Waiting. It seems that all I do with this show. Thank goodness Morgan got caught on Friday or the entire week would have been blown.
|For the Love of.....|
Let's have some of Duke's tea he sat and drank for about 10 hours and some bacon. If you're vegan, grab the fruit!
She cooks, she cleans... she cries into Dante's understanding arms! Oh the HUMANITY!! Now they are going to have to run into each other coming out of the shower and then share some secret. *sigh* This chick is moving into Wyndemere where I'm hoping she either gets lost in the tunnels or Helena stabs her with a giant ice pick.
Weren't you the guy that hacked the entire east coast camera and PCPD mainframe? Why can't you just get IN YOUR CAR and drive to Beecher's Corners? Or you know, instead of finding that Fake Jake's class photo from his ring-- find if there was a "real" Jake enrolled like anywhere???
So, have you two met?
You have sex with Jake?
He says nope.
I know nothing....
The entire "RING THING" boiled down to: finding it, Nikolas telling Sam it came from Helena and.....that was that. Welp. Ok then!
Lucy decided Ellie and Nate should be friends. They are walking the NB red carpet. Meaning, they'll run into Maxie and Spin and they'll be all jelly yada yada.
SO, that drug test thing?
It's taking an age...but I think I can speed it up.
Winking at Brad.
Sweet! Do it!
And then....10 minutes later....we find out Michael's allergy meds were were switched out with...generic: Xanax. Which, we all know makes no sense. And yes, shut it--I know it's a damn soap. But it's 2015. We've seen CSI, SVU...50 years of soaps and we get...this? If you're going to do a story, please, please...for our sake do some research. Of course the best part was coming later when... Morgan and Kiki walked through that elevator.
Uh, hey. How you doin'?? Just standing here...we aren't doing anything...nope. nope.
Michael is sure these two have Avery. Which, hey! They do! She's back in Silas' apartment where they find here in her playpen!
By the way-- Silas told Nate his patient 'died' ..which she kinda did. Ava is "STILL DEAD" --no one knows she's alive and right now, he can't tell anyone because she'll be thrown in jail again! I'm going to say this one more time: Most boring, tedious 'cancer story' ever. Ava's basically a shadow on the outside of everyone on canvas. Ergo.... don't care.
Look, BEHOLD my large gun!
I think I see him..
Nope...phone call... and it went on and ON AND ON AONANANNANA..ughhhhhh Also, while this is going on "Bruce" Duke's BFF Bodyguard is trying to kill Jordan. All she gets is a twisted ankle in her giant heels. Friday, Carlos is found by Hayden and he tells her he knows Jake. He leaves the room.
Without killing Duke, btw.
Carly tried to talk to Jake about Hayden...he always looked like this. Here and at the garage. Why doesn't he want to hear it? It's not like he and Hayden "bonded"...they are never together! So, why would he care if Carly's digging up dirt?? Yeah, she's annoying but geesh, buddy if you're not going to do a thing about your own life/identity someone has to!
Sloane calls. And calls. Jake can't find out if the 'hit' is on Duke, Shawn or Bruce. Here's a TIP: PUT a detail on EACH of them. There are only three. And Jake, just pick one. You have pretty good odds at getting something right. But naw, we get tedious, never ending talking scenes at the garage. They aren't even trying anymore.
Shawn's boob is distracting. Anyway, all of a sudden, we see these two again after 9 weeks. TJ was on too! Must be someone is going to "die" (as if). Shawn also tells Jordan he loves her, she says she loves him. Violins play. She gets breakfast in bed. Meanwhile, Duke sits at the Metro Court plotting her demise. See above: All she does is get a twisted ankle. Duke's BFF Bodyguard is a bad shot too.
SCENE OF THE WEEK: Took me awhile because no scene really grabbed me. So, I chose Spin and Sam and the "mystery ring" because I like the 2 of them together.
PERFECTION FACE OF THE WEEK: Elizabeth can't help but be all giddy when Carly is trying to get the dish outta Hayden!! It was awesome!!
PROP OF THE WEEK: The "other" ring...Fake Jake's college ring.
This week in a nutshell: No one was killed, Avery is home, Carly found out info but never got to use it, The ring was found but didn't matter, Shawn and Jordan are in love, The tuition at PCU went WAY up last year, Duke has a new BFF and Morgan gets caught with allergy pills on him.
People will be all happy again for 3 days when the Nurses Ball comes at the end of next week. Until then, stay strong my friends.
Story Ideas: Monica develops Alzheimer's or dementia. Think about the power of that story! Lante tries to live on Dante's police salary. Lulu's a shopaholic. Debt. Or, Rocco has some developmental delays to face. (how interesting instead of having a 44th kidnapping or something?). I got a million of 'em. You know my fave: Donna Mills buys Crimson--Nina takes over, Franco is the art director (and weird photog)...Maxie can work there. Molly can model. And not a lame "modeling" story. Having her have to be so thin, she gets into diet pills/anorexia. Olivia's baby is born with something that may be related to having a baby at a later age like Down's. ELQ's mainframe is hacked and all of Tracy's private emails are leaked. LOL Lucy opens the Spa. That spa could be a glamour gold-mine.
Ok, I'll stop.