Here they are...I got these after EXTENSIVE interviews with cast, crew and just about everyone in between. You're welcome.
Faison and Helena shall always appear together as often as possible, dressed to the 9s. They resolve to take Spencer and Josslyn under their wings to teach them the ways of the shape-shifters.
Sonny resolves to never use the words "dead to me" ever again unless he truly kills someone. He also shall not throw barware unless he aims it at someone's head.
Shawn resolves to take target practice 4x a week until he can hit the broad side of a barn at 100 paces.
Franco resolves to change his name to Todd and forget this ever happened.
Carly resolves to think before speaking and use at least 40% of her airtime LISTENING instead of TALKING.
Morgan, Kiki and Michael will take a trip to Temptation Island and stay there.
The GH writers resolve to have at least one baby born in the next 2 years that isn't a WTD, kidnapped, DNA or switch story.
Either this guy turns into a vampire or he moves to Cleveland.
Spencer will be forced to resolve to not use the ferry and or drivers to romp around PC at his own whims.
Fluke resolves to stop this asap and reveal the whole thing by January 6th or face certain death by fan firing squad.
Tracy resolves to find her brain again and do some damage to everyone in Port Charles
Monica resolves to find those snacks and be on screen for more than 3x in 2015.
Bob the Badger resolves to be brought out of storage and take his rightful place in DukeSon's office
Sam resolves to go shopping and get out of her Lulu Lemon wear and into real clothes by March.
Nina resolves to take her medication. HA! Just kidding.
Heather resolves to only eat 14 BLTs a year instead of the usual 33.
Anna and Jordan resolve to move not use the park bench as their "secret" meeting place
The set designers promise to redo Maxie's apartment to resemble something out of this century and not an acid flashback.
Bobbie resolves to take over the Brownstone and the following resolve to move in: Carlos, Scotty, Lucy, Lante, Brad, Epiphany and Milo.
Sabrina resolves to volunteer in Africa for a long, long time.
Wubs Resolves not to cry and scream if things don't go her way.
Wardrobe resolves to have Julian and Nathan as shirtless as possible.
#GH fans resolve not to clog the stream with shipping wars and stupid comments to actors.
Ava promises more of this
Silas promises less of this