Sunday Surgery: M*A*S*H*

What did I do during the CarJon scenes? Well, I don't know why but she reminded me of Hot Lips Houlihan of M*A*S*H*  Oh she of blonde frosty hair and loins of lust. LOL. Yep, that's where my head was and I'm not apologizing for it. This was all melding into the fact that Johnny is really Claudia's son.  Now, that may have been interesting when Claudia was ON the show...but now? Ummm, hopefully his daddy is a doozie to save this lame plot. I'm going for the guy Tracy was married to which makes him a member of the opposing mob family? I guess? :throwsuphands: 
Oh, my other M*A*S*H* Fantasies? Carly (Hotlips) is making out with Hawkeye (Johnny) when Radar (Spinelli) walks in. You know Spinelli could carry a teddy bear and totally be Radar! LOL 


On to the next topic! Jax...spoke!! Actually spoke. :thud: To another CHARACTER! It was hands down the best thing on the show this week, imo. I still say Jax needs to be on because Sonny needs that other polar-part for balance. Without Jax I guess you have--er... Dante? 

Yep, I have a headache too Kate!

Kate.  Kate, Kate Kate. Here we go AGAIN. 
Ok, I've given this story a twist, see if you like it: 
Kate was actually talking to Jax on the phone-- he walks into the bar. She looks at him and says:
"You missed" 
He says he tried but couldn't get a clean shot. See, this whole time she's been conning Sonny and really is out for revenge. Her getting shot on her wedding day, leaving her for Brenda..yada yada. It could be an epic scene. 
I'm holding my breath. 

I think Helena probably needs to pee by now standing in the wings of Wyndemere. You know,  I do wonder how people get out there with no one else knowing. It's not like there's multiple launches going out. Would you hear a boat coming up? Oh, nevermind. Silly me--and to think I notice it's FREEZING WINTER and no boat would be out any hoo. That, coupled with the fact that Dr. Ewan is letting a patient stay there to do God knows what is so redonidink I can't even think about it much or my head hurts.  Seriously, here's a chick who doesn't know who she is (but seems to have a fabulous white wardrobe bought by--whom??) where she belongs, and possibly psychotic wandering around in an old house for MONTHS with no shoes on. Malpractice!! I'm hoping Helena just bombs the place and they all die. Like, Tuesday. 

 

Anger Boy #44  

In the middle of all this, we get "Angry Boy Chip on Shoulder".  This time against the guy that accidentally shot his Dad in the war. Why a kid  would go LIVE with him is beyond reason. Why the hell would his mother tell him that's his choice? Live with your Dad's killer or military school? Ummm, that defies even soap logic. It's stupid. I know deep in my heart the kids' mama is due to come on and reveal that Shawn is actually Tommy Jr's Daddy. See, they slept together one night after a drunken incident and promised never to tell Tommy about it because it would destroy him. Wow,  I can write this in my sleep. 

This week we learned Kirsten Storms isn't coming back after all. Is it health related? Money issues? (ie: Jen Lilley is working out and oh so much less expensive?). We may never know. I like both gals-- and think Jen is doing fine as Maxie.  I wish Kirsten the best and hope everything works out. Since Jen's Maxie started this AZ "Frenimie" thing,  I'd like to see it progress.  

AZ and Tracy. Could have been way better than it was. That's all I have to say about that. Luke showing up at the wedding was cute, but you could tell by his face he's there to witness it, not stop it. 

JaSam moped around-- and given the fact they didn't have her get to the hospital right after the supposed rape it's just plain sad. Sam should be about 5 months along now, and of course she looks about 2.  Time doesn't matter, I know. I'm sure she'll be sporting a giant foam belly soon and grows overnight. Sam constantly asking Jason how he feels and thinks makes me want to throw something at my TV.  This couple has been through the wringer since getting married. I suppose they had some cute scenes on their 8 week honeymoon. You know, the shell necklace and all but otherwise they've been really miserable to watch. 

SCENE OF THE WEEK: Jax and Michael. Jax was rational, didn't freak out and made a lot of sense. He probably could have Skye'd that in but it was great to see Ingo's face.  Even if he did skulk for 2 weeks.

STUPID SCENE OF THE WEEK: Dr. Ewan's storage closet therapy. I mean. REALLY? First it's the ceiling gazing and now this. "Imagine you are in an elevator"...it could have been a fun exercise if Liz was really in therapy with him and they were you know, having a session. But in the closet?? Good God, build the guy an office set. What's next? Maybe they'll go to the rooftop and imagine they are balloons floating into the star-lit sky. :eyeroll: 

I do have to say that Sonny finding out about Johnny's paternity and Luke supplying it gave me a little thrill. I don't know why, but I did love seeing LukeSon in cahoots again. Sonny's face when he walked into Johnny's place? Priceless. Dimples at full watt. Should be a good (if not implausible) reveal. 
So far my work is not really impacting GH too much. Thursday is the day I can't watch live. I'll keep trying to other days. I am getting the Spoilers still...so let's see how long I can keep it up.  (that's what she said heh) Thanks for reading/commenting!