On the heels of his TV Guide interview and You Tube video, Bob decided it would be major awesome to sit with the Wubqueen. Here's the scoop:
Wubsnet: Hello, thanks for meeting with me, you're in demand!
Guza: DUDE! You're telling me DUDE!
Wubsnet: Uh, did you just call me Dude?
Guza: Oh, sorry-DudETTE..Dudette. Heh...want a White Russian?
Wubsnet: No, thanks, really. I'm fine. I really have respect for writing soaps, the time crunch alone is intense. Where do you come up with all the story arc ideas??
Guza: Dudette, man...if I told you that, I'd have to have you shot. Ha..get it? (hand like gun) Bingo!
Wubsnet: Oz, maybe? Sopranos? Really old gangster movies? Showgirls?
Guza: Showgirls, now there's a masterpiece. Don't you think Abby kinda looks like that chick from Who's the Bell?
Wubsnet: You mean Saved by the Bell?
Guza: Yep. NEXT! Meaning next question...
Wubsnet: Ok, so here we go... Do you remember the Valentin story? When Helena was so upset about him and...
Guza: Stop. Stop. I don't talk about past story lines...
Wubsnet: But it wasn't even a story-- it never got to be a story.. didn't you hire some guy from AMC to play him?
Guza: (covers ears) La, La, La...can't hear you....
Wubsnet: Ok scratch that. Can I talk about Jake?
Guza: Now you're talking, let's dish about Jake. Quite a HUGE story, isn't it?? HUGE!! Do you know there's a big U in Huge...?? You baby.... YOU!
Wubsnet: I'm wondering why there is so little of Elizabeth on...and really a small amount of character interaction...like no memorial.
Guza: Ah, memorials are boring. When's the last time you saw me do a proper memorial? Too depressing, man...a real bummer. I mean, I like the lead up and the tragedy part--but the other stuff? Eh.
Wubsnet: Well the fans like them...
Guza: FANS!! Ha...do you see any U in Fans? Nope. None.
Wubsnet: Ok, let me ask you about the Brenda return. You know, Vanessa Marcil came back and things moved a bit slow there in the beginning..
Guza: I had to tell the whole story. I mean if you didn't know she was engaged to Monty, then how could I tell the rest of the tale? HUGE right there. And Suzanne? How brilliant was I about that? Audience never knew she was the Balkan's wife because I played it so confusing. Hell, I wasn't even sure she was until February. (takes off sunglasses and cleans lenses)
Wubsnet: well...yeah, but... the Rome scenes alone lasted months...
Guza: Uh, hello...I had that Roman set built. Dudette, that was so cool. Did you notice the tiny grapes, wine bottles...statues--and big busted Italian lady I imported?
Wubsnet: Do you think Sonny and Brenda will remain happy for a bit?
Guza: Oh, yes. NOT! Got 'cha!! I've got Jax to mix it up... we haven't talked about that aspect since..well, last time she was back. I love triangles. They make me tingle. :shivers:
Wubsnet: I'm wondering about a few characters that seem to be..er...um...missing shall we say? Where are Claire, Kate....Coleman...Mayor Floyd-- Billy Dee William's guy--Morgan...Bobbie, Monica...Leslie--
Guza: Stop. Never heard of them.
Wubsnet: ANY of them?
Guza: Well, maybe that Morgan kid, I mean he IS at camp. Kids DO go to camp you know...
Wubsnet: Why did you kill off Georgie?
Wubsnet: Do you think Olivia will get any more stories other than delivering pasta?
Wubsnet: Are you paying attention?
Guza: Oh! Look! Pastries! Dudette...you want one?
Wubsnet: No thanks, guess I'll be going...Has anyone ever told you that you look like..
Guza: Oh my gosh, Paul Newman? You know it.
Wubsnet: Yeah...that's it. Thank you and goodbye!
Guza: Later. Time to write the scene where the Quartermaine's house is blown apart by ... oh, wait... that's a SECRET..don't PRINT THAT!! Damn. Now I'll have to burn it down instead. It's always something.
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