Timeline

And...Duke is still alive. 

Three Days: Here we go: ( to be read in Puss In Boots voice with a nice Spanish soap score playing) 

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It is I....Carlos....ready to keel the Duke...

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Bur first, let me rearrange the table into a wonderful display...

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Now....let me show you my gun. My big gun. It needs to be cleaned. 

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I must aim ze gun...perfectly, careful not to disturb ze serving tray



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I see him in my cross hairs!! Perfect shot!! I'm...

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Oh No..ze phone. Sabrrrrrrrrrrrrina? Is it you? Are you all right my flower? 

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( 15 minutes later) There...there....there he is...what the......

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Rats!!! It's ...the mouthy blonde woman and that squirrel...I must hide! 

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WHY MUST I SUFFER SO?????



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I'm back! Back in the game!! 

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WHAT? who is this interloper????? 

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I suffer so...I do not have to pee...I do not have to pee....



Now I pause to cry.... oh WHY WHY?? The PAIN!! 

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It is my life...I shall stay here until someone...anyone..dies a thousand deaths!! 


To be continued..... 

7 comments:

Frank Strovel said...

That's effing hysterical. Kudos.

screamingeagle said...

they showed the preview and there was a body bag being zipped up. All you could see was a glimpse of dark curly hair. Could it be Carlos?????

N.Oakess said...

very funny

kdmask said...

I was thinking it was Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrlos too. Which figures since I actually like the guy

sonya said...

Oh Karen! That was hysterical! ROFL! Bravo to you! :) Always love seeing close up shots of the men! Including my Caaaaaaaarlos! :)

"Karen says Now I pause to cry.... oh WHY WHY?? The PAIN!!"

Did you cry too when McDreamy died?! I balled my eyes out!!!!! It's very upsetting!!!! I hate this!!! :'(

AntJoan said...

Karen, hehehe . . . McDreamy buying the farm, sob, sob, sob . . .

Panda said...

When Carlos stopped to take a phone call in the middle of a hit, it was hilarious.

I don't think it's Carlos being zipped into the body bag, as I did a freeze-frame on the preview. I think it's Duke's henchman. It wasn't Duke....yet.