Because I can.
Grab your bourbon..er.. I mean um.. OJ..yeah, OJ and let's
The Nurses Ball ended with Lucy not finishing it...and then having a cat fight with Bobbie. Welp. There it is. I will say I did enjoy little EMMA's song, and Dr. O's. "Maybe I didn't Love You"... sung to her new found son and daughter.
Britt (or rather Kelly Theobald) continues to be one of the best up and coming actresses on GH on a day to day basis.She seems to capture Britt just perfectly. I love she and Brad's friendship too. She's good with Nathan and they even look like siblings. She was heartbreaking with Nikolas as well.
I also noted Bobbie was at the Ball..why didn't she talk to her brother for awhile? Hmm? AND, she didn't make it to AJ's funeral..and then Monica didn't make it to the Ball? Really nice mentions of Robin too. AHAHHAA. Yeah didn't hear one.
Now I need to bitch a bit. WHY in the WORLD do you follow up the Nurses' Ball--with a damn MOBULAR war? WHY? I don't get it. We have little baby Patrina basically living minute to minute...and ...what? Well, we don't see them in favor of Luke trying to dream up someone else's face so he can make the love to Tracy. We don't see Maxie either, because JORDAN is doing some drug deal for Julian. Possibly a Fed. Possibly, I don't care. Do we see Ned reveling in his Michael-de-Coup?
HA..no, why would we when Shawn (who obviously lives in the ground floor of Kelly's) and Sonny and Duke plot their crap in THE KITCHEN.
Come on NOW...
Seriously? It did make me laugh..so there's that.
The highlight for many was Julexis. Hot sex, Alexis' bedroom, black undies. Alexis wants Julian out of the mob. Are they trying to make him a good guy now? 2 days ago he was willing to blow away his SISTER... and now he wants out.
Um...must have been a hell of a session in bed.
By the way, if Julian REALLY wanted out he would have gone to Sonny with the drug info (even tho Sonny already knew) and joined his alliance. Or just shot Fluke in the head and dumped him in the river.
(That was MY choice, btw.)
Then there's LULU. Seriously, she's selfish---but THIS selfish? Because she wants to "carry a baby" she's willing to possibly destroy the only embryo she has left? Well DUH. Love that she looked it up on the internet. giggle. AND GOOD LORD woman, there's a fat baby in that crib so let's wait 2 seconds before having another, 'Kay? I got it! Maybe MOVE into a bigger damn place? You gonna have TWO kids staring at you having sex? GOOGLE: Bigger apartment NOT Will My Womb Work.
Carly and Todd...SO isolated it's a joke now. They even have sex in the airplane bathroom. Going to see Spin. MAXIE's not going to see him CARLY and FRANCO are. BAHAHAAA . :wipingeyes;
Michael..who's running ELQ on his 1/2 brain and what? "Restaurant" running? Maybe Kiki can play Joan in the front office.
Hell, I don't know. BTW, why not have Monica on more?? ..especially with the Fluke Tracy nuptials? Or at least be like "ha ha....my grandson is running ELQ"!!
Back to Tracy. 'I've known Luke for decades"... so you don't notice he has ZERO sense of humor anymore? talks in a monotone? Wears "Jammies" to bed? Walks like a mannequin? And while we are on the subject, I think the hazel contacts Geary is wearing are making his eyeballs red.
PS. I Don't care WHO he is now. He could be Justin Beiber in there and I'd be like.eh. whatevvvv.
I get this is probably Geary's swan song and a bit of an FU to his years as Luke. Got it. Move on. Don't tell stories in chunks. We've not known who Luke is or isn't for months and months. He's on and OFF. Like every other character on GH. Lost interest.
So, my friends.... after skipping GH for a week last week and watching this week, I'm still at a crossroads. I am so SO sick of the mob. Did you pick that up? I was mildly interested in Sonny's guilt and Ava's possibly messing with his meds, but now shes' "on the island" AND Sonny's back in stupid mode "trying to keep drugs out of PC". :hittingheadonkeyboard: Can I ask a question? HOW many years are we going to have to put up with this? 20 more? Cause... it's boring as hell. BORING. It was exciting for about 3 years. Since daytime can't stomach writing like the REAL MOB should be written, and this isn't a "Sopranos" show, give it up. Just give it up. thanks.
The whole show can be summed up in Epiphany stomping on Mr. Marbles. That's just how I'm feeling. NOT like Epiphany, but like Mr. Marbles. Just laying there, thinking: Um, what did I do to deserve this? LOL. Is it too much to ask for tight stories and characters I care about being on consistently?
And before you tell me all I do is bitch about the show, I'm way ahead of you. I didn't watch for a week..I even forgot to update the spoilers for awhile. So...nature is taking it's course. Slowly but surely.
SCENE OF THE WEEK: the ONLY thing that truly shocked me a bit and made me sit up was when Nik grabbed Liz and planted one on her in the hospital. Loved Nik calling out Ric's sins. Including wanting to carve out Carly's baby and 'giving' it to her. heh I'm not shipping Niz-- I like him better with Britt actually.
Of course, NOW Liz doesn't think they should be together..sigh. And so it goes.
PROP OF THE WEEK: I can't pick Mr. Marbles again so I'm picking those weird GLO- Hula Hoops the 'dancers' had in the auto-tuned song TJ and Molly sang.
FACE OF THE WEEK: Kiki being Tracy. It was disgusting but it deserves a place in my face gallery.
That's it. Interested to see what you all think. Am I being too harsh?? Am I missing the magic of this Fluke guy? The weird Tracy stuff? Should I care more about Jordan? Levi? Is it wrong to have wanted to see more of the baby stuff instead of mobular crap? Maybe I'm numb to it after all these years, but seeing that "gun shot" promo "SOMEONE GETS. SHOT" makes me roll my eyes.